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    #breakupwithhim by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    09 Apr 2026

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    Holly
    @iknowpuck
    shane hollander is standing in front of me at the coffee shop

    Holly @iknowpuck · Replying to @iknowpuck
    oooh he's texting a girl named lily

    Holly
    @iknowpuck
    he's kind of an asshole… no man is safe really

    or

    A chat between Shane and a certain "Lily" gets exposed. Cue misunderstandings and chaos.

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    cheater-cheater, pumpkin eater by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    04 Apr 2026

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    The evidence is mounting. It’s getting very difficult to ignore: first that sweatshirt, then the definitely-not-a-dick-pic in the locker room, and now the phone call. It’s a shame really; Lily’s such a sweet girl. She makes Shane so happy.

    And Shane? Hayden’s almost positive Shane is cheating on Boston Lily with Ilya Rozanov.

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    Is this thing on? by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    04 Apr 2026

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    “They need to return to a conference based system,” Svetlana said, slamming her hand against the table. “It was fucking fine the way it was, why are we handing out participation trophies to shitty divisions?”

    Ilya raised his eyebrows from where he hovered in the kitchen, cracking open another Red Bull.

    “This is fun,” he said, deadpanned. “You guys should start a podcast or something. I would not listen, you are both terribly boring.”

    * * *

    Or, after an injury on the ice forces Shane into an early retirement, he and Svetlana start a podcast.

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    Ilya R has been added to the group chat. by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    23 Apr 2026

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    Bood
    what have you given her before?

    Ilya
    A fucking, mostly

    Bood
    CHEAP
    CHEAP GIFT GIVER

    Ilya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.

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    Obi-Wan Inadvertently Saves the Galaxy With the Power of Animal Friendship by

    Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types  

    23 Sep 2025

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    Obi-Wan has an unusual gift with animals. It has at times annoyed him, and at times been useful, but he never could have imagined it would lead to the end of Darth Sidious.

    Written for Fandom Empire Bingo 2025 - Prompt: Wildlife
    and Sweet and Short September 2025 - Prompt: Climbing
    and /r/FanFiction's Trope Bingo 2025 - Prompt: Crack Fic
    and What-if AU Bingo (#71) - Prompt: Crack!fic
    and Tropetember 2025 - Day 10: Accidental Confession | In Vino Veritas (Drunk Confession) | Crack | Truth Serum

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    it's a boy! by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    30 Jan 2026

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    Yuji goes back. Like, way back. A thousand years back.

    (And then he goes forward again. Repeatedly, until he gets the results he wants.)

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    Centaurs Group Chat: Half Horsing Around by

    Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)

    26 Mar 2026

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    Bat Siblings by

    Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Birds of Prey (Comics), DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), We Are Robin (Comics)

    24 Apr 2026

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    Series of loosely if at all connected works where the Bat Kids choose each other even when it's not easy

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    Sugar in Your Hand by

    Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series  

    03 Nov 2023

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    Kirk meets a Vulcan, marries a Vulcan, and apparently outrages the entire Vulcan government in one day. He's an overachiever like that.

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    to Calamities by

    Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 화산귀환 | Return of the Blossoming Blade (Webcomic)

    25 Nov 2023

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    "Sorry, Aunt Petunia." by ,

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    19 Jan 2021

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    A single change can make a world of difference.

    Or, in other words, Harry accidentally says "Sorry, Aunt Petunia," to Snape of all people.

    Chaos ensues.

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    36 Questions That Lead to Love by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    26 Apr 2026

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    Shane: So, what is this we’re doing again? 

    Harris: It’s called 36 Questions That Lead to Love. They’re questions that a psychologist developed back in the nineties that are supposed to help couples move past the awkward stage and get more personal. It’ll be fun!

    Shane: You always say that it’ll be fun, and I don’t think it ever ends up being much fun. 

    Ilya: I always have fun. I do not know what your problem is. 

    [Harris lets out his signature booming laugh, and Ilya grins widely.]

    Harris: You maybe have a little too much fun. 

    Ilya: There is no such thing. 

    Shane: But what’s the point of the questions if we’re already in love? Like, we’re married. You were there when it happened.

    Harris: Yes, but they can help you deepen your connection, and it makes for good content. People love your love. 

    Ilya: I think we had a pretty deep connection last night, am I right?

    [Ilya holds his hand up for a high-five from Shane, but Shane only glares, and Harris looks slightly horrified. Ilya looks back expectantly, but when Shane doesn’t move, Ilya high-fives himself. With the sound of the clap, the screen goes black.]

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    a sneeze a day keeps rocky away by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    20 Apr 2026

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    Grace is allergic to many airborne things. Rocky disapproves.

    They also both suck at informative video-making. But that's fine — it's not like these are going up on Youtube for the entire planet to see or anything.

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    This Is What Happens When Your Therapist Is A Snake by

    Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)  

    18 Apr 2026

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    Jabber finally asks Zanka out.

    They both go home and talk to their snakes about it.

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    Find Lily by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    27 Apr 2026

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    “Got someone special waiting for you?”

    Shane’s breath hitches and he looks up, big, brown orbs settling on the person behind the camera. There’s a blush crawling across his freckles, his voice unsteady as he answers.

    “I wanted to celebrate with Lily, but she isn’t here.”

    The video ends shortly after, and the internet collectively loses its mind. Within minutes #FindLily is trending across all social media platforms, women from across the globe begging Shane to dump her ass.

    OR on the night that Shane wins the cup for a second year in a row, the internet learns of Lily and goes absolutely nuts.
    Inevitably, so does Ilya Rozanov.

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    Prefer the one that stayed and remembered by

    Fandoms: 화산귀환 | Return of the Blossoming Blade (Webcomic), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    27 Apr 2026

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    Jiang Cheng is not as he seems. Instead of a 8 year old boy, internally, he's nearly 80 years old.

    Residing inside of him is Tang Bo, the Dark Saint of the Tang Clan who died during the war against the heavenly demon.

    This changes the future by a lot.

     ...

    It's no secret that the second forgotten child of Yunmeng Jiang has always been quite…odd. Never quite acting like a child, yet never as mature as his peers. His cultivation situation is complicated, not seemingly progressing as fast, yet his skills are far beyond the foundation he had made for himself. An enigma just on his own. He makes strange choices out of nowhere, random bouts of improvements, and says unpredictable things.

    It's basically common knowledge within Yunmeng Jiang, albeit an open secret not shared to outsiders. So it's no surprise that after the war (which had suspiciously ended way easier than estimated after Jiang Cheng joined in) where all of the pre-existing Jiang disciples and residents died, that it hadn't been explicitly brought to the attention of newer outsiders that were wholly unaware of such an attitude. They had no prior warnings nor rumours to learn of the strange predicament that is Jiang Cheng.

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    And They Were Roommates by ,

    Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Resident Evil (Movies - Anderson)  

    25 Apr 2026

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    Having previously been infected with various strains of virus unknowingly by his own organisation, Chris is captured and tested on by the BSAA.

    Being dragged out of retirement, Wesker is working alongside the BSAA from the shadows, being fed research opportunities and combat data.

    Everything gets flipped on its head once the two accidentally reunite.

     

    (Originally written as an RP between the two authors.)

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    Shane Hollander: Most Wanted by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    11 Mar 2026

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    Set after Shane comes out to his team. Now that more and more people find out he is gay, he is also getting a lot more male attention.
    Meanwhile Ilya gets progressively more jealous and wants to remind everyone exactly who Shane Hollander belongs to.
    Also they're idiots in love

    or

    5 times Shane had to reject a guy giving him attention
    +1 time everyone found out why

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov Break the Internet by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    22 Feb 2026

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    [An image of this year’s NHL East All-Star team, including Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Wyatt Hayes, Troy Barrett, Carter Vaughn, and Scott Hunter, all smiling after winning this year’s NHL All-Star Game in Las Vegas]

     

    @NHLInsider There’s rumor going around that Page Six has evidence from last weekend’s All-Star Game that two NHL players are romantically linked. Checking my sources to see what I can find out. Will update later. This could have huge implications if true. 

     

    Posted on February 12 2:30 pm

    ***

    @ssmith20 wut?

    @rozanoff no way fuck boy rozanov is involved in this. my money’s on barrett and hollander.

    @luverofhockey holy shit. if this is true, it’s going to be insane

    @hattrickzzzz @luverofhockey would it really be all that surprising? Hockey is one of the most homoerotic sports in existence. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if they had whole team orgies after every game.

    @shanehollanderswife there’s no way that reddit post about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov being a couple is correct, right? ….right? 

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    The Jane Project by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    24 Jan 2026

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    The Raiders have known for years that Rozanov was seeing a Montreal girl

    They decide to text her

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