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real life has no appeal

Summary:

In which Remus is Lily's roommate and Sirius, James and Peter break into places.

Notes:

sirius is in italics
remus is in bold
james is bold&italic
peter is bold&underlined
lily is italics&underlined
tonks is everything

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: sirius

Chapter Text

[prongs 3:45AM]

Have you been on my phone again

good morning to you too, jimmy

Answer the question

now, why would i do a thing like that?

My background is spongebob porn

Again.

classic!

i didn’t do it, old friend

but oh, boy do i wish i had

you might want to ask lily, she’s got your passcode

Lily would never do that!

look at you, so young and naïve

Shut up