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    Oh the weather outside's frightful, and Florian's mom is so delightful. If only Arven had his friend's blessing.

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    Shen Yuan's life as a chronically ill teacher is a little bare bones, but smooth enough. It's his delinquent students that start to interrupt this boring, but stable peace, surrounding him in an empty classroom one evening with nefarious intentions. He's saved by his white lotus (right?) of a student, Luo Binghe, who carries him home and...doesn't leave. However, Naoya Zen'in's intentions toward his omega teacher are far from satisfied, and as far as he's concerned, the hunt is on. Shen Yuan's previously simple life is about to become very, very complicated.

     

    A.k.a. the unhinged nightmare polycule crossover rarest pair that no one asked for, but I am shamelessly delivering.

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    Chuuya gets headaches from Arahabaki's presence in his head. To get rid of it, he has an arrangement with Dazai, sex for the pain relief brought from the nullifier. There's one problem, and that is that Chuuya loves Dazai, and he knows it. But what will happen when Kouyou makes a joke that hits far too close to Dazai's true feelings while Chuuya is hiding underneath his desk?

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    His Imperial Highness is an emotional stone-wall. No one knows a thing about him.
    He does not seem to care about anyone but himself and his reign as a sovereign. But to get to the throne, he must marry.

    A ruler cannot rule without a queen- or in this case... An Empress.

     

    His Imperial Highness is not new to the unorthodox and rather he welcomes it wholeheartedly.

    He does not care about whom he marries, he cares about one thing- that is an absolute seat to the throne. However he may get to it.

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    17/?
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    Hello everyone! My name's Eli and here's a little bit of what this is going to be about!

    This book will be a collection of oneshots depicting the life of Human!Alastor and his wife. It takes place in New Orlans and sometime in the 1920s, so all language, equipment and slang will be related to that

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    You and Joel Miller have been keeping a secret for twelve years, and somewhere between school runs, burnt pancakes, and movie nights that ended tangled up on the couch, the two of you built a home without ever meaning to.

    But when Tommy’s accident cracks the life you’ve carefully built, the truth starts slipping through.

    Because Joel Miller can fix anything: houses, leaky pipes, science fair disasters, even teenage heartbreak, except the way he feels about you.

    And if sometimes love means waiting,
    Joel Miller is the man who can’t be moved.

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    1/?
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    A continuation from my fic ‘All Wound Up’

    Just Aaron and his alarming relationship with his college professor Foyet, which gets concerningly more intimate

    (situationship with your prof turned very sexual)

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    Chapters:
    5/6
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    Geoff had warned him, at least, to wear briefs rather than boxers, so while Tucker was certain that everyone could see beneath his skirt, it probably looked hot, and that was truly what mattered most. And at least he had the sense to wear underwear that wasn’t full of holes, otherwise he’d be giving his party guests a whole different sort of peep show…

    Kind of like the one his eyes fell upon as he looked over toward the punch table that Geoff had set up in the corner of the living room. He wasn’t sure he had ever seen that much skin on the vocalist, he thought, as he watched Tim Kasher pour himself a drink.

    There was no way that that costume had not come from an adult store.

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    5 times Sonar finds Flambae and Robert Flirting (and nobody belives him) Plus 1 time where he managed to show them

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    Galadriel investigates the Necromancer of Dol Guldur... and it is not who she's expecting!

    But maybe it isn't so bad, and he's acting strangely around her, she can exploit his weakness to rid Middle-Earth of the Enemy!
    Maybe.
    Or she'll do that tomorrow...?

     

    - Galadriel x Sauron - Sauron and OCs before that - slow corruption(?) - and more later... -

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    12/?
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    “I’ve been trying to contain myself for the past eight months,” he whispered, almost like a confession he had been holding onto forever. His thumb brushed your cheek, slow and shaky. “Every time I looked at you… every time you touched me… I had to force myself to keep it all in.”

    His hand was on your waist, gripping just a little tighter as he looked into your eyes with a kind of hunger mixed with awe.

    “But tonight… you broke every bit of my restraint,” he said softly. “The way you touched me… the way you said my name… “I can’t… I can’t hold back anymore. You’re driving me completely crazy.” You felt his body shiver slightly as he leaned closer, his voice dropping even further.

    Your hands trailed over his chest, fingers teasing along his shoulders and neck. “Then don’t hold back,” you whispered, bold and teasing. “I want every bit of you.”

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    Wriothesley is an omega in his prime—when he dresses up, alphas and omegas alike turn their heads, regardless of compatibility. He dances across the floor of sin, fully aware of the effect he has on people, and uses it to his advantage.

    Neuvillette watches and waits.

    He waits for the pretty omega to dance right back into his arms…

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    “So…what’s your name?” Anthony asked the demon with a small smile.
    “Valentino,” He replied, draping his arm over Anthony and pulling him into a hug that he didn’t know he wanted. “What about you, gorgeous?”
    “Anthony.”
    “Anthony, I’m going to make you a fucking star.”

     

     

    After forty years of abuse, Angel finally gets an opportunity to escape Valentino. Even though breaking a deal with an Overlord isn't impossible, no one said it was going to be easy.

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    Every accusation is a confession...
    Some work hard and persevere diligently to earn their rightful place in society
    Others play dirty and own it, but that's boring and fair play tbh

    And a select few play dirty, yet stick the filthy pin into another's head.
    Dearest Donnie can't accept his truth - and big Bill thinks that's pretty hot.

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    Louis Tomlinson has everything; money, power, a beautiful wife, and two perfect kids. For years, his life has been clean, structured, and strictly monogamous.

    Until Harry Styles walked into his office.

    Young, sharp-tongued, and dangerously pretty, Harry is the new assistant Louis never asked for, and the temptation he never saw coming.

    What begins as a professional relationship twists into something primal and consuming. Louis tries to fight it, to stay faithful to the family he's built. But Harry is always there, always tempting him and pushing just far enough.

    And soon, Louis will have to decide: protect the life he’s built and his loved ones... or surrender to the boy who might ruin everything.

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    Chapters:
    4/8
    Comments:
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    Ptilopsis is assigned as the Doctor's new assistant. She strides to do her best in the role.

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    "“Matsumoto, if a zanpakuto’s abilities were any indicator of a shinigami’s casual personality, Captain Ichimaru would be more suited manning one of those new weapons from the Human Realm,”

    “I think they’re called rifles. Said to be spears capable of piercing through gods,”

    “…actually, now that you say that, Shinsou’s piercing abilities may suggest Ichimaru find work in a male brothel.”

    “Captain!”

    Matsumoto shook him lightly, giggling uncontrollably as they strolled this way and that back to the Tenth division. Hitsugaya couldn’t help but laugh along with her, proud of his own sense of humor.

    They went minutes without a word before he finally added, “—I am serious though. I think your boyfriend likes boys, Rangiku.”"

    Captain Ichimaru and Lieutenant Akon both fail to make an appearance at the latest Captain's meeting.

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    13 years have passed since the Dark Lord was defeated. 20 years have passed since Harry Potter first learned about magic and went through so many challenges, risks, and suffering.

    But now, things are different. He's married with children, and has a few women and girls crazy about him, all willing to please him any way he wants, whenever and wherever he desires.

    This is the end of the story of the Chosen One, and how Hermione, Ginny, Pansy, Luna, Tonks and Fleur behave as his official serving-sluts.

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    8,085
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    No foreplay, just straight down to business. Just how Donald liked it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
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