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Meet the Family by orphan_account
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
21 Aug 2015
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Modern Westerosi families and the many situations they find themselves part of. Featuring: Tyrells, Starks, Baratheons, and Martells, and possibly others.
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Much to Harry’s surprise, Malfoy started laughing. It wasn’t a joyful laugh. It was the kind of evil, smug laugh he always imagined Malfoy having. “Oh, Potter. This is too much. Did you finally see it? After all these years? Did you finally have an off-script thought?”
“What do you know about it?” Harry asked, shrugging off Malfoy’s hand.
Malfoy’s shoulders were still shaking with condescending mirth. “You really have no idea, do you?” he asked.
Harry repeated himself, “What. Is. It.” It wasn’t a question; it was a command.
“It’s the ‘rator.” Malfoy finally replied, still catching his breath.
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In short: Malfoy holds all the cards. If Harry wants to find out about the ‘rator, and keep his dream of being an auror, he’s going to have to spend a lot more time with him.
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- Part 1 of The Off-Script Thought
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Imprisoned in the Past Pt I & II by Slytherin7Piece
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Oct 2022
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AU to 'Coming of the Reaper'. Harry and his team take down Nott manor only to fall into a trap. Augustus Rookwood imprisons Harry where no one will think to look for him, Azkaban prison in 1982.
I have already posted the first chapter of the sequel.Series
- Part 3 of The Reaper Series
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Yuzuha's pranks were a little different when it came to Wise; Alice just needed proof.
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I am not this hair and skin (I am the soul that lives within) by Kangalia
Fandoms: 七つの大罪 - 鈴木央 | Nanatsu no Taizai | The Seven Deadly Sins - Suzuki Nakaba (Anime & Manga), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Oct 2025
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Before Elizabeth Liones there was Liz of Danafor. Before Liz there were a multitude of Elizas, and Beths, and Lizzies, and all manner of names deriving from Elizabeth. Meliodas had met them all and had watched them all die in one way or another. He thought he knew all there was to know about the woman he loved with every fibre of his being. Elizabeth the Goddess, the one he’d initially fallen in love with, had only been the first after all. Right?
He was wrong.
Because before Elizabeth the Goddess there had been another. The original soul, unchained and free before the Supreme Deity got her clutches into them.
Before Elizabeth the Goddess there had been Elizabeth Potter.
Psst. This fic has a discord. Come say hi!
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Isobel is a near-sighted, cussing basilisk, from the Chamber of Secrets. Harry rescued her and now tries to control her, but she is headstrong and bullheaded. And very foulmouthed.
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During a house party, a guy harasses Stevie for a date much to her displeasure and frustration. Billy pretends to be her boyfriend to save her from creeps, but they consider making it a reality.
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- Part 4 of Unspoken feelings
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Andre x assimilation stuff lol by Nightmare_Fandom
Fandom: Collinlock16 - Oneshef (Web Series)
09 Nov 2025
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"Gods, what was I thinking?”
She should hex him, punch him, knee him right in the bollocks. But then he was shushing her as he trailed kisses down her neck.
“You were thinking how good it feels to have someone give you what you want for a change. And you were thinking you love my mouth on your body, making you scream.”
She was going all wobbly in the legs again. Damn him. She was a useless witch around this man.Eighth year, no angst, no war, just fun. Prank Wars between houses get out of hand and they settle it with a game of Capture the Flag.
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Draco kidnaps Hermione at the height of a Slytherin/Gryffindor feud, then doesn't want to give her back.
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Couched by BastardBastard
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
19 Nov 2025
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Nothing screams justice like suspending a Hero license for refusing to brutalize pregnant people.
A house-bound Shouta wishes for something to break the monotony between his four walls, and the monkey paw curls to meet his request in the form of a heavily pregnant stray Omega rocking up on his couch.
(This fic takes advantage of Author Notes)
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Flame left that fight victorious, and he's pretty sure the only injuries Wemmbu suffered was a shattered ego. But what happens if he's wrong? If the guy he'd spent literal months hating was now stuck with him and wouldn't go away?
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Toss your dirty shoes in my washing-machine heart by alcopop_beetle for Lydia_1125, Kaitlin_With_a_K, KatofKanals
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
19 Nov 2025
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Edwina, tired of her best friend Penelope and her ultimate secret love Colin, tiptoeing around each other, hatches a brilliant (and chaotic) fix: make Penelope *prank* him by telling him someone had come to fix their broken washing machine. A fictional, impossibly gorgeous, shirtless AI plumber, just like in the TikTok trend.
Penelope’s sure Colin won’t buy it. He never saw her anything other than the best friends that they were. But once she starts adding her own… creative, on-the-spot messages to the prank, suddenly she wasn't so sure anymore.
OR the AI plumber prank on TikTok but make it roommates Polin
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Hermione has arrived in hell. Or at least it is according to her. She is surrounded by the most nonsensical nonsense that she could ever possibly imagine; The Family Trelawney.
Hermione Jean Granger no longer exists. She has been reborn, and she is now Hermione Trelawney. Younger sister of Sybill Patricia Trelawney.
On top of that, her hair is more unruly than ever.
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Never in the history of the Levanter kingdom has a male omega participated in the bachelor competition for the prince's heart.
First, male omegas were a small part of the population. Miroh’s had a few more—especially in the royalty hierarchy, but still as rare as a supernatural appearance.
Second, on top of being a male omega and a noble, Jisung was also a raging homosexual. So yes, Jisung was a fairy emerging right before their eyes.
“If you two excuse me, I have a prince to charm.”
And a knot to sit, Jisung completed in his head.Or, the omegaverse version of The Selection. Alpha prince Minho is hot and single; Jisung's willing to do anything for his knot.
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Unspoken Truths by A_Concerned_Citizen
Fandoms: DCU, Nightwing (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
18 Dec 2023
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“They tried getting Superman in here earlier. Went down like a lead balloon.”
It's a painful endeavour, trying to keep his face as neutral as possible when Dick wants to smile, “That was always a doomed attempt.”
Slade has no such issues, a snort of amusement coming easily from him, “Well it's a good thing they finally realized you needed to be the one talking to me.”
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AKA Slade has information the League needs, Dick goes to interrogate him and ends up revealing the fact that he and Slade are friends.Series
- Part 3 of Batfam Fics
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Odd Times at The Krayt's Spa by Cryo_Bucky, jaigeye, Mandaloria593, Purplesauris, Scourge_of_Nemo, stopcryingyoullrust
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett (TV), The Mandalorian (TV)
27 Aug 2021
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Jabba the Hutt's criminal enterprise had been crawling along with the last of its energy for years. There wasn't much left, by the time Fennec Shand and Boba Fett took over.
That was fine, though. Because all they really wanted was the sauna.
Or: It's Always Sunny on Tatooine, bounty hunters try to run a spa edition.
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“Get lost. I told you I'm not letting you at my neck anymore.”
Astarion smiles, raising a finger. “Ah, but that's precisely what I came here to talk about.”
You narrow your eyes. “I'm not changing my mind.”
His smile tilts to favor one side. “You don't have to.”
Or: The crimson wave has a silver lining.
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Friendship in Flames and Curses by SailorMew4
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Ao no Exorcist | Blue Exorcist, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
18 Nov 2024
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Exorcists and Jujutsu Sorcerers never gotten along in the past, so they avoided seeing each other at all costs. But the universe certainly has a sense of humor.
On a mission, Rin gets accidentally mistaken as Curse User by Itadori, Fushiguro, and Kugisaki then is taken to Jujutsu Tech. Despite, the craziness Rin and Yuuji get along great and fast. It helps when you're both teens accidentally dragged into a world of supernatural beings and posed to be executed. Meanwhile, Yukio is freaking out about his missing brother and Gojo is trying to protect the life of a young man. Who cares if he's the Son of Satan?
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Unstable fics by Pupap123
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Unstable Universe (Web Series), Video Blogging RPF
19 Nov 2025
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Just unstable universe fics.
If any grammar or spelling is wrong english isnt my first language but im trying my best
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