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(kosuri)
K...Kurisu are you okay?
(Takurisu)
Y...yeah I'm good. What about you your arm is broken.
(Kosuri)
I'm fine.
(Saka)
Alright, you had your rest Takurisu, now tell me what the h*ll that was.
(Takurisu)
I...don't really feel like it. Can we do it later?
Saka lifts up her boot then slams it as hard as she can on Takurisu's ribs cracking 2 of them then keeps her boot on him.
(Kosuri)
S...Saka!!
(Saka)
TELL ME OR YOU WON'T EAT AGAIN!!
(takurisu)
Alright, I'm sorry. I'll tell you.
She gets off of him then crosses her arms and looks into the air blushing.
(Saka)-blushing
Okay, tell us.
(Takurisu)
Okay, you know Muzan right?
(Saka)
Muzan?
(Takurisu)
Well, long story short. He kinda turned me into a transforming demon. The last thing I remember is that he wants to create demons who are immune to the sun, and I'm one of them.
(Saka)
So you are, HALF DEMON!!
(Takurisu)
Apparently. I'm the first that can transform between races. But that was years ago, I wonder how many there are now.
(Saka)
Well, we need to get going. Get up, doormat.
(Takurisu)
What?
(Saka)
I meant Kurisu, get up.
(Takurisu)
I would if I could. Leaving demon form takes a lot of energy out of me, and you just crushed my ribs so...
(Saka)
Oh yeah, that was my fault. Ahem, Kosuri pick him up. And follow me, I know where the cabin car is.
(Kosuri)
I'll try, even with my broken arm!
(Saka)
You two are perfect for each other. You're both pathetic.
(Kosuri)
Thank you.
(Saka)
That wasn't a compliment.
After 20 minutes of searching, they found out where the cabin car is.
(Tiffany)
So, do you have any 4's?
(Tyken)
Go fish.
(Scarlett)
That's it, I can't play this anymore.
Scarlett throws the cards on the ground and then walks to the couch. She sits down and crosses her legs and closes her eyes.
(Koi)
Hey, I wonder where Kosuri went.
(Tyken)
Ah who gives a f*ck, it's probably for the best that she dies.
(Tiffany)
I don't think you would want her to hear that.
(Koi)
Hey continue the game, I'm close to winning.
When they were having a good time, a knock is heard on the door.
(Scarlett)
I'll get it.
Scarlett gets up and walks sluggishly to the door and opens it. Standing at the door is Kosuri carrying Takurisu and Saka holding her injuries.
(Saka)
Please let us in.
(Scarlett)
What happened to you two?
(Takurisu)
Akaza attacked us. We sent him running though.
(Kosuri)
I snuck out. I couldn't let this troglodyte saka steal Takurisu from me.
(Tiffany)
He isn't yours though.
They all sit down next to a couch.
(Saka)
Hey dumba*ses did you know that Takurisu was half demon?
The room is filled with an awkward silence.
(Tiffany)
Uh, yeah. All of us knew that.
(Saka)
Umm, oh... Hehe. Okay. I see.
(Tiffany)
Anyway, let's stop for some food alright? We'll get back on the road when we get more snacks.
(Hiro)
Finally, the fridges have been empty for long enough.
While Tiffany is driving Scarlett puts a cast over Kosuri's arm and it starts healing quickly.
(Kosuri)
Thanks, Scar.
(Scarlett)
No worries.
Suddenly Scarlett's wristwatch starts glowing and vibrating.
(Scarlett)
Hey guys, we have another mission.
(Saka)
What's it about?
(Scarlett)
It says, bring Saka to the town Gishop.
(Tyken)
I'm sorry, did you say... Town Gishop?
(Scarlett)
Yeah, what's wrong?
(Tyken)
I'm not going to that stupid place.
(Kosuri)
Aww c'mon Tyken, it can't be that bad.
(Tyken)
You might as well drop me off here, cuz I'm not goin'
(Tiffany)
Don't worry, we're going to stop by a local shop, then we'll be more than happy to give you the boot.
(Hiro)
Wasn't that a little too mean?
(Tiffany)
No, I hope not.
(Takurisu)
Tyken, tell us why don't you want to go to the city Gishop.
(Tyken)
I'm not telling you. And I'm not going there.
(Takurisu)
Whatever you say, has anyone got a food list?
(Tiffany)
Koi!
(Koi)
Oh sorry.
She takes the list out of her box and hands it to Takurisu.
(Takurisu)
Alright, since I'm half demon, I can't be in the sun as long as you guys, so Tiffany, Tyken, and Koi can get the food.
(Tyken)
Whatever.
The three spent an hour getting the food and when they returned they load the food on the trailer and take off.
(Takurisu)
Alright Tiffany, can you tie Tyken to a pole?
(Tiffany)
My pleasure.
Tiffany grabs the tape and then knocks Tyken out with it. When he wakes up he is tied to a pole and secured with a rope and tape.
(Tyken)
What is the meaning of this? unhand me this second.
(Saka)
Nobody is touching you.
(Tyken)
You know what I meant.
(Takurisu)
Sorry, Tyken. You aren't leaving until this mission is over. And if you try to leave, I'll kill you. You know I'm totally capable of it, right?
(Saka)
Why is Takurisu so.... different?
Kosuri walks beside her and whispers in her ear.
(Kosuri)
It's hot, isn't it?
(Saka)-blushing
S...SHUT UP!!
(Tyken)
Alright.... I'll stay.
(Takurisu)
Great, but you're also staying on the wall till we get there.
(Tyken)
WHYY!!!???
after a long trip, they finally arrive in city Gishop. It is night time and Tiffany unties Tyken from the pole. She walks him outside the trailer then she puts him in handcuffs.
(Tyken)
Is this necessary?
(Tiffany)
I like men in handcuffs.
Scarlett walks beside her slowly and says...
(Scarlett)
Sadist confirmed.
Tiffany annoyed by this turns around blushing.
(Tiffany)
I'm not a sadist!
The rest of the crew walks out of the trailer one by one, Takurisu and saka being the last ones to get out.
(Koi)
Alright, so where to first?
(Takurisu)
Follow me, I'm using my demon art to find the way around the area.
(Kosuri)
Wait, let me get my rifle.
(Hiro)
Well hurry up, we're leaving.
(Kosuri)
WAIT UP!!!
Kosuri grabs her rifle and then runs after the group. She catches up quickly.
(Kosuri)
So where are we going again?
(Tiffany)
Gishop, klutz.
(Kosuri)
How am I supposed to remember that?
(Takurisu)
Wait, shhh. I heard fighting.
(Scarlett)
He's right, our demon senses are telling us that the demon slayers are here.
(Takurisu)
Hey saka should we help them or ignore them?
(Saka)
Why are you asking me?
(Takurisu)
It's initiation. Our newest member has to guide us on their first mission.
(Saka)
Ain't that stupid, anyway let's save them. I'm sure they are fighting next to a village.
(Takurisu)
Good call, everyone follow me.
After wandering through the forest the cast hears someone yell a breathing technique.
(Koi)
Water breathing.
(Takurisu)
Alright, Scarlett. Stand back. I'm going to human mode alright.
(Scarlett)
Sure thing.
Scarlett hides behind a bush.
(Takurisu)
Alright everyone charge.
They all start running.
(Tanjiro)
Who are they?
(Takurisu)
We're calvary. Light breathing, 1st form, blinding light.
Takurisu blinds the demons.
(Takurisu)
Scarlett now!
(Scarlett)
Blood breathing, 4th form.
Blood Stream Blitz
Scarlett moves like blood and slices all the demon's heads off that's near the village.
(Demon)
D*MN it, where did they come from?
Retreat and regroup. We'll come back later.
The horde of demons starts fleeing and in seconds they aren't seen again.
(Takurisu)
Nice work Scarlett.
(Scarlett)
T...thank you Kurisu.
(Zenitsu)
W...WHAT THE H*LL WAS THAT!!?
(Takurisu)
Oh hey, there yellow boy, what's your name?
(Zenitsu)
DON'T TOUCH ME!!
(Takurisu)
Alright, fine.
(Saka)
So who are you 3?
(Zenitsu)
May I ask who you are beautiful?
Zenitsu grabs her hands and saka tanks them away.
(Saka)
Umm, I'm Saka Reo. This is my crew.
(Takurisu)
Your crew?
(Tanjiro)
Wow, I never expected someone like you to lead a group like this.
(Saka)
What's that supposed to mean?
(Tyken)
That your not a leader. By the way, what are you 3 doing out at night anyways?
(Tanjiro)
It's training for our next hashira mission.
(Scarlett)
Takurisu, They are demon slayers.
(Takurisu)
I know, just try not to act like a demon.
(Scarlett)
I'll try.
(Takurisu)
Well, our mission was to escort this pink-haired mess to town Gishop.
(Saka)
MESS?
(Tanjiro)
Well, we were sent to town Gishop to protect it from demons. Wanna help us?
(Takurisu)
I don't see why not. Do you know what direction it's in?
(Tanjiro)
Yeah, follow me.
After they follow Tanjiro's group they arrive at a huge village filled with lots of people.
(Tiffany)
Wow, it's beautiful.
(Hiro)
Hey, you three, what are your names?
(Tanjiro)
Oh, I'm Tanjiro Kamado, this is Zenitsu and the boar guy is Inosuke.
(Inosuke)
BOAR GUY!!?
(Tyken)
That's what you are, aren't you?
(Tanjiro)
No, he's human. He was just well you know. Raised by boars. What are your names?
(Saka)
I'm the one who leads this group of idiots, this is Takurisu the biggest idiot.
(Takurisu)
Wait, I'm an idiot?
(Saka)
The big-breasted one is Tiffany and she's a sadist.
(Tiffany)
I'm not a sadist, But the other thing is true.
(Saka)
The other girl is Scarlett. She looks mean but she's actually very masochistic.
(Scarlett)
WHO TOLD YOU THAT? I mean, that's not true.
(Saka)
We have the coward Tyken and the simp Kosuri.
Tyken and Kosuri just stand there angrily.
(Saka)
The others are irrelevant.
Koi and Hiro look at the ground sadly.
(Koi)
I can't argue with the facts. *Sigh*
(Saka)
Would you three want to join?
(Inosuke)
Even I don't want to be a part of this freak show.
(Saka)
Huh?
(Zenitsu)
I'd join. Just to be with the women.
(Takurisu)
Simp, anyway Scarlett where should we turn saka in?
(Scarlett)
Look for the building with a bell on it and you will get your reward.
(Takurisu)
Okay, everyone else, find a building and get to know each other. I'll escort our "queen" to the place.
(Zenitsu)
What are you going to do with her? You are going to seduce her into being your slave, aren't you? AREN'T YOU!??
(Takurisu)
Calm down my guy, I'm just completing our mission.
They all walk inside a huge abandoned building. When they get inside they're are more than enough rooms to sleep in. Tanjiro puts his box on a shelf
(Kosuri)
So Tanjiro, what's in the box?
(Tanjiro)
Huh, oh this thing. It carries my sister.
(Kosuri)
Huh?
(Tanjiro)
I know it sounds crazy, but my sister is a demon. she's sleeping right now so don't wake her up yet.
(Zenitsu)
You can't be going around telling people that. What if they try to kill her now?
(Scarlett)
Don't worry, we won't. I'm also a demon.
(Tanjiro)
Wait seriously, you look like a human.
(Scarlett)
A demon that infected me had the ability to go out in the sun for a while and look like a normal human. Somehow I got their DNA.
(Tanjiro)
I'm sorry about your past.
(Scarlett)
Don't worry about it.
(Tyken)
Can we get out of here now?
(Scarlett)
You can. We also ran out of gasoline for our vehicle. We might be staying for a while.
(Tyken)
Dang, it.
(Tanjiro)
Why don't you want to stay, other than the demons, this place seems very nice.
(Tyken)
Wait until the morning time, you'll see, Goodnight.
The group slowly falls asleep.
(Saka)
Hey Kurisu.
(Takurisu)
Yeah, what's wrong?
(Saka)
How was your past?
(Takurisu)
Is there a reason you ask?
(Saka)
Tiffany told me you don't like to stay in your demon form because it erases your memories. I just wanted to know what happened in your past.
(Takurisu)
That's classified information. Sorry, even my friends don't even know why.
(Saka)
Well, can you tell me?
(Takurisu)
Alright... First...
A door opens right in front of saka and it slams against her face and she tumbled down the stairs and lands on the floor.
(Takurisu)
Saka!
(Saka)
Ouch, what was that?
(???)
Oh sorry, hey did you say your name was saka?
(Saka)
Yeah, why?
Takurisu makes it down the stairs and helps saka up.
(Takurisu)
I guess I should have told you that we are at the house with the bell on it.
The old man walks down the stairs and hugs saka.
(Old man)
Granddaughter. You returned.
(Saka)
G...grandad hunter. is that you?
(Hunter)
Saka, I'm so glad you are alive. I thought you died in the demon storm on your former town. Where is Raizo?
(Saka)
H..he is dead. He died protecting me.
(Hunter)
He's dead. I'm sorry for bringing him up.
(Saka)
don't worry about it
(Hunter)
Who is this?
(Saka)
He's Takurisu.
(Hunter)
oh, is he your boyfriend?
(Saka)-blushing
Not a chance old man. He's more of my servant.
(Takurisu)
No, I'm not. I'm the one who saved her.
(Hunter)
Seriously. Well, thank you, young man. Please come inside. You all look tired. Please use the beds I installed today
(Saka)
Sure. Thanks.
Saka and Takurisu also fall asleep.
(Demon #1)
Captain, a group of demon slayers showed up. We need to take them out before the sun rises.
(Lynch)
Who do you think you are, telling me what to do?
He whips the demon ripping off his arm.
(Lynch)
The humans will go to sleep soon, and I don't like using cowardly tactics. I want to torture my opposition when they are eager to fight. UNDERSTOOD?
(demon #1)
Yes sir.
(Lynch)
But you can spy on them, and report back when you have sufficient data. Got that?
(Demons)
Yes sir.
The demons begin to walk out of the cave.
(Lynch)
I wonder who is dumb enough to come to this town.
TO BE CONTINUED.