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[Pod] We're friends with benefits, right? by Dust_Bunny_Meow
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
04 Dec 2025
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Hal Jordan is afraid he wouldn't be a good partner. He's afraid he wouldn't be a good father. He's afraid he'll fuck things up and doesn't even realize it.
But with friends with benefits, he could get someone warm to hold at night and when the sun rises, they would part ways and never see each other again.
That is what friends with benefits are supposed to be.
Right?
Then why is Hal living in Bruce's manor, eating his food and co-parenting his kids?
Podfic of We're friends with benefits, right? by rie_rotisse
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- Part 34 of Dusty Reads Batman
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All Roads Lead to the City by EllenLaw
Fandoms: DCU, Green Lantern - All Media Types, Paris Burning (thecitysmith)
03 Dec 2025
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For the centuries, it was believed that Coast City did not exist. People searched for the lost City, chasing his footsteps,trying to lead him to a better tomorrow.
Hal Jordan was puzzled by this.
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【DC】一切的路都朝向城市去 by EllenLaw
Fandoms: DCU, Green Lantern - All Media Types, Paris Burning (thecitysmith)
03 Dec 2025
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For the centuries, it was believed that Coast City did not exist. People searched for the lost City, chasing his footsteps,trying to lead him to a better tomorrow.
Hal Jordan was puzzled by this.
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It Begun With a Fight by CYTHRAAUL
Fandoms: Green Lantern (Comics), DCeased (DC Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
16 Nov 2025
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If someone wanted to get back at the league what do you they would do? Take away Hal of course!
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Welcome home! Please take off your trauma at the door by Anonymous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
08 Nov 2025
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What happens when some of the strongest heroes in the world get de-aged into emotionally fragile teens? Wow thank you so much for asking! They end up living in the suburbs with Kal and Diana as their parents of course.
So many different personalities and problems under one roof, what could possibly go wrong? From sitcom vibes to awkward middle school romance to crying over a bowl of soup in a closet there is never a dull moment here! Grow with them as they learn that maybe it's not all that bad, well at least that's what they say after the microwave explodes again
Welcome home! Please take your trauma off at the door
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- Part 1 of Taylor's dc fics
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You were the best but you were the worst (as sick as it sounds, I loved you first) by justlleena
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DC Elseworlds, Green Lantern - All Media Types
29 Oct 2025
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"Hal Jordan didn’t feel fear the same way everyone else did.
He didn’t feel the nerves, the racing pulse, the trembling hands. He just stared down danger like it was something ordinary."
(Or how Carol Ferris watched Hal Jordan shoot for the stars and never come back down)
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- Part 1 of DC: Earth-9964
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Hal couldn't believe that Bruce just admitted to not really having watched movies after the 80s on a channel that had over 13 million subscribers. It had to be a fluke, but the Jordan's band together to make a list of Must-See Movies in case Hal might ever run into Bruce. It was more likely than any of the kids thought.
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We're friends with benefits, right? by rie_rotisse
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
15 Jul 2025
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Hal Jordan is afraid he wouldn't be a good partner. He's afraid he wouldn't be a good father. He's afraid he'll fuck things up and doesn't even realize it.
But with friends with benefits, he could get someone warm to hold at night and when the sun rises, they would part ways and never see each other again.
That is what friends with benefits are supposed to be.
Right?
Then why is Hal living in Bruce's manor, eating his food and co-parenting his kids?
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August 1989
"Missouri? You're sending me to Missouri?" Hal repeats. He can't have heard right. She can't really mean it, can she?
"I bet you can't even find it on a map." Jack comments.
"I can too, Jackass-"
"Harold. You're going, and that's final. Have your bags packed for Saturday morning. And for the love of God, don't take that jacket with you." Jessica Jordan says, turning away from her second child and effectively ending the conversation.
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Hal is 17, and counting the days till his 18th birthday so he can join the Air Force. Jessica Jordan is desperate to get her son away from the Californian airfields, so she calls in an old favour and sends Hal to spend a few months in Central City.
Darryl Frye hopes that their guest will help Barry get out of his shell, and forget about his mother's murder. -
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To keep the Justice League from recognizing their true feelings, Bruce and Hal frequently go out of their way to put on elaborate arguments. Which works perfectly for the sake of keep their marriage a secret. Even though it sometimes hurts.
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“You acted recklessly and without any concern for anyone but yourself. Again," Bruce stated.Hal glanced at his hand, knowing fully well this was an act, a charade they could drop as soon as it was over and they were home. Until then, he just had to play his part. “Don’t patronize me,” he insisted, slapping his hand away harshly. “I’m not a child.”
“Well, you certainly act like one,” he snapped, stepping back to exit his personal space and put some distance between them. “My kids have better survival skills than you do.”
Hal scoffed. “I doubt it, considering you’ve gotten half of them killed and the other half have tried to kill you,” he retorted sharply, the words feeling heavy and bitter on his tongue.
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when it was hard to take by aduchessandaprince for FullmetalSylveon
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
15 Jan 2025
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You learn my secrets and you figure out why I'm guarded/You say we'll never make my parents' mistakes.
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- Part 334 of the tortured poets department
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What I want I have 2. by Anonymous for DevoraMelo
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, The Flash (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Green Lantern (Comics)
08 Jan 2025
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Hal is jealous of how the rest of the employees treat Barry, he has to get that frustration out somehow and who better than Barry to help him with something that he himself caused.
Second part of what I want I have, it is not necessary to read the first part to understand this.
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Just An Earthbound Misfit by Bookwormfitzpatrick
Fandoms: Green Lantern (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU
28 Dec 2024
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Hal Jordan starts questioning their gender after feelings they've tried to bury for decades become harder to ignore. They decide to go out for a night on the town in a seedy far-sector bar but run into an unexpected familiar face.
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Nine months after entering the new universe, all the sprites died. Nine years later, Hal Strider reckons with living life as his own person, and faces his past.
[Set in the Skaian Pantheon universe, where the main characters chose not to skip five thousand years ahead in time, and instead settled down to help rebuild civilization as their world's creators.]
10 YEARS POST-LANDING
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- Part 15 of The Skaian Pantheon
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Una nueva oportunidad by HisoNao
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), The Flash (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics)
10 Dec 2024
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Hal tiene problemas para conseguir pareja, tiene miedo de volver a intentarlo y volver a decepcionarse; pero esto cambia cuando se hace amigo de Barry y comienza a conocerse más así mismo.
Quizá pueda darse otra oportunidad para enamorarse y ser feliz.
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Día 27: Luego de una pesadilla. by HisoNao
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, The Flash (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Green Lantern (Comics)
28 Oct 2024
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Barry disfruta mucho de la tranquilidad de la noche cuando su novio duerme con él, por desgracia; hoy no es como las demás noches.
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- Part 27 of Flufftober 2024
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Día 22: Conocer a la familia by HisoNao
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, The Flash (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Green Lantern (Comics)
24 Oct 2024
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La familia de Hal no precisamente la más cálida de todas, pero aún así Helen logra hacer que Barry disfrute de la cena a su lado.
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- Part 22 of Flufftober 2024
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Mi Barry by HisoNao
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, The Flash (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Green Lantern (Comics)
10 Sep 2024
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Hal tiene el matrimonio perfecta, sin importar lo que sus amigos o el mundo opinen.
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Día 3: Pecador/Santo: “Padre perdóname porque he pecado” by HisoNao
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, The Flash (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Green Lantern (Comics)
19 Aug 2024
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Hal despierta en un lugar desconocido después de que lo ultimo que recuerda es estar apunto de morir, Hal cree que acaba de firmar su sentencia para ir directamente al infierno, sin embargo, Dios ni tiene esos planes para él.
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- Part 5 of Halbarry week 2024
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none of this will matter in an hour by Barmy_demon
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
20 May 2024
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i was listening to minor holiday by sparkbird and was struck with inspiration
i apologise if this is occ i don't read/watch enough dc
anyway the league have an hour to live, Hal and Bruce have messy emotions to do with there families and kinda comfort each other
this was written as romantic but can be read as platonic