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Bucky: [Okay I just finished the first episode.]
Bucky: [We’ve already got alien time travelers, some sort of space war, murder mannequins, and exploding buildings.]
Bucky: [I’m not sure how much crazier this show can get.]
Sam: [oh]
Sam: [oh man you just wait]
Bucky: [Okay I’ll admit, I was not expecting the tin can robot to be that genuinely scary.]
Bucky: [But wow that thing inside it opens up so many questions]
Bucky: [Are Daleks really not capable of emotion without outside influence?]
Bucky: [Who the hell programmed them so that they see emotion as a “sickness”?]
Bucky: [If they evolved as those blobs, how did they even build those metal casings?]
Bucky: [And if they didn’t, how long have they be devolving? What did they look like before? What were they?]
Bucky: [Oh well, if that was the last one we’ll probably never know.]
Sam: [umm]
Steve: [Just keep watching…]
Bucky: [YOU DIDN’T TELL ME THIS SHOW WAS GOING TO MAKE ME CRY]
Sam: [Which episode?]
Bucky: [FATHER’S DAY]
Bucky: [Wait sorry didn’t mean to capslock that]
Bucky: [Or maybe I did]
Bucky: [Because wow that hurt]
Bucky: [That had to be the saddest episode of the entire show.]
Natasha: [Oh dear]
Sam: [ahahahahahahaha]
Sam: [AHAHAHAHAHA]
Steve: [Sam]
Sam: [AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]
Steve: [Sam no]
Sam: [OHOHOHO MAAAAAN]
Bucky: [wow what]
Sam: [YOU JUST WAIT LIL BUCKAROO]
Sam: [YOU. JUST. WAIT.]
Bucky: [Okay I’ll heed your warning if you promise to never call me Lil Buckaroo again.]
Sam: [Deal]
Natasha: [You might like the next two, Barnes. World War II story.]
Bucky: [Okay Steve, be honest…]
Bucky: [You, me, and Captain Jack]
Steve: [Yes?]
Bucky: [What if we did]
Steve: [What if we did what?]
Bucky: […Steve come on, we both know I don’t need to fill in the blank here]
Bucky: [If we could, would you?]
Steve: [Huh, I hadn’t thought of that before.]
Steve: [Yeah, sure]
Bucky: [:)]
Bucky: [On a heavier note, wow]
Bucky: [I mean, we saw some wild things fighting Hydra, but this was something else.]
Bucky: [I honestly shudder to think what would’ve happened if they’d managed to weaponize spooky children.]
Bucky: [“Just this once, everybody lives” though…]
Bucky: [OKAY THERE ARE A LOT OF DALEKS]
Bucky: [IT TOOK THEM AN ENTIRE EPISODE AND HOW MANY DEAD SOLDIERS TO TAKE DOWN JUST ONE????]
Sam: [Okay so]
Sam: [I think it’s time I introduced you to the Law of of Conservation of Ninjutsu.]
Bucky: [Oh damn]
Bucky: [So Rose basically became God for a few minutes and then she got fixed because the Doctor kissed her?]
Sam: [Trust me, this is NOT the weirdest romance that happens on this show.]
Bucky: [Huh. Okay.]
Bucky: [That ending, though.]
Bucky: [I thought I was gonna cry again but then freaking BARCELONA]
Steve: [Doesn’t he have great hair, though?]
Bucky: [YES]
Bucky: [Steve you should definitely try that do]