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    A different possibility of what happens when Bilbo is sent down to face the dragon. Really, it is an excuse to use bits of The Hobbit text, DoS quotes, and Sherlock quotes to have a fun bit of crack, followed by a fun bit of smut. Inspired by a dildo.

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