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    After watching endless amounts of Pay Per View, Star Wars movies, and chick flicks, the three original members of Team Free Will discover the wonders of Netflix.

    Now all they have to do is decide which show to watch.

    And they find out, well. There's just somethin' about Will Byers...

     

    ***Supernatural season 14, Stranger Things season 4 pt 2 (plus a little more)***

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    Welcome to Tri-Entertainment. A place where characters of videogames, TV cartoons, and movies come to pass their free time, outside of their own universes, without any language restriction. Join Mario and many other platformer mascots in an operation against Tommy and Charlie, two brats that want to rule over the Ville Game City, the videogame portion of Tri-Entertainment.

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    Tim is an art forger. There’s no other word for it. He fakes antiquities and sells them. It’s illegal, it’s immoral, and it’s a total secret.

    Tim has managed to avoid detection by his parents, their clients, the GCPD, Batman, INTERPOL, and, notably, Catwoman.

    This all comes apart one soggy week in April, when Gotham mafia boss Callum O'Gowan gets an artifact he purchased from the Drakes appraised. Enraged by the fraud, O'Gowan kidnaps Tim on his way home from school to get back at Jack and Janet, who are totally certain that they’ve sold a genuine, authentic necklace and don’t really understand why this unpleasant large man is yelling so much.

    In the aftermath, Tim struggles to keep his parents from discovering his lies, his neighbors from discovering his kidnapping, and his neighbors' alter egos from discovering his crimes.

    ~~~

    Meanwhile, Jason Todd has just met the funniest freshman at Gotham Academy who is also clearly the most-up-to-something freshman at Gotham Academy. Also, all of his bullies are avoiding him suddenly.

    Things get weirder.

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    Sixteen people connected with Hope's Peak Academy or the Ultimate Academy for Gifted Juveniles have come together to compete in the greatest game: Survivor.
    With Season One contestants Komaru and Ibuki returning to the game, will their prior experience be viewed as an asset, or a reason to send them out early?
    These castaways are going to have to battle the elements and each other in their quest for the title of Sole Survivor and the million dollars that go with it.
    Alliances will form.
    Friendships will break.
    And with the Despair Island twist being added to the game, everyone is going to have to step it up if they want a chance to make it to the final three and face the jury.

    39 Days. 16 People. 1 Survivor

    (Although this is a "Reupload", I also would consider it a "Remaster" - the later chapters had notable changes made for clarity and additional character moments inserted. Authors notes in each chapter clarify where significant changes have been made.)

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    Two dudes are trapped in a darkened mall. Rendered blind, they have to work in tandem, since they both have to rely on eachother to naviguate the place. And what a team they make..! Also they're gay but won't commit to their crushes. At least not without the threat of a violent and impedent death.

     

    A horror story? At the end of the day, you decide. But yeah, all the characters are my OCs, the story was supposed to be short but decided that's not the life it wanted and english is not my first language. Thank you in advance for reading! ♡

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    Months ago, Jiang Cheng had gone to Lan Wangji’s place to deal with something related to Wei Ying. As expected, they ended up arguing about how neither of them was good enough for their best friend. “You think you’re so perfect, huh?” Jiang Cheng remembers saying. “Not perfect. But better than you,” Wangji answered. It had turned into one of those charged confrontations where both parties insisted they’re better than the other–better friend, better kisser, better in… bed, apparently? (This was probably Jiang Cheng’s fault. He didn’t remember it, but it made sense.)

    Then someone said Prove it. I dare you.

    And suddenly they were kissing against the wall.

     

    Or the one where Wei Ying’s best friends, who apparently hated each other, started dating. Wei Ying is, unfortunately, very horny about it. (And also in love, but we don’t talk about that!)

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    Leolin Moonwatcher the elf and Theodek Trollbreath the dwarf enter the coffee shop and have duel of darts

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    Even if they're alpha and omega, even if they love and respect each other, Sirius knows that James is still his unattainable dream

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    NO1LIKEME and CB97 are famous rival DJs locked in an obsessive battle to outdo each other. Tensions come to a breaking point when Chan finally crosses the line and spreads a malicious rumour about Hongjoong, besmirching his reputation and costing him his biggest job of the summer.

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    Welcome to the Rujinu Alphabet challenge where we go through every letter of the alphabet and write a fun story for Rumi and Jinu and the crazy shenanigans that they deal with around Huntrix and The Saja Boys.

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    可悲吗?作为一个只在父母眼里存在了五年的孩子。

    抚摸着夏以昼的脸,他好像是这个家里仅剩的爱意。于是你疯狂地亲他,咬他,想把这浓烈的爱全部咽进自己的肚子里。

    ————

    父子长得很像,你给他取名叫夏晔,如昼之华,晔之旦,光明灿烂,莹盈闪耀。
     

     

    🍎⚠️设定避雷大注意:行文插叙倒叙非常多,姐弟真骨科,你比夏以昼大五岁左右。大刀,结局介于BE和HE之间(看大家个人解读);其他需要避雷的可以看tag。非常多私设,全篇几乎是在痛苦中寻求一丝丝爱和温情。

    在一个重男轻女的典型绩优主义东亚家庭里,似乎真的爱你的人只有他。但你被父母和环境长期逼迫,对夏以昼爱恨交缠,为了扰乱父母的筹谋甚至不惜和亲弟弟乱伦。

    “哥”在文章中心思细腻深沉,面对父母和你两个方向的角力常感到痛苦和不安,作为父母眼里传承家族的“香火”,他希望可以快速成长,以自己的能力保全你,在父母强加的的责任和对你的感情中找到平衡点。

    但你大他太多,永远领先他很多步——他似乎一直在看着你的背影奋力追逐。

    当他觉得自己终于能在一个平等的阶段和你对话时,你突如其来的婚讯让他终于失控了。

     

     

    ……

    《贺新郎·吾妻墓再别》

    径上白云叠。更那堪,寒禽声断,枯松风烈。阴恨阳仇空余几,一葬千钧吹雪。南窗听雨何人共?苦海咽声消余恨,空影簌簌梦幻身。卿伴吾,共陵阙。

    少年应许擎天愿。纵狂客、壮怀激荡,庙堂星列。诗赋歌篇今难作,满目碑文凝血。人间事,错怨天公。快马一时青云路,翠眉飞花落雨中。长夜永,断肠结。

    (有些地方平仄韵律不工整,但我很喜欢意境,还请大家不要苛责~😚

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    Okay, Curly will admit it. He is a die hard masochist and he's not personally one to look for love in a relationship. Especially when he's been pinning on the same bastard for years. Jimmy. His on and off roommate. Well, he could at least call him his friend. Best friend really.

    He's the only fucker who doesn't lie to him to sing his praises or keep him happy or even charm him. Heck, Curly is sure Jimmy hates his guts. But fuck does he want those angry eyes on him.

    Or.

    Curly asks Jimmy to beat him up and Jimmy is all to glad to do so. Curly wants a sex while Jimmy doesn't. A battle of wits and stubborn bastards is ahead.

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    5/?
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    Justo después de la batalla en China, Ranma internamente hace planes a futuro (incluyendo a Akane en su vida!) pero por algún motivo la personalidad de Ranma se ve afectada. Akane intenta averiguar la razón del cambio y accede a un trato con él. Pero lo que le complica las cosas a ella es que quiere mantener a raya sus esperanzas de amor correspondido.

    Incluye fanarts y animatica!
    Texto del fanfic completado, esperando imágenes y traducción para ir publicando.

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    Zeke Jaeger had been visiting you at work and made it his mission to push your buttons to the limit.

    OR

    Zeke makes it so painfully obvious that he’s trying to court you that you just skip over the formalities.

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    Tessa is a Weyland-Yutani synthetic built for ground operations: efficient, merciless, and loyal only to Mother. When her mission leads her to the remains of a failed expedition, she finds something unexpected—her cloned counterpart, Thia, a laboratory-designed synthetic… and the Yautja who has been protecting her. Dek is a Yautja stranded on a hostile world, wounded but unbroken. To Tessa, he is nothing more than an alien specimen—useful, dangerous, and disposable.

    After capturing Dek and reuniting with Thia, Tessa obeys her orders without hesitation: Thia is deactivated. The mission comes first. Always. With no interest in mercy and no fear of the creature in chains, Tessa begins a brutal process of interrogation and experimentation, determined to uncover everything she can about the Yautja species. Pain becomes language. Control becomes routine.

    But Genna is not a world that allows certainty. As Dek and Tessa are forced into proximity, lines begin to blur. Control shifts. Weaknesses are exposed. And the one who believed herself incapable of feeling may discover that obsession, hatred, and desire are far more closely linked than Mother ever programmed.

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    “It’s clearly something.” Collie counters, elbows on his thighs as he leans forward. “And seeing how you were pretty much gagging for me to hit you, I think I deserve an explanation.”

    “Fuck off, I wasn’t it’s just —” Gary starts up instinctively, words dying off when he remembers he doesn’t know how to explain as much as he just doesn’t want to. He swallows dryly. “Nice.” He finishes lamely. “It’s nice sometimes.”

    Collie is quiet, and then, “is it a sex thing?”

    “I’m going to kill you.” Gary says flatly, burying his face in his hands.

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    After a run-in with the Autobots, Knockout complains to Breakdown about his paint job.

    As Breakdown helps with his injuries, they both get a little.. distracted.

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    My Captain finds herself thrust into the Settled Systems in the year 2330 from a most unlikely homeworld: Earth of 2025. A bizarre confluence of physical forces crashes a chopper that departed a Washington state naval base, in the blink of an eye, into a swamp on Jemison in the Alpha Centauri system more than 300 years later. Lilu finds herself in now beginning a new life as a miner with Argos Extractors, under United Colonies supervision, when she's plunged into the hunt for the Artifacts with Constellation. She meets the man, quite literally, of her dreams in Sam Coe, a former Freestar Ranger turned explorer. But the fairy tale ending is anywhere but close, because Lilu is no princess. She's a hardened soldier from a different life. Constellation and the Settled Systems won't know what to make of her. Neither will Sam. Lilu has a lot of painful trauma to overcome and Sam isn't lacking in baggage himself. Our time traveler might just find love and healing in this new frontier. If everyone will just give her a fighting chance, the difference she could make could tip the balance towards Constellation's success. If they get in her way, they risk their own peril.

    No generative AI text or images used in this fan fiction.

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    214,149
    Chapters:
    18/?
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    26
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    6
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    Bram the warlock enters the coffee shop and argues with Magnus the wizard

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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