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    《Minsung, Twitter AU》

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    ~ I’d rather be heartless than have my heart in pieces. ~

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    “After checking out every song made by this new group 3RACHA, I noticed one particular pattern: Every piece made by J.One just sucks. Like, no cap, every one of his tracks sounds like he forgot he is an artist or was high as hell when making it. I've never heard so much shit in 3 minutes, I swear.”

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    Jisung just couldn’t believe his own eyes. What did he just read? It’s not like he thought he was a genius, unlike what all of his fans and friends always said, but he was sure his music was alright. Or at least good enough to have people listening to it. Reading this comment was a pain he never thought he would feel. What was happening?

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    “Why is he only hating on me? Never have I seen anything about Chan or Changbin! It’s always me, me, and me only!”

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    Han Jisung, 21 years old. A young producer known for his beautiful and unique music style who always tries to give his best.

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    Lee Minho, 25 years old. A young dancer who was never able to deal with his feelings and has to let it out on others.

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    ~ Can you blame me? ~

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    After the extermination and that Sir Pentious is redeemed, everyone is working with Charlie Morningstar to get redemption to work. Long story short, Emily decided to bring her girlfriend Lute, to try to get her to change her mind, and that's when things get heated...

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    3
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    Welcome to the corporate offices of the Last Defense Security Company, a small firm that sells home security devices to concerned residents across the Tokyo Residential Complex.

    Takumi Sumino, a recent college graduate, has recently been hired by the LDSC. Today, he starts his brand new job!

    He has no idea what he’s gotten himself into…

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    25/37
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    125
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    An AU where the Dandy's World characters are HUMANS?????!!!! And go to HIGH SCHOOL??????!!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯

    Anyways, all tags are what I'm currently EXPECTING to put in the fic at SOME point.

    Very Cosmo-centric bcz I love him very the much <3

    Tw: There is going to be quite a bit of classism in this fic ^^

    All ships I PLAN to include are already tagged.

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    14/?
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    35
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    Self pleasure can be a lot of things. Sure, masturbation is the most common example, but that isn't all there is to it. In reality, almost anything can be classified as self pleasure. Reading books, collecting stamps, building legos, doomscrolling on social media. There is no right or wrong when it comes to this. Technically speaking, everyone has their own unique Mime. A Mime catered towards their specific kinds of self pleasure. Or, at least, that's what I think.

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    He doesn't know who kissed who first but the minute their lips connected it felt like there was no one else in this world but them.
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    Little bits, bobs and small amounts of writing on one of my favorite ships and where it started it all ^^

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    3/?
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    25
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    [s. reid]
    In which a victim of a notorious serial killer has something in common with the team at Quantico.. she excels at profiling.

    Vera Langford is just 18 when she survives a crime that should have ended her life.

    Five years later, recruited into the CIA she disappears into a world of aliases and moral compromise. Until her path crosses again with Dr. Spencer Reid, the man who once helped save her. But she's no longer the same.

    "Last I checked, you were-gone."
    "Gone, but not exactly retired it seems."

    spencer reid x oc
    [slow burn] [strangers to friends, friends to lovers] [undercover agent] [yearning]

    Tag: FBI, CIA, spy, undercover, victim, profiler, BAU, genius

    [ongoing]

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    Kabru put his lips up to Laios’ ear and spoke to him in a low whisper. “Since I wasn't planning to visit you today, unfortunately I didn't get to bring any equipment with me,” he murmured, cupping Laios’ buttock with his hand. “Of course, we'll get to use it over the weekend, like I promised. In the meantime, however, there is something we can do that doesn't require any tools. You see,” he went on, “in light of our plans for the weekend, it might be a good idea to check how you respond to anal stimulation. What do you think? Would you like to give it a try? Just a small test to gauge your reactions and see whether you find it pleasurable at all. I'm going to use my fingers, which should allow me a greater degree of control. I'll start with one, and gradually increase the number.”

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    Murdoc has been stressed out of her mind trying to get their movie off the ground, 2D offers to lessen her workload.

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    Elphie is dead (no).
    Glinda is suicidal (as always).
    And they're just two useless lesbians navigating life (or trying to).

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    Nick and Charlie are not together anymore, splitting up after an argument before Nick started uni in Leeds. One drunken night, Nick gets a phone call that changes everything…

    Or… the idiots in love trope set to an Olivia Rodrigo song nobody asked for but I wrote anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    Comments:
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    "You are disgusting-!" Alastor cries hysterically, waving his hands around and trying to get away. He almost falls backward off the bar stool. "You are absolutely disgusting. Get the fuck away from me, good lord."

    "Oh I see how it is!" Charlie throws her arms up. "I get it! So when you wanna gore me with your antlers and drink my blood and all that kinky shit, it's sooo hot and sexy!"

    Alastor cries harder, trapped somewhere between absolutely horrified and laughing so hard he dislocates a rib. "Uhhh- please, stop it-"

    "But when I say that I want to pair the aged cheese from your unwashed dick, with some nice wine, and have myself a little self-care snack, suddenly-!" Charlie stomps away in outrage. "Suddenly-! I'm the unreasonable pervert. Okay. Sure. I get it. We're kinkshaming now, sure, cool."

    Angel squints over the lobby couch like he's a soldier trying to avoid enemy eyeline. "What tha' fuck is goin' on ova' there?!"

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    Random scenes that are almost exclusively stupid dick jokes that may or may not one day grow...into a whole fic. Gasp.
    Lot of dark comedy with dead dove elements

    Ft ideas like: Biohazard fetishes and Alastor cutting his pussy lip while shaving

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    Fool and Mime want to hang out with Dozer to play board games. Stem and Sundial are curious as to why two Sins are ignoring their duties.

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    Comments:
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    We all know Darkstripe from canon was a lackluster minion character. He had little to no personality, purely existing to support the antagonist. Now, what would it be like if he was more competent, more evil, and utterly dedicated to following the evilest cat he could find? There will be no redemption for this hyper competent minion.

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    Ray understands his emotions on an intellectual level, of course, but embodying and articulating them are another thing entirely. It's much easier, and safer, to bury them in favour of being single-mindedly goal-oriented, especially in the predominantly white spaces that he used to operate in. It leaves Ray feeling out of his depth when navigating the emotional space between him and Billy.

    But planning an experiment methodically? That is in Ray’s wheelhouse, and so getting Billy pregnant is what he turns his attention to.

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    All Buffy did was play matchmaker with Bobo and Espresso, she didn’t expect to be a match maker in their soon to be polycule hell.

    A Poly Nationals Fic

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Murdoc Niccals had a very horrible childhood…. Or did he.?

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    Haruka Sawamura is a woman on a mission with a family to provide for.

    Kazuma Kiryu has been dead for six years, and in that time, Haruka Sawamura has taken over the Morning Glory orphanage, following in his footsteps by taking on a new generation of orphans. After the death of her husband, she journeys alone to the Isezaki Ijincho ward of Yokohama to locate a businessman by the name of Ichiban Kasuga so that she can secure funding for the future of the orphanage.

    When she arrives, however, she finds that Kasuga is nowhere to be found, and what's worse, one of the city's largest criminal factions seems to want her dead. But Haruka is a difficult woman to scare off. Determined to provide a better future for the orphans and for her own son, Haruka proceeds undeterred, and soon finds herself knee-deep in a criminal conspiracy that spans the whole of Japan and threatens the wellbeing of her entire family. With the help of some new friends made along the way, as well as some old faces from her past, she tries to get to the bottom of it all - and makes a shocking discovery relating to the truth behind Kiryu's death.

    A "what-if" story set between Yakuza: Like A Dragon and Like A Dragon Infinite Wealth.

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    114/?
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    Thistledown travels from village to village, hunting monsters for a living. One day, he sets out to kill a mysterious wolf which has been plaguing the town of Gildern. However, the job is not as simple as it first appears to be, and this wolf turns out to be more than just a mindless beast.

    To make matters worse, Thistle's past is catching up to him, no matter how far he travels from his ancestral home. Man and wolf have no choice but to work together to take down a force that threatens both their lives, as well as the land they have each, in different ways, vowed to protect.

    (And, spoiler alert! They fuck. Eventually)

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    Crazy Lebanese - DAZAI KYS
    Dazai - I wish T^T
    Furry Y/N - I GO OFFLINE FOR 1 FUCKING MINUTE AND I GET BOMBARDED WITH TEXTS
    Furry Y/N - wait why my name different
    Furry Y/N - OH FUCK YOU DAZAI
    Dazai - nahhh that's yor emo twink goth bf's job

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    Dazai gets bored and creates a gc. Chaos ensues
    This is my first fanfic hope u guys enjoy

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
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    16
    Bookmarks:
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