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Karkat just wanted to survive, he got himself into college, scored a private room, and thought things were finally going his way. Enter Dave Strider, the asshole who couldn't keep a roommate to save his life, ready to not only fuck up Karkat's entire life but also ensure his death. Or he will anyway, if Karkat doesn't kill him first for being the most annoying human on planet Earth.
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And The Stars Are Stuck by SemaphoricWave
Fandoms: Homestuck, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
29 Apr 2026
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Wherein the Forces of Light have to contend with training the army of snarky children that got dropped in their lap, largely but not exclusively from the planets of the Alternian Protectorate. And also there's a war.
Great.(A bunch of Star Wars/Homestuck crossover snippets.)
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John Egbert wins an arm wrestle. Rose Lalonde files this under "pending corrections." Dirk Strider suggests they settle it in a cage on live television, to the death, because that is the kind of man he is. My first fic — here for the kismesissitude and the part where Rose hurts him.
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Humanstuck AU where Karkat is a bartender at a small alternative dive bar, and Sollux is a computer programmer who works a remote job. After getting his heart devastatingly broken by his used-to-be girlfriend, Sollux moves to a new city and state and holes up in his new apartment for four months, even getting his groceries delivered, before his online gaming friends encourage him to at least go get a drink at a bar and talk to another person. But OH NO, the bartender is extremely cute and charming!
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Hello,,,, unfortunately im very tired today and i think i got sick. So we dont have any new goonslop today D: These are some davedirk doodles I drew late 2025!!!!
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It's Christmas. Vriska Serket and John Egbert steal a car and go see their friends. Somewhere along the way he changes his sex and starts dating two women at once. ITS CHRISTMAS BABY
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Dirk and Jake break up. new kid comes to school.
maybe Dirk wants Jake back...Propose to fake date new guy to make Jake jealous will it work? or will two broken people find love?
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Your name is JANE CROCKER, and you’re currently admiring the solved case files sitting on your desk due to your prodigal detective work. Not to toot your own horn, but you’re one of the best gumshoes this side of Prospit City. Toot, toot! Criminals and fiends cower in fear when they hear that Detective Crocker is on the case. As a little girl you used to fantasize about a lot of things, becoming the CEO of the Betty Crocker Corporation, becoming a famous comedian and/or prankstress, the whole shebang. But of those dreams you’ve had, you’ve managed to finally achieve your dream of keeping the streets safe from dastardly criminals. There’s almost never been a case you haven’t been able to help crack, well, aside from this most recent one.
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A post-canon
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Side B of Up and Down. Dirk's staying at a remote English estate working on a top secret project. Until he gets an unannounced visit from Jake, halting his progress on whatever he was cooking. Summer is on the verge of ending, do they have what it takes to fix their messy relationship?
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- Part 2 of Up and Down
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After an unfortunate accident, Jade has been imprisoned in a tower, isolated from the world. She studies magic to pass the time and distract herself from her own loneliness, even though she knows she has no hope of escape.
Then one day, two mysterious strangers arrive on her doorstep with an offer. Cure a curse, and she'll be freed.
It's going to be one hell of a journey.
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Karkat practically flies up the stairs to the meteor’s roof. He can’t hear anything over his own breathing, but he feels the snapping of blood from blood.
He feels when things are wrong. And oh fuck, are they ever wrong. He feels like he’s going to throw up, but he just forces himself to fall up the steps even faster. Don’t be late again. Don’t fucking do that, Vantas.
He stumbles out, heaving in breaths as he takes in the scene, brain working furiously to compensate for the terror thrumming in his veins and the pounding of his head.
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Jake is in search of a dom to finally have a relationship with clear communications. Dirk is trying out domming for the first time after a particularly bad experience. These two people meet on Grindr and go on a date, learning to get to know each other.
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Dirk is going downhill and maybe taking his partying a little too far. It happens though that all these college parties with Dave keep having a weird constant that only shows up when Dirk is at shitface rock bottom, John Egbert. Dirk has no issues with Dave’s best friend but timing is just always off where they never actually get to talk cause one or both of them is already too lost in the party. This changes though when Dave ends up throwing John a going away party for his departure to the marines, but it's at Dirk’s place. Ensues a night of drunken mistakes, except maybe they weren’t mistakes at all as Dirk finally gets to loosen up a bit and maybe John gets reconnected to humanity. It could be their meeting is at the completely wrong time but it doesn't mean they can’t take the opportunity that was handed to them. Love is too big for either boy to imagine and commitment is too harsh on the tongue but maybe their brief time together is exactly what each of them need.
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You are Sollux Captor, a 15 year old boy who was asked by his school to program a website for the school, as you are the only capable of making websites in the school. You were also given a list of people who were to take part in the testing of this website. You weren't close or familiar with any of these people and most of the names you didn’t even recognise, but not that it mattered much, because the website you created offers to make your own username. The website is called pesterchum, and though it's not very professional or fitting for school, you aren't planning on changing the website's name anytime soon.
At first you were not happy with the fact that you had to code a website for school, but after bargaining with the teachers you've made a deal that allows you to skip PE the entire year.~
16 lonely teenagers get added into one groupchat. No one knows eachothers identity, but everyone wants to find out. Friendships and relationships form, but how can you trust one another if you don't know who the are?
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This is a story about the end of the empire from the point of view of the Captors, both the Helmsman and Sollux. Theres pale romance, pitch romance, rebellion action, a deep dive into helming and what it does to the body and mind, hacking, and maybe more, we'll see where it goes!
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- Part 3 of Harlequin AU
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After a week of running around overseeing a portion of his father’s kingdom, Prince Dirk returns home for some R&R under his own definition.
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Earth C has some strange holidays, but Karkat and Dirk end up on receiving end of what may be the planet's most bizarre — and fatal — ritual.
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Jade Harley has an active love life, but a recurring nightmare has made her feel that something is missing. She yearns to find someone special to heal the growing cold inside her.