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Of Predator Gods by memezuii
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Nature of Predators - SpacePaladin15
21 Sep 2025
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A Nature of Predators × Homestuck crossover fic. Also basically the first thing I've ever written, so if it's crappy, I'm sorry.
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written in the starlight (every line on your palm) by tessen_nhs for Ursa Vorpalis (the_ragnarok)
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 Sep 2025
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Remember when we decided to try making a program that could really think just like us?
You do remember. You remember how clever you thought you were. As usual, you hadn’t considered the fucking consequences—or rather, considered them and dismissed them as irrelevant. They don’t seem so irrelevant now.13-year-old Dirk Strider wakes up in a computer. Fortunately, his creator is there to walk him through the transition process.
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“Beautiful name for a guy like you, bud. What are you doing at this sleezy party?”
“Thanks.”
“You’re real quiet, aren’t you?”
“Yeah”
They sat in awkward silence before Jake spoke up, destroying the air with his vodka-scented breath, making the closet even more pungent than before.
“You gotta say more if you want this to go anywhere, buddy.”- Language:
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You bring your little bro along for a party. The night ends in some family fun.
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Ten years after his 13th birthday, John Egbert is invited to a canonically significant picnic with two of his friends, and is presented a choice.
His choice is meant to determine the direction of the timelines, but…
What if he was granted another option?
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d. strider, international man of mystery by ToBurnAllTheEmpires
Fandoms: Homestuck, Political RPF - US 21st c.
18 Sep 2025
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TG: i tell you man, absolutely every single straight guy has an exception to the straight rule
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And once I am free, the kingdom will crumble by AspenDrake, HomestuckFanauthorCoalition
Fandoms: Homestuck
18 Sep 2025
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When a mysterious sea witch pledges her services to the king, the winds of fate seem to change in his favor. But the king is no fool, so he enlists a spy to learn her secrets.
"I'm not a witch, you know."
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Phantoms of the Dead Beyond Journey’s End by HomestuckFanauthorCoalition, ManifestMerlin
Fandoms: Homestuck
18 Sep 2025
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Two lone soldiers in an endless war seek to destroy the Sun of Lost Souls and put the dead to rest, no matter the price. But, once faced with the fallen, can they bear to carry out their fateful mission? Or will the temptation of reuniting with their loved ones sway them from their course?
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Two kingdoms. One fragile treaty. And a marriage no one asked for.
Prince Dave Strider never had a choice—not in his family, not in his future, and certainly not in being handed over to a demon he’s never met. Behind his shades and quick wit lies a boy who’s been used, overlooked, and treated like a pawn his whole life.
Prince Karkat Vantas doesn’t want this either. Branded the black sheep of the demon court, scarred and trained to kill instead of rule, he’s the last person anyone would pick for diplomacy. But now he’s the face of his kingdom’s uneasy alliance.
Bound together by politics and watched by families who see them as tools, not sons, Dave and Karkat are forced into each other’s orbit. They’re supposed to endure it, smile for the crowd, and play their roles.
But when two unwanted heirs are pushed into a marriage meant to save a world, what happens if they find something worth saving in each other instead?
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The game has long ago finished, they’ve won and Kankri thought it was over. But Dirk had to come up with something.
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Dave Strider is twenty-three years old, and for the past three years he has finally gotten to live a normal life; a retired monster hunter living in a town near the Rainbow Falls in New York. Though, it’s been a month since he’s even heard from his new best friend, and his old instincts tell him that it can’t mean anything good.
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- Part 1 of Red 40
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And you put aside your fantasies, not because you didn't want them anymore but because you were convinced they'd never come true. It was simpler to live like that; a wanting that had forgotten how to hurt.
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"They think I'm mad. The University refused funding, the Archaeological Society laughed me out of their quarterly meeting, and even Roberts, my most loyal colleague, has abandoned the expedition. But I know what I saw in those fragments from the '48 dig. The symbols on the cartouche don't match any known dynasty, and the material composition is unlike anything documented in Egyptian archaeology."
—From the Personal Journal of Jacob Harley, March 3, 1958
Almost seventy years later, Jacob's granddaughter Jade finally proves he wasn't crazy. The device buried beneath Egyptian sands is real, and what lies beyond that ancient ring will change everything.
When John Egbert reluctantly accepts command of humanity's first team through the portal, he expects a routine mission. Instead, he finds himself leading a team of Earth’s brightest into a universe far stranger and more dangerous than Earth ever imagined.
Some doors, once opened, can never be closed again.
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In a world still caught between ruin and renewal, Dirk Strider makes a demand: all or nothing. Jake English answers with a single word—yes.
That vow binds them to more than each other. It marks the beginning of a story where intimacy feels like prophecy, where loyalty cuts as deep as betrayal, and where one choice can shape the fate of everything to come.
This is not an aftermath. This is a beginning.
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—are you ready for the next stage?—
For Dirk this isn't what he was planing.
For John this was a nightmare.
For Karkat it was just all a bad prank.
For them it was just the start.
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"Truly, I should just let the hope that there’s any chance of me not being shat upon by the powers that be wither and die already.”
Karkat finally seems to run out of breath long enough to realize that his long-winded, if technically accurate tirade isn’t really making your current situation any better.
Truthfully, if anything it will only serve to demoralize the already tenuous positivity your group has managed to glean about your future prospects of survival.
You don’t really have a lot to spare as it is.
As it stands, the fridge that has apparently just popped into existence in the middle of your village is quite foreboding. -
In Which John Egbert is Allowed to Feel Rage for Once in his Life by bewarethepurpleone
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Sep 2025
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John stared at the eyeless muse, waiting for her to crack a joke or at least a smile. Something to let the poor kid know that this wasn't what was actually waiting for him--for all of them--so close to the end of the game. No such solace came, and a dull memory began to flicker in the back of the teenager's head, one that burned hot for just a moment before fading quietly into a migraine waiting to happen. A memory of himself and his ectobiological sister. And a movie he hadn't realized was as AWFUL as it was.
"So, is being a shitty writer a requirement for cherubs, or is it a family trait?"
The Heir of Breath is recruited by Alternate Calliope to help ensure Homestuck^2 never happens. The clearest way to make it work is to force the game to run a patch before its completion, but it will require a lot of work on John's end, and the results are something no one but Alt Calliope and her increasingly fed up editor could have expected. John has never felt closer to the Makaras, and as time goes on, the feelings start to be reciprocated.
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- Part 1 of Patchstuck
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TG: the point is i dont even fucking know what the point is
TG: my brain just wouldnt shut the fuck up worse than usual and like
TG: fuck man
TG: idk
TG: i just needed to get out of my own fucking head for a bit-----
Late nights are prime time for existential spirals.
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love was never more than going by grandiloquentApostate (superfloyd_writes_137), HomestuckFanauthorCoalition
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Sep 2025
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Dave and Rose are sent to the Green Sun, and it’s haunted as shit. They have to blow it up now. Sun Ghost Dirk is not helpful.
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