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Jisung feels kind of crazy. He’s half-hard watching something that shouldn’t even have an effect on him. He’s straight, for fuck’s sake.
He’s probably reacting to it because he hasn’t had sex in a while. It must be it, right? It has nothing to do with the way Minho’s veiny arm flexes when he pulls Hyunjin closer. Nothing to do with Minho’s half-lidded eyes as he grinds on Hyunjin with the practiced ease of someone who’s done this several times before.
Yeah, he’s just horny.
jisung thinks he’s straight until minho turns his world on its axis. as per usual.
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“...So, yeah. I’m in love with my best friend, Father. Sorry for—you know, dumping this all on you.” Buck says, sounding defeated, then, hesitantingly, “Um, are you going to absolve me?”
Eddie hums again.
(Or, Buck goes to Father Brian to confess about certain feelings he has for his best friend, and it should be okay, except, Eddie is the one sitting on the other side of the booth.)
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Harry potter wants only a few things, to survive this tournament. To see his friends again. To never returns to the Dursleys. And 1 out of 3 isn't bad, right?
Dragged back in time by a meddling diety set on playing house, Harry will have to navigate the 1940s. All while a dark lord from the history books waged a war on the continent, Professors meddle in things that frankly aren't their business. And wannabe Dark lords with teen angst and their first crush threaten to do him in. Harry just want to save the people he loves, and that's starting to mean more that just those that only exist in the future.
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@19 very interesting.
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Ch 18
Snekity snek - (read ch end note)
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The Dragon of Moria by pristineungift
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
12 May 2016
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After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter helped with the rebuilding and then went back to school, sitting his NEWTS and graduating with the rest of what The Daily Prophet called ‘The Disrupted Class.’ Following that, everyone expected him to become an auror. Harry himself expected it, right up until the moment came to apply to the academy.
He takes up a hobby instead, and it leads him to a whole new world.
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- Part 2 of Harry Potter AUs & Crossovers
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Ilium High and the Case of the Cheating Work Wife by lavenderlex
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Iliad - Homer, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
25 Jul 2025
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Menelaus: i’ve already given up
Menelaus: there’s nothing to do but cry and inhale buckets of ice cream and wallow in self pity
Greater Ajax: this is a level of dramatics to rival achilles
Agamemnon: BROTHER
Agamemnon: ARE YOU JUST GOING TO STAND BY WHILE THAT TWINK PARIS STEALS YOUR WIFE??
Idomeneus: work wife*
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or, The Achaeans spy on Helen to confirm their suspicions that she is cheating on her work husband, Menelaus, with Paris. However, the truth may be a little different than they expected... chaos ensues
featuring Odydio shenanigans and Achilles being down bad for Patroclus
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“Juntae…why are you wearing a Ganghak jersey?”
“Oh!” Juntae exclaims, scratching his head nervously. “I was just, you know…”
“It’s because he’s cheering me on,” Seongje interjects, wrapping his arm around the smaller boy, who now had his face burrowed in his hands. He relishes in how shocked Humin and Hyuntak—heck, even the newbie—looked. “Isn’t that right, puppy?”
or; eunjang and ganghak have had a long-lasting basketball rivalry. but when seo juntae falls for geum seongje, the captain of the ganghak basketball team, he’s torn between staying loyal to his friends at eunjang and dating a sworn enemy.
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- Part 1 of so high school
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This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (Or Complicated Passwords) by Coffeecrusadeclub
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
24 Jan 2025
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"Eddie Diaz is well known to be a technophobe, Evan ‘Buck’ Buckley is well known to tease him for it. He had already bought Eddie an expensive coffee maker as a joke after he’d expressed that the ai and smart features it had freaked him out, so it should be no surprise when Buck shows up with the newest Hildy device as a ‘gift’."
oorrr
Buck buys Eddie a smart fire alarm that auto calls 911 if not deactivated within 90 seconds of sensing a fire. They set it up and forget the password, a choice that would bite them in the butt sometime later when they accidentally toss a t-shirt onto a burning candle while getting spicy and can't remember the code and get found out by the 118. -
Nine isn’t a Good Number, Why Not Eight? by p1nnk
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
17 Nov 2024
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Snippets and shenanigans of Cale’s life as a “four” tailed kitsune. Timeline varies on my whims but rest assured that there’s no angst :3 I can’t handle that rn sorry :p
Only romantic pairing is Cale and Paseton, rest is purely familial/platonic cus the TCF cast are found family to the max!! The title will make sense soon, probably… shrugs
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“How should I refer to you?" He asks, aware that he should've asked this way sooner, but Armand was too busy kissing and biting him, so it's not really his fault. Armand looks at him in confusion, head tilted and eyebrows furrowed.
"Armand."
"No, I mean—" Daniel trails off in laughter and stops only once Armand's expression turns serious, "Is there a specific way I should call you right now?"
“I call Louis maître.”
French, uh? And no, he's not fucking calling Armand the same thing he uses with someone else, in the opposite position. That feels like particularly bad etiquette, and Daniel's never been one for rules, but this is the type of thing it feels he shouldn't play with. “No. That's out of the table,” Daniel says, unsettlingly firm.
Armand takes a moment to ponder around the question again. "I don't think there's a specific way I'd like to be called."
"Nothing? Really?” Daniel wonders, "We don't have to go there, but what about 'Sir'? Or maybe 'Lord'? Oh... Maybe something softer like 'Dear' or 'Beloved'? Perhaps 'Boss'...?"
Armand seems unconvinced.
"Daddy?" He tries at last.
Armand's eyes light up. It's too evident to hide the reaction.
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THE KING IS A CUCKOLD!(not clickbait!!) by nemigyu
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
01 Apr 2025
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They say Aegon Targaryen was a strange individual as a young man but was even more peculiar as a young boy.
Son of the Stranger, the court whispered.
The Dragonheart, the smallfolk cheered.
The Adjudicator, Liberator, those outside of Westeros murmured.
The most attractive man in Westeros, maidens swooned.
The only man with enough sense in this damn family, Rhaenys Targaryen smirked.
Okay, don’t inflate his ego Rhaenys, it’s already big enough.
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Aegon Targaryen, third son of Baelon was supposed to die just short of his first nameday, and he kinda did.
Just not in the way you think he did.
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gael and aegon have eloped !!
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Quitting cold turkey only strokes the ego by Noa_1707
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
16 Jan 2024
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“May I ask you something?”
Judging by tone alone Fyodor could tell right away question won’t bode for anything good. He mentally sighed, glanced up and damn did Dazai’s grin not bode well for, well, anything. “You may, although I may not answer”, Fyodor murmured with knavish grin, even if he’d rather tell Dazai to mind own business.
Dazai beamed so smugly Fyodor wanted to wipe that grin of his face – with fist of course, what else? He resumed with pretense of reading, just to make it seem he’s not interest in whatever nonsense Dazai planned on sputtering. Oh if only Fyodor had the faintest clue nonsense of which magnitude was about to fall from Dazai’s tongue, he'd have had time to brace himself.
“Are you, by any chance, sexually frustrated?”
Book fell from Fyodor’s hand. Only when pang echoed did he fathom there’s virtually no chance of masking shock now. Great, he couldn’t have possibly been more transparent regarding Dazai hitting bulls eye.
“Excuse me?”
In which Nikolai got Fyodor addicted to sex, he goes to Meursalut and experiences severe cock withdrawal symptoms. Dazai is there on a mission, not to save the earth but to uncover reason for his cellmate’s crankiness.
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The Last Ronin Becomes a Discord Admin by MelonPalooza
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003), Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), The Last Ronin (TMNT), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (Movie 2023)
30 Nov 2024
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The Last Ronin survives the fight with Oroku Hiroto. He didn't expect that. He no longer can hear his brothers, and it makes him just a little bit lonely. One day, he finds an old laptop left behind by his late brother. On it is a single messaging platform, filled to the brim with other turtles from other dimensions. They were just like his brothers, yet so different…
Why did his brother make such an invention? For what purpose did he intend for it? And why do these kids keep trying to get him to open up?
Arcs: (click/tap to open)
• New Turtle in Town (Ch 1-18)
• Secrets and Sleuthing (Ch 19-32)
• Aaahh!!! Real Rugrats (Ch 33-???)Series
- Part 1 of The Last Ronin Discord Shenanigans
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cross my heart and hope to die by unluckyolive
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
13 Jun 2022
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“Have you seen your dick?!” Kim Dokja bursts.
Yoo Joonghyuk stares at him.
“Yes,” he says.
“And—and it’s—” Kim Dokja presses his hands together, his cheeks flaming red. “It’s—”
“It’s…?”
Or: Kim Dokja has reservations about having sex with Yoo Joonghyuk, mainly for one reason in particular.
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DLC: Shen Qingqius Past, Present and Future! by bloodsongs
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Sep 2021
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Narrowing his eyes at the both of them, Shen Yuan folds his arms. “Me? Transmigrating into the scum villain in Proud Immortal Demon Way? That’s so impossibly trite. I don’t believe you.”
“Oh?” Shen Qingqiu raises an eyebrow. “Do you want me to recite the hidden folder paths for all the uncensored fancomics you saved off Lofter or talk about how you got into a fight with the Bingge dakimakura manufacturer for not getting his demon mark right?”
Shen Yuan’s face drains of all colour. “How did you—”
The older Shen Qingqiu snorts behind his fan. “Wow, I’d nearly forgotten about that. Nice job getting blacklisted by that whole group of companies on Taobao over that wank, by the way.”
A spanking brand new System DLC results in current Shen Qingqiu, a future older Shen Qingqiu and a younger Shen Yuan being summoned to exist in a single point in time—they decide to make the most of it with Luo Binghe.
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Suowei is in love with Idol Chi Cheng. He even has a fairly popular fandom account dedicated to him. The issue? There's an anti in his comments insulting the love of his life, and he's accidentally become friends with him. How long can it continue until one or both of them snap?
aka Chi Cheng is his own anti and kinda in love with the guy running this stan account
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Rumi is weird, but that doesn't mean anything, right?
AKA: The 4 times the girls pretend Rumi is human and the 1 time they admit she isn't, with Romance and Abby as unwanted special guests.
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Forgotten Bento by Orion969
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Jul 2025
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Izuku forgot his bento. AGAIN. so Hisashi, being the most awesome dad to ever awesome dad, decides to bring Izuku his bento box
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- Part 4 of Orion's BNHA madness
- Part 1 of Orion's Dad for One obsession
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Till Weirdmageddon Do Us Part by Behavioral_Unit091_B, selfless_solipsist
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
28 Sep 2025
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UPDATE (30.09.2025): Chapters from 1-22 are gonna get updated soon due to me finally learning how to space things out correctly + to fix the formatting in the dialogues and such. NEW SCENES ARE GOING TO BE ADDED AS WELL. (3/22 complete)
In a chaotic twist of fate (or more like a weird trial from an ancient, cosmic axolotl), you find yourself married to Bill Cipher, the interdimensional demon and chaos incarnate. Two weeks into your new life together, you're just trying to survive the absurdity of being legally bound to a two-dimensional triangle with a massive ego and questionable decision-making skills. With Bill floating around making strange observations about the horrors of human biology and occasionally trying to "bond," things are... well, let's just say "normal" isn't in the cards. Will this be the most dysfunctional marriage in the multiverse? Probably. Will you survive? Maybe. Will it be hilarious? Absolutely.
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- Part 1 of Born of Chaos, Bound by Choice
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OKAY, I'M ABOUT TO SCREAM.
THIS FANFIC MADE ME LOVE BILL CIPHER EVEN MORE (LIKE, FOR REAL, I FELL FOR HIM MORE WITH EVERY CHAPTER JUST LIKE THE Y/N). THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF HORROR/SILLY/ROMANTIC/SMUTTY/ANGSTY/HILARIOUS ENERGY. THE PERFECT CIPHER BLEND. EVERYONE IS IN-CHARACTER AND GIVEN JUSTICE, EVEN THE BACKGROUND CHARACTERS - ESPECIALLY THE HENCHMANIACS!!!!!! (ALSO AUTHOR MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH 8-BALL, HE'S NOW MY BIG BUFFY GREEN BABY, THANK YOU; I LOVE THE TAKE ON THE HENCHMANIACS). THE VISUALS IN A FEW OF THE CHAPTERS, ESPECIALLY CHAPTER 38, ARE SCRATCHING MY BRAIN IN JUST THE RIGHT WAY AND I'M JUST MMMMMMM, FEED ME MORE AUTHOR. FEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AND, OF COURSE, LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT THE ABSOLUTE LEGEND THAT IS *LEGS* (Y/N); SHE'S MY FAVOURITE READER INSERT AND I LOVE HER TO DEATH PPLEASE LET HER STEP ON ME
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BEST BILL CIPHER X READER FIX TO EXIST IN ALL KNOWN AND UNKNOWN UNIVERSES
I'M SURE IF I EXISTED IN OTHER WORLDS, I'D BE READING THIS AND SCRWAMING IN DELIGHT IN ALL OF THEM
LEGS X BILL FOR LIFE
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There's Something Different About Snape by a_decently_sized_worm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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The year is 2025. An average guy gets hit by a car on his way home from work and dies.
In another universe, the year is 1992. Severus Snape wakes up. He proceeds to have a panic attack.
Yes, this is a silly, self-indulgent isekai/transmigration story starring Severus Snape. Watch as he does shenanigans, has anxiety, and keeps putting everyone he knows into shock with his sudden tendency to smile. Get in everyone, we're gonna desecrate this world. Screw you, Rowling, you deserve 0 respect.
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The Senju clan have lived the passed decade or so with their faces covered. The Uchiha assume its a measure against their Sharingan. However, a Senju clan mandate was made that no Senju can trust himself to keep his emotions in check, therefore, they shall shield their emotions from the world.
When Hashirama sues for peace, the masks are the first thing the Uchiha put forth to dispose of.
Hashirama is quick to agree, but are other?-
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