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Crisis Resolution 101: What Not to Do by disparity
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Oct 2025
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Is it just Kaveh, or is that very hot, very jacked guy in the compression shirt checking out his ass in the mirror while he's doing squats?
Or, the one where Alhaitham and Kaveh are gym bros.
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“Huh?” Maddie blinks at him, cheeks flushed, stance a little wobbly. It’s rare he sees her properly drunk—but it makes him happy to see her so loose and comfortable. “Evan?”
“Eddie texted asking for a ride.” He narrows his eyes at her. “How much did you guys drink?”
Maddie squints right back. “That’s none of your business.”
“Uh-huh. Can I have my boyfriend back, please?”
“Fine.” She twists around and calls into the house, “Eddie! You-know-who is here!”
When she turns back, Buck gives her a puzzled look. Maddie just shrugs. “I’m not putting another dollar in the B-U-C-K jar. I’ve got two kids.”
Eddie appears under a minute later, weaving through the hallway with a grin that could light up the whole house, the same beaming grin that lights up Buck’s whole life. His hair is a little mussed, his cheeks flushed and ruddy. The second he spots Buck, his megawatt smile somehow gets even brighter.
“Baby,” He says, stumbling the last step it takes to end up by Maddie’s side. Buck catches him by his arm easily.
“Hey, loverboy,” Buck bites his bottom lip, swallowing down a laugh. “C’mon, let’s get you home.”
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Flufftober day 10: Drunk Confessions
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- Part 10 of Kryptonian Kinktober 2025
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can i call you when it ends? by Anonymous for The_Fourth_Queen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Oct 2025
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Bored from his house arrest, Draco gets a cellphone and immediately uses it to annoy Harry Potter. He can't help it. It's too easy.
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In this universe, Viskade is a book series that our Wilhelm, Crown Prince of Sweden, read and identified with in his youth. Wilhelm begins this story laid up, sick in bed, and decides to write and post a fanfic on AO3 about his favorite childhood book series Viskade and engage with his readers in the comments section.
This fic is told in two parts... it's kind of a SMAU meets AO3 fanfic
Wilhelm's fanfic - in the even numbered chapters, where he interacts with readers in the comments section
And a story about his life - in the odd numbered chapters, where I interact with readers as the author
THIS IS AN EXPLICIT STORY FOR ADULTS ONLY
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- Part 3 of Viskade AU Series
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TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! by theseus0004
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
08 Oct 2025
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Kaidou Shun decides to be a little more rebellious oh yeah and also him and Aren want to start a rock band
i will add more tags as the fic goes on these are just for the basic idea on whats happening and what you should expect
the ships that arent kubokai are very minor because im mainly just gonna write about kaidou -
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Eddie hates Buck's parents. Buck hates Eddie's parents. They swear they're never drinking again after they drunkenly invite all four of them to a dinner party.
Of course they agree on pretending to be recently married, just so they piss their parents off and make them leave as early as possible, get it over with. Because what other option could they possibly have?
When dinner comes, not only are they having the worst night of their lives, they also end up jeopardizing their friendship.
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yamayama, 2:35am
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wantShouyou stares at the screen for a while, like he expects the jumble of letters to somehow reorganize and start making sense. He has to be making an assumption about what the words mean, anyway. There’s no way that Kageyama Tobio, his former setter and current best friend, really meant to text him that he wanted drunk sex.
He’s definitely misinterpreting the messages.
Right?
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Suguru Geto has a Stupid Girlfriend by satosugushi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
07 Oct 2025
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Suguru has a girlfriend and Satoru hates it, especially because he lives with him now and this unseen element added a whole lot more complications to Satoru's already complicated life. He ultimately becomes a self-destructive, hot mess who grows apart from the person he loves most. He'll eventually find a way to remedy this, find a way to make things work out for the better of both of them, but what will that look like? Relationships will change, many- uhh- "things" will happen, but one thing will always remain the same. These two idiots love each other and will ultimately, end up happy together.
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Oh Partner, Give Me Everything. by Sqooby
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
07 Oct 2025
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For the first time in his life, Viktor feels stable. He's 21 years old, living in a beautiful apartment with Jayce, a cat named Rio, and has an obscene amount of money even after giving half of his paychecks to charity. Unfortunately he can't help but feel a little empty.
He's always wanted to have children. Hextech is showing no signs of slowing down, he has a strong support system, his health is better than ever since going to physical therapy. He isn't getting any younger. So why not?
Why not have a baby?
This story starts when they meet as teenagers and follows all of the trials and tribulations that they endure over coming years.
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Six months out of residency. No longer a line between resident and attending. Is Neil completely off his game, or will he get his shit together and ask her out?
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One night, after 3 months of unexplained radio silence from Penelope, Colin recieves a text message...
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back to friends. by aoibhneaas
Fandoms: motogp - Fandom, Motorsport RPF, Motorcycling RPF
07 Oct 2025
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"Maybe it was 6 Twisted Teas he had, or the fact that Louetta was extremely convincing, or the fact that he couldn’t let Galin think he won, but before he knew it, his phone was open to his email with Galin's typed in. “You know what, you're right fuck this guy!” He said as he started typing with a fire that hadn’t bothered to make itself known while he was doing his actual work. “Dear, FUCKFACE–”
Silly self indulgent modern au for the DND campaign im in
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0WmG3avb22kJa27n16fc7V?si=8270808a60f84372
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this was supposed to be temporary by tangerineyoongii
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
06 Oct 2025
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peachmochi
fair human interaction is overratedGh0stboy93
Says the guy talking to a stranger at 1:52am.peachmochi
yeah but you’re different you’re… internet peopleGh0stboy93
That’s not a compliment.peachmochi
it could be 💔Gh0stboy93
You mentioned a mild existential crisis?peachmochi
oh yea, i forgot
do u ever think like… what if I’m fated to always be a background character in someone else’s story? n that nothing you do actually matters?Gh0stboy93
Ah, the joys of nihilism..or
two strangers meet in an anonymous chatroom and everything after is a series of bad ideas they can’t stop having
(TRYING TO FIX THE IMAGES PLEASE BEAR WITH)
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Wasn’t it crazy? Eddie started to think about Buck and his golden brown curls and his vivid blue eyes and his strong jaw and his perfectly kissable lips and-
Oh.
Oh.
Oh no.
Whumptober Alt Prompt: "Oh. Oh."
Flufftober Day 3: In Vino Veritas (In Wine, there is Truth)
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- Part 3 of bailey's whumptober 2025
- Part 3 of bailey's flufftober 2025
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James texts the wrong number when trying to get Sirius' new number
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Katseye as high school tropes: Sophia is the honors student theatre kid, Manon is the cool artist, Daniela is the cheerleader, Lara is the influencer, Megan is that popular nerd who is in everything, and Yoonchae is the exchange student athlete.
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"I find myself in a shit position, the man that I love sat me down last night and he told me it was over, a dumb decision. I don't wanna feel how my heart is ripping, infact, I don't wanna feel so I stick to sipping in my little black dress and this shit is sitting. Just a heartbroke bitch, high-heels, six-inch, in the back of the nightclub sipping champagne. I don't trust any of these bitches i'm with in the back of the taxi sniffing cocaine. Drunk calls, drunk texts, drunk tears, drunk sex, I was looking for a man who's on the same page so it's back to the intro, back to the bar, to the Bentley, to the hotel, to my old ways. I don't wanna feel how I did last night. I don't wanna feel like I did last night, doctor, doctor, anything please. Doctor, doctor, have mercy on me."
Escapism.
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climbing up the walls by macdennisnation (its_steddie_time)
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
05 Oct 2025
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dennis is drunk & mac wants to get off with johnny. dennis decides to break his "no drunk texting" rule, just this once...
a.k.a. the prequel to "spill your guts"
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- Part 2 of SPILL YOUR GUTS
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A single digit is the difference between life and death.
Author Note: I'll edit tags as we go as I don't really know where this story is going- But I know the destination!