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Three Times Sanji Stole Zoro’s Swords (And One Time Zoro Stole His Knives) by Arvari
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
19 Apr 2026
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He mutters a curse under his breath, lifting the fish again, just to make sure that he didn’t miss a blade hiding under it, but the answer is… no. There’s nothing. Not even a stupid paring knife. Only the kitchen counter and Sanji’s own broken dreams.
And the worst thing is, it’s not even like there aren’t other blades on the ship. Zoro might be way too emotionally attached to his swords, especially the… well, the white one, but he doesn’t judge a blade by its length, and he has adopted a few nice daggers as time went by, and those are actually there to be used by the entire crew as needed.
True, Sanji hasn’t seen a single one in a while, but…
Oh.
Of fucking course.
The crew must have lost all those daggers before coming for Sanji’s dear darling knives.
Which, obviously, ruins Sanji’s perfect plan to at least go retrieve one of said daggers and use that to cut up the stupidly large fish that’s sitting on his counter.
Which means that the only blades on the ship that are currently sharp and easy to find…
Oh.
Of.
Fucking.
Course.
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Sanji's knives keep going missing, and he's growing desperate. And as they say, desperate times... -
Dionisomachia by Fratilla
Fandoms: 聖闘士星矢 | Saint Seiya (Manga & Anime 1986), 聖闘士星矢 | Saint Seiya Series
19 Apr 2026
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Atena e Odino sembrano aver abbandonato da tempo il mondo a sé stesso; ne risulta una guerra fredda fra Asgard e il Santuario sullo sfondo della Cortina di Ferro post-Seconda Guerra Mondiale. In realtà, le due divinità stanno compiendo un loro viaggio travagliato su Stella Natalis, il mondo che si può lasciare ma mai raggiungere, per ottenere lo status di Reincarnazioni; e mentre su questo mondo si consuma un intrigo violento e pieno di errori fatali, nel mondo mortale di Saint Seiya i Cavalieri d'Oro ottengono la loro investitura, ciascuno dopo un viaggio individuale altrettanto complicato. Senza saperlo, il mondo si sta preparando all'oscurità portata da Saturno attraverso la misteriosa "bile nera", capace di innescare il processo di Nigredo. Vettore improbabile di questa contaminazione sarà la misteriosa Esra, la donna in cui Dioniso si è reincarnato e che scatenerà una guerra contro il Santuario e Asgard, ma chi c'è veramente dietro a tutto quanto?
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- Part 1 of Dreamverse
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Fate Isn’t On My Side (Or Is It?) by Ballietheclock
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
19 Apr 2026
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Fate has never been Bell’s friend. And if it was ever on her side, she doesn’t trust it to stay that way. But, after being kicked out of her old house, she leaves conservative hometown and tries to become the girl she always dreamed of being.
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Lucius Malfoy is determined to rebuild a better world, but the Wizengamot is mired in complacency. When he notices Hermione Granger—dismissed by her peers yet burning with ideas—he recognizes both her brilliance and her potential. With Narcissa at his side, they draw Hermione into their world of influence, guiding her rise through the tangled web of wizarding politics. But as ambition intertwines with affection, the Malfoys begin to wonder: is Hermione destined to be their greatest ally, or the newest member of their family?
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Moon Shadows by josiebelladonna
Fandoms: Original Work, Testament (Band), British Comedy RPF
19 Apr 2026
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Following the third world war, Hannah and Alex have found themselves in the woods of the British Isles with very little memory as to how they got there. With only the survival skills they have on hand, as well as each other, they must find their way back to civilization and their friends. That is, if she can reveal her secret to him.
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- Part 1 of Moon Shadows
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PMD: A Road Full of Discoveries by Random_Games87
Fandoms: Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
19 Apr 2026
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A 15-year-old boy named Lucas finally gets his well-deserved summer vacation, however, his vacation plans quickly change when he gets sent to the world of Pokémon out of nowhere. Now stuck in the Pokémon world while remaining in the body of a human, he has to try his best to survive while searching for a way to go back to his world. But he has to ask himself... what are these new powers he suddenly got?
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ATEEZ are guests on your YouTube variety show.
Flirting to elicit a comedic reaction is your whole shtick. When they give it back to you, lines get blurred. You can't tell what is real and what is for the cameras.
The dark and sexy persona is just fan service, right?
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Kart Blanche by Anonymous for anduefex
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Detac
19 Apr 2026
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Ashur Vesperian invites Tarquin over to his penthouse. Tarquin can't imagine why he would do such a thing. They'll probably talk about work, right?
Why is he being nervous about it?
Should he bring some beer? He should probably bring some beer.
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When Gerry Met Robert by strawberryskygirl33
Fandoms: Geronimo Stilton - Geronimo Stilton
19 Apr 2026
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“To my sweet and sexy little mouse,
Thank you for such a lovely time!
I’d like to see you again… alone… just the two of us.
Shall we say… Friday at 6:00?
Kisses, Robbie. <3”
❤
When world-famous British supermodel, Robert Ratsby, lands in New Mouse City, he has eyes for only one mouse: sweet, anxious journalist Geronimo Stilton.
After choosing him for a rare live interview and shamelessly flirting on camera, Robert wastes no time sending an enormous bouquet of roses… along with a very bold handwritten invitation for a private date.
Now Gerry is spiraling. Because why would a dazzling, dominant superstar want an ordinary mouse like him?
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And everyone will know (how loved you were) by LawBae for 4urorasolace
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
19 Apr 2026
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The birth of Aphrodite’s oldest daughters wasn’t heralded by the loud crying of children, the shaking of the earth, or anything of the sort. Their birth was announced by an awkward Helios, asking if he could pick which girl would be his bride or if they would rather choose for him. The two gods, still basking in their afterglow, asked what girls he was talking about.
The Titan of the Sun merely pointed down, and following his finger, Poseidon and Aphrodite finally saw who the blonde was referring to. In the space where the sand meets the sea, stood two confused-looking girls holding each other’s hands.
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The story of Perseira Aphrodities, daughter of Poseidon with Aphrodite told through the eyes of those around her.
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Despite her status as the “Brightest Witch of Her Age” and having a successful ministry career, Hermione Granger finds herself at the age of 40, questioning the “independent” life she’s built.
Her struggle to balance her public strength with the private ache of her secret relationship. Memories of a passionate, long-standing love that began in the alcoves of Hogwarts, a flame that has never died and she can’t let go of. The realization that her life is unshared, alone, and not what she visioned leads to a quiet breakdown and determination for change.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction using the Harry Potter characters I did not create but love. I do not own the world or characters created by J.K. Rowling. This story is for entertainment purposes only, no copyright infringement is intended, and no profiting will be made.
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My Hero; What Magic and Muscles You Have by KatMightBeAutistic
Fandoms: Mashle: Magic and Muscles (Manga), Mashle: Magic and Muscles (Anime), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
19 Apr 2026
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After the continental kickboard incident, life continued as normal for the students of Easton-
"BUT WHO WANTS THAT, AMIRIGHT?!" Weird self indulgent wand pen clashed with paper as a new tale was spun, with barely any regard for actual characters, all made with the self indulgent fire to make favorites(*cough* Finn Ames *cough*) go through awkward situations and embarrass the Heroes! "NOW! TIME TO SCREAM UNNECESSARILY!"Inspired by 7Flyingpancakes7's Not Quite A Villain (But Far From A Hero).
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Burn Like A Dragon, Rise Like A Phoenix by MrMattimation
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games), JUDGE EYES | Judgment (Video Games), Persona 5, Persona Series
19 Apr 2026
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Haruka Sawamura is a woman on a mission with a family to provide for.
Kazuma Kiryu has been dead for six years, and in that time, Haruka Sawamura has taken over the Morning Glory orphanage, following in his footsteps by taking on a new generation of orphans. After the death of her husband, she journeys alone to the Isezaki Ijincho ward of Yokohama to locate a businessman by the name of Ichiban Kasuga so that she can secure funding for the future of the orphanage.
When she arrives, however, she finds that Kasuga is nowhere to be found, and what's worse, one of the city's largest criminal factions seems to want her dead. But Haruka is a difficult woman to scare off. Determined to provide a better future for the orphans and for her own son, Haruka proceeds undeterred, and soon finds herself knee-deep in a criminal conspiracy that spans the whole of Japan and threatens the wellbeing of her entire family. With the help of some new friends made along the way, as well as some old faces from her past, she tries to get to the bottom of it all - and makes a shocking discovery relating to the truth behind Kiryu's death.
A "what-if" story set between Yakuza: Like A Dragon and Like A Dragon Infinite Wealth.
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A knot is tied, vows are spoken and what better way to unwind than to spend the afterparty on a week long cruise to god knows where and back. Chaos ensues, old memories resurface, relationships evolve and deepen and familial bonds are tied. Was it too much of Asuka to ask for some calm in her chaotic life?
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- Part 3 of Wedding Cruise
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What happens when you mix the agency, port mafia and some other members of certain organisations and throw them in an alternate universe where they have to attend highschool and for once not worry about dismissing crimes?
You get this absurdly out of character chatfic that everyone will have a field-day reading.
You’re welcome
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The Provocative Picture by KeichanHimura
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
19 Apr 2026
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Katsuki expects a harmless photo—but Izuku sends something far more provocative instead.
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At Yeonhwa High, hatred is the only currency that matters. Jung Wooyoung is a silver-pierced disaster who lives for the thrill of the fight, and Choi San is the rival who wants to break him. Their relationship is a brutal cycle of bloodied knuckles and jagged breaths, but as the line between violence and desire begins to blur, they realize that the only thing more addictive than a punch is each other.
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— Принять паттерн? С чего Тетсу-чан взял, что тут нужен я?
— Я могу объяснить…
— С того, что твой кукольный чип всё ещё активен, и ты самый доступный для нас вариант, кукленышь.или cyberpunk 2077 ау, где у куроо и дайшо есть очень сомнительный план и очень сомнительный ойкава
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- Русский
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Vitaireon by HerisiAnonymous
Fandoms: Scav Prototype (Video Game), Casualties Unknown (Video Game), Gunsaw (Video Game), Furry (Fandom)
19 Apr 2026
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A re-imagined lore for Casualties: Unknown, where things aren't so hopeless for the experiments and their benefactors. Vitaireon follows the company throughout important bits of history through the lens of multiple characters, interacting with each other, the company, and the world.
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Dave thought it'd be a brilliant idea to go to work the week he's a shakey mess, it probably wouldn't happen during business hours anyways—there's only six of them!.... Until he's practically holding himself back while his boss is telling him off. That's when the idea started feeling pretty shit, in hindsight.
Or; Dave's stuck with Peter for a week, while actively losing his mind from how horny his body's making him.
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- English
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