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The Martian: How to Survive the Red Planet and the rabid Sherlock at the Same Time by ShelleyY
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, The Martian - Andy Weir, Sherlock (BBC TV 2010)
04 May 2026
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PROLOG: WATSON’S INTRODUCTION TO MYCROFT HOLMES’S CURSE
Let me get this straight: I was just an average American military doctor who was fortunately selected by NASA to be a Mars-bound astronaut, for I had a bachelor’s degree in Plant Biology and Conservation and a medical doctorate, plain and simple — no fancy extras.
But my mission partner, called Sherlock Holmes was a British nobleman with three PhD degrees: Physical Chemistry, Mechanical Engineering, and Computer Science.
Cue an unusually catastrophic sandstorm and the subsequent devastating explosion, and suddenly we were both stranded on this red rock, which meant I had to put up with the most intelligent yet most intolerable person I had ever met at all times!
I think it could all boil down to Mycroft’s fault!
Oh, did I forget to mention? Mycroft Holmes, the Earl, was Sherlock Holmes’s brother. You know, the guy who always dressed like the British government in human form. He spoke to Sherlock as if he were a judge sending his own brother into exile.
Could you imagine any normal older brother talking like that to his younger brother before a dangerous mission?
His exact valediction?
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“Woah!” There’s still some of that melody staining their tone. “One-armed rapist, huh? I have to say, I admire your dedication to the trade.” The person gestures at Agni’s crotch with the barrel. “Try giving your shrimp a stroke or two. I’m worried I’ll miss.”
No beats skipped, as per usual. His lips part to respond, but he’s more than a little distracted by the starlight that’s managed to slip over the trenchcoat’s collar and into the hollow of their throat.
“Togata.”
In another timeline, Togata burns to death after saving Agni from a watery grave. In this one – the one where Agni lets him go – things turn out a little differently.
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Make a Mercy Out of Me by TearsOfPurple
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
04 May 2026
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Derek wakes up but.. he shouldn't have. He should be dead, an eternal prison for the King. But something's happened, whether a curse or a miracle, He's alive. and so is the King. At first he thinks that this is the end of it, just the rest of his life with an annoying voice and a headache.
Until he finds out just how deep this all goes, and how connected Avery truly is to all this.
Now with the begrudging help of the god in his head, he has to find a way to stop this mad cult, all while trying to find a way to save himself.
or something like that. (I was never good with summaries)
Title from "Curses" by The Crane Wives!!
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i'll tell you my sins (and you can sharpen your knife) by paledyingrose
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 May 2026
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Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander have been preparing for the Hunger Games their entire lives as citizens of Districts One and Two. In their final year of eligibility, both of their names are called at the annual Reaping ceremony.
During training week, Shane realizes he wants nothing more than to bury his knife in Ilya’s throat, and Ilya can’t seem to resist trying to provoke him into doing it.
The problem is, that eventually, killing each other stops being the only thing they want—and the Capitol is determined to make a spectacle out of every second of it.Or: a Hollanov Hunger Games AU :)
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Polar opposites, they say. Jiahao, the top student with the perfect grades and the polished image. And then there's Geonwoo, the rule-breaker known for causing trouble left and right.
At least, that’s what everyone thinks.
The truth? Jiahao is a menace.
"You’re such a fucking liar," Geonwoo muttered, finally snatching the lighter back. "Tutoring? Really?"
Jiahao’s grin widened. "What, you don’t think I could tutor you?"
He sat up, close enough that Geonwoo could smell the faint citrus of his cologne mixed with something sharper—energy drinks and late-night adrenaline.
"I could teach you plenty of things.”
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Benn Beckman opened Café Red at twenty-four with a business plan, a loan, and reasonable standards. He has maintained exactly one of those things.
Shanks has worked here for two years. He rearranges the sugar caddy, knows every regular by name, and has a second master’s degree because apparently one wasn’t enough. He is, by any objective measure, Benn’s ongoing problem.
The problem, recently, has gotten significantly worse.
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Cui Buqu is investigating quite a disgusting case. His spouse, who wasn't even supposed to be there, isn't fond of disgusting things. Naturally, that means Cui Buqu must take a bath. That's just how life works.
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A serial killer who steals hearts.
Zoro lost his a long time ago...
until Sanji walked into his life.
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A Guest of Honour by laurenttv
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
04 May 2026
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After an eventful night of entertaining their guest, the twins' thirst is not yet quenched. Sect matters can wait.
Mei Hanxue - younger twin
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A lot has happened in my life recently so i am using this as a way of coping. I'm kind of grounded so don't expect me frequent uploading chapters, but i will try. Also any feedback is greatly appreciated.
Basically I vent my feelings onto Kel while simultaneously giving him some much needed love!
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The fire’s burning brightly now by tabooooosh
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
04 May 2026
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Dunk and Aerion squire under the same knight and do not get along. Their Knight always makes them duel it out rather than just sitting around arguing.
Or; 4 times dunkaerion solves their problems by fighting and the one time they solve it with a different form of exercise…
Dunkaerion week; Day #1
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- Part 1 of A knight and his prince
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The Tale of the Betting Pool by The_Consulting_Werewolf
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
04 May 2026
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Just the Straw Hats and their thoughts on Zoro and Sanji, and why the betting pool existed in the first place.
OR, Zoro and Sanji through the eyes of the other crew members.
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- Part 2 of The Straw Hats and Zosan
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We Don't Have to Talk by starrynaps
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
04 May 2026
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Sanji let out a low, breathy laugh and let himself fall back against Zoro’s chest. The contact was flush, heat soaking through their layers. His back wiggled against Zoro as he searched for a cigarette and a lighter.
"Sanji?"
"Yeah?"
"Don't do it." Zoro’s voice was barely audible over the music in the house behind them.
"Why not?"
"Because we were finally having a good time. Together."
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Sanji has a plan to ask Nami out, but Zoro strongly is opposed to the idea for two different reasons. A game of beer pong leads to a newfound fondness and a terrible argument.
This part comes before "We Don't Have to Dance." However, either can be read as a standalone.
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- Part 1 of We Don't Have to Dance AU
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Please Pretend I’m not Important by PatheticRainbows
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 May 2026
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Her relatives call her Harry even though she’s a girl, but what else is new. They’ve always been cruel. But when escape presents itself in the form of a magic boarding school, what else is she supposed to do but jump into it with open arms?
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A self indulgent Fem!Harry fic where she’s a little less oblivious, no less sassy, a lot less willing to be the protagonist, and a bit too preoccupied with annoying Draco Malfoy as much as possible.
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Luffy grins again, giggling and eyeing his first mate mischievously like he knows something Zoro doesn't.
"Don't worry, I'll set you free!"
Before he can think too long on what that even means, Luffy reaches down to his waist and grips Enma firmly in his hand. That single touch burns through the fog in Zoro’s mind instantaneously.
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Or: What if Zoro saw Luffy’s transformation on Onigashima? What if the sight unsurfaced something ancient buried deep within him?
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The 3rd installment that takes place after Hell's Paradise and Keep Out.
The world is resetting again, can tragic events from the two stories be avoided? Can GokuLuck prove that even in a place like prison there exists music, hope, flowers and love stories?
When they see one another yet again, what will they say to one another?
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- Part 3 of Hell’s Paradise
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Finally married, Luffy and Law and their crew still have to get to all their various dreams. It's not going to be easy -- various forces in the New World plan to make sure of that. But it will bring adventures they never thought possible.
Please read The Flower and Can I Steal Your Heart first.
Also, I gave options for how this one should start and fans chose the angsty dramatic start. Not my fault!
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- Part 4 of KDPRKD's Hanahaki AU
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Your first time with Sanji was sweet.
Your first time with Zoro was a ride (quite literally).
Your first time with both had made you pass out on your bed.Series
- Part 2 of Zoro, Sanji & Reader
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Lucy and Cooper have settled into a routine. Ten years spent working together, ten years of bounties and scrap and traversing the wasteland together. Ten years of a bizarre relationship neither truly understands, nor questions. It's the simple comfort of familiarity, camaraderie, mutual protection...something more?
They're not sure. But it doesn't really matter. There's no challenge they won't face together, no odd they haven't beaten.
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Markiplier ego ficlet and drabble anthology by amee_racle
Fandoms: A Heist With Markiplier (Web Series)
04 May 2026
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[Tags will be updated as I go along!]
A collection of bitesized oneshots (typically under 500 words) about various markiplier egos and other characters within the wider lore/cinematic universe/multiverse.
(I'm gonna be honest, it's probably going to be mostly heist duo and captaineer for now lol).