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    "¿Sabes qué? A la mierda, sí. Vámonos antes de que piense mejor lo que estoy haciendo."

    O simplemente Ace se vuelve padre primerizo al llevarse a Tama con él. ¡Y claro, incluyan al estúpido incordio del pollo y el abrazable Pops!

    Ace nunca dijo que sería fácil, pero joder.

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    33,399
    Chapters:
    6/26
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    1,511
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    More embarrassed naked men, more tales to tell.

    Each "chapter" is it's own story!

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    252,889
    Chapters:
    51/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    275
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    35
    Hits:
    47,968
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    In which Will wins a years supply of lollipops - well... 52 boxes to be exact. And from the moment they are delivered to his and Mike's apartment, things start to.... Suck... for Mike.

    Or

    Will Byers has a fixation with putting things in his mouth and almost drives Mike completely insane in the process.

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    81,464
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    678
    Kudos:
    636
    Bookmarks:
    113
    Hits:
    13,608
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    Your dad just died. (My condolences.)

    His FBI agent has 90 days to see if there's any loose ends, to see if your mother had any involvement.

    He cuts your feed off. He can't watch without feeling like he should intervene. Because he's a good guy, he tells himself. But he wasn't. He wasn't a good person anymore, not after what he was about to do to you.

    He turns it back on. You're in your room now, getting undressed. You have his full attention.

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    9,129
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,992
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    Nanna promised not to look, but she was never one to let a fine young man's body go unnoticed...

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    1/1
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    With his opposition wiped out and place secured in the barely conceiving shadows, The Homelander has some time to tie loose ends. Old wounds bleed once more, and new issues arise shrouded in mystery which threaten to shatter what's left of his already broken mind.

    The United States of America tremble at the sight of their new leader, wondering what the next move will be. But does he even know anymore?

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    40,193
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    335
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    In this short work, I recall my childhood memories of my best friend Jace (Jason). Separated in third grade, we meet again a few years later, myself (Louis) having then acquired much sexual knowledge from my school friends Sebastian and Nikola; sexual knowledge I wish to impart Jace with. Although the events appear very detailed in this work, they are a creative reinterpretation of my sometimes patchy memory.

    My friend Jace is one of the few boys who helped shape who I am today: how I love, how I give and receive affection, how I experience the world and its wonders. Beyond the sexual games and adventures, this story outlines the development of a raw, makeshift love in constant mutation.

    I will attempt to update this short story with a new chapter every week, for a total of 5 to 7 chapters, depending on how my memory behaves. Additionally, more stories are in the works to recall all the other boys who helped shape my love during my childhood and teenage years. Feel free to please leave a comment about your impressions on the relationship, the story, or even about your very own bits of nostalgia. A special thanks to author Ron_B for inspiring me to write these stories. I hope you enjoy my first work.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    161
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    Slade and Lex end up trapped in an elevator together.

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    Two different hook up interruptions have Slade and Lex at eachother's throats.

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    English
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    1,601
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    14
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    Conrad Fisher is used to being in control of everything. Isabel Conklin is the first person he actually wants to give that up for.

    Language:
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    21,372
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2,009
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    Kip and Scott are at the MLH Awards and Scott has a nasty idea...;)

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    English
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    5,436
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,148
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    Leonardo is a typical boy in the student council with good grades and a pretty girlfriend. He has all he could ever want! Right..? Until he realizes that his feelings for the treasurer and his best friend have grown to be more than platonic.

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    51,694
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    431
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    After Will kills Randall Tier in his home, not only does he have to deal with a broken window, bloody floor, injured dog, infuriating cannibalistic serial killer therapist, but a very inappropriate erection. Which leads to more realizations about himself and Hannibal's underlying motivations with himself. Touch-starved, sexually confused, and violently turned on by dreams of Hannibal, what else is there to do but make this the cannibal's problem?

    Will is willing to risk a lot of things to capture the Chesapeake Ripper, but what he wasn't prepared for was the absolute turn of events when he realizes that Hannibal's feelings are a lot deeper than what he first suspected.

    Hopefully, both of them can sort out their feelings for each other before someone gets killed or worse, someone falls in love.

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    Chapters:
    7/8
    Comments:
    25
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    89
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2,261
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    En un mundo, Dmitri Vetrov nace en Rusia, año 1989. A los diecisiete años, da los primeros pasos para convertirse en una figura de talento de la NHL. Es el mejor amigo de Ilya Rozanov y se cruza con Shane Hollander más a menudo de lo que quiere.

    Nunca leyó los malditos libros.

    En este mundo, Dmitri Vetrov nace en Rusia, año 2002. A los diecisiete años, abandona su vida en Moscú y se muda con su tia a East Highland. La escuela secundaria es una porquería y todos los estudiantes están locos, pero nadie tanto como Nate Jacobs.

    Nunca vio la condenada serie de televisión.

    (O: En cada vida, en cada universo, el mundo de Dmitri gira en torno a su padre. Cuando, en este mundo, Sergei Vetrov muere, su vida cambia para siempre).

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    Español
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    44,965
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    686
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    "Jhin descended to his knees so gracefully Hwei couldn’t help but hold his breath. The elegant bow of a ballet dancer, flowing like liquid to the floor. Jhin looked up at him in ecstasy as if Hwei was upon the stage.

    'You’ve opened my eyes to so much, Jhin,' Hwei said, brushing his hand against Jhin’s cheek, feeling him shiver under his touch. 'I won’t spare you from any of it.'"

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    Chapters:
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    After the Ashford Tourney, Aerion Targaryen finds himself bound in punishment to Ser Duncan the Tall.

    It is his Uncle Baelor's idea that punishment bonds are meant to humble. Unfortunately, they also awaken inconvenient instincts in both the Alpha and Omega that are bonded.

    The only cure is a chosen bond and Aerion would never in a thousand years deem Dunk, the hedge knight as his chosen.

    It will never happen. Ever.

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    English
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    54,078
    Chapters:
    9/12
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    767
    Bookmarks:
    133
    Hits:
    16,577
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    Antonio, un camionero de baja laboral por lumbalgia, es descubierto por su hija Valeria y su pequeña nieta Paula en una escena de pura depravación: dos asistentas del hogar le están haciendo una mamada salvaje en el salón de su chalet. Lo que arranca como un escándalo, empeorándolo el desorden en la casa y la incómoda curiosidad de la niña ante el enorme "palo" de su abuelo, pronto se torna en algo mucho más turbio. Valeria, carcomida por unos celos que se niega a reconocer y un deseo prohibido e incestuoso, acaba enfrentándose cara a cara a la arrolladora hombría de su padre.

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    Español
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    31,891
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1,826
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    Dr. Lawrence Blaire, once a Deputy Director at Murkoff, is drugged by Director Hendrick Easterman and demoted to personal assistant. He’s kept on Personnel Watch under Easterman’s supervision to keep him from being killed by the company. Trapped as Easterman’s assistant, Lawrence endures constant provocation, harassment and generally Easterman being a pervert. Lawrence is furious and very aware he’s now bound to the man who saved and ruined him. Easterman enjoys every second of this ordeal he’s orchestrated. Unfortunately for him, Lawrence is not an idiot and finds ways to turn Easterman's vices in his favor. But little does Lawrence know, there's more than one person working against him within the Sinyala Facility.

    The title is Murkoff's motto.

    This turned out way more freaky than I intended but it's whatever.

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    English
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    237,944
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    203
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    3,794
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    Mike is jealous of Peter spending so much time with Davy, and learns something about himself.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    104
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    For Elizabeth Harper, the universe has always made sense through equations and logic. She is the girl who finds order in chaos, who believes every problem has a solution. But the heart of Clark Kent—her best friend and childhood neighbor—is a chaotic variable she cannot solve. When he asks for help to win over Lana Lang, Beth agrees, disguising her own desire for Clark under the logical pretext of applying a 'scientific method' to the problem, treating their kisses as a controlled experiment. The result, however, is an explosion of data she cannot predict: primitive jealousy, buried secrets, and an attraction that defies any law of physics. It is a journey about a girl who tries to control the uncontrollable, only to discover that the most powerful—and devastating—emotions are those that defy any formula.

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    English
    Words:
    402,804
    Chapters:
    36/?
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    1,159
    Kudos:
    1,253
    Bookmarks:
    115
    Hits:
    28,089
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    Ruggie finds himself in an incredibly awkward situation. Hidden under Leona's bed, hearing him doing something Ruggie should not be witnessing. He knew it was a mistake coming into his room... But if he Leona figures out he's here now, he would kill him! Ruggie decides to stay hidden, but he slowly comes to the dreadful realization that he doesn't exactly hate what he's hearing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,414
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    463

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