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I Can't Sleep 'Cause My Bed's On Fire by sleepykangaroo
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 Apr 2026
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“A game? Now? Here? What game?”
“It’s called... Truth or Switch. The rules are simple: the one giving the massage asks the questions. The other has to answer honestly. And if they don't want to answer, we switch!”
“Switch?”
“Yeah. We swap places. You massage me instead.”
“Mike... did you just make up this game?”
“Yeah. Genius, right?”
Will smiled, and the tension finally seemed to ease. Mike felt a surge of pride in his idea, even if he didn't quite know what he was getting himself into.
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What begins as a way to ease Mike’s insomnia through massages soon spirals into something far more intense — something neither of them really controls.
As comfort turns into obsession and the rules they set for themselves start to break, Mike is ready to burn everything down for him, never realizing that Will is the one stoking the fire.
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This is a slow burn with sexual tension, LOTS of massages, a not-so-secret relationship, some sex games, and plenty of Mike fighting for Will and against his own demons... -
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Will shook his head and turned his head forward again. “Anyway, I think you would have failed the swim test. You're too… I don't know, awkward. I've seen you swim, and you're not great at it.”
Mike couldn't help but feel a little offended, regardless of how true Will's observation was. “Okay, fine. You can teach me, then. When's your next day off?”
Will thought for a moment. “Friday.”
“Okay. Perfect. I'll do my shift, and then we can go to the pool after. I'll tell you about my day after you resuscitate me when I inevitably drown.”
“You're not going to drown.”
“I certainly hope not, Mr. Lifeguard.”
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Mike gets a job at the Palace Arcade, and Will teaches Mike how to swim better. Mike discovers things about himself.
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Still in Love With Judas, Baby by MitchTheHystericalQueen
Fandoms: The Walking Dead (TV)
29 Apr 2026
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Heavily inspired by Norman Reedus in the ‘Judas’ Lady Gaga music video. Seriously if you haven’t seen it do yourself a favour and watch it.
Daryl is reeling from the death of Denise. Rosita is trying to avoid someone. Somehow they collide and then 12k of porn ensues.
Author has played with timelines just slightly. Use your imagination here folks.
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will i always wonder? (will, i always wonder) by acatalepsae
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
30 Apr 2026
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what happens when summers are long, nights are hot, and mike convinces will to practice… everything? no touching at first, just teasing and dares, until lines blur and desire takes over. will wants to keep his heart intact, mike just wants a “normal summer,” but neither of them expected this kind of heat.
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what happens when your best friend is the hottest thing you’ve ever seen, and the way-too-overpriced weed won’t let you keep your hands to yourself?
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He'd been aware of the pressure in his groin the entire time they'd been out. Obviously, he didn't have an opportunity to take care of if until now, and it simply refused to go down on its own, so his best bet was to discreetly adjust the position of his penis in his pants so that the bulge wouldn't be quite so obvious, and pray that nobody would have any reason to look down at his crotch. It definitely didn't help that Kabru seemed intent on touching him as much as possible, which instantly spiked Laios’ arousal every time. Kabru was definitely doing it on purpose at least some of the time, just to watch him squirm and blush as he tried to keep a straight face. Other times, though, it seemed that he wasn't aware that he was touching Laios at all, as if he needed something to do with his hands and Laios just happened to be there. He would randomly grab Laios’ hand and start playing with his fingers while he talked, or he would rub his belly, or massage his arm, or ruffle his hair. This kind of casual touch didn't have as strong of an effect on him as the more sexually charged stuff, but it was still very nice – a reminder that Kabru was really, physically there.
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- Part 31 of Studies with wolves
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The Closest to Heaven...That I'll Ever Be by starr_stories
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 Apr 2026
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In Hawkins, Indiana, the rules are simple.
Boys date girls. Friends stay friends. And anything else is something you don’t talk about.
But Mike Wheeler has never been very good at following rules, especially when it comes to Will Byers.
Because falling in love is easy.
Figuring out what it costs is the hard part.
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To Spank the Brat by argentumsol for bunnylianlian
Fandoms: 燕云十六声 | Where Winds Meet (Video Game)
29 Apr 2026
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Naughty young alphas should be punished — only then will they learn their place and start listening to grown ups. Aunt Han and uncle Jiang spoiled the young master way too much, and XiaXia was growing up unscolded and unspanked for far too long, but Yi Dao will fix that now. He will spank this naughty pup until he learns to show respect.
But XiaXia, despite what Yi Dao thought of him, wasn't really a pup anymore.
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- English
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- 2,418
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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I'm really bad at summaries but here we go.
____________________________________________Oscar and Lando meet.
Oscar ogles and gets a boner.
Debauchery ensues.
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“I could do it.”
Mike thinks that if Will’s eyes went any wider they would’ve popped out of his skull.
“What?” His words come out sounding half choked.
“I could pretend to be your boyfriend,” Mike shrugs. His voice has a layer of casualness to it that almost shocks him, considering all of his confidence in this plan has been steadily removed by the look on Will’s face.
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Mike offers up his services as a fake boyfriend in order to get Will a real date. He never expected things to spiral out of control the way they did.
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No, A-Train. You’re supposed to hate the white man, not JERK OFF TO HIM!!!
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In which Will wins a years supply of lollipops - well... 52 boxes to be exact. And from the moment they are delivered to his and Mike's apartment, things start to.... Suck... for Mike.
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Will Byers has a fixation with putting things in his mouth and almost drives Mike completely insane in the process.
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There's some wonderfully-big new lockers at school. Perfect size to shove some Tall-Ass loser inside!
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Grindr? I Hardly Know 'Er! by zagayman (zackeroonie)
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
28 Apr 2026
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Matt's always struggled with dating. Getting dates is the easy part, keeping them is the hard part. When it comes to love, Matt finds trouble keeping up with his girlfriends, leaving the experiences always so shallow he barely remembers their names.
There was a point he didn't care about that kind of thing, just a week of time where he felt no shame in being single. When an old friend he didn't remember came around, hugged him, made him feel seen and cared for, for once. That moment has passed, however. Now, Matt's more lovesick than ever, but his most recent date was another fluke too many. He's not likely to get another chance with women.
But he hasn't tried men yet.AKA straight man tries Grindr to feel better about being an incel loser chud, gets pwned.
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Vampire Deriod 3AM Real No Clickbait by loafidkwhattoputhere
Fandoms: Freak Show - Rexiipher (Web Series)
28 Apr 2026
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A Revenint(idk how to spell it) wakes up in his dorm were his vampire roommate is still asleep peacefully when the atmosphere quickly changes when hes attaked by something, or someone. i swear the fic doesnt have this much grammer/spelling issues im just lazy rn
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Péter és Márk számára lassan, de biztosan értelmet nyer, milyen is egy szabad ország. vagy mégsem?
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országjárás, együtt alvás, sírás, nevetés, titkolózás, választás
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On his walk back to the video store, Wise runs into Ellen during a heavy rainstorm. With their clothes soaked and drenched, Ellen tags along to warm up and wait out the storm with Wise at his store. To pass the time, they decide to watch a movie together...
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what a pervert am i. by aya (junoosaur)
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
28 Apr 2026
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basically,
mafuyu being a hormonal mess, a pervert, and a simp all at the same time. then kanade indulges in her fantasies.
also spoilers in tags!! I WROTE THIS ON MY PHONE I CANT ADD CUSTOM TAGS SO
powerbottom!knd and servicetop!mfy
also yes mafuyu is a virginSeries
- Part 1 of futa!mfy and futa!ena propaganda
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It’s strange how memory works. Some things are remembered as if they just happened yesterday, while others are quickly forgotten. After writing I Fell in Love with Two Brothers I started thinking about what experiences shaped me growing up. I started writing down the names of friends I was sexually active with as a boy. (Changing some of the names to protect real identities) Each name had a memory attached to it. A memory that shaped who I was in I Fell in Love with Two Brothers, so I took those memories and built a story out of them. I figured that people who enjoyed that first story might enjoy this one too. This is a big story, with over 550,000 words spread across 56 chapters, and 20 different friends I shared a bed with. This story is complete, and I will publish two chapters a week until it is fully published. I will put a note at the end of the chapter if that was the last appearance of the secondary characters. If you have any questions about them, you can ask in a comment. Please enjoy The Foundations of Desire, leave comments, and give kudos.
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- Part 1 of My Life Series
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Empty.
Will stares at it for a moment longer than necessary, like it might change if he waits. It doesn't.
Of course, it doesn't.
OR: After parting ways with the rest of the Party in Hawkins, Will and Mike move into a small apartment in New York. What Will doesn't realize is that Mike is definitely not the type of roommate he was expecting. -
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Team Akuta and Team Eager have a joint training session. Enjin gets paired up with Tamsy. Things take a heated turn. Enjin is left to his thoughts of Tamsy Caines flooding his mind and those thoughts end up traveling to his dick.
Tamsy sees a new game to be played.