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    Cliff Marleau can be a dumbass, it’s fair to say - anyone can, some people would claim it more likely for men, and some people would certainly claim that being in a profession that involves violence, speed, and sharp things, and a ridiculous amount of travel all on a regular basis would make it pretty likely for someone to be a dumbass. He does dumb shit sometimes, but it’s usually pretty basic.

    Actually, how this started was years ago, when he still felt just barely out of being a rookie himself and Coach asked him to keep a watch on their new Russian rookie Ilya Rozanov, now Boston’s captain and one of Cliff’s good friends.

    And Cliff is pretty damn curious about the girlfriend Ilya swears he doesn’t want to have.

    OR: Cliff's investment in getting Ilya to admit he's more invested than normal in Montreal Jane throws him and the Boston Raiders down the path of queer allyship.

    title from 'Bejeweled' by Taylor Swift.

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    As Ginny's maid of honor Hermione has a job to do and she takes it very seriously. However, no one told her that Cormac McLaggen was the best man. Or that they would be participating in a weeks worth of archaic highland wedding traditions. Nor that she would like it.

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    A Supernatural AU of the movie This means war. Where Castiel and Benny are secret agents for a supernatural spy agency and Dean Winchester is an unsuspecting hunter who was talked into downloading a dating app by his friend Charlie.

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    5/?
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    Harry Potter has been murdered, but the prophecy child must live on if the wizarding world is to have any hope…even if that means abducting a suitable replacement and creating a new Harry Potter.

    Half a world away, in Saint Louis, Anita has given birth to a son, a very powerful mix of herself and her polycule. Despite his Mowgli’s syndrome, he is much loved and doted upon, until the day he is ripped from them, every avenue of investigation futile.

    At seventeen, Harry completes his purpose and he finally kills Voldemort, freeing the wizarding world, and himself. Dealing with his own issues, he leaves everything behind for a peaceful life in the muggle world away from the reminders of the war. His plans always go askew. Especially when an assassin named Edward breaks into his home, intent on dragging Harry to a city in America and to a family Harry never even knew he had.

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    A vivisection fueled portal mishap sends Danny to hell completely by accident, leading to him deaging down to the age of his ghost core.

    Meanwhile, Lucifer is convinced that Danny's arrival means a shift in power between heaven and hell.

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    Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.

    But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

    She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

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    Harry Potter is five years old when a family moves into the empty house across the street. He meets a little girl with parents that seem to like her as much as his uncle's like him. Who better to be friends with than someone who knows what it feels like to be unwanted? Even better that she also can make things happen without explanation.
    And if he and Matilda cause trouble for The Trunchbull... Well, they are just children after all. Who would believe the headmistress that two small children filled her office with snakes?
    And if they cause trouble for Professor Snape later while at Hogwarts, it's a good thing the man has a soft spot for the two of them. It would make the professor's life easier if Dumbledore just took the stupid rock from the school so he doesn't have to chase down his students.

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    “Cousin, did you RSVP? There’s a fuckin’ deadline and you are not gonna be a bad invitee if I have anything to say—oh right.” Richie chastises before seeming to realize something, standing next to Syd.

    Sydney looks over at Richie confused as hell before looking back down at Carmy who stands.

    “Will you go to Andrea’s wedding with me, Syd?”

    **********

    when chef terry announces her plans for a wedding weekend in napa, california, carmen convinces sydney to be his date. platonically.

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    Draco Malfoy i Hermiona Granger są najlepszymi przyjaciółmi.
    Absolutnie i totalnie najlepszymi przyjaciółmi.
    Codziennie sobie nawzajem (i wszystkim innym) o tym przypominają.
    Więc bycie skutymi magicznymi kajdankami przez trzydzieści dni? Żaden problem. To profesjonalni łamacze klątw. Poradzą sobie.
    Prawda?
    A dodatkowo:
     Chaotyczny przyjaciel Theodore Nott, agent anarchii.
     Cotygodniowe zasady przyjaźni (bo granice są ważne).
     Niezwykle sekretny romans Hermiony.
     Krzyk jako język miłości Hermiony i Lucjusza.
     Niefortunne odkrycie mugolskiego porno przez Draco.
     Niezrównoważona przyszła panna młoda w kontraktowym związku i tiarą wielkości Neptuna.
     Nic tak nie zacieśnia przyjaźni jak wzajemna masturbacja, o ile nie utrzymuje się bezpośredniego kontaktu wzrokowego.
     I odwieczne pytanie: czy wszystkie magiczne masaże kończą się szczęśliwym zakończeniem?

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    Hermione Granger only meant to watch a Quidditch match to support Ginny Weasley's debut. Instead, a Kiss Cam lands her in the middle of a very public moment she absolutely didn't sign up for—one that sends the wizarding world into a frenzy before she's even made it home.

    After an unfortunate tangle of unwanted attention, awkward encounters, and the uncomfortable realisations that certain people from her past are far more involved in her present than she ever expected, Hermione needs to make selfish decisions.

    Between Ministry bureaucracy, Quidditch politics, nosy headlines, and the strange new dynamic with a familiar blond nuisance, Hermione suddenly finds herself juggling far more than a simple weekend distraction.

    All from one accidental moment caught on camera—and the aftermath she couldn't escape even if she wanted to.

    [Chapter 1 is a standalone one-shot]

    [Kiss Cam Save is related to the other stories in the How to Tame a Silver Dragon Multiverse but you can enjoy it as a standalone]

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    32/?
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    Hermione Granger is determined to attend her best friend’s wedding with a date. Rather than face the ridicule of her surrogate family that is the Weasleys and in order to show up her ex-fiancé, Dean, she resorts to the advice of one Theo Nott to find a last-minute escort. None other than Draco Malfoy.

    His dashing good looks and quick-witted charm may win over her family. But will they win over Hermione?

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    “The wonders of the wizarding world have just become more accessible! Hermione Granger, renowned for her brilliance and dedication to magical reform, has introduced a new enchanted ledger that promises to change the way we purchase books forever. The ledger, linked by a charm to Flourish and Blotts’ vast selection, allows witches and wizards to browse every title in the store from the comfort of their homes, ensuring that no one ever has to leave the house in search of the latest reads.”
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    Hermione blinked, her mind momentarily derailed. “What do you mean? I thought this was already finalized. It’s just a ledger, Malfoy.”
    “It’s not just a ledger,” Draco replied, his tone sharper now, though still emotionless. “If you want it to succeed on a larger scale - if you want other stores across the wizarding world to adopt it—then we’ll need to handle logistics, expansion, partnerships… all of that. I’ve been involved from the start, and I’ve been advising the Department of Magical Commerce on this project for a reason.”

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    When Hermione is whisked out of the country to Pansy’s bachelorette party, Harry and Ron adamantly refuse to watch Crookshanks for the weekend. Seeing his damsel in distress, Draco volunteers despite the warnings of half-kneazle’s predisposition towards violence.

    After all, they say the fastest way to woo a witch is first to win the affections of her furry familiar.

    ✧⋅A Dramione Text Fic⋅✧

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    Seven years after the war, marriage rates are declining, resulting in lower birth rates. Minister of Magic Kingsley Shackelbolt begins prepping legislation to enact a marriage law to save their dwindling economy. When Pansy Parkinson catches wind of his plan she counters with an idea for a show similar to one in the States where a woman dates thirty contestants to find true love.

    What better way to restore the Wizarding World's faith in true love and boost morale than by watching their very own war heroine, Hermione Granger, fall in love for the entire society to witness?

    or

    A bachelorette au

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    Ten years after Voldemort’s fall.

    Draco Malfoy is a scorned ex-Death Eater. He knows people despise him for his past and, outwardly, he could not care less. Yet when the Ministry repeatedly oversteps, he finally reaches his limit, willing to humiliate himself if it secures his son’s future. One year after his wife’s death, he is weary of solitude, weary of being controlled by his father and grandfather.
    Helping his family now requires bending his pride to the one woman whose presence still unsettles him more than he would ever admit.

    Hermione, freshly separated from Ron, finds herself trapped in her job, wearied by monotony, frustrated by corruption. At a Ministry ball, she is accosted by a man she least wants to see: Draco Malfoy. His plea for help, for him and his family, throws Hermione’s life into a whirlpool of guilt, old traumas, and unresolved feelings, forcing her to navigate unexpected deals. Not only with Draco. As she struggles to balance morality, loyalty, and her own desires, Draco’s behaviour, and her own treacherous heart, turns everything upside down. Yet, when she finally meets Draco’s son, Hermione realises: her heart belongs to at least one Malfoy…

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    Draco Malfoy – pompous git extraordinaire – nearly snuffs it and has the absolute bloody cheek to gasp Hermione Granger’s name with his dying breath, claiming he’s been utterly mad for her.

    The kicker? The bloke hasn’t said a single sodding word to her in years. Yet that’s apparently not going to stop him from finally getting his witch.

    From Granger’s increasingly creative attempts to tell the obsessed bastard to piss off and leave her the hell alone, to Malfoy’s deeply questionable – borderline psychotic – methods of pursuit, the man is clearly hell-bent on getting the witch in bed, wedded, and knocked up by the end of the week.

    updates every fortnight.

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    The Ministry wants unity.
    The public wants a fairytale.
    Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy want absolutely nothing to do with each other.

    When the Ministry selects Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy as the poster power couple for post-war “unity,” they’re promised power, reform, and everything they care about most- if they can convince the public that they are in love. But as scripted dates, staged kisses, and engineered intimacy begin to blur into something real, they both discover the same impossible truth:

    Somewhere along the way, the act stopped being an act.

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    Every night for almost her entire life, Rey has dreamt of a man standing before her in a meadow with his hand outstretched—every night but the one before the Kingdom of Alderaan is meant to attack Coruscant. With King Organa's monstrous Knights of Ren barreling down upon the Republic, her grandfather, King Palpatine, has no choice but to send her away for her own safety.

    But when she is intercepted by the infamous Kylo Ren and his knights, Rey will learn there is something more dangerous than the war between Alderaan and the Republic:

    Discovering the identity of the man in the meadow and her place within the strange and terrifying Kingdom of Alderaan.

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    20/34
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    Seven years ago, Hermione Granger disappeared from London—or rather, she ran away. She never liked to consider it that way but that was the truth of it. The war ruined her, and then Draco Malfoy finished the job.

    After years of healing her own heart, running an institute to heal others, and making unexpected friends along the way, she thought she’d finally gotten a version of a life she deserved. Maybe not the one she’d always imagined, but one she knew she’d earned.

    That is until one day, a mysterious owl appeared outside her window, carrying dozens of letters bound neatly with twine, that spanned the last seven years—the first dated from the day she left London. Hermione’s carefully built peace shattered as though it had never truly been there to begin with.

    The letters were all from one person: Draco Malfoy.

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    Twelve years after the war, Hermione Granger becomes Head Archivist of the Ministry’s memory vault—a sentient structure buried deep within the Department of Mysteries that catalogues history and anomalous artifacts.

    Then it starts behaving strangely. It begins with minor clerical errors like false dates on paperwork and a subtle shift of corridors but then escalates to people themselves forgetting. Or worse yet, remembering what isn't theirs to remember.

    When the Minister forces a "consultant" on her team, it’s the last person she wants poking around. Draco Malfoy is an expert in sentient architecture. He's brilliant, restrained, and far too observant. Together, they’re forced to dig into a history that’s literally rewriting itself, chasing a connection that neither of them remembers, but both of them can feel in the air between them.

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    Chapters:
    12/50
    Comments:
    10
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    14
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