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    Seokmin accidentally buys what he thinks is a blanket from an antique shop, only to discover it is an invisibility cloak. What begins as curiosity quickly turns into mischief when he decides to use it to prank his lovely boyfriend, Joshua, knowing their relationship thrives on playful bickering.

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    Separated from Sakura and Syaoran in a world where fish swim through the air and whales fly, Kurogane and Fye have no choice but to search together. A curious place, strange feelings, and Mokona has truly terrible timing.

    Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle and its characters are the property of CLAMP and Kodansha. This story is a non-commercial fan work, written out of love for the original. No copyright infringement is intended.

    All original narrative and creative elements are my own. © Asandril, 2008-2026.

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    Kaveh accepts a project that is easy to accomplish and offers great pay. In hindsight, it was obvious that it was going to turn out this way, but Kaveh told himself he could deny it if it turned out to be shady.

    And it did, because he didn't want to end up ten centimeters tall.

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    Séparés de Sakura et Shaolan dans un monde où des poissons nagent dans les airs et des baleines volent, Kurogané et Fye n'ont d'autre choix que de chercher ensemble. Endroit curieux, sentiments étranges, et Mokona tombe vraiment très mal.

    Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle et ses personnages sont la propriété de CLAMP et Kodansha. Cette histoire est une œuvre de fan non commerciale, écrite par amour pour l'œuvre originale. Aucune violation de droits d'auteur n'est intentionnelle.

    Tous les éléments narratifs et créatifs originaux m'appartiennent. © Asandril, 2008-2026.

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    An AU where Sirius is stolen and raised by Andromeda, and doesn't know who his real family is, or that he has a brother. When he finally goes to Hogwarts, his past starts to unravel before him.

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    Gaz knows Ghost has feelings for Soap and doesn't want him to be led on, so with the best of intentions, he decides to let him down easy himself.

    It doesn't go as expected.

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    My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
    My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
    The more I have, for both are infinite.

    (William Shakespears)

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    Percy was having a great time relaxing in the cafe when loud chatter drew his attention.

    They walked to his table and sat down, face straight.

    The people who were sitting infront of him was his brother triton, who lost the usual green tinge to his skin and a normal guy with brown curls and acne.

    "What now?" Percy scowled, "Quest? Find the lost Chariot? Trident? The whole freaking sun got misplaced and you need me to find it? What do you want?" he spat.

    They burst out laughing, "I think we won immediately!"

    . . . . .

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    The olympians were so bored that they’ve started a bet! Sending their own children down to see who can annoy Percy Jackson the fastest. That should be easy! Representing the sky is the golden son of Zeus, Apollo. Representing the sea is Triton. And undertaking this task involves turning into a mortal!

    Apollo volunteered, because why not? He had fun as Lester! However, Triton grew stormy.

    Oh Hades is just here to enjoy the show...

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    It's snowing! Somehow. Who gaf.

    The trio goes to play in the snow!

     

    Drinking game! Take a shot every time I use italics in probably the wrong way (Liver failure)

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    "You are disgusting-!" Alastor cries hysterically, waving his hands around and trying to get away. He almost falls backward off the bar stool. "You are absolutely disgusting. Get the fuck away from me, good lord."

    "Oh I see how it is!" Charlie throws her arms up. "I get it! So when you wanna gore me with your antlers and drink my blood and all that kinky shit, it's sooo hot and sexy!"

    Alastor cries harder, trapped somewhere between absolutely horrified and laughing so hard he dislocates a rib. "Uhhh- please, stop it-"

    "But when I say that I want to pair the aged cheese from your unwashed dick, with some nice wine, and have myself a little self-care snack, suddenly-!" Charlie stomps away in outrage. "Suddenly-! I'm the unreasonable pervert. Okay. Sure. I get it. We're kinkshaming now, sure, cool."

    Angel squints over the lobby couch like he's a soldier trying to avoid enemy eyeline. "What tha' fuck is goin' on ova' there?!"

    ~

    Random scenes that are almost exclusively stupid dick jokes that may or may not one day grow...into a whole fic. Gasp.
    Lot of dark comedy with dead dove elements

    Ft ideas like: Biohazard fetishes and Alastor cutting his pussy lip while shaving

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    Literally just gibberish

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    “Sometimes, there’s this one mech you let get away.” Rodimus chewed on the inside of his intake instead. Screw this, and screw how corny in eloquence it was going to sound. If he said anything like this to Megatron, he’d blow his transfluid tank on the spot.

    Rodimus never got over how he treated Drift when he was getting worse, and sending him away lingers like poison in his fuel lines. He and Swerve fell into a comfortable talking routine late into the days, alone. He’d rehearsed telling somebody about his love for Drift before, but Swerve?

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    "An non existent school, classroom of another dimension, a strange phone varying of various different mechanics, this is merely a story of who happened to survive in the endless torture that this is."

    (THIS WORK IS THE REVAMPED VERSION OF 'HELL CINEMA', WITH MUCH DIFFERENT CONTENTS AND STORY HOWEVER THERE WILL BE OLD CHARACTERS REAPPEARING BUT ALSO NEW ONES)

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    ^It can solve some things, though
    Make up sex after a short term break

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    An impossible group of friends are born into a war that Nightwing powers could not foresee. What could they possibly accomplish in world that barely knows they exist? Do they even have a destiny?

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    its april fools day and ilya takes full advantage of it. ft. hayden being absolutely clueless and marleau being a supportive baddie

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    Wendy held herself throughout the speech, the most confident she's ever been. During the hardest parts, her eyes would flit back to indigo and it would ground her in a way it always did. Even though questions wrestled her mind throughout, Wendy couldn't help but be amused that out of all the speeches she's given throughout her time as a Harvard scholar, Stan Marsh decided to attend the one about gender pay gap.

    And it was probably the first time it occurred to her that Stan was just as different as she was, at twenty-two years old.

    Or—

    A long distance breakup after graduating high-school, Stan and Wendy are off on different paths. Three years later, Stan randomly shows up to one of Wendy's scholar speeches and Wendy is insanely swooned

    Inspired by All My Love, a Noah Kahan song.

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    When the new teacher arrives at Walkerville High, Gumball and Carlos having a great idea to prank Howl.

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    “They’re saying your buddy might be gay.”
    That makes Ilya stop, his resolve shifting for the good part of a minute, staring at where the others are deep into the arguing. When he glances back, Marlow has his bottom lip between his teeth, fighting back amusement, maybe.
    “Hundred bucks you can bed him.”
    The commotion grows, people start pushing each other, which makes Hollander step up, at last, always as if he were the voice of reason. It’s rather fun to witness the clean punch he accidentally receives to his cheekbone instead of Pike, how a chorus of ‘oofs’ can be heard as havoc bursts.
    Ilya smiles.
    “Hundred and fifty I can bed him and get him to quit.”

     

    Or: Ilya Rozanov bets he can get his rival Shane Hollander to quit their team by charming him, not taking into consideration how minds can certainly change. Also, it's the 80s and they're all in frats.

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    For obvious reasons, I picked up a tiny Loki action figure from Thor a couple years before I started posting these; in January 2014, I came across a tiny Thor to keep him company. I immediately took a couple stupid pictures of them and then I just...kept doing that, with increasingly elaborate captions and situations, because I really enjoy my stupid pictures and other people have been enjoying them too. I picked up a couple more Lokis and some other MCU action figures too, and sometimes completely unrelated action figures join in (I add tags as they become relevant). The first 60ish chapters are reposts of existing pictures; now that I've got all of those up, I'm just updating when I actually post new photos. Suggestions/ideas are always welcome!

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