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My works for davekat week 2025 :D i love these two. Here are all the days and their most applicable tags
Day 1: Decade (In Which A Bespectacled Human Experiences An Autistic Meltdown And Has No Idea What Is Going On, Which Leads To The Meltdown Getting Worse); Autistic Dave Strider, Earth C
Day 2: Throwback (Yeah The Gay Sex Is Cool But When Do I Get To See The Horse Again); Wild West, No Sburb
Day 3: Domestic (Somnambulism); Sleepwalking, EarthC
Day 4: Free day (Frog Retcon) Frogs, Earth C, Hospital
Day 5: Wild (The NSFW One); Weed, Porn, Spanking, Earth C, (litterally any of the tags that seem nsfw apply to this chapter and this chapter alone)
Day 7: Reunion (So If You're Lonely); Take Me Out (Franz Ferdinand), War, Songfic, Snipers, No Sburb
Day 6: Parting (You Know I'm Here Waiting For You); Take Me Out (Franz Ferdinand), War, Songfic, No Sburb, Disabled Character -
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You bring your little bro along for a party. The night ends in some family fun.
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One of very few things that Dirk and Jake have in common is their distaste for long girl stories.
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From rehab to waterfalls to unfamiliar bedsheets [and then some], Dirk can't stop the shit show that was his life.
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a dialogue between the clock face and its hands by jurassicqueer (kukurosaki)
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Sep 2025
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Emotional discussions aside, and your occasional inconvenient mutism, things are going so fucking well that you don’t immediately panic when someone knocks on the front door still within the first few weeks of D practically moving in.
Or: There's a lot more emotions involved in this whole thing than expected. Or maybe it was to be expected, and you're just an idiot.
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- Part 2 of so a glove seeks for a hand
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“We’re with CPS,” the woman says, and your eyebrow ticks up before you can beat it into submission and hog-tie it in place. “We’re here to discuss the option of you taking guardian-ship. Your father has signed over custody.”
On instinct, you want to look over your shoulder at the mention of your father. Twenty-one years old and out of that nightmare of a house for five years, and somehow he still makes a hunted animal of you. What you say is, “I’m not the kind of guy that should have kids.”
Or: Your name is Ambrose Strider, and you are a guardian in every universe, including this one. There's also an asshole in a suit for some reason.
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- Part 1 of so a glove seeks for a hand
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Everybody regrets choices they have made, but for Dave Strider, it's especially bad. But at least it comes with cheap antique cats and the guilt of ruining a young man's life, right in his own bedroom. That won't matter in the long run, right?
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From now on, Karkat Vantas hates his birthday, and every birthday that will come after. What can he say? Highschool boys are relentless.Highschool is relentless.
(most tags are for future chapters, but one or two may be added/updated)
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Jake English lives alone in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. He's got his vegetable patches, his quaint little flock of hens, and his old hunting rifle from his Gran. It's lonely, but he's content with his life.
When his hens start going missing, Jake assumes it's a simple predator, and reinforces his coop to keep the thing out. When his hens continue to go missing, Jake is spurred into finding the culprit himself.
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~You can kiss a hundred boys in bars
Shoot another shot try to stop the feeling.
You can say its just the way you are
Make another 'scuse 'nother stupid reason.~In which Roxy gets fumbled by Jane and Dirk has to be the reasonable one about relationships.
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If Dirk and Jake talked after the events in trickster mode. Probably going to have bits that flash forward, every chapter taking place a little apart (if I do multiple chapters)
Anyway this fic is probably okay if you've read homestuck, viewer discretion advised for any dumb puns or dick jokes. that's homestuck.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 813
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 75
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It’s been exactly two hours, sixteen minutes, and thirty three seconds since you dropped Dirk off for his first day of school. Uh, not like anyone’s keeping count or anything. Dave Strider’s way too cool to keep track of shit like that. That’s why you’re still laid up in bed fully clothed, shades included. No shoes though. What kind of jackass wears sneakers in their bed? Not anyone in this house.
KARKAT: SO… WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?
DAVE: no
DAVE: im fineSeries
- Part 2 of living with the striders
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In the daytime, you're Dirk Strider, just a normal guy, with a normal life. But there's something about you that no one knows yet, 'cause you have a secret.
[Dirkjake focused miraculous ladybug au.]
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Nine months after entering the new universe, all the sprites died. Nine years later, Hal Strider reckons with living life as his own person, and faces his past.
[Set in the Skaian Pantheon universe, where the main characters chose not to skip five thousand years ahead in time, and instead settled down to help rebuild civilization as their world's creators.]
10 YEARS POST-LANDING
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- Part 15 of The Skaian Pantheon
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A strange infection has spread across Earth, and it only takes a month for everything to go to hell.
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David was kicked out a long time ago, but in the long run he made a career for himself as a big shot director and movie writer. How was he supposed to know his parents had a kid after he was gone? Be cause he sure as hell didn't know until he received a phone call that a little boy needs a family, and he's all that's left.
Dirk can't believe his brother is legally allowed to have the possession of another human, this guy is a mess.
(Under mature bc David has sexual tendencies AWAY from Dirk)
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Dirk Strider.
Middle of the 2000s. Given a random baby, that looks almost exactly like you. You're just supposed to raise the little thing.
With trolls also being integrated into human society. And your best friend might have everything to do with said random baby.
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These are just moments with the strilondes
Includes:
Chatfic
Connected one shots
Trauma
And moreSeries
- Part 2 of The twins
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Roxy was sad
(made this while going to the beach with my family)
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- Part 1 of The twins
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 457
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 122
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it’s a new adaptation (it’s a backslide) by jurassicqueer (kukurosaki) for orangestorapples
Fandoms: Homestuck
20 Jul 2024
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You've had a slow growing suspicion about Uncle D ever since you left Houston. It's not just his presence, or how he managed to beat Bro with nothing more than a few scratches as damage. It's his scars and the way he moves–graceful and on the balls of his feet, balanced, always–and the way he looks at people, like he's taking the measure of the kind of violence they're capable of.
“You and Bro strifed, didn't you?” You ask, though the question falls flat into a statement.
Or: Dirk and Uncle D have a conversation.
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John is the last to achieve ultimate selfhood out of his friend group.
His already worsening mental health issues are driving him off the edge.
Dirk knows this, and when the timeline becomes unstable, he knows he needs to help June.
It's well known the health of a timeline depends on her, although she's is fully oblivious to that fact.