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    Judy wants Nick’s body, but hopes nothing else has to change about their friendship. Nick can’t possibly say no, even as he fears they might catch feelings.

    The city never sleeps, and not everyone is ready for the positive social changes flowing through Zootopia. Can bigotry be swept from the streets by force? And can two stubborn best friends who really enjoy sleeping together admit that they’d both like it to be a little more?

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    19/?
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    “Well, I have to tell myself something to keep my mind off the fact that you never know when to stop talking.”

    “Yeah, because you don’t talk at all. You lay back and, oh I don’t know, maybe you think of England.”

    “Maybe I might say something about how to fuck me better if only for once you’d shut the fuck up—

    Fyodor wonders and wonders and wonders. That's pretty much all he does here, actually.

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    Today felt different. They'd been having sex for a little while now, and so far, most of the time it had been gentle, careful despite their eagerness to get at one another; they'd still been figuring out how they worked together, unsure how to be good for each other.

    But now, as Edwin hastily clambered off Charles' lap and pulled him up and through their games closet into the adjacent room, there was no trace of that lingering insecurity. And Charles himself certainly didn't feel any himself when he grabbed Edwin's waist again and drew him in for a deep, filthy kiss.

    Charles and Edwin spend a heady afternoon together, and Charles marvels at just how comfortable they have become with each other.

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    Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander have been preparing for the Hunger Games their entire lives as citizens of Districts One and Two. In their final year of eligibility, both of their names are called at the annual Reaping ceremony.

    During training week, Shane realizes he wants nothing more than to bury his knife in Ilya’s throat, and Ilya can’t seem to resist trying to provoke him into doing it.
    The problem is, that eventually, killing each other stops being the only thing they want—and the Capitol is determined to make a spectacle out of every second of it.

    Or: a Hollanov Hunger Games AU :)

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    17/?
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    Cullen was looking forward to start his new life now that the Inquisition was disbanded. Free from lyrium and duty to institutions, things were looking bright for him.

    But that didn't last long.

    A mind flayer ship crossing through realms and planes abducts him and he finds himself infected with something he never thought possible. Alone, in an unknown world on the brink of a cataclysm, he has to gather allies and find a cure.

    Which is easier said than done, when the so-called allies are a bunch of weirdos.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    The mask is off, the secrets are shared, and the wolf has finally claimed his partner.

    In the wake of a harrowing raid and a soul-baring confession in a forgotten graveyard, Kev is no longer just the "mysterious human assistant." He is Fang’s partner, a role that brings as much danger as it does devotion.

    Maffa and the Council are no longer just fighting over property lines, they’ve set their sights on the ghost in the system... Kev himself.

     

    Act One was about Kev finding his footing and falling in love. Act Two is where the world pushes back. We’re moving from 'Fish out of Water' to 'The Phantom in the Machine.' Expect more politics, more action in the park, and a deep dive into the trauma that built the club. Expect more "real-time" day by day goodness, every breakfast, every shave, every drink in the VIP booth with the enigmatic wolf-man Fang.

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    15/?
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    In another world in an alternate universe Mystery Inc. doesn’t exist because the gang never met as kids. Norville is Architect Rogers a architect for building and zoning working on the blueprints for a Scooby snack shop and Becky is his assistant. Scooby is the developer wanting to the new building.

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    Gale: “A haunting meditation on the futility of time wrapped in a deceptively slim fantasy adventure.”
    Tav: “Also there’s a dick joke on page 47.”

    The Lowtown Public Library’s Recommendation Wall becomes a battleground, and one very earnest librarian develops a crush on the mysterious vandal ruining his blurbs.

    10/10, would recommend.

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    2/?
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    After a short video compilation pointing out how much Ilya and Shane seem to dislike each other, Ilya Rozanov is quick to defend himself and his honor. On twitter.
    Shane feels the need to intervene.
    Both forget for a moment that they are on twitter and not in a private group chat.

    Please don't hide creator's style!!!

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    Derry is a town that eats its children,
    starting with those who don't fit in.

    After a devastating rejection at the Barrens, Richie and Eddie find themselves trapped in two different kinds of hell, one too loud with obsession, the other too cold with neglect. As the line between reality and the town's shadows begins to blur, they are forced to confront the distance between them. In a place where "normal" is a survival tactic, they discover the deepest horrors aren't things with teeth, it’s the poison we swallow to stay safe, the cruelties we scream when we're afraid, and the quiet, internal wars we wage just to belong.
    Both boys are drowning in a town that never learned how to save its children. Now, they must decide if the fear of being "weird" is worth losing the only heart that beats in sync with their own. And while you can’t choose the blood in your veins, you can choose the hand you hold in the dark. When every home in Derry feels like a haunting, the only place left to belong is with each other.
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    After a year of silence, Richie and Eddie navigate a 1992 summer of secret knocks, shared clothes, and the terrifying reality of falling in love in a town that doesn't want them to exist.

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    5
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    In one of their summer 1989 campaigns, Mike includes a mysterious, recurring NPC. A male tower guard who appears to be interested in Will. Will is confused and a little apprehensive at first, while Lucas, Dustin, and Max are very much intrigued.

    The guard seems to be hiding something crucial to unraveling the mystery of the cursed river he watches over. Yet Will turns out to be the only one who can get him to talk... by charming him.

     

    (Inspired by that one post “Was playing DnD and started flirting with the tavern keeper to get some info and at a certain point I realized I was just dirty talking with my buddy Ben.”)

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    Morticia decides to get a matchmaker for Wednesday, as her 28th birthday nears. After many failed matches, even amongst the outcast community, she is finally matched with Tyler Galpin, a half normie, and possibly powerless, or so she is led to believe. Not much is known about him except that he is the heir to the Night family fortune and estate, and he just started working for her father.

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    “How do you expect me to rest when you're sitting on me like a queen on her throne, making sounds like that?"

     

     A portal opens from another world throwing you into a place you could never imagine. The ghosts of your past are chasing you and they will stop at nothing to see you returned and bound to the King.

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    Doctor Wei vs The Tongji Hospital's Board of Medical Ethics (1 v 20).
    But this is a Rom Com (It's romantic to the author and funny to the author).

    If you need a REAL SUMMARY:

    What do you get when you cross a Trauma Psychiatrist with a redbull addiction and a nonchalant cat WITH an Infectious Diseases Specialist with a reliable (read:lame) car and a cute son?

    This story! (the author attempts slowburn and FAILS dismally but...valiant effort, theythinks)

    (about 95% done, the last 3 chps are killing me).

    (also, there's a gratitious amount of em dashes and that's just because I learned what they do when I was about 10, and I never moved on. Also I have no editor to tell me not to so...of you see any typos, no you didn't)😭😭

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    Chapters:
    25/40
    Comments:
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    Hermione Granger had never met a warning label she respected.

    So when an antique Malfoy ring arrives at her Ministry desk with a note in Draco Malfoy’s handwriting that reads:

    Do not put it on.

    She does the sensible thing.

    She investigates it.

    Unfortunately, the ring considers “investigate” close enough to “wear.”

    Now Hermione has twenty-four hours, one provisional matrimonial claim, and exactly seven feet of forced proximity before ancient Malfoy magic declares them legally, magically, and catastrophically bound.

    Draco is furious.

    The contract remains unconvinced.

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    Comments:
    7
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    31
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    8
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    “In another world in an alternate universe Mystery Inc. never happened because the gang never met as kids. Norville is Chef Rogers working at Coolsville Bar & Grill and Becky are his Sous chef and girlfriend. Scooby is a customer that is causing trouble and Daphne and Velma are a waitress and Fred is a waiter and Gibby is a customer

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    Zemo is granted parole on the condition he help James with his PTSD.

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    32/?
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    Yep. I'm back. With another idea. Oh dear. I don't know, this is just how I've always written- having multiple creative threads open all at once. (I have finished multiple stories from 11 years old all the way up until now! So it's not like I start, abandon, start again.) This is the isekai story that I actually wanted to write, rather than the more serious one Trapped.

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    Olivia- or, preferably, Liv- lands in the world of Baldur's Gate 3, with no prior knowledge of the video game. As far as she's concerned, this is all some sort of elaborate hoax. With some really convincing LARPers. Where exactly in America are we, again?

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    9
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    2
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    Stranded on a hostile planetoid with a crashed shuttle, no comms, and no way home, Spock and Leonard McCoy have a bigger problem than survival:

    The only doctor is bleeding out.

    With time running out, Spock is forced to attempt the one thing he’s never done—while McCoy talks him through it, insults included.

    Meanwhile, the USS Enterprise is trying to find them before it’s too late.

    Because logic says this shouldn’t work.

    And Spock is running out of time to prove it wrong.

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    Chapters:
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    Enslaved for her Trance-Trance Fruit powers, Alexia, stage name Calypso, is rescued by the Heart Pirates. Proving her strength and loyalty, she earns her place among the crew. As their adventures unfold, an unexpected romance blossoms between her and the enigmatic Trafalgar Law.

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    90,475
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    231
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    9,030

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