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In which Buck and Eddie ruin Chimney’s morning.
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Pick A Card (The Two Of Hearts) by nightshade882
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Sep 2025
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“Are you new around here, Houdini? I’m sure there’s another location, say, five miles out from here?”
“Why should I leave?” The man scoffed, shuffling the cards much more than necessary, “I think this place is cozy. And it’s packed in the daytime. Lots of people, y’know. People who would kill to see a good trick or two.”
“...You do realize that I’ll be here, stealing away the traffic?” Wilbur sneered.
“Out of pity. Giving money to the poor is a charitable act, isn’t it?”
Wilbur felt his mouth open slightly.
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Wilbur is a passionate busker trying to make enough money to survive. Quackity is a magician dreaming of getting rich quick. Both of them wind up claiming the same road for their street performances. Antics and shenanigans ensue.
I DO NOT SUPPORT THE ACTIONS OF WILLIAM GOLD, SUPPORT VICTIMS
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Pick A Card (The Two Of Hearts)
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Harry is fed up with his so-called best friends. It turns out so is the rest of his house. They have tried everything to get the two to ask for a resort. What else can they do? Based on a prompt from Deb Ives' Group on FB.
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Potter and Malfoy's Guide to the Internet by Bitui_n
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jul 2025
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Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.
Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
Draco: Our minions-
Harry: Followers
Draco: -keep commenting itIn a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.
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Everyone Hail To The Pumpkin Song by YesThatJack
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
15 Oct 2025
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The crossover you didn't know you needed, in which Charlie proudly introduces her comrades to an old family friend whose pocket dimension is only accessible one day per year.
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The Cape Void by CharlesWaterloo
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
12 Sep 2021
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In which Batman’s cape may or may not be bigger on the inside, contains many sandwiches, creates more problems than it solves, and is the constant delight of his children.
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‘We played hide and seek in the cave once and Tim had the bright idea of hiding in the Cape Void,’ Dick said, smiling slightly evilly at him.
‘Yeah, that was a weird couple of days. The void demons are nice, though,’ Tim added casually.
‘What?’ everyone said at once, heads snapping towards him.
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(A series of stories detailing the problems that occur when several lightly insane vigilantes have access to an unexplainable void.)
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The Power Of The Magical Phallus by omgspnfanfiction
Fandom: Black Widow (Movie 2021), Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Loki (TV 2021), Loki: Agent of Asgard, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Supernatural, Supernatural (TV 2005), Teen Wolf (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Thor (Movies)
10 Oct 2025
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Different fics where phalluses aren't actually phalluses, but devices to trick Y/n into sleeping with them. Where cum is never cum, it's just magic liquid that helps her.
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Everybody Wants You by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DC Animated Universe
09 Jan 2017
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A copy of People’s Magazine gets smuggled onto the Watchtower. It turns out the sexiest man alive on the front is one of their own--Bruce Wayne.
Too bad Batman never takes his cowl off.
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Lance has a boyfriend. Lance does not realize he has a boyfriend. Keith, understandably, does not react well.
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- Part 1 of A Fish And A Bird
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Lance being an oblivious idiot.
Cute af tho
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The Story Of Us by That_One_Dwarf
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Taylor Swift (Musician)
15 Oct 2025
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The mortifying feeling of falling love with your best friend is tantamount to the worst feeling one can ever feel.
"How to make it worse?", you may ask?
It takes years to realize that you are, in fact, in love with your best friend.
All chapters will be inspired by a Taylor Swift song.
PS. I REFUSE to acknowledge nor use the 2024 version of Mean Girls for this version, so have the 2004 version in mind when reading this.
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Wednesday and Enid survived high school and are rooming in uni. Wednesday comes to understand she caught feelings and gets pretty excited about dying from a broken heart. Nobody has done that before, and it's so on brand too.
Featuring dingy little student dorms, Wednesday's latest Viper de la Muerte novel, Thing, various composers both classical and modern, Enid being the grownup and Wednesday thinking she has it all figured out. -
Defining Chronology by SavWithaG
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
08 Sep 2025
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The Protagonist and Antagonist being trapped in a time loop puts a bit of a damper on the plot, wouldn't you say?
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Izuku and Tomura are 110% done with this bullshit. Everyone else is very concerned.
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Chapter 2
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Ravi: i take back everything, i’m no longer glad to be here
Ravi: buck’s sighs have been taken out of the chat
Chim: If you sigh one more time I’m going to smack you
Buck: can't a man be dramatic in peace
Bobby: Please no threats of physical violence in the work group chat. Gather for roll call. Thank you. – Bobby Nash
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ch 13
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In A Toad's Pocket by TheAnalyZer
Fandoms: Hotline Miami (Video Games), Celeste (Video Game), Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Dangan Ronpa Series, Hellsing, Death Note (Anime & Manga)
12 Aug 2025
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Imagine being trapped within a realm you've never seen before, imagine being trapped with people from worlds you've never even imagine before, imagine surviving this realm hoping those around you are able to protect and save you.
This is "In a Toad's Pocket" a fanficion series based on a Youtube series about analyzing and learning about characters.
It's essentially a series where random characters the author knows about get to show up and interact with each other.
It will be as long as the channel is up and keeps doing character analysis.Series
- Part 1 of In A Toad's Pocket
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‘Erm.’ Tobirama cleared his throat to get his attention. ‘It has been brought to my attention that you are looking to be wed.’ He finally spoke up in a carefully measured voice.
This time, Madara definitely choked on his own spit, his thoughts coming up to a screeching halt. Coughing a few times, he hurriedly reached for a handkerchief to prevent another disaster from happening. One careless fiasco with his brother was enough, he didn’t need the whole village gossiping about his pining, thank you very much.
‘I’ll do it.’ Tobirama offered quickly.
For a few beats, Madara just gaped like a fish, his mouth parched. Surely, he must have misheard. Surely Tobirama hasn't actually proposed what he thought he did. Right? ‘I beg your pardon?’
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- Part 24 of Random MadaTobi
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Every time that you lose it (Sing it for the world) by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
12 Apr 2024
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Jaime ran through the halls of Casterly Rock, ducking and weaving deftly between servants and distant relatives, only stopping to help right the poor maid who nearly got knocked over by him before he was off again in the direction of his father’s solar.
Seven years he has lived in this life, a world so familiar and so foreign, and he’s made it his own. He knows the story, and he knows what will happen, but there are a few things that he can try to change.
Like this.
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A self-insert into Jaime Lannister, except this is a normal guy who doesn't know how a printing press works and just wants to raise kittens and play with a sword
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- Part 1 of Lannister Cat Universe
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They're Famous, Your Honour by siirensslap
Fandom: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
01 Sep 2025
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A Buzzfeed Unsolved video about Percy Jackson and a few demigods on the internet — what? That’s not weird at all. (one-shot every month of 2025)
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“So literally just—ask him,” Hen says. “With words. Say ‘hey, Buck, we’ve been functionally living together for years, want to actually move in’?”
“No,” Eddie tells the tabletop.
“I’ve gotta say,” Chim says and, by the sound of it, puts away the magazine he wasn’t reading. “This seems like a crisis of your own making.”
“How?” Eddie says, into a patch of something sticky they should probably wipe up before Bobby gets here.
“You’re the one who wants to ask him to move in via meme.”
or, the one in which embracing the meme life turns out to be more complicated than eddie expected.
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- Part 2 of the kermit verse
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Lannister Cat Universe by IzzyMRDB
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
12 Apr 2024
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A Broken Cup by GhostIsReading
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
12 May 2021
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Dr Hannibal Lecter, Chesapeak Ripper and Serial Killer owned a Bentley. Used said Bentley to cart around the bodies of his victims and had thus far been uncaught. Of course that is if you didn’t count Will Graham, profiler and FBI Criminal Psychology Professor, discovering him when he was hiding a corpse of his own.
Fake Dating au because they need an alibi for murder.
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- Part 1 of The Tea Set
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- 47,135
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- 20/20
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