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Factitious
Abby jumped up and down excitedly. Her eco-friendly all organic socks had finally arrived. Quickly pulling them on, Abby practically moaned. She’d never felt socks so comfortable. These would be the perfect temptations for Team Gibbs. Getting in early, she placed the eco-friendly all organic socks on each member of the MCRT’s desk to see if she could tempt them.
At lunch time, she went upstairs to see the results of her experiment. None of the socks were on the desk anymore, so now she just had to check each person’s feet to see if they were wearing them. She started with McGee and nodded happily when she saw the socks. She then moved on to Kate, who had also put the socks on. Next she checked Tony, clucking in disappointment when he didn’t have the socks on.
Abby gasped as she stared at Gibbs factitious socks. “Gibbs, how could you!”
Gibbs just stared back at Abby knowing that she’d eventually explain if he didn’t say anything.
“Not only did you not put on the awesome and comfortable eco-friendly socks, but you’re wearing artificial produced socks.” Abby exclaimed in horror.
“Was that English?” Gibbs couldn’t help asking, staring at Abby in confusion.
