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Undertale aus with kid reader! by I_is_so_cool
Fandom: Underfell - Fandom, Undertale, Undertale (Video Game)
24 Feb 2025
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Just some cute lil one shots with random aus and a kid reader :) any requests in the comments!
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Nine years ago, Hermione Granger created a plan to become Minister of Magic by the time she turned 60. As part of that plan she knew she needed a husband and two children to convince the public to support her.
She is now approaching her thirty-fourth birthday and is still single, though not for lack of trying. She's questioning her dating methodology as friends grow distant, her parents age, her fertile years are peaking, and the professional goals she created at twenty-five are starting to become harder to cling to. She knows she needs something to change, but that's easier said than done when Draco Malfoy won't leave her the fuck alone.
As for Draco, there's nothing quite as alluring as an angry Hermione Granger, and that's why he's been teasing her for the last ten years. It's only when he comes up with his best idea yet - and gets himself assigned as her security detail for an event that absolutely does not require it - that he starts to peel back the layers and sees her for who she really is. She's more than just a beautiful witch with a fierce temper. She's flawed, lonely, and starting to burn out.
Draco knows he can help. He just needs to her to say yes first.
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Your grandmother always told you never to look into mirrors in the dark at night...
Too bad you never truly believed her superstitions.
...And now the king of the fae realm just happens to be your new roommate.
Congratulations?
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I love this. Masterpiece. Perfection.
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Foolhearted by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Apr 2025
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“I’m sorry, Grian,” Scar repeated. “Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?”
For a moment, Scar thought he saw Grian’s gaze dip again, but with distance between them, and the glare from a lamp on the other man’s glasses, he couldn’t be entirely sure. It made his heart squeeze all the same.
Grian straightened, huffing, “No.”
Scar hesitated. “Are you sure?”
“Positive,” Grian said. He leaned into the couch cushions, his countenance changing with the wave of a hand. His face relaxed, his legs crossed in front of him, and a wide smile split his lips. “You’ll pay for what you’ve done in due time.”
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After an April Fool's Day prank goes wrong, and his fake flirting attempts go south, Scar has to endure an entire day of Grian giving him a taste of his own medicine.
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The Adventures of Mace Windu and his Feral Murder Children by GoldfinchBright
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types
21 Nov 2025
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Mace is called in to help an Initiate who is having visions.
He did not expect this to end with him adopting a whole pack of temporally displaced feral murder children.- Words:
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The Adventures of Mace Windu and his Feral Murder Children by GoldfinchBright
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Several months post-season 2, Trevor and Sypha (plus one) return to Adrian's castle. A series about what you do when the battle's won, ft. bad jokes and the joys of parenthood.
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Kakashi and Iruka role reversal. Kakashi as a career chunin, and Iruka as an elite jounin. The details are different, but the story is the same. Or at least remarkably similar.
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I love that per the author's end notes this fic is a combination of many good prompts or story lines from other interesting fanfics. Kakashi becoming Naruto's first father figure just like Iruka is always in canon made it all work. I don't know why it hadn't occurred to me that Iruka would be considered for the role of homage after the third passed away and so it was a bit of a surprise to read that the third was already giving him more Hokage responsibilities and that Konoha will have a Hokage that enjoys paperwork for once. Loved that prank too.
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“What the hell, guys?” Pidge squawked, wrestling away from Matt. “Why are you pretending to be a couple?”
Or: Matt and Lance pretend to be a couple because Shiro and Keith are clueless as hell.
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Gadfly by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Nov 2025
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How was it that two academic enemies came to collide in a storm that's lasted for over two months?
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- Part 5 of Unity of Opposites
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To those who are just now joining us, welcome! I hope you enjoy watching me experiment with the Omegaverse! I'm still learning about it so things will probably change and develop over time as I settle on my vision of this world.
To those coming here from Omega Jason Todd week, thank you for coming! Things are probably going to change up a bit, Alt POV's of things posted, and this series will not have the same focus on Jason as it did previously, but I hope you continue to enjoy my works anyway!- Words:
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Four double drabbles based on the prompt "Dodging the 141 guy's kisses for fun" sent to my Tumblr ask box.
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- Part 123 of Task Force 141 Imagines/What If...Series
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Papa Takes A Gamble by MaudeZbornak
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
17 Sep 2021
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Fed up with his children's constant hovering and nagging, Ben Solo teaches them a lesson. Recruiting single mom Rey to play his new, Vegas-married trophy wife, Ben becomes the old dog learning new tricks. He didn't expect to fall in love with his partner in crime, though.
Cover graphic by typesomesensetome.
Inspired by this tweet: https://twitter.com/Ate_Lala_/status/1407498501106270210
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- Part 5 of MZ's Single Dads
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Assimilation of the Realm of Death by PurpleGrassEater
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series), Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy
08 Sep 2025
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Uzi's sick-as-hell railgun explodes and turns her into a robo-vampire, somehow. Apparently, she's not the only one, and her attempt to talk to that Russian drone doesn't go as planned because Uzi has to first: die multiple times, scare off an actual Murder Drone, become a giant hydra abomination, and start a cult (?). And somehow it's the least of the worries she'd face on her way to godhood.
Oh, there's also an alien invasion incoming or something.
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Mad at your dad? by CaptTangerineAndOtherSpacePirates
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Nov 2022
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Based on that "Mad at your dad? Alone on Thanksgiving?" Craigslist post.
James has been invited to Lily's parents' Christmas leaving Sirus alone to cause trouble. Remus is done with his dad and step-mom treating him, his son, and his ex like shit every year. A craigslist post unites them.
Alone on Christmas? Mad at your Dad?
I can do these things at your request
-Openly hit on female and/or Male guests well you pretend not to notice
-Start or instigated discussions about politics and/or religion
-Prepose to you in front of everyone (with or without a ring, sober or fake drunk)
-Try to kiss your grandmother.
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In Which Keralis Is A Lovecraftian Nightmare And Problems Occur Because Of It.
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Eldritch horor :D
AMAZING READ THIS
(Did give a small existential crisis but amazing)
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Sanji Vinsmoke, a French teacher, confronts Roronoa Zoro, an arrogant gym teacher, about parents' complaints about his harsh methods. Their meeting in the school storage room escalates into a a passionate kiss. Both, shocked, return to their classes, knowing their relationship has changed irrevocably.
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Inspirited by @sanzeezo art
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Saga of the King by wawaka
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
13 Nov 2025
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An accumulation of all of the MHA one-shots and short stories I've written.
Also, don’t be afraid to join the discord!!
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The Softness of Flames by Goosey_Jossip
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
20 Nov 2025
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Everyone always said the Cauldron loved Elain. As it turns out, it loved her so much it stole her heart.
And now it is up to her – and Lucien, the mate she never asked for – to get it back.
Set in late summer after the events of A Court of Silver Flames, Elain and Lucien travel together across Prythian to the Mortal Realm, through Spring Court and finally to Day. But when getting a heart back entails so many risks, is it even really what Elain wants?
This is a story of healing and redemption, the importance of choices, and power beyond magic or brute strength - the kind of power it takes to be joyful and gentle in a cruel world.
“Yes there is the mating bond, Elain. But… there is also my heart.”
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Theodore Raeken did not- in any way, shape, or form- have a normal childhood. If it could even be called that.
However, Theodore Raeken was also not stupid. A fact that seemed to be overlooked by Liam Dunbar.
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