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“Which color, Gibbs?” Abby asked, thrusting about thirty different shades of red in front of Gibbs.
“Abby, what?” Gibbs was beyond confused. All the colors looked the same to him.
Tony obfuscated matters even more by adding another twenty shades of red for a total of fifty. “Are any of these better?”
“What are we even looking at colors for?” Gibbs questioned, hoping for a straight answer.
“Why, my next outlandish outfit, of course.” Abby smiled coquettishly at Gibbs as if asking his opinion on her outfit color was something they normally did.
Truthfully, Abby and Tony were curious if there was a particular shade of red that Gibbs preferred since his preference for redheads was well known. This may not have been the best excuse to find out that information, but it was the best they could come up with.
