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What is a Dilf? by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
22 Oct 2023
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Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓
You can't understand what it means to live until you see Batman in the gym while he trains. Folks, that man is the original dilf. Johnny Depp who? I would totally eat him.
Flash @TheOriginal ✓
Dude, are you drunk?
Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓
I might have a concussion. But hey, I'm seeing something worth living for. 10/10, I recommend it.
(Tim reads the JL's official Twitter and has uncomfortable questions for his older brother. Jason will make Hal Jordan pay.)
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For Whom We'd Give Blood by Boogalee99
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types
26 May 2025
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"Family not only need to consist of merely those whom we share blood, but also for those whom we'd give blood." - Charles Dickens, Mugby Junction
The story of how Hal Jordan became the Waynes' favorite uncle.
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We're friends with benefits, right? by rie_rotisse
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
15 Jul 2025
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Hal Jordan is afraid he wouldn't be a good partner. He's afraid he wouldn't be a good father. He's afraid he'll fuck things up and doesn't even realize it.
But with friends with benefits, he could get someone warm to hold at night and when the sun rises, they would part ways and never see each other again.
That is what friends with benefits are supposed to be.
Right?
Then why is Hal living in Bruce's manor, eating his food and co-parenting his kids?
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August 1989
"Missouri? You're sending me to Missouri?" Hal repeats. He can't have heard right. She can't really mean it, can she?
"I bet you can't even find it on a map." Jack comments.
"I can too, Jackass-"
"Harold. You're going, and that's final. Have your bags packed for Saturday morning. And for the love of God, don't take that jacket with you." Jessica Jordan says, turning away from her second child and effectively ending the conversation.
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Hal is 17, and counting the days till his 18th birthday so he can join the Air Force. Jessica Jordan is desperate to get her son away from the Californian airfields, so she calls in an old favour and sends Hal to spend a few months in Central City.
Darryl Frye hopes that their guest will help Barry get out of his shell, and forget about his mother's murder.- Language:
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On 33 as of 10/19
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很好，上一次看好像才几万词……挺好看的
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It’s always colder on your own by orphan_account
Fandoms: DCU, Green Lantern - All Media Types
03 Aug 2020
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Hal Jordan has been alive for exactly 267 years. He’s counted. He knows it’s unnatural but the fact is undeniable. Being forced to watch as his friends died one by one and attending countless hospital visits and funerals takes its toll on him.
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Hal outlives all of his friends and when he thinks it's finally over, he doesn't even die properly.
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Give it a try by Alice216
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics)
11 Jun 2023
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It was Hal and Bruce's usual argument, but Bruce finally decided to confess his feelings. But Hal couldn't bring himself to believe it.
Batlantern Weekend 2023 - Day 2: “How do I know you’re not lying?”
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To keep the Justice League from recognizing their true feelings, Bruce and Hal frequently go out of their way to put on elaborate arguments. Which works perfectly for the sake of keep their marriage a secret. Even though it sometimes hurts.
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“You acted recklessly and without any concern for anyone but yourself. Again," Bruce stated.Hal glanced at his hand, knowing fully well this was an act, a charade they could drop as soon as it was over and they were home. Until then, he just had to play his part. “Don’t patronize me,” he insisted, slapping his hand away harshly. “I’m not a child.”
“Well, you certainly act like one,” he snapped, stepping back to exit his personal space and put some distance between them. “My kids have better survival skills than you do.”
Hal scoffed. “I doubt it, considering you’ve gotten half of them killed and the other half have tried to kill you,” he retorted sharply, the words feeling heavy and bitter on his tongue.
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The Deeper I Drown by Salmonellagogo for oliviathecf
Fandoms: Green Lantern (Comics), DCU (Comics)
31 Mar 2020
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Sinestro had long left Hal's apartment and Hal had no illusion that Guy didn't know what he was up to behind their backs.
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“He likes you, Hal.” He says, tone gentle, like Hal's going to snap. “We both do.”
Hal nods. “And when you say like—" Shut up, shut up, shut up. What's next, what profound stupidity will pour out of his mouth tonight? Do you mean like, or like-like? Jesus H. Christ.
“Like-like.” Well, at least Clark said it first. He can't even look him in the eyes. He's too embarrassed on Clark's behalf to, really. “We'd like to invite you—”
And now his eyes snap to Clark's, holding his gaze, firm and steady. “Are you asking me for a threesome with Batman?”
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Welcome home! Please take off your trauma at the door by Anonymous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
02 Jul 2025
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What happens when some of the strongest heroes in the world get de-aged into emotionally fragile teens? Wow thank you so much for asking! They end up living in the suburbs with Kal and Diana as their parents of course.
So many different personalities and problems under one roof, what could possibly go wrong? From sitcom vibes to awkward middle school romance to crying over a bowl of soup in a closet there is never a dull moment here! Grow with them as they learn that maybe it's not all that bad, well at least that's what they say after the microwave explodes again
Welcome home! Please take your trauma off at the door
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- Part 1 of Taylor's dc fics
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Nick Cutler is going through withdrawal in the basement of Honolulu Heights, and there's a lot that needs to be said before he can begin his life of sobriety. Meanwhile, Hal doesn't know how to deal with his feelings for the man that has reappeared again in his life after fifty years.
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365 Days of One Word Prompts (and my Suffering) by Anonymous
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman: Arkham - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Constantine (TV), Criminal Minds (US TV), DCU, DCU (Comics), Deathstroke the Terminator (Comics), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Doctor Who (2005), Gotham Knights (Video Game 2021), Gotham Knights (Video Game 2022), Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Harley Quinn (Comics), Hellblazer, Injustice: Gods Among Us, Justice League - All Media Types, Klarion (Comics), Magisterium Series - Holly Black & Cassandra Clare, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Merlin (TV), Miraculous Ladybug, Moon Knight (TV 2022), Nightwing (Comics), Original Work, Poison Ivy (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics), S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series), Signs (2002), Smallville, Sonic Prime (Cartoon 2022), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Superboy (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Supernatural (TV 2005), Teen Titans (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Temeraire - Naomi Novik, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2021), The Batman (Movie 2022), The Flash (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, The Umbrella Academy (TV), Titans (Comics), Warriors - Erin Hunter, White Collar (TV 2009), Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types, 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
21 May 2023
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Jan 1:
I am suffering.png and I have 365 days of torture ahead of me....
I regret everything and nothing and I hope y'all can help me power through this year of much words, very write...yoink...- Words:
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Hal couldn't believe that Bruce just admitted to not really having watched movies after the 80s on a channel that had over 13 million subscribers. It had to be a fluke, but the Jordan's band together to make a list of Must-See Movies in case Hal might ever run into Bruce. It was more likely than any of the kids thought.
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It Begun With a Fight by CYTHRAAUL
Fandoms: Green Lantern (Comics), DCeased (DC Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
05 Jul 2025
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If someone wanted to get back at the league what do you they would do? Take away Hal of course!
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Counterintuitive Acceleration by Boogalee99
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
12 Feb 2024
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Hal has decided to convince Bruce to loosen up the stranglehold that he holds on the identities of the heroes associated with Batman, but Bruce is as stubborn as Hal is determined. The result is a war of attrition that may leave no survivors.
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- Part 6 of For Whom We'd Give Blood
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It Was Only Just a Dream by MythologyGirl
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Wonder Woman (Comics), Wonder Woman (2017)
28 Aug 2018
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When Diana gave her son up all those years ago, she never expected to see him again. Now here he is with in her reach, but will Hal, the independent Green Lantern, want anything to even do with her once their relation is revealed?
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Your Epitaph Will not Contain Your Soul by NightwingingIt1701
Fandoms: The Flash - All Media Types, The Flash (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
21 Jul 2020
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Speedster healing may keep Barry alive, but experiencing it from either side is doing a number on Hal and Barry. Just because everything ends well doesn't mean the trauma disappears - either for Barry, who pulled the bullet out of his own chest, or for Hal, who keeps reliving watching his friend shrug off a brush with death yet again.
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Tether by khazadspoon
Fandoms: Green Lantern (Comics), DCU (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types
01 Oct 2023
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“C’mon then, big guy; out with it.” Hal pinches the bridge of his nose, waits for the ‘I’m not mad, just disappointed’ speech.
Clark gets up and moves round to stand in front of him. The hand doesn’t land on his shoulder. There are no words of condemnation or reproach. Instead he feels long, warm fingers curl around his bicep. They don’t squeeze but he feels the touch like a shackle. It… he doesn’t know if it’s good or not.
“You never told us how hard this is on you.”
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Hal could admit he found Bruce attractive--it just took him a little longer to admit it was a little bit more than physical.
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Five times Hal kissed Bruce, and the one time Bruce kissed Hal
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For years, Bruce Wayne and Hal Jordan have enjoyed a perfectly functional working relationship as forever frenemies, until one botched mission taking down a joint venture between Poison Ivy and Scarecrow lands them in bed with one another.
That should be that, end of story, except—well, except, it happens again. And again. And again.
Would be a lot more enjoyable if Hal didn't think he was slowly losing his mind all the while.
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