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Imagine Waking Up In Vegas Married To Phil
For Anon
“Mom how did you and dad get married?” little Alana your daughter asks and you freeze.
Fives years ago you and Phil had a one night stand. You got pregnant and him being a responsible man proposed to you. Since brighter family wanted to come to the wedding you dragged the Avengers to Vegas to elope.
“Do you Phillip Coulson take (Y/N) (Y/L/N) to be your lawfully wedded wife?” the, surprisingly professionally dressed, presider asks.
“I do” Phil says.
“And do you (Y/N) (Y/L/N) take Phillip Coulson to be your lawfully wedded husband?”
“Why not?” you reply. “I mean I
do.”
“Then I pronounce you husband and wife you may kiss each other” the minister announces then strolls out. The Avengers all let out happy cheers and throw rice on the two of you as you stand under the flower archway. Smiling you toss your bouquet to Natasha.
“Hey Steve since we’re here wanna get married?” Tony proposes to Steve.
“Eh what the hell” Steve shrugs.
“HEY MISTER MINISTER GUY COME BACK MY FRIENDS WANT TO GET MARRIED” you scream and the guy stomps back in.
“Who?” he asks and you point to Steve and Tony who are now holding hands. “I pronounce you husband and husband now kiss and goodbye!” Then he’s gone again.
Pulling yourself back to the present you smile at Alana.
“We got married in a magical place full of lights and love. The Land Of Vegas.”