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Bedaub
“What happened?” Tony and McGee both asked as they stared at the bedaubed medical examiner’s van in shock.
“We had a slight mishap on the way to the crime scene.” Ducky smoothly responded.
In truth, Jimmy had gotten lost again and they’d somehow ended up driving through a back alley where graffiti artists tagged their van as they went through. As if that weren’t enough, they accidentally hit a food cart that was in the middle of the street for some reason covering the van in all sorts of condiments. That was followed up by driving through an apparent pigeon breeding area, which the pigeons took great exception to and retaliated by using the van for target practice.
Needless to say, the van needed a thorough washing, but they didn’t have time for that. It would have to wait until after the case. Ducky fully intended to make sure that Jimmy washed the van by hand. Maybe that would teach Jimmy to not get lost or to at least better avoid such messes in the future.
