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    Welcome to the inedibly incorrect (and occasionally inappropriate) Wenclair for 2026. Expect a daily dose of inane humor, with a little something extra on Sundays and Wednesdays.

    Contents include bountifully bad puns, (im)mature humor, Enid and Wednesday being idiots in love, Agnes’ meddling as their pseudo-daughter, Bianca’s continued exasperation, and more.

    Note: Sundays are a compilation of 5 shorts.

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    19,344
    Chapters:
    116/365
    Comments:
    582
    Kudos:
    654
    Bookmarks:
    43
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    55,938
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    Abe, Munch, Stranger, Dynamite, Lulu, and their newest member of the group, Xelestia, have bounties on their heads. Hmm, I wonder why. Thus, they discover and hide in an underground world called Mutropolis where species can live in peace and harmony. When the Industrialists discover this world and threaten to destroy it, it's up to the unlikely heroes of six to put an end to the hatred and drama.

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    Chapters:
    24/31
    Kudos:
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    61
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    Even before Harry's parents had been killed, and he had been forced to live with his abusive Uncle Vernon, he had been raised in unorthodox circumstances. But after, with Vernon's dubious parenting strategies, he managed to sink even deeper into insanity. When a stange letter arrived, Harry however found his life changed forever, but this was not to free him from the Dursley's wrath, for Dudley, in his jealousy, decided to go too, and Hermione Granger, his newfound friend, had her own plans for him...

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    4
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    1
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    340
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    After completing her education at the police academy, Avery Samuels is ready for her career as a police officer in the Grimsborough Police Department to begin. She is assigned to work with David Jones, her older brother's childhood best friend. How will things unfold between the two of them as Avery navigates her new job and her new life?

    Originally posted on Wattpad under The Adventures of Avery Samuels under a different username.

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    Chapters:
    85/122
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    9,121
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    Super-short fics on the Travelers. Mostly jokes, some may be more serious. Cody gets bullied in all most of them.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    16
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    2
    Hits:
    2,051
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    A daring - and gorgeous - space pirate has arrived at Beacon, planning to steal every weapon in the Academy. Can Ruby Rose stop her from taking all those poor innocent weapons - and her girlfriend - without being distracted by her fellow weapon nut's "bounty?"

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    32,970
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,122
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    ***SO*** I had a request to continue this one.

    Realized it's a decent fit for the Because the Night series, and shuffled it into that.

    Because the series shouldn't be all holidays and highlights. There should be some random stuff in there, too.

    Started as a quick one-shot inspired by someone else's hot take that David's brain would short-circuit, confronted by Michael wearing a crop top and those 80's-trend men's short-shorts.

    Michael went out for a run.

    Now, David wants to chase him.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    48
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    6
    Hits:
    495
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    Rhaenys Targaryen, daughter to Elia Martell and Crown Prince Rhaegar Targaryen, was murdered at 1 year old by Gregor Clegane, or was she? A fic in which Rhaenys grows up in the Modern world only to be brought back to Westeros before it all goes to shit. Who will she save? Who will she kill? Who will she court?

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    197,043
    Chapters:
    54/?
    Comments:
    627
    Kudos:
    917
    Bookmarks:
    281
    Hits:
    46,197
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    Rumi watched as the figure, adorned in his black hanbok and gat, descended from above like an angel of death. Jinu. There was no mistaking it. It was actually him. It was clear he was in his demon form. She could see the glow of his golden eyes, looking right at her.

    “Pray for me now…” The chanting increased. Loud and deep.

    This wasn’t right.

    Something was wrong.

    Abruptly, like a puppet who had its strings cut, Jinu fell to the ground, landing harshly on the stage with a resounding thud.

    The crowd screamed.
    _________________________________

    Jinu comes back to Rumi broken. She has to work with friends, family and enemies to help get his soul back before it’s too late, while learning dark secrets about her heritage and the life of the demon boy she loves along the way.

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    Chapters:
    55/?
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    Bookmarks:
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    An unfiltered story, taking place in a world where people possess unique and varied powers and abilities. A high schooler's life takes a dangerous turn after a brutal attack takes his right eye. Against his will, a strange woman attaches herself to him, under the guise of his protection. Though this newcomer would unwillingly drag the young man deeper into a ruthless world, where he must face the very worst of humanity and rise up against it. Lest he be consumed by it.

    A tale of family, violence, and the struggle of a young man faced with difficult and often deadly choices.

    New chapter every other Saturday.

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    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    410
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    Welcome User!

    Congratulations! Due to surprising the Reaper with unprompted self-sacrifice, and unscripted death time.

    The Reaper has bestowed 'Sacrifices Second Chance' onto you. You have been granted a Second Chance.

    Due to positive and negative points accrued throughout your previous life, you have been designated the model [Fixer-Upper], which most closely matches your name, gender, and soul departure time.

    Fixer-Upper (Thadwick Mercer) has been assigned to User (Thadius “Thad” Shepherd).

    Make sure to adjust this model's projected fate. You won’t surprise the Reaper twice.

    Racial adjustment has been assigned and prompted. Model (Thadwick Mercer) has been re-imaged from Human Interface to Outworlder Interface. Outworlder Racial Gifts have been assigned. To view Racial Gift access Help Desk.

    Help Desk is currently unavailable.

    “Thadwick Mercer?!?” He said out loud. “That A**, from the web-novel? WHAT THE ABSOLUTE F**K!”

    Okay, so he’s not dead, but being Thadwick Mercer isn’t much better. And thus begins one man's journey to escape a fate worse than death.

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    Chapters:
    48/?
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    197
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    4,290
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    AU-ish. Let's say that it's not Kaito's mother who was Phantom Lady but it was Aoko's mom. What can Aoko do when she discovered her mom secret identity and the fact that her death was not an accident caused by some random shooter but died on the heist she had been cohosting with Kaitō Kid? Can Aoko's world be shattered? Or maybe there is something in her DNA that could ease the blow? Or maybe... maybe since the time Kaitō Kid practically saved her life during this Sun Holo heist Aoko's rights and wrongs were not so strict any more? Could she tell anything about it to her father who had been suffering from midlife crisis? And how about her friend?

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    172,144
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    2,896
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    Starscream deals with the injuries Megatron’s left behind—and continues to.

    Skyfire can tells something’s wrong, and wants to help Starscream.

    The aftermath of ”REPENT”

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    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    131
    Kudos:
    265
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    31
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    “I know it’s rich coming from me, but I have to ask: do you trust me?”

    Lucifer paused in his step, pondered, played with his eyebrows when he realized the question is stupid. “How long have we known each other?”

    “He’s going to mock you, Charlie, and Lilith to get under your skin. He’s going to provoke you into violence. Just… do what I’d do out there.”

    “That’s devious.”

    Lelouch looked him in the eye. “You made me the Sin of Pride for a reason. Sins aren’t just the negative parts, right?”

    Lucifer grinned. “There’s virtue there, too.”

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    17
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    54
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    19
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    1,177
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    Welp! Gelatin has decided to invite Barf Bag over. In the span of 15 minutes, she comes out blood soaked. I'm sure nothing bad could've happened in that span of time.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Three teams. One flag. Absolutely no self-control.

    Percy, Annabeth, and Thalia turn Capture the Flag into a strategic disaster—featuring rivalry, bad decisions, dirty jokes, and one extremely questionable beaver.

    Pre–Titan’s Curse.

    Yes, the title is misleading. No regrets :)

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    655
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    The realms have merged, the Ninja are still presumed dead, and their team is still dysfunctional at best. Cole is with Geo and his other new friends, Pixal and Zane have gone off to explore the merged world, and the rest of them are at the Monastery.
    Amongst the monotone of life, there are reports of a tech thief. Arin urges for him and Lloyd to investigate it. They come across the thief, Lloyd and the kids. Low and behold, then they find the thief, it’s Harumi Jade, the ex-Quiet One. She introduces the fact that more sinistar forces are at work within the Merged world, which causes her to get dragged into the whirlwind of the Ninja team.
    Lloyd and Harumi won't talk about what's happened to them, the kids want to know who exactly Harumi is, and the dragons are suddenly sick.
    (For purposes, Lloyd and Harumi are 24/25 in this fic, and Sora and Arin are both 16.)

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    31,906
    Chapters:
    24/79
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2,763
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    I agree with Dryden, that "Marriage is a noble daring"—
    Samuel Johnson: Table Talk
    (Dorothy Sayers "Busman's Honeymoon")

    Gemma rebuilds M3gan with Tess and Cole's help a few weeks after the last battle in Xerox Park. Shenaningans (and a marriage proposal) ensue.

    Language:
    English
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    1,833
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,599
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    Bohemia, 1403.
    History remembers kings, and wars, and victories. It forgets the quiet things, the things that make humanity what it is.
    Henry of Skalitz has lost everything to fire and steel – his home, his family, his future. Taken into service at Pirkstein, he expects survival, not belonging. Certainly not love.
    Hans Capon has been raised to rule, shaped by expectation and watched by a world eager for his failure. He has learned to wear arrogance like armor and to hide the parts of himself that could destroy him.
    When their paths intertwine, neither expects what follows: a bond forged in shared grief, sharpened by loyalty, and tested by a world where love between men is not merely forbidden, but dangerous.
    As old enemies resurface, political pressure tightens, and war looms over Bohemia, Henry and Hans must decide what history will never record: how much they are willing to risk for the truth of each other.
    Because some stories are not written in chronicles or books.
    Some are written in stolen moments, quiet defiance, and love that survives between the lines.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    71,760
    Chapters:
    21/26
    Comments:
    130
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2,358
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    The seventh era of Coach Conversations has begun with an award show, newer mysteries, and all-new adventures. Where the previous era had left off, unexplained threads of fate and destiny tangled together in mundane and extraordinary ways. After all, lives must go on, even when things have become twisted, colorful, disorientingly confused... or despairing.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    96,906
    Chapters:
    49/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    263

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