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Bumptious
Tony pulled out his key before realizing it probably wasn’t needed as Gibbs still always left the door unlocked when he was home. What he didn’t expect was to see a bumptious M. Allison Hart trying to hit on Gibbs as soon as he entered their house.
Ms. Hart was not Tony’s favorite person to begin with. Her lawyer personality resulted in a loudly self-assertive personality that left no room for her to even entertain the idea that she could be wrong. This had only been proven by the scene Tony had walked in on, where Ms. Hart was in a provocative outfit and rubbing up against Gibbs.
Gibbs, meanwhile, just kept gently pushing her away or moving away himself and clearly indicating that he wasn’t interested. Ms. Hart still presumptuously thought that Gibbs was into her. She’d even gone so far as to crudely proposition Gibbs when Tony walked in.
Shaking his head at Ms. Hart, Tony couldn’t help but speak up. “You don’t know Gibbs very well if you think he’s into you. Gibbs is loyal to a fault and he’s already in a relationship with me.”
