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    When a harmless viral spell goes wrong, ATEEZ’s leader ends up broadcasting his emotions to the world, three glowing hearts at a time.

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    There's nothing that the feared assassin V wants more than revenge and nothing will stop him from getting it. If it weren't for that smart-mouthed college dropout stumbling into his plans with headache-inducing mood swings and a worrying lack of self-preservation.
    And whilst Jungkook always looks for some trouble to cause, the mess he got himself this time is not nearly as forgiving as the ones he is used to. Every wrong step will be paid in blood.

    Amidst corrupt businessmen who don't shy away from getting their hands dirty for more power, intrigues, and trust shattering revelations, the two men find themselves in the center of it all. The only difference being that one of them has waited his whole life for this, whilst the other finds out that his personal nightmares have only shown their nicest side so far.

    Trust is lost and worlds shatter.
    But someone has to pay the blood debt.

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    Never ever in his life Choi Seungcheol had planned a scenario where he would be led to participating in the Triwizard Tournament without even wanting to. That sounded kind of cliche, the kind of heroic thing that only happens to Harry Potter.
    Still here he is, astonished, all eyes on him — some confused, suspicious, disapproving even; some others excited, expectant.

    In the middle of all of this chaos, Seungcheol can only find a pair of eyes : Yoon Jeonghan’s.
    Seungcheol feels his cheeks becoming warm.

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    Do not touch the shiny, glowing rock in the ocean, or else you'll end up teleporting, growing pointy ears, and reverting back to the body of a child.
    Life lessons, really.
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    Or a series of unfortunate events results in a modern-day woman ending up in Arda, long before the events of the books and movies, in the body of an elfling and a silmiril trapped inside her.

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    Staff Sergeant Cameron Cope has served for 10 years and continues to do so. He certainly could be serving cunt more, but he took it upon himself to step in DI Sullivan’s shoes to either deter baby gay Marines, or help them survive if he couldn’t accomplish the former. Visiting home on New Year’s Day, 2000, his car breaks down, and help comes in the form of none other than the aforementioned Sullivan. Both are older, both are wiser, both equally lonely and floundering in life. Thus, things get… complicated.

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    Yu Yiseol’s feelings for him were something Chung Myung would have preferred to never discover.

    Chung Myung seeing a woman in her was something Yu Yiseol had never hoped for.

    Both of them would find the idea of leaving each other’s side too ridiculous to even consider.

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    Park Jimin has spent years mastering detachment, on stage, in bed, and everywhere in between.
    Jeon Jungkook never learned how to offer anything less than sincerity.

    Seoul turns like a metronome while Jimin trains his body to pass inspection and Jungkook learns the weight of wanting him. Every kiss that stops short becomes evidence in a case neither of them is ready to argue.

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    Jimin has trained every part of himself to pass inspection. Jungkook falls in love like it’s easy.
    Neither of them is prepared for how love answers only with more questions.

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    Ghost was just trying to survive in the wasteland, doing whatever it took to make it through another day. That was his life or so he thought. Now, he’s being pulled into strange new worlds, meeting people he never imagined existed, and finding something he never thought he’d have again… a family. But danger never truly leaves. As an unknown death god lurks in the shadows, watching his every move, Ghost must fight harder than ever to protect the ones he’s come to love. Just another day only this time, the stakes are far higher.

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    Some kids accidentally stumbled upon a very shameless couple.

    They got to see way more than what a spring book can provide their young teen mind!

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    Well, a gay dude's biggest enemy is being horny.

    Matthew wasn’t the kind of guy who believed in “love at first sight”, especially not under the flickering lights of an open-plan office. But that was before Gunwook walked in.

    The new intern with a killer smile, crazy shoulder to waist proportions, and the kind of charm that made HR policies suddenly feel negotiable.

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    Muzan snapped his book shut. “Perhaps I realize that eternity is meaningless when one is all alone to enjoy it and I seek to have the company of the one who remind me why I desire such a thing in the first place,”

    Then, a smirk appeared on Kibutsuji Muzan’s face. “or maybe I just want to befriend the strongest slayer to ever live in that book I once read.”

    “Which one do you think is my reason? You tell me, Waxing Moon One.”

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    It's Will's first time in America, and he's coming to visit his best friend. He meets a cowboy along the way.

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    When Narumi Gen was just a snot nosed kid, he used to think Star Wars could solve everything. To him, the most romantic thing was Leia Organa waiting for Han Solo. Like, it was the bravest thing a person could do. Until your existence proves him otherwise.

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    The Fool, who struggled for years to gain the upper hand against the Celestial Worthy, has finally managed to snatch the position of the Lord of the Mysteries.

    But there was no celebration upon 'His' return... only the tragedy and loss this twisted world gives to all.

    Once again, the fate and madness will remind 'Him' that if one wishes to protect and recover that which is held dear... a price must be enacted.

    Oh Mr. Fool... High and mighty, when you've tasted such sweetness... will it truly be just yourself that you lose?

    This is another chapter in the legend of the Fool.

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    Sherlock is bored and needs a case to keep him occupied, so the Baker Street boys head to Scotland Yard and are given a case that has the police stumped. In order to solve the case, Sherlock figures out that the only way to solve it is for him and John to have sex to determine the conditions in which a potential murder took place.
    Read on to discover how the story plays out from John's perspective.
    I hope that you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it.

     

    Trigger Warning: Choking with the intent of pleasure
    Strangling with the end result of death

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    "Les yeux sans visage"

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    In the summer before his sixth year, Harry Potter is mistakenly delivered a strange missive from Draco Malfoy addressed only to the initials T.N. The next day, someone comes to reclaim his misdirected letter with a sharp demand on the tip of his tongue. The day after, he returns, and does not stop coming back. There should have been part of him that protested it, some larger part of him that remained indifferent to these odd visits.

    After gruelling days of loneliness, Harry cannot find it in himself to send Nott away.

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    place for all my sentryagent fanart, and also drawings of bob and john individually. tags and ratings may change in the future.

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    Rollisi & Rolivia post 27x4 :)

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    A selection from the Hero of Wind's To-Do List:

    Find a place to stay. And some food
    Figure out the Shadow Link stuff
    Gossip with the locals
    Leave notes for the others.
    Break into the palace to leave the magic stuff in the library (Unclear if the Traveller was joking about this)
    Annoy the Collector

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    “So what's your dream?”
    She stares at him with a blank look. This world did love its dreams.
    “Don't have one,” she tells him with a shrug.
    He makes a face. “Everyone has a dream. Mine is to be King of the Pirates!”
    "Okay."
    "Wait! You didn't even tell me yours!"
    "As I said, I don't really have one."
    "Then I'll help you find one!"
    "No thanks."
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    Or: A woman with a few screws loose ends up reincarnated into One Piece and decides that the best, most logical course of action is to become overpowered. Oh, and maybe save a few people in the process

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