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Rose had recommended it to you and it had sounded like a joke at the time. Insomnia? Nightmares? The Institute for the Study of Sleep and Dreams can teach you to control that. Can teach you to give your dreams to others. Can fix it. You would even get paid! All you had to do was sign the dotted line...
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sound of nothing by Bootstrap_Paradox
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
18 Jul 2020
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Todd Brotzman is a different man now. The days of Mexican Funeral are long over, but he can play music, still... just not for a crowd. For one person only.
For Dirk.
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Jade, Roxy, and Jake start an “I Grew Up Isolated From Human Society" support group and rope Dirk into meeting with them every week, to learn things like "how currency that isn't Boondollars works" and "how to establish healthy boundaries and respect the boundaries of others".
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Thank god Caliborn isn’t here right now, you think, as Caliborn seeps into the room like a malignant devil who heard his name from inside your mind. He’s green and heat, and he is not welcome.
“SILENCE THE CHILD. OR ELSE I WILL DO IT MYSELF.”
(Dirk runs away from his abusive home in Texas all the way up to a cheap, abandoned house in Oregon that is haunted by an angry green poltergeist with Big Issues and a nasty mile-wide 'cruelty to the living' streak.Dave, the four-year-old little brother Dirk was not fully aware he had, follows him there.)
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The smell of rain drifts into the house in the middle of the night, and wakes Dirk up, reminding him of worse times. Luckily Jake knows how to help him process things.
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A collection of one-shots and filled prompt requests for the fic "We Were Made for Another World".
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- Part 2 of hiraeth
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Like a handful of breaded chicken tenders being tossed into hot oil, Bro deposits you onto your bed and is out of your Egbertless room within less than ten seconds.
Holy shit what just happened. You feel like Juliet. Are you Juliet?? You thought John was Juliet. You thought you were Romeo, gonna get a high-five from Bro AKA whateverthefuck Romeo's dad's name was you've never read it so who cares, while you went to pry the bars off Juliet's window, rescuing him from his overprotective dad.
(In a move that surprises everybody involved, it's not John's dad that the two young lovers have to be worried about. It's Dave's.)
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Your name is Dirk Strider, but everyone who called you that is dead, now. You go by Bro, and you're a vampire. And a single dad to the coolest kid in the world.
Dave's just brought his first friend home, finally trusting himself and you to keep your vampireness a secret.
You are really not good at this socialising thing.Series
- Part 1 of Hidden Bloodlines
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“you’ve been awkwardly inching your way towards the human sexuality section of the bookstore i work at for like fifteen minutes are you looking for something in particular or –?"
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Everyone had expected for them to win.
No one had really been anticipating waking up in their houses, almost like nothing had ever happened.
It's April of 2009, and the game is over. What may be even harder than the game is reintegrating back into normal society. After all, how do a bunch of traumatized teenagers reintegrate back into society? Especially when two of them had grown up without seeing another human being for the first fifteen years of their lives?
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- Part 1 of hiraeth
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There’s rarely a time when you can be around people without being stiflingly anxious.
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- Part 3 of things we said
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New Years (pt. 1) -- You don't think you'll ever understand why David feels such the intense need to cook and bake something so very extravagant for dinner every year on December 31st.
Valentine's Day -- GT: So what do you say right ol pal? Mind flying me to the moon?
St. Patrick's Day -- This much green might be a little much. You will definitely have to talk to David about this. He has a holiday problem, you think.
Easter -- "L-O-L, Dirky, that has nothin' to do with what we're talking about."
Father's Day -- Maybe you have yet to completely learn the lesson of letting go after an appropriate amount of time.
Independence Day/Fourth of July -- Yet to be finished.
Halloween -- Yet to be finished.
Thanksgiving -- Yet to be finished.
Christmas -- Yet to be finished.
Birthday -- Yet to be finished.
New Years (pt. 2) -- Yet to be finished.
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- Part 5 of Dirk's Not-So-Alphabetical Alphabet
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Вора скрывает ночь // Night Hides the Thief by minty_mix
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
11 Aug 2017
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Единственное общее между тем, какой Вселенная должна быть, и тем, какая она на деле, - это Дирк, дергающий ногой, его лихорадочная одержимость, с которой он пишет, и расхаживание по комнате перед сном. К сожалению, человек, в которого Дирк влюблен, считает одну из этих странностей бесконечно напрягающей.
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"Poor guy," David stated, ushering the two of you out of the Subway with sandwiches in hand, "I wonder what happened to him."
There was not a single moment's hesitation as Dave proudly proclaimed, "I punched that man in the penis!"
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- Part 4 of Dirk's Not-So-Alphabetical Alphabet
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no ok but im gonna come up with a better summary soon after i write more maybe but all you need to know now is that its autistic dirk + his boyfriend/caretaker jake and its just really cute and nice and fluffy ((or i dont know ~i~ think it is we'll see)) ill probably end up writing more. maybe. it depends on how you guys like it
((4/3/16: ok guess what its not just drabble anymore it has more of a story now also its not all that fluffy anymore its actually kinda depressing))
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You don't like talking to people, therefor, you don't want to talk to people. That's where you and Dave differ highly- he constantly goes up to people he doesn't know, and tries to befriend them. You find that dangerous, because Bro and David have spoken to you an odd amount of times about "stranger danger," which means you shouldn't talk to people you don't know or don't trust, and you shouldn't follow people into big white vans with darkened windows and the painted black words, "FREE CANDY" on the side.
Which is stupid, you don't like candy, why would you even talk to them in the first place, let alone follow them.
((Alternatively known as: Bro, Dirk, and Dave get caught outside by a new neighbor who has a few questions. While Bro answers, Dirk and Dave get into a tussle, and Dirk comments on this new neighbor lady's laugh.))
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- Part 3 of Dirk's Not-So-Alphabetical Alphabet
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You groan loudly to yourself to stop it, stop it, stop it, because she did something she definitely wasn't supposed to. You can't do that, you can't do that, that's not right.
It's not right, damn it!
((Alternatively known as: Dirk goes on a quick shopping trip to Walmart with his family. Needless to say, things don't go quite as planned.))
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- Part 1 of Dirk's Not-So-Alphabetical Alphabet
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Your name is Dirk Strider, and you have a very good plan. Unfortunately, it's also being thrown out the window by the fact that the sky is falling. But still, it was a great plan.
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- Part 2 of Autistic Exchange 2015
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Dirk doesn't understand, and that's the worst part.
Everything is wrong, and no one seems to think so except him. He wants to break down. He wants it to stop. But he can't. No one is supposed to know he's messed up. What the hell is wrong with him?
Or the one where Dirk has autism and doesn't know it.
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You've been staring at the papers in front of you for about an hour and a half, and you're starting to get pissed.
No, scratch that, you've been pissed for about an hour now, but you're finally starting to lose your patience. Because you aren't stupid, you aren't, and you don't know why you're having such a hard time understanding this shit.
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- Part 2 of Autistic!Homestuck