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Blood of Their Blood by GrandBother
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
17 Apr 2026
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History remembers Rhaenyra and Daemon Targaryen. History remembers all the steps and all the years of their ungainly dance. History remembers how, in the end, their blood always warmed the Iron Throne and heralded in the Song of Ice and Fire. It is known.
It is not known, however, what would have happened if their dance had no missteps, if their union had come through earlier, and if their hatchlings took flight near the same time as the Greens. It is not known, either, what would have happened if all of their children were not simply children, but blood-of-their-blood from the future, from the far past, and even from a world gone by. There might still be a Dance, though probably not the same Dance. And in the end, those fit to remain shall remain, and those who are unneeded shall not be kept.
Mostly Bookverse. Crack Treated Seriously.
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- Part 3 of Dreamers lie in wait
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- English
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- 1,491
- Chapters:
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Хеталия мила, смешна и стилна!
Ти си в ОПА, ОПА е в тебе!
Нациите не са само красиви момчета!
Стиховете им забележи,
в главите им се вмъкни!Не очаквай велики рими, читателю мил!
Жълтото не е туберкулоза, а петно –
от мазна мекица оставено,
в модерната епоха омазано!Series
- Part 2 of ОПА!
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ОПА!
(Организация против анонимните!)
В началото бяха Анонимните и те казаха: „Нека му вземем душата на тоя!“.
Но никой, дори и Анонимните от ЦЕРН, не може да победи желанието на един българин за „безплатното“!
Никола е живото доказателство, че когато не може да си набавя култура през стария канал (да почиват в мир сървърите му!), е готов да създаде Гилдията на Ъндърграунд Книжнината и да даде литература на народа!
Светът не го чака – войните пламват и горят, а Никола се опитва да бъде добър баща за племенника си, малкия Алексей (Аляска), и добър съпруг за комшията си, чието тръскащо се дупе и копринени шалвари не само го извадиха от гардероба, ами му сложиха и халка на пръста!
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- Part 1 of ОПА!
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Mizuki Uchiha wanted to be a ninja. At sixteen, her body had other ideas. Now she's the voice on the other end of the radio — and in the Uchiha Military Police Force, that means she knows everything about everyone. What she doesn't know is what to do about the fact that three Uchiha men have started finding increasingly creative reasons to be in her orbit.
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The Fornost Tales by CakeLand
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
16 Apr 2026
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In the middle of the Fourth Age, a young man from Gondor goes on a pilgrimage to the north and has the summer of his life.
On the way, he experiences almost everything the Reunited Kingdom has to offer, learns all about his country's history, makes some lifelong friends, and hears some very interesting stories.
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Open mouth, insert — (Foot, sire, I meant FOOT!) by Diana_Prallon for CamelotSniper97
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
16 Apr 2026
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Merlin came to a sudden stop when he noticed that:
A. Uther was still staring at him, but, now, instead of a raised eyebrow, he had both his eyes wide open in horror.
B. Merlin had got carried away and called Arthur “Your Royal Prattishness” in front of the king.
C. Uther had heard him and probably the only reason Merlin wasn’t being dragged to the stocks right away was because Uther was still too shocked to function.Series
- Part 55 of History Books Forgot About Us
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To All Foul Stars by MoondustTB (ANiceLemonMuffin)
Fandoms: The Boys (TV 2019), The Boys (Comics)
16 Apr 2026
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With his opposition wiped out and place secured in the barely conceiving shadows, The Homelander has some time to tie loose ends. Old wounds bleed once more, and new issues arise shrouded in mystery which threaten to shatter what's left of his already broken mind.
The United States of America tremble at the sight of their new leader, wondering what the next move will be. But does he even know anymore?
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Beast and Ancient chatfic bc I have nothing better to do in my life
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Documented Tomfoolery by Anonymous
Fandoms: 헌터는 조용히 살고 싶다 - 백삼 | The Hunter’s Gonna Lay Low - Baek Sam
16 Apr 2026
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[8] I am a master craftsman: I need donation fr
[34] Very Small Miracle: crazy how one of the richest hunters in the world is asking for donation…
[34] Very Small Miracle: How about us low-lives?
[1] J: he
[50] Romantic Opener: What’s that, J? What he?
[11] Shield Guy: Are you in trouble? Do you need help? Where are you?
[1] J: lp
[2] Lee Sa-young: Open the door.
[5] Gyu Gyu: ???????????
[11] Shield Guy: ????????????????????
[8] I am a master craftsman: ??? :0
[6] Honeybee: ?????
[3] Matthew: ?
[50] Romantic Opener: ????
[34] Very Small Miracle: Uhm…?
[4] Jung Bin: …
I noticed there’s no chat fic in this fandom, and since I have a month of free time before college, I’ll make one :P
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- Part 1 of Tomfooleries in action
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Murder Drones: Sphaera Lucis (S.T.A.L.K.E.R. crossover) by Artyrian217
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series), S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (Video Games)
16 Apr 2026
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2020. The Chornobyl Anomalous Zone.
Raven - a veteran stalker and former soldier - returns from another mission to the "100 Rads" Bar. There, he immediately signs up for yet another job - one that seems simple at first glance, but in the Zone, even the simplest task can turn into tragedy.
For him, it all leads to a desperate decision that takes him to a dead, snow-covered planet - Copper-9.
Now Raven has only one objective: survive and adapt.
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(Аuthor's note: to read this fanfic, you don't have to be familiar with the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game series - all the necessary things will be explained in the fanfic.)
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- Part 2 of Sphaera Lucis AU
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“I Was Supposed to Die... Instead, I Started a Cult!” by Lilitue
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
16 Apr 2026
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Hit by a truck, a sarcastic young woman wakes up in a pirate world, alive, and working as a bartender. She accidentally eats a Devil Fruit, discovers she can spread pain, and decides to start a cult, mostly for fun. Between serving drinks and terrifying pirates and locals, she realizes "playing life safe" was overrated anyway.
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The kids of South Park were finally graduating high school, ready to go off to college and take on the world. Except Wendy was going to school two hours away from Stan and Kenny was too stupid to realize his own feelings right in front of him and Marjorine couldn't afford a boob job and Cartman was in denial. And, oh yeah, Kyle was in love with his best friend.
Things in South Park were far from over.
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Aged up South Park College fic taking place in a close-to-canon universe except people age normally and there are no aliens (I think?). Fic starts when they graduate, though there are flashbacks to high school and plenty of easter eggs.
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"Of course I eat people, I mean...It's not something I would broadcast since it's...well Gotham and they began to make a phad about it because the citizens are brilliantly...stupid."
Bodies are piling up, whatever is left. Families; different backgrounds, different ethnics, religions, looks are being eaten and whatever is left into a master piece. Some sort of art with the remains and everyone was losing time and leads to find out who has been feasting upon Gotham citizens. Jason however, knew of a Cannibal that he totally never mentioned to Bruce. It's not Jason's fault he died before revealing his darkest discovery and that discovery is in the form of a boy he had left behind. [M/N] [L/N]; Mortitan, brilliant, a chef of his own making and conisear of flesh.
All Jason needed to do is sweeten the deal in a way that drives all people, after all at the end of the day {M/N] is human after all.
"Besides..it's people...they are literally born every day..so who cares if a few of them...just disapear once in a while?"
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Mia Winters thought Eveline would be just another assignment. She was wrong. This fic focuses on their bond, their dynamic with the Baker family, and the psychological horror of living under Eveline’s influence during the three years at the Baker Estate before Ethan arrives.
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This was never a babysitting job
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When Gale grows tired of everyone doubting his brilliance, he devises the perfect plan.
What better proof of his infinite wisdom than to make dear friends out of Tav and Astarion, who hate one another? After all, your constant bickering is annoying the camp to no end. He finds a dungeon designed for two souls, one that promises to bring any duo close in no time.
It is just a pity that his mistranslation forces you both into a dungeon trapped in time and very much meant to get the two of you into bed.
─ ❤︎ ─
You and your rogue companion stare at the glowing plaque that materializes before the sealed door.
“In order to pass through this door, you’ll need to kiss deeply until the progress bar fills up,” you read aloud, horrified.
Astarion’s expression twists into elegant disgust.
“This blasted fool has sent us into a literal sex dungeon.”
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Огонь убивает. Но иногда то, что вырастает из-под пепла, оказывается лучше старого ©
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Rosen had always dreamed of meeting princes and knights from the stories his Mama always read to him as a young tiefling, but meeting Wyll Ravenguard was everything he wasn't expecting.
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Takes place in Act 1, before Wyll and Rosen get together. A snippet about Wyll and Rosen, when Mizora tells Wyll that his life is only worth what his services are worth, according to his contract.
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Based on the song Two Seconds In The Sun by Raynes
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- Part 1 of kiss me for good luck, sweetheart
- Language:
- English
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- 1,325
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It's been half a year since Astarion returned to Baldur's Gate with his rediscovered love, Jen, Tav in her next life. Nevermind the fact that he had to make a deal with Baba Yaga and travel to an entirely different plane of existence called "Texas" to find her and fall in love with each other all over again. That's history now! He has his little mud mephit back, and they're just as happy as they can be at their estate in Baldur's Gate.
True, Jen may be struggling to learn magic. But he's certain she'll get there. She is an elf, after all. Or was. Anyway, bodies are changeable things, so he's certain her human form is temporary.
Jen, however, is less certain and feels more and more like an alien as days turn to weeks turn to months. She's no closer to learning where she fits in this wildly different new world. Her chronic conditions aren't getting any better, she can't seem to pick up magic, she's trapped away from everything she used to love, and she can't help but feel like it's all going to destroy the happiness she and Astarion found together before she left her life behind to be a part of his.
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- Part 2 of Astarion and Jen
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In the annual Long Walk, fifty young people are chosen at random to compete in an extreme endurance test. There is no goal, only survival. The last one standing will gain fame and fortune. The others will be disqualified—that is, killed.
Gon Freecss has just been chosen to represent his state. On May 1, he must join the other participants at the starting line. But it won't be that easy. It's not just about walking; it's about surviving and trying to stay sane.
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Based on the novel by Stephen King, but HxH version (and Gonkillu).