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The Visual Family
Sana, Tzuyu, Hyewon, Minju, Hyunjin and five (5) others are in this group
Minju: hello my wonderful family
Minju: it's "being gay on main time" bc I
Minju: just got back from a date with chaewon
Minju: you know, chaewon, my girlfriend, the love of my life, my soulmate, my everything <3
Minju: it was fucking magical
Minju: it was nice, she is really sweet and thoughtful and god I'm gonna cry
Minju: she's such a gentlewoman oml she pulled back chairs and opened doors for me and she gave me her jacket when I was feeling cold
Minju: wqisvoksjqbsb oh my god
Minju: Kim Chaewon is so pretty
Minju: I can't believe she's mine ngl
Minju: like fuck
Minju: she's ethereal, beautiful, like aphrodite could never
Minju: she is like the sun, and im a sunflower for I stare at her and bask in her presence when she's around
Minju: if her smile is a drug then I'm an addict because I can never get enough of it
Minju: and god, her eyes? her eyes are so pretty, theyre like the cloudless night sky – shining with the moon and all the stars
Minju: her laugh??? the sweetest melody I've ever had the pleasure of hearing
Minju: Chaewon is a dream, the most beautiful dream I wish to never wake up from
Minju: god I'm smitten. Besotted. Obsessed.
Minju: I just really love her sm
Minju: and yes we said the L word y'all could never
Minju: jwjshwbxbw FUCk m like,,,,so gay rn
Minju: sorry not sorry for gaying out on gc I just needed rant abt my wonderful girl somewhere ❤️❤️
Tzuyu: okay that? is so cute and gay as shit I'm honestly proud
Sana: Minju 🥺❤️❤️❤️ qksbwjsbwhs 2kim is so cute
Jeongin: UGH 2KIM MY OTP 💕💕💕
Sullyoon: that is literally so cUTE 🥺
Monday: WOOO THATS MY SISTER GET THAT ASS MIN
Hyunjin: jimin 💀
Yiren: me with yoorim
Yiren: but that is the gayest thing I've read in this gc
Yuna: AWW 2KIM SAID THE L WORD TO EACH OTHER OH MY GODJIHYO ❤️💞💝💖
Hyunjin: minju that is literally so gay
Minju: Hyun we are literally gay (including you)
Hyunjin: oh yeah
Tzuyu: 💀💀💀
Hyewon: okay 1. That's so adorable of you Minju and I'm happy for you, even if you annoy me all the time
Minju: Hyemu 🥺💞 ilysm unnie
Hyewon: ilyt little sister 💕
Hyewon: also 2. I'm getting tired of always hearing this sickly sweet 2kim stuff. Why tf am I hearing this gay shit from BOTH sides
Hyewon: first there's Chaewon always talking about anything regarding minju usually in the ass crack of dawn or fucking midnight in our (me, chaewon, yujin, chaeyeon, yena) gc
Hyewon: she writes long ass paragraphs that I mostly skip through and I'm 99% sure that Chaeyeon is contemplating kicking her out of the gc
Hyewon: (not that she isn't the same about sakura)
Hyewon: and there's minju being gay af in this gc and in our fucking private messages
Hyewon: I can't even block them bc they might spill some juicy gossip and I can't miss out on the tea 🍵
Sana: that's fair
Jeongin: respect ✊️
Minju: wh
Minju: Chaewon talks about me????
Yiren: is that the only thing you got from this???
Hyewon: @Minju she does and its really annoying
Hyewon: tbh the only thing more annoying is yujin simping for wonyoung
Minju: KQJABQBZBQ I love her ♥️
Yuna: I mean, according to Yujin, she can't ask Wonnie out unless she gets the green light from you unnies
Hyewon: Duh youngie is our baby
Hyewon: but well, she already got the blessing from me and kkura (eventually)
Hyunjin: so now all she needs is the approval from chaeyeon and eunbi
Monday: poor yujin lmfao
Sana: funny I had to go through the same thing with 3mix before dating Tzuyu
Tzuyu: really? I didn't know that
Sana: of course you don't, the three of them are scary as fuck when they're in overprotective parents mode
Tzuyu: lmao even nayeon?
Sana: even nayeon, surprising I know
Sana: I know she scared the fuck out of Mina when she started dating Chae
Tzuyu: haknsjwvs nayeon scaring mina unnie??? hilarious and unreal wkdhwvd
Sana: hhahahshvs I know right???? It cracked me up the first time I heard abt it
Jeongin: so do you all leaders/older members always threaten the one who is dating their maknae or–
Jeongin: I mean I'm a maknae but I'm not dating anyone yet so I wouldn't know
Monday: @Yiren ???
Yiren: well now that I think about it
Yiren: after my first date with yoorim, sihyeon and e:u pulled her into a room to "talk" and she came out looking a little terrified
Hyunjin: yk I think our group is the exception for that bc if yeojin and choerry start dating (which they most definitely would cause yeorry is real af) our leader line would just leave them both alone because they're both baby
Yuna: I disagree, yeojin is a menace
Hyunjin: but she's still viseul's baby though
Yuna: ah right
Minju: eternally thankful that neither chaewon or i are the maknae 🙏
Sullyoon: aren't you part of izone's maknae line?
Minju: yeah but I'm not the actual maknae so
Sullyoon: oh
Minju: it's great because chae and I can mess around (if you know what i mean) whenever w/o chaeyeon n eunbi watching our every move
Jeongin: um???
Monday: ew minju tmi I did not need to know that
Hyewon: wait a minute.....you guys???
Hyewon: IS THAT WHERE YOU GOT THAT HICKEY FROM???
Tzuyu: I'm– hickey??
Sana: WHAT
Sullyoon: what's a hickey?
Yuna: YO YO WHAT THE FUCK MIN-UNNIE
Minju: KQJSBBQWBDH H Y E W O N ! !
Sana: HELL YES GET IT MINJU
Tzuyu: SANA
Sana: uh I meant um
Sana: Minju you better explain yourself young lady
Hyewon: YES MINJU EXPLAIN
Hyewon: at first I thought it was some kind of rash but
Hyewon: both you and chaewon were looking awfully flustered back then
Minju: well ofc it was hickey, what else would it be???
Jeongin: MINJU WHAT
Jeongin: WHAT!?!?!?
Monday: oh my god
Monday: 2kim are fucking for real, not clickbait
Yuna: NO ACTUAL FUCKING WAY, MINJU UNNIE SPILL THE TEA
Sullyoon: am I the only one who's confused about what's going on?
Tzuyu: don't worry sweetie, just ignore them, they're being weird
Sullyoon: okay?
Hyunjin: wait so are 2kim actually screwing fr or
Tzuyu: omg why the hell are you guys so invested with this
Sana: bc I'm a hoe for gossip, especially gay gossip
Tzuyu: fair
Minju: well....
Minju: Chaewon is great with her hands ;)
Sana: Oh?
Hyunjin: ???!?!?!??!
Hyewon: MINJU
Monday: Holy shit HOLY SHIT?? MIN-UNNIE?!?
Jeongin: MINJU TMI TMI EWW
Yuna: her hands? what–
Yuna: wait a minute– oh
Yuna: OH
Yuna: OHFUPWNXJQNZS
Tzuyu: I want to commit unalive <3
Sullyoon: good with her hands? Does Chaewon-sunbaenim give good massages or something?
Hyunjin: omg yoona....
Minju: yes yes....Chaewon gives excellent massages
Minju: very good massages ;)))
Sana: oh my godjihyo
Hyunjin: wait so have airen did it too or is 2kim just that horny
Minju: okay WOW
Yiren: wouldn't you like to know ;)
Yiren: well let's just say that Yoorim has...quite the talented mouth
Jeongin: KWNSJZNS JAIL
Jeongin: HORNY JAIL
Sana: so proud of my girls 😭😭
Hyewon: okay I just learned things that I definitely did not need to know
Monday: GUYS???? TMI??? THERE'S A CHILD HERE STOP
Sullyoon: there isn't any child here though?
Minju: she's talking about you, sweetheart
Sullyoon: OH
Sullyoon: I'm not a child!!
Tzuyu: but you are our baby though
Tzuyu: you and yuna
Yuna: WHY ME??? IM NOT EVEN THE YOUNGEST ANYMORE
Tzuyu: cute how you think that's gonna get you out of the baby zone
Yuna: UNNIE
Tzuyu: I thought I was mom?
Yuna: MOM
Hyunjin: are you we just gonna ignore the thing abt 2kim and airen?
Yiren: why are you so invested in this??
Hyunjin: because I honestly can't believe that my YOUNGER sisters get some more than me
Hyewon: ugh same
Yiren: bc you guys are cowards who can't even confess to the girls you like
Jeongin: OOF personal attack!!
Hyunjin: rennie, Aisha confessed to you first
Hyunjin: and you ended up creating a huge misunderstanding because you replied with a "thank you" and a fingergun
Yiren: okay but you didn't have to come at me like this
Hyunjin: suffer <3
Minju: @Hyewon you nd eunbi-unnie just need to fuck already
Hyewon: What? No!
Monday: pls do I can't stand your sexual tension
Hyewon: you haven't even met both of us at the same place
Monday: but I can feel it through the gc
Monday: the 4th gen ggs group chat to be precise
Sana: there's a group chat for 4th gen girl groups??
Sullyoon: oh yeah nmixx just got added there recently
Yiren: it's pretty quiet tho. izone, g-idle and itzy are the ones mostly active there
Monday: the rest of us just like to sit back and enjoy the show
Tzuyu: our 3rd gen gc can't relate
Tzuyu: it's so LOUD there 24/7 and I honestly can't keep up with what's happening there
Tzuyu: I once had to get my phone fixed due to the unholy amount of notifs I keep getting
Jeongin: yikes
Hyunjin: you know everytime I get the courage to ask heejin out something ALWAYS interrupts me
Hyunjin: so maybe the universe just doesn't want us to get together
Sana: awww don't say that, just keep trying!!
Minju: at least you're doing something
Minju: @Hyewon
Hyewon: minju istg I'll snap your neck
Minju: looking forward to it
Yuna: omg masochist! minju unnie???
Jeongin: wha–
Jeongin: ksjxbsndns
Minju: YUNA
Yiren: HAHAHAHJAZNPWMS
Sullyoon: what's a masochist??
Sullyoon: nvm I'll just look it up
Sana: sullyoon NO
BDE (Big Daddy Energy)
Chaeyeon, Hyewon, Yena and two (2) others are in this group
Chaewon: minju is looking very pretty today
Yena: UGH FFS
Chaeyeon: are you kidding me??
Yujin: but like, wonyoung tho
Yujin: she looks cute as always
Chaeyeon: you still don't have my blessing to date her
Yujin: YAH UNNIE WHY???
Yujin: I promise I'll be good to her I swear!!
Yujin: unnie 😭😭
Chaeyeon: if you get Eunbi's approval then you get mine
Yujin: WHAT
Yujin: but that's literally way harder 😭
Yena: jwkwjdns poor yujin that totally sucks for you
Yujin: IKR
Chaewon: GAYS stfu I'm talking about minju here
Hyewon: we don't wanna hear it pls
Chaewon: she's so beautiful, like the stars could never
Chaewon: also she smells so good like ugh, a garden of flowers
Chaewon: her scent is like a very sweet love potion, I'm intoxicated
Chaewon: and her kisses are my favourite flavour
Yujin: chaewon unnie
Chaewon: and she tastes very~ good
Yena: CHAEWON
Lee Chaeyeon left the group
Hyewon: mood.