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There’s something so insidious about it. Trolls can die from pailing, have died from pailing, but it’s a comparatively quick affair with the possibility of death ideally consensual on both ends. But this is a torture that not even the Empress could dream of.
DAVE: and then you gotta raise em for eighteen years but i mean hey now you got—
KARKAT: IT’S MY FAULT. IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF ME.
DAVE: w
DAVE: whatOr: Dave gives Karkat a sex ed crash course on periods and pregnancy, and Karkat has feelings about it all.
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So, on the topic of sexual awakenings, here’s one for you - I’m sure by now you think you know the direction this story is heading, becoming an erotica of all fucking things, but you’re dearly mistaken, esteemed reader.
It is actually going to become a piece of erotic literature. How is that different from an erotica, you may say? Well, an example goes a long way in explaining contrast.
(Or, Ultimate Dirk decides to sexualize the narrative. Sorry, his narrative.)
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Your therapist does indeed have a therapist. It sucks.
John Egbert wants things to be easier, and someone is very willing to help with that.
(Reading the work this is based on is not necessary.)
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- Part 3 of A Shoulder to Cry on
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Four months into the Sgrub session, Damara has finally hit her breaking point. Her "altercation" with Rufioh and Meenah has left her injured, but it hasn't taken her down forever. With the help of an unexpected ally, she intends to make all of them pay for this betrayal, no matter what it takes.
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- Part 2 of The End of the World in 3 Easy Steps
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in which timelines fray, sessions fail, and everyone is doing the best they can even when reality isn’t cooperating.
mediators mediate, clowns laugh, pies are baked, and laws are sometimes ignored.
the sun may be green, the ancestors are definitely watching, and the tyrant probably approves.
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Whoever these asshole trolls are, they have messed with the wrong guy's friends. Dave Strider is not taking this lying down. He doesn't take anything lying down. Dave Strider is the proverbial top. Hmm, Rose would have a field day with that figure of speech.
Whoever these fucking humans are, Karkat is going to make sure they know how little he wants to speak to them. Even if he's being forced to. How has it come to this? He's meant to be the gogdamn leader.
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The trolls have won sgrub and are stuck in space in their new universe.REGULAR DAILY UPDATES RESUME 7TH JANUARY
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“Is it possible for a fish to go to Law School?” by survivalistSodapop
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Jan 2026
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Feferi is a law student in a world where trolls and humans coexist, though, it doesn’t come without struggle.
Daughter of the mayor..ess(?), and sister of a politician, it’s natural she has the smarts of both! Though she doesn’t attend the college-next-door, she has a lot of friends who do, and Feferi likes to partake in their Debate Club!
She loves all her friends! Though, she hasn’t met the new troll of the circle due to her being so busy all the time. They say he’s pretty clowny, so he must be a theatre major of some sort! They’re easy to talk to!
This would soon be the most life changing biznasty friendship she would ever have. Eridan, her friend and classmate slash roommate(?) doesn’t like it all too much.
Or!
Feferi meets Gamzee and is completely stricken to the core while everybody else just watches her melt into her seat, Gamzee clueless.
Glub glub glub…
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Loyal to you by Blue_Ffish, witiradokja
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, Transformers: Rescue Bots
02 Jan 2026
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Blades was attempting to do his work when he got captured by a certain Decepticon. Now he’s getting used to a whole new system of things and why on earth is he having to deal with so many children
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How to Make Show/Hide Buttons for Your Fics (including Homestuck Pesterlog-Style) by buttertartz
Fandoms: No Fandom
01 Jan 2026
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This is a tutorial on how to use CSS skins and HTML on AO3 to make buttons that show/hide a portion of text, similar to Pesterlogs from Homestuck.
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A single quadrant being filled can change everything.
This is a fan work in a series centered around a flushed relationship between a Trollsona and an Indigo, and the first conversations between the Indigo's "friends" and the Indigo's new matesprit.
In terms of timeline, this work takes place in the sort of middle area of what I have planned out, but I wanted to start here and lay out everyone's relationships.Series
- Part 1 of The Void's Companionship
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CG: OH NO.
CG: ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO REPOPULATE THE EARTH?
AG: I call any8ody 8ut Eridan.
CA: hey rude
It is the last day of 2019. Nearly the entirety of the Earth’s population suddenly goes missing. All that’s left is a cabal of 20 teenagers with no clue what they’re doing.
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(My dearest child.)
(I cannot let your story end here. You have so much potential, but not enough Time for you to understand it. Forgive me for allowing this to happen to you, even if you will surely object to my wishes.)
(Fly high, precious sprite.)
(You deserved everything you never had.)
Our dearest protagonist fully snapped from the troubles of his life, and ended up, well, his story abruptly ends. However, he attracted a mysterious entity who loomed over him and basically said, "You deserve Life."
Meanwhile, Jade and Dave’s SBURB shenanigans landed into a catalyst for absolute divergence...over a PICKLED CROW. Friendships forged, relationships strengthened, problems solved, traitors show themselves, and one singular sprite wondered what it was like to actually be free from a sedentary and restrictive life while balancing Time's order.
Will one Crowsprite (and then Davesprite) be able to change the world? Or will he end up letting the same events over and over happen again?
(And again and again and again. You know how time loops go.)
(Yet, this one is strange, indeed.)
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- Part 1 of Second Chances Through Other Places
- Part 1 of Crow Of Time AU [MAIN AND OTHERS]
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Being invited to some academy for lonely kids with superpowers? For someone like Dave Strider, yeah, that's normal. Trying to prevent the end of the world as they know it? Sure, that's normal too. Falling in love with your best friend? What, no. That's not normal.
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Dave Strider and John Egbert have a bet going on - who can get the most YouTube views on a single video in a week? John decides to go for something simple, a video essay on one of his favorite movies. Dave, on the other hand, decides to commit to the totally ironic bit of becoming a YouTube idol, complete with glittery makeup and cutesy dances. He adopts the moniker of "Dame Dawn, Knight of Time-themed idol" for the bit. He's really gotta sell it if he wants to win his bet, you know?
Unfortunately for him, his career takes off in record time and he has to contend with all the trials that comes with. Conventions, concerts, interviews, the whole nine yards.
Double unfortunately for him, he has to confront how ironic it actually is that he's a full time idol — and, more importantly, full time girl — now.
Now Playing: Dame Dawn Knight of Time is a half-comedy half-heartfelt take on gender through the lens of performing both masculinity and femininity. Dave -- as the newfound idol, Dawn -- navigates both the unfamiliar world of idols and his (or her) own gender. Will he discover something new about himself, or crumble under the pressure of his idol job?
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Long Distance Friends (I'll Walk 238855 Miles) by Rossmonster01
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Homestuck
23 Dec 2025
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John leaned back on his bed, phone held off the side. His new friend's story sure sounded probable, but it didn’t quite feel right. Call it the intuition of someone who’d seen enough movies, but he had a hunch they were TOTALLY LYING.
==> Author: Make a Danny Phantom and Homestuck crossover to vanquish plot bunnies, but have it be in pesterchum to be lazy.
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Dave, Karkat, and Vriska pursue something close to a trainwreck that they call a relationship.
Dirk and Roxy consider if they'll finally work things out. Jane and Jake actually do.
Rose and Kanaya navigate the new messy government that is run by completely unqualified friends.
This is basically heaven. If it was filled with screaming adults and architectural disgraces.----
A throwaway fic about the protags getting used to the new Earth
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SGRUB or SBURB, it doesn't matter what it's been called. The game has taken on countless names since the beginning, and it will take countless more.
The trolls are a violent and volatile people. You'd think they'd be perfectly suitable for the challenges the game put forth. However, because of these traits, they can be just as much of a danger to each other. Of course, that's all before one more troll is added into the fray. One more troll to change things. If it's for the better or the worse is yet to be seen.
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- Part 1 of Lendrz's story and Spin Offs
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It's the 21TH OF DECEMBER, close to the holiday known as CHRISTMAS.
Two humans and trolls are making memos for the CELEBRATION OF IT, aswell as doing the traditional exchange of PRESENTS.---
silly little giftfic for my super coolio bsf about our fankids and fantrolls as a christmas present ^_^
this is multichapter so one chapter per day unless i want to go extra, i already have everything planned
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This is a profoundly stupid idea presented directly to you, the reader. Also, to all of the Trolls from Homestuck, who make liberal use of their commenting capability.
The proposal is for twelve new pronoun sets, with guidelines on when to use them based on the twelve trolls. This proposal goes through the creation of these guidelines, creation of the pronouns, and the final results for possible use.
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When your life has served its purpose- you've won the Game- it's hard to see what value it still holds.