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    "An non existent school, classroom of another dimension, a strange phone varying of various different mechanics, this is merely a story of who happened to survive in the endless torture that this is."

    (THIS WORK IS THE REVAMPED VERSION OF 'HELL CINEMA', WITH MUCH DIFFERENT CONTENTS AND STORY HOWEVER THERE WILL BE OLD CHARACTERS REAPPEARING BUT ALSO NEW ONES)

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    For obvious reasons, I picked up a tiny Loki action figure from Thor a couple years before I started posting these; in January 2014, I came across a tiny Thor to keep him company. I immediately took a couple stupid pictures of them and then I just...kept doing that, with increasingly elaborate captions and situations, because I really enjoy my stupid pictures and other people have been enjoying them too. I picked up a couple more Lokis and some other MCU action figures too, and sometimes completely unrelated action figures join in (I add tags as they become relevant). The first 60ish chapters are reposts of existing pictures; now that I've got all of those up, I'm just updating when I actually post new photos. Suggestions/ideas are always welcome!

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    An impossible group of friends are born into a war that Nightwing powers could not foresee. What could they possibly accomplish in world that barely knows they exist? Do they even have a destiny?

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    I bit back a curse.

    I couldn't give them my real name; it was too jarringly human. So jarringly human, in fact, that it appeared in The History of the Underground — in the chapter on the war — borne by one of the Mages who had sealed away the monsters.

    No decent, loving parent down here would inflict a name like that on their child.

    "Quiet!" I panicked. It was the first word that came to mind. "C-call me Quiet."

    "Pleasure to meet you, Quiet," said Doggo politely, gazing somewhere in the general direction of my face — or rather, the impenetrable darkness concealing it. He discarded a card. "Wonderful to finally see someone new… I'm afraid, however, that you've arrived at the worst possible moment."

    "Meaning?"

    To my left, Dogamy leaned lower over the table, while Greater Dog flattened his ears and let out a quiet whimper.

    "A human has appeared in Snowdin Forest."

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    Powstrzymałem przekleństwo.

    Nie mogłem im podać swojego prawdziwego imienia; było po prostu rażąco ludzkie. Tak rażąco, że pojawiło się nawet w Historii Podziemia, w rozdziale opisującym dzieje wojny; nosił je jeden z pieczętujących potwory Magów.

    Tutaj żaden normalny, kochający rodzic nie skrzywdziłby swojego dziecka takim imieniem.

    - Quiet! - Spanikowałem. To było pierwsze słowo, które przyszło mi na myśl. - M-mów mi Quiet.

    - Dobrze cię poznać, Quiet - powiedział Doggo uprzejmie, spoglądając gdzieś z grubsza w stronę mojej twarzy… albo raczej nieprzeniknionej ciemności, która ją skrywała. Wyrzucił kartę. - Wspaniale zobaczyć wreszcie kogoś nowego… obawiam się jednak, że przybyłeś tu w najgorszym możliwym momencie.

    - To znaczy?

    Po mojej lewej Dogamy pochylił się niżej nad stołem, a Duży położył po sobie uszy i wydał z siebie ciche skomlenie.

    - W Lesie Snowdin pojawił się człowiek.

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    Itoshi Rin’s shitty Bluelock harem

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    Mira makes the mistake of leaving her phone on the kitchen counter and Zoey decides to prank her by changing her phone passcode to ILOVEABBY25.

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    The inconveniences are minor, and the customers are merely annoying at their worst. Charlie knows, by now, how to respond to the inquiry as to whether eggs can be omitted from an omelet order (no, they cannot), the gripe about how “well-done” is inedible carbon (sorry!), and the very frequent why don’t you serve pizza more often? (because this isn’t Pizza Hut).

    But the one person Charlie absolutely cannot abide the company of – is the Director.

    Because Broderick Northmoor is an asshole.

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    Studying time with their friends, and Daotok is fully prepared for the teasing. He's not embarrassed in the slightest though for two reasons. One, he got everything he wanted and more. Two, he has dirt on his friends that will turn their study night into a gossip session in seconds.

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    Welcome to what is now just the AU on Crack so there's no real plot development but side stories I guess
    And they say fuck a lot so bonus points!

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    The last thing Taylor expected was that the prank ritual performed at the ΣΚΒ fraternity’s final ceremony would actually summon a sexy, sassy, sensual succubus… and transform him instead! Will he give in to his lustful urges? Can he turn back to normal? Will he discover the truth behind his metamorphosis? The Hell Week takes on a whole new, spicy meaning!


    “Are you implying you’re some kind of catastrophe?” Jacques hissed with a snort, though a slight tremor twisted her face.

     

    “Yes, Jacqueline, I am a 🤬 unstoppable force of nature,” the succubus explained with a smug smile that was somewhat marred by the awkward positioning of the handcuffs. “I was there when the first caveman started jerking off with one hand and then using it to paint on the walls. And I’ll be there when the first astronaut to Mars decides to play five-on-one.”

     

    “Now that’s a good slogan,” Taylor uttered humorously from inside the succubus’s head as she watched the exchange between the two women, helpless to do anything to stop it.

     

    “I’ll slap this damn spawn of hell!” Jacques jumped, infuriated by the succubus’s words.


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    Maëlle is a paramedic with a dead phone and no intention of becoming anyone’s bride.

    Boromir is Gondor’s war-captain: all honour, grim destiny, and unbearable height. Maëlle mostly thinks he's an overgrown bastard with a sword.

    Forced into marriage by politics, prophecy, and one spectacularly dickheaded father, they must learn to stand together before Gondor tears itself apart.

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    {Set in the Third Age}

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    Y/N and Juliet are just your average high schoolers, and they are JUST friends. Right? RIGHT? What trouble could they possibly get into?

    OR

    A silly little fanfic my friend and I made about my classmate and Y/N. This is just for fun and it’s not supposed to be super long. It’s actually kind of short and rushed. Nevertheless, we still put effort into it!

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    Опинившись у темному лісі, Сонік усвідомлює, що він забув, як саме сюди потрапив. Він тут для того, щоб урятувати світ, а тому мусить зробити неможливе — убити безсмертного. Принаймні так таємничий голос йому підказує. Хто б міг подумати, що в історії з кінцем світу вкотре замішаний заклятий суперник Соніка, їжак Шедов.

    Коли їх обох зачиняють у підвалі старої хатини, перед ними постає суворий вибір. Хтось із них обов'язково має померти. Без виключень. Лише на мить Сонік втрачає пильність, і Шедов уже йому до горла приставляє ніж. Тоді в його голові виникає купа запитань. А чи справді це той Шедов, якого він знає? Хто і навіщо їх тут тримає? Кому слід вірити? І чи його власне тіло досі йому належить?

    Зрозуміло тільки одне: їжаки повинні розірвати цей порочний ланцюг із крові та смертей і знайти вихід за всяку ціну.

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    In your desperation to get away from you old life, you accidentally sneak aboard Buggy's ship. Time to bullshit your way out of it...and try not to die. Or fall in love.

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    In the Northern Wilds of Middle-Earth, conflict between a sour-faced Elvenking and a foul-mouthed Beorning cause a certain golden-haired Elf to intervene.

    Tensions ensue.

    And so does a rather complicated love story.

    *

    {Set in the Third Age}

    NOW COMPLETE

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    Story a day for April, mostly slice of life, a lot of OCs. So far: April Fools with Alexa and Doug; more Doug with a lot of Crosses (5 chapters). Tatsu and family, Irina goes shopping. Multi chapter (9-21) with Irina and Gwin and only one bed. And Frye, who licks a rock.

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    “What if I was a monkey?”
    A tentative smile showed up on Monkey King's face. “...You want to use your monkey form?”
    “Yeah. Think I wanna try and train with it, explore stuff... take it for a spin, you know?”

    As usual, MK trains and hangs out with Monkey King around Flower Fruit Mountain and its landmarks. What is less usual is doing so in his monkey form, and getting to learn a little bit more about his mentor and his past along the way.

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    !!! UPDATES EVERY DAY !!!

    This is the story of a monster.
    The story of a girl who does not know who she is, or who she is meant to be. A tale in which two monsters fall in love and learn to step beyond their own shadows. But the wizarding world would not be the wizarding world if a new and dangerous enemy did not appear.

    At the same time, this is the story of a snake trying to bring down the king of beasts, and of a lion planning to do exactly the same. They say opposites attract, but with these two, another saying fits far better: "There's a thin line between love and hate."

    Hidden among all these stories is a third. So obvious that it hardly needs to be mentioned. Yet James Potter would insist that his Lily Evans earns her place in this blurb.

    It all begins on a full moon night in January 1975.
    And after that night, nothing will ever be the same again.

    ***

    Pairings/POVs:

    Remus x OC (1)
    Sirius x OC (2)
    James x Lily

    Marauders Era

    #friendstolovers
    #enemiestolovers

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    The story of how Mingi's and San's 'Yunho's 300th birthday celebration' prank went wrong, a prequel to "The Art of Being a Brat".

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    English
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