Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
10 Sep 2025
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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Hear My Voice by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
14 Jun 2025
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Grian slept fitfully. His dreams were odd, starting off normal and slowly deteriorating. He found himself on a beach with a map in his hands. That much was normal, routine. What was strange was the level of alarm that filtered through him once his consciousness realized Scar was not at his side.
And then, there was the song.
Faintly, Grian heard someone singing. It was a haunting sound, slow and looping. There were words, but the language in which they were spoken was garbled, lost in the melody. For some reason, he felt as though it wasn’t meant for his ears. He felt like it had picked someone else.
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Grian and Scar are sailors who delight in the adventure of exploring uncharted territory. Unbeknownst to them, they are not alone in the water.
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Foolhearted by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Apr 2025
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“I’m sorry, Grian,” Scar repeated. “Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?”
For a moment, Scar thought he saw Grian’s gaze dip again, but with distance between them, and the glare from a lamp on the other man’s glasses, he couldn’t be entirely sure. It made his heart squeeze all the same.
Grian straightened, huffing, “No.”
Scar hesitated. “Are you sure?”
“Positive,” Grian said. He leaned into the couch cushions, his countenance changing with the wave of a hand. His face relaxed, his legs crossed in front of him, and a wide smile split his lips. “You’ll pay for what you’ve done in due time.”
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After an April Fool's Day prank goes wrong, and his fake flirting attempts go south, Scar has to endure an entire day of Grian giving him a taste of his own medicine.
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Change with the Tides by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Mar 2025
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Grian presumed his soul was actively leaving his body – providing him with just another last minute delusion to take him into the next life - until he heard music.
His tired delusions were a lot of things, but they were never music.
Grian blinked, once, twice, then a third time. Still, the shape on the horizon didn’t fade. The light didn’t fade. The music didn’t fade. This wasn’t the blurry shadow of what may or may not be a rock, or the light of the moon against a wave imitating a town. This was a genuine miracle. This was his relief.
It was a ship!
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After being cursed by a witch, Grian finds himself stuck in the form of a parrot with no way to change back, and only a conveniently handsome pirate captain to rely on until he reaches land.
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Cellbit glanced up at the pilot in awe. He had a million questions, a million thoughts, a million problems. Still, he forced himself to straighten and keep on topic. “I was just wondering… who are you? Why did you save me?”
“My name is Roier,” the pilot hummed. His voice came out as melodical and smooth. It sounded like the instant right before danger struck. “And I was paid a lot of money to break you out today.”
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Cellbit is an intergalactic criminal bound for Alcatraz, and Roier is the overly-confident pilot paid by a mysterious organization to get him out. They have a long way to go before they reach their destination, especially with everything that stands in their way, so they might as well get comfortable.
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Until the End by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
17 Dec 2024
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“Stop thinking,” Scar murmured into his ear, pushing his thumbs in deep circles on his lower back. “You never relax. It’s gonna get you killed.”
“I’m not the one who’s red right now,” Grian murmured back. His head got fuzzier with every breath Scar let out against his ear. “Maybe this is just your strategy to get my guard down so you can kill me.”
“Not you, Grian,” Scar answered back. He turned his head away, and Grian could feel the impression of his lips against his neck. Not kissing, not claiming, just there, waiting, like he wanted to. Needed to. But wouldn’t. “Never you.”
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Or, the end is drawing near, and decisions must be made.
Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
12 Jul 2025
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Absolutely lovely. Wonderful writing, exquisite romance despite the underlying dread of their setting - chemistry was palpable! Very very nice!
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The guy laughs—a warm, low sound, caramel-sweet. “You really don’t remember anything?”
“Not a blip,” Bdubs says. “Wait, I didn’t get your name. What’s your name?”
There’s a second when Bdubs thinks he won’t answer—he just looks at Bdubs, and his eyes go strangely crinkley around the corners. Then, he says, “Etho. I’m Etho, Bdubs.”
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Bdubs has amnesia. But that's not going to stop him coming to some extremely rational conclusions about the state of his own heart.
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Winged Cupid Painted Blind by twynte
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
21 Mar 2025
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Avian Customs for the Young, the Dumb, and the Inbetween
The Complete Revised Instruction on Doing Things Right, Expanded“Wouldn’t the challenge be fun, Scar?”
She’s goading him, taunting, pulling him towards something promising, indiscernible to himself. She’s similar to Grian in that way. Her smile is sharp when she speaks. “Go big or go home, am I right?”
And Scar can tell she says it on purpose, he can see the smugness in the way her lips tilt up, he can see the satisfaction in her eyes. She knows she had him trapped before she even spoke.
He decides, quite easily, that if he is willing to do this for Grian, then he is also willing to do this for Pearl.
Or, Scar finds himself wrapped up in centuries-old customs that are much larger than himself. No one is surprised when he stumbles into love.
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Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
14 Mar 2025
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Chapter 9
GOD THIS FIC IS SO GOOD GUYS YOU HAVE TO READ IT
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Notes were made to be read (aloud) by GhoulisHaunted
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
20 Feb 2025
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Grian has a secret.
He hasn’t told anyone, and he does his damndest to hide it. For all his life, he’s never admitted it once, and no one on the Hermitcraft server has figured it out, thank god. He really doesn’t plan to tell them either.
It’s horrifically embarrassing.
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He can’t read.
Which is a problem now, because Scar invited him on a lovely evening picnic and now at the end, he’s handed Grian a handwritten note.
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Grian can't read and hasn't told a soul. Scar confesses with a love letter. Grian wants to crawl into a hole and die. They kiss
IDEA CREDIT TO JULIE @MUFTIYS ON TWT!!
Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
20 Feb 2025
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Genuinely so sweet and REALLY funny, totally recommend it
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I Knew You in Another Life by jdreamix for edgarallanpoestan
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
08 Jan 2025
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The day for Cellbit and Roier's wedding has finally come, everything is perfect and Cellbit couldn't be happier.
The sun has begun to set by the time the ceremony is finally underway. Residents and eggs alike are dressed to the nines in anticipation for the first wedding on the island. An assortment of wings, tails, and slime trails crowd the seats and Cellbit couldn’t be happier. Each chair held someone he loved and cared about, and that is all he could ask for.
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An exploration of first meetings in other universes and love at first sight.