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    When Meliodas goes to 'say hello' to the Ten Commandments, Merlin gives him an orb. The orb turns him and all ten of them into children. This is a tale following their journey around Britannia, and all of the mischief they get up to.
    Note: While child abuse is tagged, none of the tagged characters are the ones doing it.

    Updates every Monday and Thursday

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    “A steak?”

    “What’s so wrong with a steak?” Frank said. “It was a perfectly fine meal.”

    “Everyone’s had a steak,” Piece said.

    “Steak’s so pedestrian,” BJ added. 

    “Really? Mine takes the train.”

    Or: the boys talk food while they're stranded.

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    This is the history of Spawnism, a book made as a prank before becoming a religion. It wasn't meant to be a cult. Who edited the book? Who started the sacrifices? There wasn't anything about that when it was written. Two Time suffered from her mistakes, she can't let that happen again. Telamon is alone in solving this mystery, it was her fault this happened. Right?

    I do not support Spawnism, this is for the development of future stories.

    Updates Mondays.

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    “When l first heard the voice, it was not in words. It was in silence that pulled tighter than breath. A hunger that did not feed only followed. That was Shadow. Not a spirit. Not a demon. But something older. A will buried beneath the world's bones. I did not summon it. It found me… But today we're gonna use it for role-play!”

    “Role-play is fucking cringe, Lang.”

    “Donnie, stop bitching and just put on the goddamn bomb suit.”

     

    This is not a standalone work. You need to read Part 1 of this series first. Enjoy.

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    Nate's life is an absolute dumpster fire, but he gets a chance to turn his life around when he moves to Grandpa's farm with his sister. He's quickly swept away by the valley's magical secrets and an incredibly distracting blond mullet.

    Alternative title: Magical Realism and Lots and Lots of Gay Sex

    [This is a complete rewrite of an older work. I plan to add a proper sequel to this, and my writing has improved so much since this was first published that I wanted to re-do it. Also I am adding at least 5 chapters that are not in the original and at least 2 more smut scenes because I'm a really generous guy like that.]

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    Anita Blake is a dead woman walking. Literally. Her life has taken a radical turn in the last year. When she's not dodging the unwanted attentions of a White Court vampire, she's busy tracking down lost items and besting paranormal baddies alongside her new partner, the infamous Harry Dresden. But the detective business isn't always what it's cracked up to be. Her status as an alleged ectomancer has earned her the side-eye from the powers that be. She'll have to tread carefully and keep her secret at all costs or risk losing everything she holds dear.

    A collection of short stories in this crossover universe. 

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    27/?
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    There, floating in the water, was quite possibly the most beautiful human that Wuyang had ever laid eyes on. The figure was a fit young man with sharp eyes that seemed to glow with an enchanting teal color and silver white hair that glistened like snow from the water droplets coating it. With the gradually dying evening sunlight casting down on his face and the surface of the water he was surrounded by, he looked like some sort of divine deity.

    OR

    Wuyang instantly falls for Mizuki. Mizuki can't help but find him charming.

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    11/?
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    Ghost is alive - he dug himself free from his own grave, from the clutches of his tormentors and from the nightmares that haunt him.

    He's alive - but that's all.

    His life has no meaning, anymore - he's just a tool, a weapon, a wraith. He lives, he fights, and one day, he'll die. Afterall, what does he have to live for? Each day, he holds on, searching, losing hope - maybe one day, he'll find his reason.

    Then, in the most unexpected place, the most unexpected person - he finds it.

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    Part 2 of the 'nothing but my aching soul' series; should be able to stand on it's own, but I recommend reading the first part!

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    What if insects were also to have turned anthropomorphic and live like the rest of the animals in Beastars well let's see?

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    Story a day for April, mostly slice of life, a lot of OCs. So far: April Fools with Alexa and Doug; more Doug with a lot of Crosses (5 chapters). Tatsu and family, Irina goes shopping. Multi chapter (9-21) with Irina and Gwin and only one bed. And Frye, who licks a rock.

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    Terra is full of mysteries. Mysterious people, mysterious cases, even a mysterious existence. because of this there are a large amount of people looking for the answers to these questions.

    ABIS is one of those groups, and Isagi is one of those people. Looking for the answers to murders, the questions of the world even the strangeness of others pasts. All in order to find out just who exactly he is. The strange Ai's living in their eyeballs hopefully help, though they can be quite strange. Just another question to find the answer to.

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    26/?
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    Namjoon: I just saw a crab on the beach that reminded me of you. 🦀

    ​Jin: Excuse me??? Is it because I have a hard exterior but a soft, delicious heart?

    ​Namjoon: No, it’s because it was walking sideways and looked very confused by its own existence.

    ​Jin: YA! KIM NAMJOON!!!

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    The one where a prank goes too far and ends exactly where it was always meant to.

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    Dean had a simple plan: Pretend to work at Sandover when he was never hired, and woo Cas. It should be an in-and-out thing. By the time anyone realized he didn't work there, he'd have Cas's number and would never show his face again at Sandover. All he had to do was pretend to hit numbers on his keyboard until he won the alpha over. Dean was used to lying and knowing when to pull out. But what would happen if the lies become too deep?

    Based on the one-shot, At Least the Food is Good

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    25/?
    Comments:
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    Magic is all around, even after all this time some lucky individuals, descendents of witches from the ancient times, can master magic, though with some conditions: 1. They must not use their powers on themselves; 2. They can’t force people to fall in love unless it’s through a filter given to someone else; 3. They can’t bring people back to life without taking a life in exchange; 4. On full moons they must reunite in a Sabbath and offer something up to the Arcane.

    Kiyoomi moves into a cottage in the woods for some peace and quiet. Naturally, if anyone were in search of a witch living in the woods as far away from society as possible they’d be assuming it to be the broody, pale man, not his blonde himbo, arrogant, loud prick of a neighbour.

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    As Deacon deals with being trapped in the Institute’s confines and what that means for both the Commonwealth and himself, those he left behind in the Wasteland band together to aid his escape in any way that they can. Will they find help in an unexpected ally in the form of another fabled vault dweller? Or will they find that as the Brotherhood of Steel makes themselves known in the Commonwealth, the Sole Survivor of Vault 111 can't be relied on as a friend? And with the Brotherhood bearing down on the Commonwealth looking for the Institute, can the remnants of the Railroad, Minutemen, and the settlements of the Commonwealth band together to fight the incursion or will they share the same fate as the Capital Wasteland?

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    32/?
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    [AU] What happens when one simple overworked goofball of a girl from our world its tossed into a magical world of gods and legends? Chaos. What happens when she wears the skin of one of the worst individuals to ever live and its forced to go through a doomed canon storyline? Absolute chaos. She may as-well go down to hell singing in a tea-pot. (Oc takes the place of Crucabena).

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    Chapters:
    56/?
    Comments:
    238
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    354
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    57
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    aprilus 2026 is here! one piece of writing dedicated to our beloved crow man for every day of april <3

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    A list of real sounding English people's names that I have collected.

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    Of course she was the one who let chickens loose in the Blue Palace.

    Of course the letters of exploding confetti he kept finding in his pockets were her doing.

    Of course she had hatched an entire hoard of insects inside the Thalmor Headquarters.

    Of course.. they couldn't prove any of this, either.. but she HAD to be stopped!

    Most insidiously: why had all of their spoons disappeared???

    (The Thalmor get bullied.)

    Very bold to go against an adversary when you have such a nasty curse on you, though.

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    3/?
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    Old habits died hard so what Celine did was walk down the hall to Mira's room just as the door swung open to reveal a wide-eyed and startled Zoey.

    Zoey's buns had fallen apart, she was wearing Mira's glasses askew and one of Rumi's night shirts hung loosely on her frame.

    Zoey glanced behind her, then back at Celine, "This isn't what it looks like!"

    Rumi covered her face with both of her hands as Mira said, "Twister got out of hand."

    Or, Celine picks the wrong time to visit the girls and then things escalate.

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    Chapters:
    14/15
    Comments:
    822
    Kudos:
    1,317
    Bookmarks:
    201
    Hits:
    22,153

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