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The sound of his alarm woke him up right away. It was the weekend!! There was no school so Teru was going to have a wonderful day today. So he leaped gracefully out of bed and landed on the floor. I’d give it a 8 out of 10. He struck the landing.
What was he gonna do TODAY?? So many possibilities!! He could go get food, he could eat, he could go get food… Did I mention he could eat?
But first he had to go say hi to his BFF Kageyama-kun! Maybe he could come with, and bring his little bro too! And maybe that kid with the orange or red hair could come idk, he doesn’t remember who the fuck that was. Sew? Whatever.
Teru got dressed and then kicked down his front door. “GOOD MORNING WORLD!” He screamed and backflipped away like Sportacus from LazyTown. Today was going to be a good fucking day.
He was on his way to the Kageyama household.
Meanwhile, Mob was looking out of his window. “Ritsu? What’s that approaching our house?”
Ritsu looked out the window then sighed. “I’ll get the gun.”
Teru was approaching at high speeds, backflipping towards their house. Mob smiled and placed a hand on Ritsu’s shoulder. “It’s okay, it’s just Hanazawa-kun.” He said.
Ritsu frowned. “Then I’ll definitely get the gun.”
Then the entire wall broke down. Teru was now standing there, hands on his hips. “Hey.” He said and wonked. Well it was less of a wink more like one of his eyes started twitching uncontrollably.
Ritsu had a pistol in his hand, but Mob put a hand on his and made him lower the gun. “Hello, Hanazawa-kun. What is up, dawg?”
Teru put his hands on Mob’s shoulder, then grew another pair of arms to put on Ritsu’s shoulder. “I’m going out today! Come join me! Let’s go get something to eat!” He said. His extra limbs fell off and evaporated just then. Ritsu looked disgusted by the idea of Teru.
Teru grabbed the both of them. “Let’s gooooo!” He said and they flew off using their psychic magic, leaving a rainbow trail behind them.
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A year later they landed by a grocery store. Ritsu stared at it with an eyebrow raised. He was still holding the gun. “This place? Why this place?” He begged.
Teru laughed. “Because you fucker I like it here. Let’s go get some food.” He said and walked inside. The Kageyamas exchanged glances before following him inside.
There was food everywhere. They were torn. What did they want to eat? Teru made a beeline towards the meat section without hesitation. He’ll let the two bros pick out their own shit, right now he had one thing he wanted. No, he needed .
Steak. He needed steak.
So he grabbed the best cut he could find and went over to the cashier. He threw it down along with a handful of money. “Keep the change.” He said with a wink and walked off with the cut of steak.
Later, the Kageyamas had joined him outside. Mob had a bowl of Fruit Loops while Ritsu had a bowl of forks. Teru gave him a look. “Forks? I thought you liked spoons.”
Ritsu scoffed. “Spoons were so last year. Forks are the new thing now.” He said and took a big bite out of a fork. Okay then.
The three of them sat down at a bunch of tables and ate their food. Teru ripped open the steak packaging with his teeth and grabbed the raw steak. He ripped a huge chunk out of the steak with his teeth and chewed loudly with his mouth open. “Yum yum eat em up.” He said.
Mob blinked. “Hanazawa-kun, why are you eating it raw? Shouldn’t you cook it? You know pyrokinesis right?”
Teru laughed and almost choked on his food. “It’s nutritious, Kageyama-kun.”
Mob just nodded. “Okay then, Hanazawa-kun, my homie. Whatever you say.”
They all ate in silence, until suddenly, Reigen appeared!!!
Reigen started breakdancing beside their table, pulling of some sweet moves. All three of them were moved to tears. “Hey kids what the hell is UP?” he shouted.
“Shishou we’re eating food would you like to join us?” Mob asked. Ritsu rapidly shook his head, saying no. Reigen sat down with them anyways. Ritsu wanted to boil him alive but that can wait.
“Might as well eat something too.” He said and pulled an oyster out of his pocket. It made a loud crunch as he bit into its shell. Everyone was enjoying themselves.
Eventually, Dimple decided to show his fucking face. “Hey guys! What are ny’all doing?” He asked with a grin.
They all flipped him off and told him to stop being such a stinky fart cloud. Dimple sobbed.
“Oh shit, I was gonna invite another person. Uhh… Soup? Was it Soup? You know, the red haired kid?” Teru asked, finishing off his steak.
“You mean Shou?” Ritsu asked with an eyebrow raised.
“Yeah him.”
“I think he’s in France right now. Or space. I don’t fucking know and honestly, I don’t care.” Ritsu said, eating another fork.
Ritsu finally found himself getting sick of Reigen being there so selected Reigen, opened up the edit tab and cut him out. Reigen was gone now but Ritsu had him in his pocket. He’ll just paste him somewhere else. Reigen’s half eaten food was left on the table, which Mob absorbed.
Mob got up after finishing his bowl of cereal. “Ok asswipes I gotta hit the road. Got places to be and what not.” He said and threw on a pair of sunglasses. 100% funky fresh. Him and Ritsu got up, waved goodbye, and flew away.
Teru looked up at Dimple. “Well. I should get going too. See ya, stinky.” He said and walked away, leaving the spirit alone and sad.
It was midnight when Teru finally got home. He took off his shoes before entering the apartment and walked inside. It felt nice to be home. Teru took his coat off and tossed it in the trash before walking into his room. He opened up his cocoon and crawled inside, getting all snug and warm.
He clapped his hands and turned off the lights. Today was wonderful and he had a blast. Teru wondered what tomorrow would be like. Maybe he’ll fly off to go see Soap in France. Maybe he’ll find out where Ritsu put Reigen. Maybe he’ll go with Mob to devour the souls of the innocent. Who knows! Anything could happen and he was ready for it.
That night, Teru had a wonderful dream where he sat in the void, eating an ice cream cone. It was the best dream he has ever had in his entire life.
Goodnight, Teruki Hanazawa.
And goodnight to you all, dear readers.