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Group text between Trent, David, Wes, Thad, Jeff, and Nick
From Trent: holy shit you guys are blaine and sebastian dating?
From Trent: for the sake of discretion i have excluded them from this conversation
From David: what? where did you hear this?
From Trent: check facebook dude
From Thad: I KNEW something went down at the Christmas party
From Wes: what’s going on? what happened at the Christmas party?
From Trent: oh there’s a picture of them kissing on facebook
From Thad: they hooked up in my sister’s room
From Jeff: we don’t know that, they’re barely kissing in the picture
From Jeff: it could be innocent
From Trent: when was the last time sebastian did anything innocently
From David: that’s a good point
From Jeff: Blaine’s always been a good influence on him though
From Jeff: they could just be messing around
From Thad: like they messed around in MY SISTER’S BED????
From Wes: calm down man
From Wes: I’m pretty sure Sebastian was too drunk to do anything but pass out that night
From David: yeah what was that about
From David: he and Blaine seemed pretty into each other but I just figured it was typical drunk Blaine behavior
From Trent: i think that’s a reasonable assumption, he’ll make out with anyone with enough booze in him
From Trent: i’m still friends with that sam kid from mckinley and he’s got some stories
From Thad: so what you’re saying is that they DID hook up in my sister’s bed
From Wes: no one hooked up in her bed
From Wes: you need to let that go
From David: Trent remind me that we’re going to come back to these stories from McKinley later
From David: for now we need to figure out what the hell is happening
From Wes: has anyone tried asking them? like normal people?
From Trent: where’s the fun in that
From David: Nick you’ve been weirdly silent about this
From Wes: maybe he’s being discreet
From Thad: Nick’s never done a discreet thing in his life
From Jeff: come on man I know you’re reading this
From Nick: i resent that
From Jeff: YOU’RE TOTALLY READING THIS
From Jeff: does that mean something’s going on?
From Nick: do you really think i’d be able to keep a secret like that
From Nick: come on guys
From David: it’s true, Nick not telling everyone immediately would be wildly uncharacteristic of him
From Nick: i resent that too
From Jeff: we got drunk a few times when he was here over spring break and he didn’t say anything so maybe he’s telling the truth
From Wes: how drunk was he?
From Wes: if he really didn’t want to say anything he might’ve been able to keep it in
From Jeff: tequila drunk
From Trent: oh
From Wes: oh
From David: oh
From Thad: oh
From Trent: so i guess nothing’s happening then
From Nick: thanks guys
From Nick: i really appreciate your faith in me
From Nick: it means a lot
From Jeff: don’t be mad at us
From Jeff: you have to admit that historically you’ve had a problem keeping your mouth shut
From Nick: wow
From Nick: so this is how you really feel about me
From Wes: maybe he’s being blackmailed
From Nick: you too?
From Trent: idk what sebastian could have on him tho
From Trent: except for that time nick got really high and called him
From Trent: but we already know about that
From Trent: mostly
From Nick: what
From Jeff: you called me by mistake when you were trying to get him
From Jeff: you were very adamant about speaking with him
From Jeff: what was so important, Nick?
From Nick: WHAT
From Nick: how is this suddenly about me
From Nick: let’s go back to picking apart blaine and sebastian’s lives
From David: that sounds like deflecting but okay
From David: what do you know Nick
From Trent: yeah nick what do you know
From Jeff: come on man just tell us
From Thad: tell us
From Wes: they won’t stop until you tell them
From Nick: SEBASTIAN SINGS LANA DEL REY IN THE SHOWER
From Nick: i’m sorry i kept this from you guys, blaine asked me not to say anything
From Nick: i’ve known for a while but i can’t keep the secret anymore
From Nick: based on that picture neither can they
From Trent: omg
From Thad: I KNEW IT
From David: oh damn
From Wes: what song?
From Jeff: really Wes?
From Jeff: is that what we’re going to focus on?
From Nick: they’d been dancing around it for a long time but they didn’t actually do anything until sebastian broke up with that guy
From Nick: it was all very dramatic
From Jeff: I can’t believe you kept this from me
From Nick: they’ll talk about it when they’re ready
From Nick: if they’re posting pictures from their long weekend in Portsmouth they’re probably ready
From Nick: stop bugging me about it you’ll find out for yourselves soon enough
From Nick: they’re happy though and i think we can all agree that’s what matters
Group text between Sebastian, Nick, and Blaine: 24 hours later
From Sebastian: does anyone want to explain to me why i just got linked to 5 different lana del rey videos in what appears to be a coordinated effort?