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Eren coloca sua arma de volta no ombro - Só não a deixem... desconfortável e respeitem espaço e tal - dessa vez ele olhou diretamente para os olhos de Jean - E isso vale pros dois viu.
- Por mim tudo bem - ao invés de se sentir ameaçado, Jean riu - Gêmea é? - ele se sentou na bancada com sua refeição em mãos - Se ela for parecida com você, nem se preocupa com o charme de ninguém.
Desta vez, o chicote culinário de Eren acertou ele na nuca - Bom saber.
Jean e Aria se encontraram pela primeira vez em um momento infortúnio, envolvendo acidentes de bebida alcoólica sobre globos oculares. Ambos achando que o resultado daquilo era só mais um encontro temporário acalorado como é de se esperar em um mundo de relações passageiras que estavam habituados. Apenas não esperavam nem um pouco que em questão de um curto tempo se encontrariam de novo.
Só que desta vez vivendo sobre o mesmo teto.
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Shedletsky: @007n7 wake up burger man- 1 user is online
007n7: ??
Shedletsky: be a sentinel and I'll be a survivalist
007n7: I'm pretty sure we can't do that even if I wanted to
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Chance: LMAO loser
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---------------Uhh just a random Chatfic im doing for funsies
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Gary Barkovitch makes fun of Rank’s name.
Rank does more than try to ignore the boy. He actually shit-talks back.
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Missing Person Misadventures! by sugarjellybean
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
06 Jan 2026
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This takes place somewhere after ep2 and before ep7 so they’re getting closer to each other but still haven’t had the craziness of ep7 yet.
An adventure for Pomni, Ragatha, and Gangle! They’re whisked away to a maze with a so called missing person who they must find. This is not a huge reference to The Shining, just little jokes and a similar atmosphere in the adventure.
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Meeting the Armada by GalWithTypewriter
Fandoms: Buzz Lightyear of Star Command (Cartoon)
06 Jan 2026
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It's become a biweekly occurence that Elise needs to... "escape" for a bit. Preferably in the arms of a man or woman, she's not being picky. And since Tinder is not a thing in the future, she'll have to revert back to the 'old fashioned way'...
Hijinks ensue when she meets a dude who keeps calling her "Sweetheart" and has a very interesting silver button on his chest.Series
- Part 2 of Friskeh Times - NSFW blosc
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Le goût des choses, ou Noël à Troussalet by NerprunEnChicane for Fenouil, StandbyProject
Fandoms: Blake et Mortimer | Blake and Mortimer
06 Jan 2026
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Fêter Noël? Ça ne signifiait rien.
Ou du moins c’était comme ça que le professeur Miloch l’avait toujours envisagé. Et c’était pour ça qu’il avait toujours ignoré la date, plongé dans sa solitude et dans son travail.
…Ça, jusqu’au jour où on avait décidé de l’arracher à sa routine contre son gré.
(Se passe avant SOS Météores)
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Peut-être que nous aurions dû aller dans ma chambre by Stygi0_medusa
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
06 Jan 2026
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Plus tôt dans la soirée, Papyrus était parti rejoindre Undyne, pour suivre un cours de cuisine. Bien que Toriel doive avouer se sentir dubitative à l’idée qu’Undyne - celle qui cassait tout ce qui lui tombait sous la main - et Papyrus - celui pouvait mettre le feu au chalet en préparant une salade composée - puisse cuisiner ensemble, ce n’était pas la raison de ses tracas.
Non, la vraie raison était qu’ils étaient seuls, rien que tous les deux.
Et Toriel voulait faire quelque chose. Un tout petit quelque chose. Peut-être un baiser. Un minuscule baiser. Rien de plus. C’est tout ce qu’elle demandait, une once d’intimité avec son amant. Elle ne serait pas contre quelque chose de plus, mais dans sa situation, elle se contenterait de peu.
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Deux versions d'une même histoires, une datant de 2026, l'autre de 2024
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wheeler: I’m gonna eat your butt
they’re all gay and hate themselves
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- Part 1 of chatfic
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Just a bunch of Incorrect quotes!!
In this Tak and Zim are around the same ages as Dib and Gaz because I believe the Irken Empire doesn't care about the ages of the Irkens they send on missions, therefore Zim is Dib's age and Tak is Gaz's age.
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"Unlike you mortals, we, the divine, do not return," Nabu Malikata replied, her voice now a mere breath across their thoughts, yet clear as a bell. "We bloom but once, and then our bloom fades forever."
"But isn't Kaveh...?" Alhaitham began, the pieces starting to click into place, a chilling realization dawning on his face.
"My reincarnation, yes," the Goddess confirmed, the sadness in her voice deepening, "And that is where the tapestry of fate began to fray. His birth in this world was a mistake, a ripple in the calm waters of destiny."
"What...?" Cyno breathed, the word caught in his throat.
"The Heavenly Principles did not favor this. He became a torn page in their book," Nabu Malikata explained, a profound sorrow now lacing her every word, like wilting petals. "Why else do you think that his life was so full of unfortunate events?"
WE'RE BACK BABYY!!!
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The Journal Of Teenage God by MasterlordOfWorlds
Fandoms: Original Work, No Fandom, Real Person Fiction
05 Jan 2026
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This is a real and true story of my life. I will be in depth on my life, but I will change the name of everyone and everything including me. Everything except America will be change basically. Take the events as true, but not the name details. Human descriptions will be accurate.
This is essentially a blog. I suck at commiting to diaries and journals so if you find this 5 months after its last update and there's only 6 chapters, just leave a comment to get my attention.
The first few chapters will be an establishment of who I am basically. I hope to keep this going.
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Bunch of youngsters texting i guess
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All The World’s a Stage by LLN3dseestheLight
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Stranger Things: The First Shadow - Trefry
05 Jan 2026
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The Party and half of Hawkins wake up in a strange theater. And end up watching the future, for others, the past. And they learn that some people are not who they thought they were. Or (the not-so-cliché of the characters from the show watching the show).
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- Part 1 of To Defeat Venca
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~Got me Workin’ up an Appetite by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Jan 2026
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"Welcome back, dear sinners! Our braised rabbit is ready for the next step, so let's *hop* to it!" Vox's bright, charismatic voice fills the studio once more, and he takes a rather lewd-looking hop over to the skillet with an exaggerated thrust of his hips and pump of both fists.
He allows the camera to take a moment to zoom in on the simmering meat and wafts his hand over it, bringing the scent up toward his screen. "Can ya smell what Vox is cooking? Cause I can, and trust me, it's fucking delicious!"
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- Part 55 of Carrots & Potatoes
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I Come Alive When I Hear Your Voice by ChaoticV
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band), One Direction (Band)
05 Jan 2026
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After some news comes out regarding one of the One Direction boy's love lives, things start to shift in Adie's world...and it might end up causing an even bigger stir than she had hoped.
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- Part 4 of THE 5TH SECOND
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Barbie has been weedling at Blitzø to come meet her new friend, some girl in her class. So Blitzø does and promptly is swept up in an intense crush. He just needs to end his already-dead relationship with Verosika (who highkey wants his sister, whatever) and figure out what has Stolas so cagey first.
Or: a genderbend, university au with lots of silly misunderstandings and assumptions.
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Come inside and talk to me by Petal_words
Fandoms: Disventure Camp | Campamento desventura (Web Series)
04 Jan 2026
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Jake relapses in self harm, and soon after he has sex with Aiden.
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We got isekai’d into anime Disney and all we got was this dumb t-shirt by hermit_frankster09, Rubberducky22_67
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Twisted Wonderland - Fandom
04 Jan 2026
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Kaylee and Frankie are your basic teenage best friends: stupid, unserious, and in need of therapy. That need for therapy grows after they find themselves in a strange world after being ran over by a carriage. Suddenly, they find themselves in a school apparently for young magicians, in a world they are not part of. With no way back home, these dumbasses with no filter whatsoever must find their way home, while also unfortunately still having to suffer through school. Did they mention it was all men? Disgusting.
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“No fucking way…” Kaylee whispered loudly, looking distraught at the space around them and its strange attributes. “…I think we accidentally joined a cult or some shit.”
“No shit, dummy. There’s fucking coffins everywhere.” Frankie retorted back, narrowing her eyes as she whipped her head in her friend's direction.
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Chapter 1-?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~P.S: this is just a joke fic me and my friend made 💔 don’t cancel us gang
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Before Fontaine, there was Sumeru—silent mornings, sharp banter, and one reckless night neither Kaveh nor Alhaitham can forget. Between Mehrak’s ill-timed beeps, Cyno’s jokes, and Tighnari’s sixth sense, their arguments only get louder—and the silence, heavier.
They call it a mistake. They pretend nothing happened—easier said than done…Series
- Part 1 of Achitect's World
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Tony's Superhero Daily by froglee2598
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Marvel, Iron Man (Comics), Avengers (Comics), Mravel, Secret Avengers, New Avengers (Comics), Dark Avengers (Comic)
04 Jan 2026
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If being a superhero was as simple as “find bad guys and punch them,” life would be much easier for Tony. Tony saved the past, but not the future. The secret of Iron Man's true identity is in danger of being exposed, his company is facing a new crisis, the Avengers are on the verge of collapse, and his relationship with Steve is not easy to maintain... The daily life of a superhero is like an endless task, even after passing one level, there will always be another.
This story is the third installment in the "Not Just Tony" series, continuing the main plot while featuring independent story units.Series
- Part 3 of Not Just Tony