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Sanghyeok's raigebaiter boyfriend vs raigebaited teammates.
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Severus loses a bet. Harry wins more than he bargained for. Cheer skirts, insults, and a dangerous amount of teasing ensue.
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A Very Different Sort of Day by JazzTazz
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
18 Oct 2025
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Izuku sighed as he walked through alleyways. This wasn’t the first time his mother had kicked him out. Izuku doubted it’d be the last either. He’d just have to wait it out. She’d call him back to the house soon enough, right?
He didn’t think this time would be any different from every other time he’d been kicked out. Izuku was wrong. It was so much better.
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Damian can't help but notice that Kon-El is not a redhead. In fact, he has black hair.
So he is different, as far as the redhead curse goes. Drake is likely immune to it as well.
Which means that Damian will remain unaffected when his time comes, unlike his older brothers and their apparent weakness towards redheads.
Only... soon, he finds out there's a new curse haunting the family. It's not the redhead or the freckled one. Oh, how he wish it was. But no, this new one is far more dangerous.
(Or, the Waynes have a type. And likely cursed. Damian's sure of that.)
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Sakura Hakura's Guide to Poly Training and Sophisticated Flirting by cinberella
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime)
18 Oct 2025
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When Sakura Haruka moves to Makochi to teach PE at Furin High, he meets his new neighbors, who are kind, friendly, and utterly confusing. Are they three friends who share a house? A throuple? Are they in an open polyamorous relationship and trying to rope Sakura in, too? Well... Sakura is intrigued, flattered maybe, but really, he would just like to get to know Suo a little better and not find himself mixed up in a foursome!
Spoiler: His neighbors are just lifelong best friends and, admittedly, amusingly terrible - except for Nirei, who is a sweetheart 💞
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- Part 12 of 🍵SuoxSaku🌸- 12 tropes - 12 stories
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Hermione Granger thought the hardest part of her wedding would be the planning. Turns out, it’s hiding from her fiancé, Ron, that she’s already legally married to Draco Malfoy.
Now she and her accidental husband have to figure out how a hiccup turned into magical matrimony, without killing each other first.
As they team up to undo their own “I do,” Hermione finds herself breaking all her own rules and maybe, just maybe, falling for the biggest mistake of her life.
(read my notes before u proceed<3)
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Wait... Why Can't I Leave? by JazzTazz
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
18 Oct 2025
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Izuku, the infamous hacker Blurr, is stuck.
Literally.
He cannot leave this group chat no matter how hard he tries.
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“Nagi,” Reo says slowly. “I rented out the entire amusement park for today. You’re… really not going on anything?”
“—I mean, god, Kaoru, is it so bad that I went on one date?”
Reo looks good. It’s not the first time Nagi’s thought so, but it is the first time since Nagi had stumbled through an awkward, impromptu confession, and so it feels like the first time Nagi’s allowed to think so. In fact, he might be allowed to say it to Reo himself, now.
Kaoru looks vaguely annoyed at having to repeat himself. “I need you to date me. Well,” he amends, “to be more specific, to fake date me.”
“I’m nervous,” Reo says, apropos of nothing. He lets out a shaky laugh. “I don’t think I’ve said that out loud yet. But I am, you know.”
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or, a multi-fandom collection of unrelated ficlets (ship + tag/theme written in each chapter title!)
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Wilson, unwillingly, gets roped into the mishaps of the Wilsoneer Club who claim to know his recent struggles. Yu Q. Wilson, in love? What a joke.
Can a lie detector really help spark the love between him and Shu? Wait a second... he likes Shu? Oh no.
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"System Error: Wait holy shit is this Phighting" (A Phighting SI) by Vee_Vex
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox), Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Library of Ruina (Video Game), Various Other Fandoms - Fandom
18 Oct 2025
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If you were fictional, and knew it in full, what would you do? If you knew you were simply on the whim of a writer, how would you react? If you knew a million eyes were on you, how would you treat yourself, knowing that you are a story?
A system goes through a classic isekai scenario, and realize quickly that they are in a fanfic. At first, they pretend to be the perfect entertainer- but the gravity of their situation hits. As It always did. As It always does.
There's no use returning to a past that didn't exist in the first place.This is this, and that is that.
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你：Krueger我们之间到底算什么？
Krueger：算我砸钱砸时间机关算尽一手求来的双蛇塑，亚人，Krueger属于老钱家族的老幺，有私设兄弟姐妹
有自残自杀精神疾病
Graves出没，和《在长吊桥上奔跑》是一个系列
几乎写成原女了，很雷人
俗套故事无脑甜，霸道房东爱上我
《在长吊桥上奔跑》中会有称呼Y/N的昵称，本篇也会有称呼《在长吊桥上奔跑》的Y/N的昵称原先想用的title
租客把房东和房子骗走指南
房产证？结婚证？我全都要！
致房东：不要爱上房客
致房客：不要让房东把房子过户给你
房东？我笑纳了，房子？我也笑纳了
求解：我爱上了我的救命恩人兼同类兼租客怎么办
房客就是房客啊，房客是不可以变成妻子的
重病的房客要怎么才能变成我的妻子？Series
- Part 1 of 亚人大狂欢
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That time I sobered up and married a TV by Godlizza for issu (Issushaim)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
18 Oct 2025
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“A business call?” Vox asked, keeping his gaze fixed on the wall as Alastor strolled behind him. “For what?”
“A proposal,” came Alastor’s reply.
“What kind of proposal?” Vox bit out, a headache beginning to form behind his screen.
He turned around and blinked in surprise at finding Alastor suddenly down on one knee, grinning up at him. His mind came to a screeching halt when Alastor grabbed one of his hands and fished a small black box out of his pocket.
“A proposal,” Alastor repeated, flicking open the box to display a golden ring adorned with an obnoxiously huge diamond. It, along with Alastor’s beaming smile, blinded Vox. “Whattaya say?”
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Months after getting divorced, Alastor and Vox decide to get married again, for all of Hell to see. But it's just for show. Really.
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- Part 2 of That time I got divorced
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The World is a Vampire by sunsets12
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - All Media Types
18 Oct 2025
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There are monsters in the forest. Decades ago now, the Capitol released their mutts into the wilderness, meaning you have to be careful about what you see. Wasps might not just be wasps, birds might not just be birds, and teenage girls might not just be teenage girls.
Katniss knows this all too well.
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Or the crackship Katniss/Bella fic based off that one tiktok.
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- Part 4 of My Halloween Fics! 🎃
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A veces recuerdo esto (y me duele, no debería hacerlo) by YukkiteruTaisho9 for MiloHan
Fandoms: 남편을 내 편으로 만드는 방법 | How to Get My Husband on My Side (Manhwa)
18 Oct 2025
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- ¿Sabes...? – comienza a contar Enzo, mirando el techo sin mirarlo realmente, perdiéndose en un recuerdo de antaño con una sonrisa vaga –. Yo antes me llevaba bien con Ches.
O: Enzo se abre con Isuke en una de esas tantas veces donde toma de más.
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Total Drama X: Crossed Trees by Thenewsubwayguy
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon), Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Super Mario Bros. (Video Games)
18 Oct 2025
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Long before Ultimate Islands & all those other seasons, in the ancient year of 2021, Chris hosts his first Total Drama crossover season on an island whose trees can cross each other to make their own species and with 50 contestants, he bets that it's going to be the craziest thing that he has ever hosted.
He has no idea...
There will be drama, romance, strategy, friendship and a whole lot of shenanigans that involve superpowers, that much can be guaranteed. SO WHO'S GONNA WIN THE ORIGINAL FIRST SEASON OF TOTAL DRAMA X!
(You can submit any character, minus any hentai/porn characters and real living people. Live-action television, movies, video games, anime, cartoons, books and whatever else is allowed!)
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- Part 1 of Total Drama X
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Employment at 3am (gone wrong) by cheri_p1e
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Five Nights at Freddy's
18 Oct 2025
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When they reach the establishment the flickering lights catch their eyes first, was someone inside already? Could Dazai be getting fired this quickly?
“Freddy fazbears, huh? Cool name. Can't wait to go inside!” Dazai placed his hands on his hips as he talked. His lips quivering from the cold just slightly.
“Oh screw that! This looks like a cliché horror movie plot and I don't want to die! Much less with you!” Chuuya stayed right where he was standing. He could see some sort of animatronics through the glass panels. A bear, a chicken, and a bunny.
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Or; Chuuya yells at Dazai for not having a job so Dazai gets one. Unfortunately for Chuuya, that job ends up being just as annoying as his friend.
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Was anyone going to tell Dick or Jason that this kid was a medalist? Or were they supposed to watch him fall from the ceiling of the Batcave and expect to be normal over him catching himself and landing perfectly?
AKA: Dick's Crashout over Tim being an Olympic Medalist
Basically I took my own prompt from Tumblr, and finally wrote a one-shot for it.
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“This looks fun.”
Bubba looks at Chase incredulously, “Not a word I would use here.”
Ryan snorts, “Of course the cowboy wants to ride.”
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- Part 11 of -tober 2025
- Part 15 of let's go racing! (nascar fics)
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“Who the absolute fuck are you?”
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Siu walks back to his room in the Dragon Palace where he finds an extremely handsome stranger who has an eerie resemblance to his best friend Yusin. But that can't be Yusin, Yusin has never looked that handsome. So who is this guy?
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That's Not How You Play with Toys by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Hundred Line -Last Defense Academy- (Video Game)
18 Oct 2025
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He really didn’t want to take them back to the academy, especially since those things were spat out by some weird plant monster that attacked them during their exploration. And the fact their hemoanima was used to make those strange little creatures didn’t help to inspire any confidence that this could in any way end well.
Takumi does very questionable things with a tiny critter that looks like an Eito plushie.