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    Naruto was left blinded by a jutsu, and is far too stubborn to accept help.

    Or anything else, for that matter.

    Sasuke is secretly in love with the dobe, and can’t help but be tempted to take advantage of his lack of sight.

    Unfortunately, he’s not the only one.

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    “What the fuck are you doing?!” he shouted, angry but unable to hide his growing fear. “Let go!”

    A hand slowly, unexpectedly, slipped up the back of his neck and tangled in his hair.

    Naruto’s breath hitched in his throat. “Who.. who are you?” he breathed, finally finding his voice.

    Nothing.
    Not a single word.

    The man just silently tightened his grip in the blonde’s hair, keeping his face turned up and his head stationary. Naruto could feel him leaning in, getting closer, and his heart leapt up his throat.

    “W-wait..”

    He didn’t.

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    Shane and Ilya do the 73 Question Interview with Vogue.
    Ilya is his usual self. Shane contemplates filing for divorce.

    OR
    Ilya Rozanov refuses to get media trained and Shane gets multiple heart attacks.

    Chapter 1: The interview
    Chapter 2: Twitter reactions

    note: this fic is a what-if. Ilya Rozanov would probably never act so unhinged/ embarrass Shane this much. Read this if you want to giggle and have a good laugh, not if you want something highly realistic.

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  3. 64

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    Sakura has just moved to a new town with her long term boyfriend, Sasuke.

    It's a new step, a new life, for them. She should be excited! And she's trying to be, but she's a little too busy.

    Between school, and work, and what Sasuke needs from her, all she feels all the time, is stress... well, except when she's around her new friend, Kakashi.

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    When Camie Utsushimi elopes on the eve of her society debut, scandal threatens to destroy the family’s prospects. It’s up to you, a maid, to impersonate Camie throughout the Season, long enough that her elder sister can make a match. The only trouble? Lord Shouto Todoroki is also intent on making a match—and that match, quite impossibly, appears to involve you.

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  5. 62

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    A collection of works in a world where villains became heroes, and one hero became a villain.

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    “Go to bed, Mike,” Will said flatly, his cheeks burning.

    “Mmkay,” Mike mumbled, immediately reaching for Will’s blanket.

    “In your room.”

    Mike pouted, his brown eyes wide and doe-like. “Can I sleep in here? Pretty please? Just one night.”

    “Why?” Will asked.

    “'Cause your bed is comfy,” Mike slurred his words. “And…‘cause I missed you.”

    OR: Mike ends up sleeping in Will’s bed every time he goes on a date.

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    Once, omega Jimin’s greatest enemy was that one criminal he couldn’t catch, now it’s his soon-to-be ex-husband.

    Once, alpha Jungkook’s greatest enemy was the tax system, now it’s his soon-to-be ex-husband.

    But, (un)fortunately, there is a fine line between love and hatred and Jimin and Jungkook are experts at crossing it.

     

    Or: How to get back with your ex—a guide.

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  8. 97

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    “Actually, I was thinking…” Jisung inhales, still staring down at their fingers. “What if… you know, just while we’re single… maybe we can… help each other out?”

    “Help each other out?” Minho’s voice goes raspy. “Like, what do you mean?”

    “I mean, you must get frustrated sometimes, too, right? We can just do that for each other, as friends.”

    “You mean… hook up?”

    Jisung looks up at Minho, his eyes shining. A hint of questioning in them but something stronger takes over. Something determined. “Yeah. Could be fun.”

    “Um, I thought you were straight, though?”

    “I am.” Jisung sits up, climbing into Minho’s lap, straddling him with a leg on each side of his hips. “But this would just be a favor, a deal between friends. While we’re single.”

    or

    jisung's gf breaks up with him so him and minho start hooking up while they're single. jisung's straight, so it's just as friends, okay? until minho gets a boyfriend and jisung loses his shit :)

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    After unwanted attention is drawn to her scars, Hermione decides to investigate a way to rid herself of them. When she learns about a magical tattoo shop that specialises in curse scar coverage, she is thrilled.

    Her dream, however, turns into a nightmare when she discovers the proprietor is Severus Snape.

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    The dog isn't anywhere in sight. Definitely still hiding underneath the deck, then.

    "They're all gone. You can come out now," Liam says to the air in his normal voice.

    It takes a moment, but eventually the dog's snout appears from below the slats, and then its head, and then the rest of its body. Liam waits for it to trot up onto the deck and slink up to his feet before he says, "Where'd you park your truck?"

    The dog startles so badly that Liam would almost laugh if not for the absolute tragedy that undercuts the situation itself.

    "Theo," Liam says, making his voice go soft, so soft, "I know it's you."

    ---

    Liam has always wanted a dog, and he thinks the ginormous black stray staring up at him from the porch with pleading eyes is a Christmas miracle. Theo’s just looking for a place to stay and be loved for the holidays.

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    "Care to explain why you're here? And... what you're doing?" He gestures to the bowl of cereal situated in front of Dabi.

    Dabi looks down as if he'd forgotten about it and picks his spoon back up, shovelling cornflakes into his concerningly wide mouth. Those damn staples. Creepy as hell.

    "'M bored," he says after chewing and swallowing. "Felt like visiting my favourite hero tonight. Won't you entertain me, birdie?"

    The HPSC trained him for infiltration, misdirection, and espionage. Not entertaining a villain in his kitchen eating cereal. Hawks doesn’t even own cereal!

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  12. 77

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    “Lots of Eridian view Grace Rocky bond ♪♫♪♬. This include Adrian.”

    “No understand word, Rock.” Their relationship? What about their relationship? His heart skips. Their occasional language barrier is like getting a patch of static right at the good part of the show you’re invested in.

    Rocky hesitates to speak for a moment. “New word: suspected mates.”

    Grace’s world tilts on its axis. There’s just no way that’s right. He reaches up and drags his beanie off of his head. Only then did it feel right to implore, “…Your people think you and I are mates?”

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    Ryland Grace spends years in space falling in love with his best friend and keeping it secret, convinced Rocky could not possibly feel the same. Rocky, always on the same page, is conducting identical research.

    It’s why they’re such a great team.

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    A love confession slips out under the hot heat of a South Californian summer.

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    Frisk is lost in the crystals caverns of Waterfall and bumps into a certain centaur. Flirting, goofiness, and friendship ensue as the two habitual flirters find a kindred spirit in each other.

    This is my response to the Tumblr Prompt "Whoa! Buy me dinner first!"

    I wanted to show a friendship with Frisk and a rarely used(and it seems not well liked) character in Undertale as well a rare(practically nonexistant pairing.

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    The one where Louis is a Grump, and Harry is a ray of Sunshine on a mission to find himself while visiting his grandparents for the summer. He ends up finding so much more.

    Or, Prompt 97. Louis is a grumpy closed off cowboy until he meets Harry who is visiting his grandparents in the country from the city. Harry is a ray of sunshine who gets Louis to soften up. hilb hilb hilb

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    Ilya shrugs and runs his hand from Shane’s waist down to his ass and back up. “But you are so good at it. What is English saying? Having it with science?”

    “Having it down to a science.”

    “Exactly. Some things come natural to you, yes? Doing your bottom prep stuff. Taking my cock. You are perfect bottom. Made to be bottom. You love to be bottom.”

    “I do. I love it.” Shane swallows, reminded of exactly where he is and what he’s doing, a cautiously confident smile on his face as he starts to ride more with his legs than his hips. “And you thought I would throw it all away for some Taco Bell.”

     

    OR; shane hollander's foolproof bottom prep routine and how his lovely boyfriend takes care of him

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  17. 63

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    Hermione Granger has all but left the magical world behind.

    She has settled in a quant Scottish coastal village and is thriving as the local GP.

    The magical world as it turns out is never far away.

    A mysterious salesman turns up one night and changes everything she thinks she might want in a Post-war future.

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  18. 86

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    Shane sees a post claiming kinks are genetic. Shane has kinks. Shane has parents. Shane has a family lunch in four hours.
    This is the worst Sunday of Shane Hollander's life and nobody will ever know about it except Ilya, who will know about it forever.

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  19. 45

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    Alpha Min Yoongi has just recently crossed into his forties, and is entering a new chapter in his life: no longer a professor at a large university but a provincial one instead. So far, his first year teaching there is going well, mostly thanks to the help of his very organized and charming twenty-something associate professor Park Jimin.

    Soon, however, Yoongi starts feeling things for him that (in his opinion) no professor should feel for their junior in the same department. But as much as he doesn’t want to listen to the longing growing in his heart, fate is working against him.

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    The deaths of Blaise Zabini and Luna Lovegood shocked them all. Their passing left their daughter, Chiara, an orphan. As her godfather, Draco Malfoy stepped forward to care for her. Unfortunately, Mrs. Zabini has dragged him into a custody battle he's terrified of losing.

    According to Theo, the best way to strengthen his case is to have a wife, a mother figure for Chiara. With little choice, Draco finds himself forced onto the marriage market after years of solitude. He tells himself he can manage a loveless marriage. People do it all the time.

    It should be easy.

    Right?

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