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[Cue mixels intro [Cue mixels intro [Cue mixels intro[CUE MIXELS INTRO]
Torts: Daww Scors, you're just a (Yellow Guy's voice) little. baby. pigeon.
[Cue Spongebob horror trumpets as we see Scorpi with a face of a baby pigeon with Shrignold's antennae]
Scors: (soundbite from the airplane Shockhat735 episode) Thank you :)
Hoogi: Awww, he's a *zoom in on Glurg* WEAR WHO ROAST BEAST
Scors: *deranged horse noise*
Footi: Yep, he's super skittish and super cuteish. We'll, we're off to the new LEGO Mixels set! Each sold separately.
Glomp: See ya! Later! Alright, Glurg, you ready to play (soundbite from the one Brazilian Sonic McDonalds toy conmercial) BASKETBALL! *bonds Glurg with a cubit* TOUCHDOOOOWN!!!
[technical difficulties]
Glomp: See ya! Later! Alright, Glurg, you ready to play?
Glurg: (with Duck's face and voice) no.
...
Glomp: You rea-
Glurg: no.
Glomp: DO IT.
Glurg: (soundbite from the Mario Okey milk commercial) Okey
[Glomp snorts out a cubit of the wrong colors (brown and blue)]
Glomp: Ha-ha! Noooooooooooooooow gofetchthatcubitWROOOONG COLAAARS! *chases after Glurg chasing after the cubit wrong colors*
Torts: Well hello motherf#&#^r!
[Meanwhile, at Mixel Park elsewhere]
Zaptor: I love Mi-
KABEEEEEEWWWWWWMMMMM...... SPONGEBOB EXOLOSION STYLE
[technical difficulties]
Zaptor: I love Mixel Mixel! Perfect day for a quiet
KABEEEEEEWWWWWWMMMMM...... SPONGEBOB EXOLOSION STYLE-E-E-E-E-E-E
Magnfio: Ooooh... oooh maaaaggiiiic.. OOOOOHH..... *turns around*
Magnifo: OH YEEEAAAH!!!! heueueueeu *turns around* HOWDY GAMERS MY NAMES The Wiztastics, and we're back with a BRAND NEW airline food, my god. What is up with that stuff?
[crickets]
Magnifo: And we're back with a BRAND NEW Doctor NEW
[Cue Doctor Who intro from the Grinch YTP]
Flain: NO
[crickets]
CLAP OFF! *clap clap*
[Lights out]
Magnifo: *turns* *snrut* *turns* *YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND* I can do this, I can do do this, I can won't be like the last do do show. *creates a thought bubble featuring the tjme he fell on the floor from his CAM Upset video*
[crickets]
Scors: Hello, you have computer virus
Magnifo: uh... WEAR WHO ROAST BEAST
Scors: *deranged horse noise* *RUN*
[Glurg scampers into the screen...]
[Scors crashes into-
KABEEEEEEWWWWWWMMMMM...... SPONGEBOB EXOLSIONOISLOXEXPLOSI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
[Glurg scampers into the screen...]
[Scors crashes into-
[Scors makes a squeaky noise as he bounces off of Glurg]
[Suddenly, cymbals appear and crash the two, turning them into a RARE WHO ROSTE BEEST *deranged horse noises*, and then into a fanart of Nurp-Naut named "Satbingle"]
MURP!
[zoom in on said Murp(-Maut)]
Murp: Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Glomp: GLURG!
Footi and Hoogi: SCORS
Glomp: They didn't make a MURP!
Footi: THEY MADE A (higher pitched) MURP!
Glomp: (mlp in a nutshell twinkle sprinkle voice) thats what I said
[Teslo is stretching and Tentor is chugging water]
Tentor: *zoom in on his worah bo'ole)(from the one Peppa Pig YTP) WOTAH
Murp: MURP!
Glomp: EEAEAEEE, that Murp is Murping Mix-Murp PAAARK!
[Pan around... wait, this isn't Mixel Mixel Park. It's a stock image of New York.]
Doobus Goobus: Are all cartoons only allowed to live in New York?
Murp: (TF2 Demoman) NO THANKS
[We're back in Mixel Mixel- no wait. We're back in Mix-Murp Park, and the Murp shreds a tree, which falls repeatedly... and thennfalls repeatedly to the beat of
UH HUH THIS MY ALL THE GIRLS MAKE A BEAT LIKE THIS
Glomp: da _ was that?
Hoogi: I dunno
Footi: *as he tap dances* I think it was
SHHH YOU ARE super skittish
Footi: ok *tap dances harder*
Glomp & Footi Mix: Hold still, buddies... Iii got ya!
Murp: *sidesteps* SIKE!
[The mix rolls their eyes over and over, creating a hamster in a wheel noise-]
WALL-CRASHING KABOOOOM!!!!!
Magnifo: A da-ya-ta, a yaaaa-ta-ya-da-ya-da-ta-da-ya-ya-ya-da-DADADADADA *zoom in onto his face for the following three words:* SUCTION CUP MAN!
Vulk: (from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7IMN6WHqaw) HAAAA-PEEE-EEER *claps his han-n-n-n-n-n-n-nds*
[And then, a real applause thunderous roaring appauses]
Magnifo: *wells up in a single BFDI tear asset* ...applause...