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Demons and now Daedra, What's New? by A_random_Khajiit
Fandoms: Doom (Video Games), Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Elder Scrolls
22 Apr 2026
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This is gonna be my Classic Doom × Oblivion fic. I'm scared of people reading this shit, but I gotta man up lol. If you like it, yay. I just really thought it was time to start bringing my AU to life.
I USUALLY write while at school, but sometimes write at home. Usually, I release 1 chapter a week. It sometimes varies.
I ain't the best writer, and I put hella typos. Sometimes I don't even KNOW how I fuck up some words so bad. But it's better to do it badly than to just keep it in my head.
YES I am the first Doomguy x Glarthir shipper YES I'm proud of it! Bethesda should pull stupid bullshit and make it canon NOW lolll
BTW: I DO NOT USE AI TO WRITE THIS! I LIKE USING MY BRAIN! HALF OF THE SCENES IN THIS FIC I SPENT 5 MINUTES VIVIDLY IMAGINING!
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A flush crept up Brenna's face. She stuffed a bit of pheasant into her mouth, thinking as she chewed. ''I would rather like to kiss Merlin.''
''Merlin?'' Rosie giggled again, dark eyes sparkling as she exchanged a glance with Gilda.
''I know everyone says he's a fool,'' said Brenna. ''But he's sweet. And I fancy he'd be a nice kisser.''
''Oh, I'm sure he's a fine kisser.'' Rosie's smile was wicked. ''But you'd need an awful lot of luck to try and steal a kiss from that one. He only has eyes for the king.''
Or: The servants in the castle keep gossiping about Arthur and Merlin. After all, the two of them aren't exactly subtle.
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Nick and Charlie are not together anymore, splitting up after an argument before Nick started uni in Leeds. One drunken night, Nick gets a phone call that changes everything…
Or… the idiots in love trope set to an Olivia Rodrigo song nobody asked for but I wrote anyway 🤷🏻♀️
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Following the end of the movie, Cami and Martin's bond becomes even closer and deeper.
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Threesome in the Secret Refuge by Wr1t3rJames4
Fandoms: The Road to El Dorado (2000), Original Work
19 Apr 2026
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Like the river finding new paths, three young Pitz players, close as the earth and sky, discover a shared journey, their hearts beating as one with the rhythm of the wild.
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Going to see his classmate Ruby to work on homework together, Oscar is stopped by the fact that Ruby is in Vale with her parents, though he speaks with Yang, learning more about her, and her award winning melons...much to his embarrassment.
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Rattay council meeting, but Hans is on his last nerve when Henry decides to make an appearance. He just might keep it together. Maybe.
Or not.
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Stupid Smut by acrossthemultifandom, Alexis_Vale, Aliceemersonwrites2, Contra_Veritas, deja_ecrit, emmakwrites, Ivy_Wild, lexiegrimwood, Lovequill, Mmargoshka, Queen_of_Emeralds, Roawannae, scrappy1199, TheSlytherInked, Unfoggingthefuture, worldofkiki
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Apr 2026
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This is a game Lovequill came up with. Each writer is to write with a few sentences regarding smut - we tag the next writer until both Hermione and Draco have completed their mission.
I am warning you. The entire goal is to make it as cringy as possible... and funny as well. This is what happens when your favorite Dramione authors have a little extra time, the zoomies, and a group chat? Silly silly smut.
Summary: Hermione and Draco are married and things get a little WILD.
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♡ Victims of Death Eaters meet for a group therapy session. ♡
Craft Core: Euphemism
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Sunday watches Sparxie's stream, and a new rabbit-shroom appears in Sparkle's room.
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- Part 7 of SparkDay Week 2026
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After catching a glimpse of Chuuya naked, Dazai can't get the view or fantasies out of his head
So he does what any logical seventeen year old would do, he writes a fic all about his fantasies
NOTE - the aim of this fic is 'that bad it's funny' we're here for the silliness of a crack fic.
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Beef bridge vs anaconda? My dick is neither!! by ArtlessFault
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band)
21 Mar 2026
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Hao loudly exclaimed, “Oh my god, you weren’t kidding! That isn’t just a python anymore. It’s an actual anaconda!”
Hanbin resisted the urge to hide his face in his hands and shield his dick from Hao’s piercing eyes, which continued to ogle at his genitals. He whined, “I don’t know if I’d rather be called a 'beef bridge' or an 'anaconda,' but my penis isn’t a dangerous animal, hyung.”
Hao raised an eyebrow and said, “How could it not be when it looks like it’ll devour me, Sung Hanaconda?”
In which Hanbin's giant virgin dick might finally land in a giant hole.
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Seasons of Our Love by princeofwinterfell
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, House of the Dragon (TV), Game of Thrones (TV)
19 Mar 2026
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A series of snapshots into Jace and Cregan's romance through the seasons of their lives - spring, summer, autumn, and winter. Can be read as a standalone story, but it is technically set after my main Fix-It series, so there will be minor spoilers for those works.
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even once? by We_flew_on_wings_of_fire
Fandoms: Keeper of the Lost Cities Series - Shannon Messenger
15 Mar 2026
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Thus presently, a letter found its way to the Vacker and Diznee families.
“We invite your company to Eternalia on the third day of this month to discuss the marriages between Dex Diznee and Fitz Vacker. Your cooperation is expected and greatly appreciated.”
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- Part 2 of Fedex Week 2026
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Nick loves the sound of Judy's laughter. So much so that even as he's making her cry out in pleasure at the same time, he can't help but try all sorts of ways to make her giggle a little, too.
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Marcus, Ellie & Ali by Wr1t3rJames4
Fandoms: About a Boy (2002), About a Boy - Nick Hornby
13 Mar 2026
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During a vacation with his mom and Will in Cumbria, Marcus has a memorable experience with his friends Elli and Ali.
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Silver Spark and Laserblast talk about their preferred types of cars, but it might be a cover for something else. (Wink!)
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- English
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can you blow my whistle, baby? (here we go) by Adverb_Slut
Fandoms: The Freak Circus (Visual Novel)
10 Mar 2026
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You are trying to figure out how to whistle when Harlequin offers to show you how. His lesson proves to be titillating, really hot, and utterly useless, because, at the end of it, your jaws are utterly spent and you still have zero idea how to actually whistle.
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A Dream of Kur by Latin_Vs for St. Charles de Blois (Duke of Brittany 1319-1364AD)
Fandoms: Babylonian Religion, Christian Tradition Lore & Folklore, Sumerian Religion, No Fandom, Religion & Lore - Ambiguous Fandom
08 Mar 2026
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I once dreamt I was awoken, face-flat on the ground in the realm of Kur. In fact, I had been sleeping just before that. It occurred to me all at once that my whole day - my whole life, in fact - was just a half-lidded daydream, dreamt from this very spot in the Sumerian afterlife.
This is a recounting of, and commentary upon that dream.
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- 2,246
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Love You, Bro by Zuko_liz
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics), The Umbrella Academy (TV) RPF
06 Mar 2026
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Diego wasn't having a great time before finding the voicemail. Or during. But it's the after that sticks.
Luther tries to help by borrowing a page out of Klaus's book.
One misread label might change the tone up a bit.
Or: Eudora dying = Edibles!!!
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- Part 4 of Diego Hargreeves, The Angry Young Man