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  1. 68

    I'm just a Teenage Dirtbag, Baby (Like You) by

    Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn  

    12 Apr 2026

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    Penelope Featherington did not expect her debut to go well.

    She certainly did not expect to be caught studying an entirely inappropriate ceiling fresco.

    And she definitely did not expect Colin Bridgerton to notice.

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    Ilya R has been added to the group chat. by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    23 Apr 2026

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    Bood
    what have you given her before?

    Ilya
    A fucking, mostly

    Bood
    CHEAP
    CHEAP GIFT GIVER

    Ilya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.

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    Dragonstone by

    Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms  

    14 Apr 2017

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    After the death of his brother, Robert Baratheon needs a loyalist Lord on Dragonstone. He also really wants back in Ned's good graces.

    Or, the Game goes on after the Rebellions. The Starks still won't play, but everyone is playing the Game all around them, and Jon Sand has somehow become an important piece. Robert Baratheon, unknowingly, is the Targaryens' greatest asset.

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    of inappropriate advices and other side projects, The Machine by

    Fandoms: Person of Interest (TV)  

    10 May 2013

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    "Do we still have milk?" John asks, unabashed.
    Negative, the text says.
    "I just bought some last -" Harold begins, indignant.
    Expired, the text flashes.
    "Well," John says. "it does see everything, you know."

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    Shane Hollander is Dating a Nice Man From Montreal! by

    Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    16 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander has a secret boyfriend, and it’s not Ilya Rozanov. That’s for the best, though, because Shane’s boyfriend is absolutely perfect on paper. He’s also completely on board with the need to keep their relationship out of the press to avoid ruffling any feathers at the MHL commissioner’s office.

    There’s only one problem with Shane’s boyfriend. He’s not Ilya Rozanov.

    (Canon divergence where Ilya and Shane do separate photo shoots pre-rookie season and never hook up. Somehow. So then Shane has a “normal” dating life.)

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    Everyone Wants a Piece of Me (For Different Reasons) by

    Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP, Dream SMP, Strength SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP  

    26 Apr 2026

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    Wemmbu has a problem.

    Actually, several.

    One: he keeps getting jumped.
    Two: the people jumping him are suspiciously hot.
    Three: everyone insists this is somehow his fault.
    Four : WHY IS THERE A FOURTH ONE NOW?—Chaos must really like him, why the hell is he dealing with this many problems in barely a week?!

    Also, where the hell did these guys even come from—and why are they so weirdly dedicated to beating him up?

    WHY IS HE PULLING GUYS LIKE A HUMAN MAGNET LEFT AND RIGHT?!

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    i'm the one, can you feel it? by

    Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)  

    08 Oct 2025

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    Viktor already mourns for his future self, who will have to go through life knowing he’ll never be as comfortable as the night he spent in Jayce Talis’ bed.

    And — Gods, that’s really what he’s about to do, isn’t it? Years of yearning for the moment Jayce would invite him home, whether it be a drunken mistake or an act of desperation on Jayce’s part, and this is how it’s finally happening.

    Or: Following a lab incident, Jayce and Viktor find themselves forced to maintain skin contact 24/7.

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    Coffee, (Blue) Cookies, and Capes by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types  

    19 Mar 2026

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    Bruce Wayne falls in love with some random bookstore owner/author named Sally Jackson. So of course his kids start digging into her. And they find... well. Her first ex-husband mysteriously disappeared. Her second husband died in a terrorist attack. And her son's accused of blowing up the St. Louis Arch among many other things.

    And given Bruce's track record of hopelessly loving criminals...

    They're worried.

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    Another Cult Sibling by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    18 Feb 2026

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    After his mother’s death, Percy is forced to move in with his wealthy uncle in Gotham. Luckily for him, he only has to survive one year under the same roof before he can move out and disappear again.

    The Waynes, however, are completely overwhelmed. Why can’t they seem to handle their newest family member—one who’s clearly a traumatized cult member? And more confusing still: why does Percy seem to know so many people, both in and out of Gotham?

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    Eight Legendary Heroes vs. Two Gremlins & the Entire Gerudo Population by

    Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)  

    12 Aug 2025

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    Princess Zelda of Hyrule has two best friends: Link, her personal Knight, and Riju, the Chief of the Gerudo. After a Sheikah research mishap turns Link and Zelda into children and strands them in the Gerudo desert, they encounter a band of disguised Yiga. When they escape, Riju teams up with them to create a plan to deal with these strange Yiga and their undoubtedly sinister intentions. And what is that plan?

    Shameless trolling until they finally break character, of course!

    For their part, the Chain is just confused and concerned. It's not every day you arrive in a new Hyrule to find a very small Hero and Princess blowing up monsters with high-yield explosives, after all.

    Chapter 10: Bonus AU

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    Toph’s time-changing field trip by

    Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)  

    29 Jun 2025

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    Five years after the war, Fire Lord Zuko and Metalbender Master Toph Beifong drink poisoned tea and die. They wake up in Ba Sing Se, right in the middle of the war. Being the responsible adult she is, Toph quickly forms a plan:

    1. Drink tea with Uncle Iroh (Zuko included).

    2. Don’t tell the GAang, because mystery is fun.

    3. Watch everyone lose their minds trying to figure out what’s going on.

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    you could write a book on how to ruin someone’s perfect day by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    25 Apr 2025

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    “Ask a Librarian” Chat Log Archive

    WEI WUXIAN: my doctor diagnosed me with librariphobia so i can’t come return my books it’s a very serious condition

    LIBRARIAN: Fear of libraries? Ridiculous.

    WEI WUXIAN: fear of librarians actually! i can’t get within 1000ft of them

    LIBRARIAN: Then it’s best for us to stop conversing.

    WEI WUXIAN: but then how will i get my fines cleared?

    LIBRARIAN: You are not getting your fines cleared.

    WEI WUXIAN: this is extremely cruel and unusual

    LIBRARIAN: If you say so.

    [Librarian has disconnected.]

    OR: delinquent library patron!wwx's favorite pastime is pestering librarian!lwj through the online chat

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    No Child Left Behind by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    18 Feb 2025

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    Tom Riddle, Hogwarts’s beloved Defense professor, doesn’t know what happened to his top student Harry Potter over the summer, but by Merlin he’s going to find out. The normally brash and cheerful boy is now jumpy and haunted-looking, refusing to make eye contact in class and avoiding him in the corridors. Tom has seen enough traumatized and abused magical children to recognize the signs, and he won’t rest until he’s helped Harry and ensured his safety, just as he’s done for so many before him.

    Meanwhile, Harry doesn’t know how he woke up in a parallel universe where the Dark Lord is teaching Defense and has the whole world hoodwinked. But he’s the savior, damnit, and he’s going to protect this world—and his now-alive parents—even if he has to do it alone. No matter what unconventional tactics Voldemort is using now.

    A story of good intentions, miscommunication, and straight-up shenanigans.

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    Follow the Spider Silk by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    22 Mar 2025

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    Spider-man slinks his way closer to the wall Hobie resides on with entirely silent steps and Hobie is struck by the realization that the man had probably been watching them, for who knows long, and none of their senses alerted them of his presence.

    He doesn’t have long to dwell over the realization because as soon as Spider-man has reached a point where he can see all three of them at once he crosses his arms, his rather impressive shoulders further imposing as he speaks in a robotic tone, “Who are you and what do you want with this universe."

    or

    Miles's cannon event is proven as bogus and his dad doesn't die, he is accepted into the Spider Society and trains under Peter B. for a year and a half when he and the others are sent out to MCU Spider-man's universe about a year after the events of No Way Home to investigate and offer an invitation to the resident Spider-man. when they get there they find a weary, paranoid Peter with no family left and even less shits to give.
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    *not as angsty as it sounds I'm just bad at summaries*

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    ilya rozanov terrorizes the internet by

    Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)

    26 Apr 2026

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    Caution: (Haunted) Construction Zone Ahead by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    16 Jul 2024

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    “So, any suggestions?” Second clicks his pen.

    Izuku considers it for a moment. “A library?” A few positive comments, and Second’s writing it down while Izuku considers other options. “An All Might merch room?”

    “No.” Second clicks the pen again. “No more suggestions.”

    -

    [Or, the residents of One for All decide a throne room is not enough, and so, they build a house.]

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    the sweater song (i’ve come undone) by

    Fandoms: House M.D.  

    28 Jun 2023

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    Wilson was wearing a sweater.

    And not just any sweater.

    An oversized, thick, ratty red thing that looked like it had been hand stitched by the dust mites living in its threads.

    It was horrifyingly ugly. It was a complete eye sore. The way Wilson’s white lab coat was layered made it even more awkward, with the sleeves struggling to contain the chunky wool.

    Wilson looked ridiculous.

    -

    or: wilson wears an ugly sweater. house finds out he has a thing for pretty boys in ugly sweaters.

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    It was a trap I fell into by

    Fandoms: TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band)  

    19 Mar 2024

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    Yeonjun is no stranger to fans shipping their group.

    In theory.

    He’s never thought much of it, always taking comments about his clingy nature in stride - it’s just how friends show affection, right? Lingering touches, toe-the-line flirting, just-a-bit-too-long eye contact: Yeonjun has it under control.

    He’s known Choi Soobin for seven years now, it’s not like the spark of a mild crush is enough to change anything between them.

    Except, maybe it is.

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    Animagus Shenanigans by

    Fandom Hannibal (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, InuYasha - A Feudal Fairy Tale, Sherlock (TV), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types

    24 Sep 2025

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    Fics where MOD Harry Potter is an Animagus and gets up to mischief. Featuring my attempts at working a skull pattern somewhere onto his Animagus form in every fic. XD

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    Q. A. B. by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    08 Mar 2021

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    One month after @hawks_unofficial's initial viral post, the blog titled "Quirk Analysis Blog for the Future", otherwise known as "Q. A. B.", has gone from an average of 10 views per post to an average of 20,000 views per post.

    Midoriya Izuku does not know how to view the impressions analysis for his suddenly popular blog, and only notices that sometimes, people actually comment on his posts now. He does not google himself or his moniker and thus does not see the rise in online articles and speculation.

    He is unaware that the "kyuu-ei-bee" he begins to hear about in passing refers to his own blog. He does not have a Twitter account.

    At the time, Midoriya Izuku is 15 years old.

    Izuku (accidentally) starts a cult.

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