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Golden Delicious by nightflower_panda
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Sword & Shield | Pokemon Sword & Shield Versions
06 Jan 2026
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It's the latest in romantic gestures - the old Galarian legend: give the person you like an Applin and you'll be together forever.
It's the latest in Raihan's major causes of stress - he hates all the attention the Applin rumour is getting.
...Raihan is also a giant hypocrite.
(Raihan's other major cause of stress? Leon. With Raihan, everything in his life always comes back to Leon.)
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Who, What, and Wenclair (2026) by Achromatophoria
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
06 Jan 2026
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Welcome to the inedibly incorrect (and occasionally inappropriate) Wenclair for 2026. Expect a daily dose of inane humor, with a little something extra on Sundays and Wednesdays.
Contents include bountifully bad puns, (im)mature humor, Enid and Wednesday being idiots in love, Agnes’ meddling as their pseudo-daughter, Bianca’s continued exasperation, and more.
Note: Sundays are a compilation of 5 shorts.
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- Part 4 of Who, What, and Wenclair
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I Lost a Bet With Satan and Made This by Certified_Mechanophile
Fandoms: Cars (Pixar Movies), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
06 Jan 2026
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I really don’t know what to say other than I decided to make my fictional crushes fuck in a very non sexy way, enjoy?
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- English
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- 573
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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The Raphael Paradox DRAFT by Same_Difference
Fandoms: Christian Bible, Abrahamic Religions, Original Work
06 Jan 2026
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When one of his most powerful demons disappears in a human city, Lucifer is forced to make an unplanned trip to earth to find them. This should be in and out, find the idiot and haul them back to the underworld.
The Archangel Gabriel was trying to take the night off, but when she runs into an old enemy, she's not opposed to some unplanned demon hunting.
Things get complicated when they realize they're looking for the same person.Series
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Between the bowling alley wine, a creepy guy hitting on her and a precocious seven year old, this Darts Night has gone haywire.
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- Part 2 of With a Little Help from My Friends
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Frostbitten by Raminoodles
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Jan 2026
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All Shouto Todoroki wanted was to change the way vampire society worked. He did not enjoy the idea of hunting down humans in order to survive. He understood human blood was essential and offered an idea of negotiations with the human race so created places where humans could donate blood or if the human so chooses to allow themselves to become food for the vampires. Of course not all his kind shared his ideas. Some vampires believed humans were born just to be hunted. The head council decided to allow Shouto a chance to try his method. They too wanted peace with the humans. Shouto soon came to realize that his actions would come with a heavy price and his vampire heart froze over.
Izuku Midoriya, a 22 year old Culinary graduate, ready to move on from his past. He is an in denial alcoholic who told himself he only drinks to make the nightmares go away, or was it to forget something he lost? Izuku recently got a job offer in a rather large city far north from his small town, as a night time baker at the biggest hospital in the area. Little did the green headed cinnamon bun know, Spilling his drink on the wealthiest vampire in the city would change his life forever. Or could it have been the weird scent he gave off? -
Multi-Fandom Quick Smut by STIKER123
Fandoms: Multi-Fandom, Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime), Original Work, 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Guilty Gear (Video Games), 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney, Dangan Ronpa Series, Marvel, Marvel Rivals (Video Game), Marvel 616, 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Manga), Stardew Valley (Video Game), 閃乱カグラ | Senran Kagura, この素晴らしい世界に祝福を! | KonoSuba: God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! (Anime & Manga), Persona 5, Persona Series, Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel)
05 Jan 2026
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Short stories that quickly transition into smut.
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格雷格在嗑药，艾利克斯在打针，这个世界有极大的问题，但无所谓我们如何想。
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Pun-expected Scares by Loveathasminfic for Doctorinblue
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
04 Jan 2026
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Yaz is just minding her own business, when the Doctor suddenly appears in increasingly more unexpected places to tell puns!
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“Ahhhhhhh!”
“Hiya, Yaz!”
“What are you doing here?!”
“Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?”
“Erm, no.”
“Well, I heard the food was good, but it had no atmosphere.”
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Nuts and Knots by ShuraShares
Fandoms: The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl (Marvel Comics), Marvel, Marvel Rivals (Video Game)
04 Jan 2026
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Doreen Green, The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, enjoys a play session at her local ‘Escape Room’ entertainment facility whose rooms come with kinky twists! The one she's chosen in particular comes (and cums) with a particularly 'Knotty and Nutty' surprise in the form of a rubber dildo mounted to the wall. One that bears, or perhaps 'dogs,' a big, thick, ball of rubber near its base. The objective of said escape room proves to be a real Mouthful for the Nut-Loving Squirrel Girl as she takes it for the wildest ride of her life! Or, perhaps, it would be more accurate to say that IT takes HER on said ride?
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Shrimpo HATES EVERYTHING.
... almost.
One dumb stupid fishbowl makes him begin to question everything and he HATES questioning things. He's supposed to know everything, after all.
Of course, he doesn't quite understand how feelings work, nor why he feels so strange around said fishbowl.Meanwhile, Finn is simply wrestling with wanting to befriend an angry shrimp who probably hates him. Ah, oh whale, it's worth a shot!
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Le Zodiaque by Phedrelia
Fandoms: 聖闘士星矢 | Saint Seiya Series, 聖闘士星矢 | Saint Seiya (Manga & Anime 1986)
04 Jan 2026
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Nous sommes en 1992, tout le monde a été ressuscité par le Dieu des Dieux et Zeus, en échange de cet acte de bonté générale, impose la paix universelle pendant au moins mille ans. Problème : les Chevaliers, Marinas et autres Spectres s'ennuient. Alors les Dieux vont devoir trouver une solution.
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Equine Troubles by ASunflowerRaccoon
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Pathfinder (Roleplaying Game)
04 Jan 2026
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Your average adventuring party thought the adventure would be simple, kill an evil wizard and make some coin. Unfortunately for the party's cleric, he had one last nasty trick up his sleeve even in defeat.
[This is a commissioned work of an original story concept by Ash_and_Elle on Fur Affinity.]
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- English
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- 4,768
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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Reader is a lawyer who was looking for a cheap room for rent. After Papyrus left to study abroad for culinary arts, Sans was down to let her stay in his brother’s room for a fair price. They both have a great roommate relationship; they don’t know each other that well yet, but Sans makes her laugh.
One day, she walks inside the apartment, wondering if she was seeing double or if there were two identical skeletons in the middle of the living room.
Yeah, a second roommate was never mentioned on the lease.Series
- Part 1 of Three idiots
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Hook And Line by myomantic
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie 2023)
04 Jan 2026
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“You see, we are the same yet different. Equals and opposites. Parallels that somehow also intersect, again and again. That kind of thing doesn't just happen, Mike. It’s rare. And that’s why you’re here. I’m not going to let a rivalry like this go to waste.”
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Michael abducts Mike to show him that they're a perfect match. Destined rivals and lovers with absolute chemistry.
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- Part 2 of Mike x2 Stories
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The Conjuration Wizard by dustor7689
Fandoms: Pathfinder (Roleplaying Game), My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), My Little Pony, pathfinder 1e
03 Jan 2026
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After a long session of Pathfinder 1E with the boys and watching the first two episodes of MLP for the first time, Sebastian Hilam gets sucked into the body of his first Pathfinder character, a conjuration wizard named Meridin, and thrown into Equestria right before Nightmare Moon's defeat.
At least Sebastian has his familiar, Aldin, and gets to be a wizard. So I guess it's not that bad of a time for him.
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(Underfell) Frisk, Sans, and Papyrus have a conversation about stars, lasagna, and puns by Sans' station.
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"“I used to climb up the mountain at night, and I’d sit there, picking out the different stars in the sky.”"
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A hungry college student named Stolas finds empty restaurant run by Blitzø, and he decides to do something about it.
Spoiler Alert: Stolas can't boil water.
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Santa Tell Me, Are You Really There? by SnorlaxFanGirl for StellarKinks
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Jan 2026
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Angel's all dolled up for the holidays and after the busy day he had at work, all he wants to do is spend time with his boyfriend and celebrate their first Christmas together as a couple. Unfortunately, it seems like his holiday spirits aren't meant to be when said boyfriend is seemingly ignoring his texts and some creep wants him to jingle his bells.
Bah humbug.
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Chasing The Dragon by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
02 Jan 2026
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In the eyes of the unsuspecting individual, Saki Arciere appears to be just like any other woman residing in Rito Village. She's a doting mother, a loving (albeit fussy) wife and a talented cook, alongside many other roles. Unbeknownst to her husband, however, Saki is also the mastermind behind a high-profile drug smuggling operation in ranks with the Yiga Clan. One slip up? She's done for. So when a shipment worth a great deal arrives for Saki and her couriers, they'll do whatever it takes to ensure they can deliver it to their wealthy client.