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Fool Stop (Incorrect Quotes)

Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Summary:

Once again, I SWEAR I'm working on Chapter 4. It has a lot of events playing out, and it's gonna be intense.

Furthermore, I went on a vacation with my family, so you can obviously tell that I didn't get much work done in that time.

Anyway, here's some more memes, featuring Goro's unfortunately dead mama; who, if she was still alive, would fortunately beat the absolute living crap out of Rin.

Notes:

How Goro thinks Kagero is doing in Heaven: *Sighing peacefully while living in a beautiful palace with servants at her feet.*

What Kagero is actually doing in Heaven: *Sobbing hysterically while watching her son get corrupted and psychologically abused by Rin, all the while he's risking his life fighting in the Metaverse.*

 

Rin: *Exists*

Kagero: "I will fucking destroy you, you hear me? I will tear your soul apart, and then scatter you across the vilest, most disgusting reaches of the Multiverse, so you can never have an afterlife. I will desecrate your very soul, until my own dirt and shit manages to outnumber the dirt and shit that is already present in your vampiric JOKE of a heart!

"I fucking hate you, Rin. I hate what you're doing to my son, and I hate what you've already done to him. I will never accept you as my daughter, and if I had the power to, I would've come down there and smothered you in your sleep!"

 

*Listen to this to make the meme better* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSCFywXl6iE&ab_channel=MarinaHova%26Widdly2Diddly

Rin: "Why do I hear boss music?"

Kagero, standing behind Rin with an blood-stained axe: "No reason in particular..."

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Kagero: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad up here in Heaven. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thought-

 

Rin: Hey, Kagero, can I psychologically manipulate your son and destroy his free-will?

 

Kagero: GODDAMNIT!

 

 

Rin: I have Baby vibes... hold gentle... like hamburger.

 

Kagero: Punt the bitch like football.

 

 

Kagero: I can't imagine what Rin is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal nor ethically or morally acceptable.

 

 

*Kagero is speaking on the phone*

Kagero: Yeah, I'm with Rin .

Rin : Im fucking dying-

Kagero: Yep, she's okay.

Rin : I have a knife in my chest!

Kagero: No, she can't talk right now. She's sleeping, sorry.

Rin : IM BLEEDING OUT-

 

 

Goro: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?

 

Rin : Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.

 

 

Kagero: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Rin Amamiya.

 

Rin: Are you a painting?

Goro: What-?

Rin: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

Kagero: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG HIM OR SOMETHING-

 

 

Kagero, about Rin: Goro, she's an asshole! She has purposely stabbed you on more than one occasion!

Goro: Some of those stabbings were accidental!

Kagero:

Rin: Okay, well, I know for a fact the third time was accidental.

 

 

Rin: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Goro, knowing better than to refuse her: Okay.

Kagero: It's fucking summer, you deranged yandere-ass bitch.

 

 

Goro: Why do you want to kill Rin?

Kagero: Because, Goddamnit, have you seen her? her neck looks so snappable.

 

 

Rin: How awful do you think I am?!

 

Kagero, glaring incredulously: You really want an honest answer to that?

 

 

Kagero: You are a solid 11/10.

 

Rin: Aw, thank-

 

Kagero: Which is 1.1 because you look like shit.

 

 

Notes:

While I'm here, have some little facts about Fool Stop that aren't super important, but kinda cute/depressing:

- Goro is actually smaller than Rin physically, even though he's a year older. Not only is he shorter by a few inches, but he's also thinner than her. Whenever they cuddled, it was always Rin who was the big spoon.

- Rin has some muscle under her clothes, and is the second buffest girl in the Phantom Thieves, only surpassed by Makoto. Rin also used to box other kids in the neighborhood before being arrested.

- Sae turned somewhat into Goro's caretaker for a while, she would bring him food during work, and would sometimes help take him back home if he was too weak to do it himself because...

- Goro often passed out due to overwork and a poor diet, this especially happened after long shifts since he would often take as many extra work shifts as possible to get more money.

- Akechi actually tried to kill himself via a sleeping pill overdose about 7 months prior to Fool Stop, he was saved because of he regretted it afterwards and managed to vomit out the pills before it was too late.

- Sae stopped taking care of Goro shortly after developing a palace, seeing it as a waste of time and food to keep giving it to him when he refused to care for himself. Goro never complained, but his health only got worse afterwards.

- Speaking of food, when Akechi began making a lot of money thanks to Mementos, he decided to experience a buffet, so went to the Winston for a buffet... He ended up throwing up the food because he wasn't used to eating so much food, and he also felt disgusted for eating such lavish food and spoiling himself.

- As you can probably tell by the above, Goro hates being spoiled.

- Goro Akechi has his own version of Third Eye. I would say some more details here, but you're already going to see it in action in Chapter 4 of (Why Should I Be Good If You're Not?!) so... it's kinda pointless.

Notes:

While this was a joke, any details that may hint towards one or 2 of the thieves having romantic feelings for one another ARE actually canon to Fool Stop, so... keep that in mind.

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