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  1. 82

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    Shane is introduced to smutty hockey romance novels. Ilya knows exactly what to do about that.

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  2. 70

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    +1 (617) 738-9214
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    thinking about u

    +1 (857) 219-4473
    i’m guessing this wasn’t meant for me

    +1 (617) 738-9214
    fuck.

    or: Shane Hollander receives a thirst trap from an unknown number - and absolutely should not reply, especially considering how much he and Ilya Rozanov can’t stand each other in real life.

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    'The notification popped up as soon as the phone touched Marleau’s hands.
    12:34am Jane: You deserved that win. :)
    Marleau decided it was a message within a literal message. He promised he would only overstep just one more time, sent a silent prayer to his family and his team just incase he were caught, and sent Jane’s contact over to himself before deleting the evidence.'

    or,

    A thread of texts and moments between Marly and Jane! :)

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    To the person who has been breaking into my apartment:

    Thank you for the food. The cleaning is excessive but appreciated. The sex is—

    Actually, I'm not writing that down.

    I found your binder. We need to talk.

    — Kim Dokja

    (Or: Local salaryman discovers his domestic stalker is his emotionally constipated pro-gamer boss. He handles it with his usual grace and emotional maturity. Which is to say, makes it everyone's problem.)

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    Ilya: He should buy lottery tickets because he is the luckiest man on earth 
    Ilya: He should get on his knees and thank god everyday that he got to fuck you
    Shane: Oh my God stop
    Ilya: What? I do that

    Or: The man who topped Shane in Mexico posts about his experience, Ilya contemplates murder, and the other queer NHL players get caught in the crossfire.

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    The problem, Shane muses in hindsight, is that he commits to things too hard.

    He puts his all into everything. He wouldn’t be who he is without it.

    The fact that he can’t resist a challenge, even if it’s stupid, is more of the problem than anything else.

    In which Shane has hidden talents, Ilya runs to catch up, the internet spirals, and Yuuri, Viktor and Yuri are dragged along for the ride…

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  7. 34

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    "The middle part of their ritual was calibrated wrong."

    Vincent blinked owlishly in response, very not-subtly signaling he had no idea what he was supposed to do with that. Alastor's eyes rolled so hard they looked ready to fall out of his head.

    "It means- don't zone out again, I swear- that it can be tampered with from outside."

    He gave him a pointed look at the end, as if that would magically make him understand whatever the fuck he meant.

    -

    Or: Vincent and Alastor get kidnapped so they can be used as offerings in a summoning ritual. Things go south real quick.

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    Hayden paused, horror and realisation sinking in as he matched the voice to the person. Fuck Boston Lily, what the hell was Shane doing with Ilya Rosanov! Hayden froze as the conversation continued on the other end, scared to breathe in case he gave himself away.

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    Shane doesn't quite hit the mute button whilst on call with Hayden at the cottage

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  9. 41

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    The death of the moon spirit has upset the balance, sending ripples through the spirit world that have caused something very dangerous to come through the veil between worlds.

    That's what the world sees, what Zuko sees is a lost child that clearly doesn't know what they're doing

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  10. 79

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    14-year-old Harry is off on a new adventure, but it’s not the drama kind. It’s one filled with budgets, rent, and taxes? Who said getting emancipated was fun? And he still has to deal with Voldemort. Kind of cracky and just a fun fic to fill the time.

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  11. 20

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    TheRuthlessSeahorse: AITA for hiding the fact that I'm a god from my son? I also raised him illegally.

    A slightly crack AU fanfic based on my Son of the Sea verse where the gods have Reddit.

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  12. 94

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    Humour/crack. Bella resorts to Jacob to stop Edward from watching her sleep. The effort has unintended consequences. Told in a series of short conversations.
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    “I wonder what it would be like…to touch someone warm…who wouldn’t break.”
    “Get a dog.”
    Edward chuckled. “I’m considering it.”

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    “Fushiguro, did you become sexy overnight?”

    WHAAAM

    Itadori crumbled onto the ground with a pained cry. He held onto his throbbing head where there was already a large bump forming.

    “That hurts…what was that for?!” Itadori shouted, looking over his shoulder to see Kugisaki standing behind him with veins throbbing on the back of her fist.

    “I came to see what’s the hold up only to find you sexually harassing Fushiguro.” She snapped, the way she looked at Itadori was like looking at a disgusting bug that needed to be squashed.

    “Huh?! When did I sexually harass him?!” Itadori cried.

    “Calling him sexy and trying to kiss him is sexual harassment!”

    “I wasn’t trying to kiss him! I was just sniffing him!!”

    "Exactly what did you two come here for?" Fushiguro muttered, staring at his two classmates in front of him.

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    Brok was multiple things. A conman, a kleptomaniac, a master of disguise, and a liar. He knew he wasn't a good person. That's why he can't understand how all of the pirates underneath Whitebeard seem to think otherwise.

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  16. 2

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    vengeancebringer: im not really a texter lol
    vengeancebringer: i dont even use my phone that much lol
    pencepence: thats lame as fuck
    vengeancebringer: don’t care lol 🖕
    Book: well that’s a shame
    Book: hopefully you can talk some more in here though? i wanna talk to you some more and we barely see eachother at school :(
    pencepence: gay ass lmao
    Book: HUH???

     

    The BFDIA teams make groupchats for eachother. Shenanigans ensue.
    Highschool AU/Humanized btw.

    Posted on Wattpad under the same name.

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  17. 79

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    Toff: Has anyone heard from Will or Mack? lol

    Toff: @Grace Smith @God @Tate McRae

    Dickie: NOT EVEN GOD CAN HELP HIM NOW

    Dickie: …maybe tate @Will Smith

    Reavo: *attachment: one GIF* @Will Smith there is another man tenderly holding Mack’s face how will you respond?

    [in which Will gives Aiden custody of Mack for the day and comes to deeply regret his choice.]

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  18. 98

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    Ali @shanehollanderfanpage24
    Troy Barrett stalker confirmed. Dallas Kent call the police lmao #Kerrett

    Or: people on hockey Twitter start shipping Troy Barrett and Dallas Kent.

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  19. 5

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    Troy: How many women have you slept with anyways?
    Ilya: ♾️
    Luca: That’s just an infinity symbol
    Ilya: Yes

    In which internet discourse ensues, the gay players of the NHL bicker in the group chat, and Shane would just like to get through the weekend without his husband starting another twitter scandal.

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    Peter takes his hand, helping him stand. "I'm fine, Matt. We're alone. But we- we aren't where we're supposed to be."

    Matt frowns, head tilting. "Did the portal teleport us to a different part of the city?" Peter presses his lips into a thin line, rubbing the back of his head in thought.

    Strange said it was meant to send the other versions of him back to their rightful universes — but what did that mean for someone who was already in their universe?

    The answer? Nothing good.

    or: a Peter Parker in Gotham fic — but Matt’s here too.

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