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Sirius throws himself onto his chair next to Remus just in the nick of time. Remus sighs, “How many times have I told you to walk straight to your classes on test days?”
“None,” Sirius responds, “It’s Regulus.”
“Of course it is.” Remus rolls his eyes, turning and saying something to James, likely relaying the information to him.
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Sirius and Regulus twin swap, and both Remus and James know about it. The four of them, plus Peter, have some fun making everyone think that there's a bit of adultery going around.
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- Part 24 of Jegulus Works
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Eles são HILÁRIOS E MUITO FODAS
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More Than An Intern by JAWorley
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 May 2023
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Tony doesn’t realize what kind of chaos he is bringing on himself and Stark Industries when he assigns an intern to Peter.
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Peter’s new personal intern likes chaos just as much as he does.
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- Part 3 of Field Trip Fics
- Part 1 of More Than An Intern
- Part 2 of Fluff Fics
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pet has an intern
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Public Enemy Number One? Check. Behind bars? Check. Unexpectedly... expecting kittens? Check. Wait, what?
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Underneath The Christmas Tree by cool_cowboy
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
11 Dec 2023
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“You wanna do it on the tree rug?”
In which Leon makes hot cocoa twice, you decorate your shared Christmas tree, then have sex underneath it. He's kind of soft domish? I don't really know, but he does pretty much force you to finish a few more times than you wanted, and makes a mess on your tree skirt that may or may not result in having to buy a new one.
I was thinking shortly after Re4, but you've been together for a little while, and recently moved in together. He's a sappy fuck, trying his best to make the holidays the best they can be, while also trying to keep from getting distracted by his pretty girlfriend sitting on the counter. Enjoy!
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A series of one-shots with my favorite Ghostbusters, Sam and Dean Winchester, following Sam Whump.
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Oh Yeah, He's Got a Bat-titude by acwick
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics)
10 Jun 2024
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“What a condescending ass.” Billy complained, slumping into his throne.
Dick rolled his head back to look pleadingly up at the sky, “Oh god, don’t tell me you're talking about—”
"Yup, Superman."
Tim cut them a sly look, "So, who wants to screw up his shit with me?"
Jason grinned, sharklike.
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This is just incredibly self indulgent and silly. Seriously, guys, this is ridiculous.
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- Part 2 of Billy Batson & the Batfam
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Steve and Eddie keep meeting up unexpectedly around various holidays.
Each one can be read as a one-shot but they're best read in order
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a question of mermaids by LadyElspeth
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jun 2025
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Are there really mermaids outside the Slytherin Common Room windows?
Sebastian Sallow was dying to find out.
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- Part 5 of Hogwarts era: Sebinis one-shots
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In an alternate universe, forces conspired to put Ace, Sabo, and Luffy in the care of the Red Hair pirates as children.
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“S-Shin Junghwan sunbae?” Youngjae croaked, taking a few steps back from the front door of his brand new apartment.
“W-why are you inside—” He suddenly turned pale, choking on his words. He could feel the air slipping from his lungs by the second, even though the air conditioner inside was blasting at his face. The room was cold, evidence that it had been running for hours. And Shin Junghwan had been inside his—Youngjae’s!!—apartment all this time.
“This is my apartment,” Junghwan said with a light chuckle. His gaze dropped to the two scuffed-up suitcases at Youngjae’s side before flicking back to meet his eyes, his smile softening. “Looks like it’s yours too. It’s been a while, Youngjae-yah.”
Or: Two years after Youngjae’s love confession to Junghwan went viral on Youtube, they meet again as flatmates.
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- Part 1 of to my first
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chap 14
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im having a meltdown (in a good way im just dramatic) reading this but it is that good i think this deserve an award
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It all starts when Anthony offers to give Frank a massage to help with his sore muscles.
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Game of Thrones characters are kidnapped and forced to watch the show.
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Arthur finds himself falling victim to many minor, albeit completely harmless, misfortunes. He's got an inkling of the suspect, but doesn't have any proof.
Until he does.
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Like a lot
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5 times Tony dealt with a loopy Peter by for_the_night
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Jun 2022
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... and one time they were both loopy.
'"Promise you wont be mad?"
"Absolutely not."
"Okay... okay, so I may have sprayed Peter with bug killer."
Tony's heart stuttered in his chest, "you did what?!"
"He's fine!" Sam assured, "I think it's just kinda' messed with the spider part of his brain."
"So you've given him brain damage?"
"No! He's just... a bit loopy right now?"'
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Good Luck... by CanonicalllyChaos
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Mar 2025
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Izuku never stays the night. No matter how many times they end up tangled in the sheets, no matter how hard Katsuki pretends not to care, Izuku is always halfway out the door before the warmth between them fades.
But Shoto is different. Shoto stays. He doesn’t make Katsuki chase, doesn’t leave him questioning his worth.
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- Part 11 of Song Inspo's
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we chose to wait! marriage only after sex by charminhearts
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
01 Nov 2025
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"Did you notice she's showing pregnancy symptoms?"
"Symptons of what now?" Mira controlled her voice as much as she could, but couldn't help but look silly and wide-eyed. Zoey shrugs.
"Morning sickness," the maknae raises her index finger. "Throwing up every time she eats something," she raises her middle finger, and continues listing Rumi's symptoms, raising one finger at a time. "Fatigue, drowsiness, fainting, and remember last night she smelled tacos while you were cooking rice?! She started crying because she wanted tacos! Which reminds me, mood swings. That's it, our fingers got our girlfriend pregnant!"
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Rumi begins to show signs of pregnancy, something that leaves her girlfriends extremely confused, until they discover that, in fact, they got their girlfriend pregnant.
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Rumi gets pregnant via getting fucked with HONMOON magic
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Orange Ink by TraumDieb
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
04 Aug 2025
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While Naruto's wound from the chidori might have healed, the scars Sasuke Uchiha caused never left her heart. When she left with Jiraiya she vowed to leave that all behind and get stronger. Noticing his students mental struggles, Jiraiya uses his big network to start a penpal Project with one of his trusted allies outside of the Elemental Nations.
Yaga was getting fed up with Satoru's behaviour. It was time for the boy to make some friends outside of Suguru - even if it meant on paper - maybe then he would finally understand human interactions better. He couldn't blame the boy, being treated like a god and not like a child he was all his life. Some humbling would do him good, He decided he would make the best partner for the person his old friend Jiraiya described.
Or alternatively the Penpal AU nobody asked for
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Bi Buck Anniversary Bingo 2025 by Jenjentheboscostick
Fandom: 9-1-1 (TV), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
06 Apr 2025
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You're Joking Right? by buttless
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Jul 2017
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The story of how Aizawa met the hero, Miss Joke and how things unfolded from there. Oh and also, his boyfriend, Yamada.
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"The plan is I fuck you until it takes," Simon mutters, kneeling down now so that he's sat firmly between Johnny's spread thighs. "I got a month for it and if that doesn't work, then I take you back to Scotland and I do it there.”
"We got married six days ago."
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Simon’s always a step ahead.
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