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My girlfriend's bitching cuz I always sleep in (she's kinda hot though) by meriamascurls
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Mean Girls (2004)
29 Apr 2026
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Never in his wildest dreams would Rodrick have imagined that the Regina George would be applying makeup on him in his parents' basement.
One thing led to another, and here they were, with her hovering over his face with her makeup brushes.
"Stop staring at me like a freak and close your fucking eyes so I can apply your eyeshadow correctly." A striking set of brown eyes fell on him with a condescending look.
Damn, if only her words were as pretty as her.
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Regina applying makeup on Rodrick. That's it, that's the fic.
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Draco Malfoy followed his lover to a glittering kingdom in the Middle East, dreaming of adventure and a future built on love. Instead, he was arrested for terrorism, tortured in a desert prison, and sentenced to death.
The King offered Draco an impossible choice: die as a criminal, or survive as a concubine in the royal harem.
Draco chose to live.But the gilded halls of Al-Andalusi Palace offered no safety. The concubines smiled with venom, a mysterious consortium wanted him dead, and the King who spared his life guarded secrets darker than Draco had ever imagined.
As conspiracies unraveled and the line between captor and protector began to blur, Draco had to decide who to trust: the lover who abandoned him, the spy who claimed to be his ally, or the King whose green eyes saw through every lie.
A tale of 1001 nights. A game of 1001 lies. And one foreigner who refuses to be a pawn.
A Drarry's Arabian Nights tale that no one ask.
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The Slytherin Social Season: Snakes, Scandals, and Something Like Love by GildedGranger
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Apr 2026
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Hermione Granger survived a war, rebuilt her life, and somehow ended up at the center of Britain’s most exclusive—and most chaotic—social circle.
Now her days are filled with:
rare curses, long nights, and Theo Nott force-feeding her dinner,
while her evenings consist of vineyard trips, lavish parties, and Pansy Parkinson dressing her like a scandal waiting to happen.Unfortunately, the Draco Malfoy problem still exists.
He’s insufferable.
He’s observant.
He’s entirely too close to her at all times.And for reasons she refuses to examine, he’s also… not leaving.
Add in:
a very public break with Ron Weasley,
a Rita Skeeter–fueled media circus,
and a friend group the rest of the wizarding world would very much like her to stay away from——and Hermione finds herself asking a very important question:
When did her life become a headline?
And more importantly…
Why does she not want it to stop?
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吹雪の山小屋、凍死寸前の二人が選んだのは、命を繋ぐための「熱」だった。任務の終わり、境界線が溶けていく一夜。
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- Part 2 of ぎゆしの短編エロ
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Paradox by MyCatIsTheVoid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Apr 2026
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When Izuku Midoriya takes that swan dive, he doesn't expect to wake up at the bottom. But his supposed death offers him a new shot at life. With an impossible quirk and some determination, he decides to give being a vigilante a try.
AKA; Izuku Midoriya has an immortality quirk and becomes a vigilante, picking up some found family and maybe a little bit of healing on the way.
*UPDATES TUESDAYS*
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Gasoline by TheeePunkin
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, The Super Mario Movies (Illumination Movies), Super Mario Bros. (Video Games)
29 Apr 2026
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“If you don’t leave this room right now,”, Bowser breathed, and came closer, until their foreheads met and Luigi wasn’t sure whether he was even still alive anymore. “I will jump down this balcony to become big again and I will kiss you senseless, consequences be damned.”
Luigi forgot how to breath, head swimming with all the ideas that sentence gave him.
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What if there had been more than just a book club? What if Bowser and Luigi had been friends, and in love, and everything in between- before Junior appeared and their world got turned upside down?(canon can go fuck itself, this is my playroom now & I will whack them around like barbie dolls for as long as I want)
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The young man stared at him, shocked.
"You... don't you remember me?" he asked, finding it simply inconceivable.
And Lance, in other circumstances, would have been amused by that reaction, but there was a little girl he had to bring back to her mother; he hadn't slept for almost twenty-seven hours and needed a break.
"No, dude, now if you want to excuse me..."
The boy turned Lance to him, their faces a short distance away, purple eyes fixed on his, and Lance's treacherous heart skipped a beat.
"Blue Spirit, I'm Red Warrior. Do you really not remember me?"
At that point, Lance began to break out in a cold sweat. Of course, he couldn't remember him. Lance wasn't the real one.
(In which, due to a stupid stunt, the seventeen-year-old Lance dies and finds himself in the body of a villain of his best friend's favourite graphic novel, trying not to attract too much attention. Too bad for Lance, Keith doesn't make things easy for him at all.)
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The Knight In Her Eyes by JaehaerysFan50 (TheHeroOfChaos155)
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
29 Apr 2026
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My long-delayed fix-fic for Game of Thrones Season 8.
Inspired by the many Braime fics on this site and elsewhere of which I have grown so fond.(Taking place after The Long Night and the first few scenes of The Last of the Starks)
King's Landing teeters on a knife's edge as it waits for the arrival of the Dragon Queen who continues her conquest across the Seven Kingdoms.
Queen Cersei Lannister's paranoia grows ever more constant and predatory and her brother Jaime, now more her captive than her lover, must always be there to bear the brunt of it.
And he knows he has no-one else to blame. He made his choice.
He must be there when Cersei's baby is born.
And then, Seven willing, he will return to the woman he truly loves.Yet, unknown to him, that same woman is every bit a prisoner, down in the fourth level of the Red Keep, with a child of her own inside her.
Jaime's child.
Can Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth climb their way out of the hell of Cersei's making and finally find the life they've long felt was but a dream? -
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They didn’t choose each other. They were assigned.
When an unwelcome partnership program forces Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger together, resentment is inevitable. What isn’t expected is the slow unraveling of certainty — rivalry giving way to trust, trust giving way to stolen moments, and stolen moments becoming something dangerous and deeply wanted.
Beginning at fifteen and following them into adulthood, this is a their story about hope found in secret, love chosen in defiance of fear, and the quiet courage it takes to follow the heart instead of the mind in a world determined to teach you otherwise.
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She'd done this before. She could do it again.
The walker got close and she charged, hitting it with her shoulder the way Vernon had taught her to move cattle when she was twelve. The walker went down hard and she went down with it, knee driving into its chest, hands scrambling for the rock.
She brought it down on the walker's skull. Again. The skull cracked. Again. The skull caved in with a wet crunch and the walker stopped moving but she didn't stop, couldn't stop. She kept bringing the rock down with both hands because she was so fucking tired and so fucking lost and Gran was dead and Sarah was dead and Vernon was alone on a farm she'd never reach and she was never going to be safe, never going to find anywhere, never going to—
"Ain't gonna get any deader."
The voice came from behind her. Male, Southern, cutting through her spiral.
Book one will cover Season 1-3 with timeline and canon divergence.
Minor, moderate, and major Revisions to fic have been posted between 1/12/26 and 4/28/26.Series
- Part 1 of Not Alot Just Forever
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Apparently Rey has her first ever boyfriend now, or so she is told.
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"Who do you think you are to just decide like that?!"
Ben blinked once, then said with perfect sincerity, "I'm your boyfriend"
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Of Pirates and Princes by LemonLotus
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
29 Apr 2026
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What if the place Xie Lian was buried in the 3 layered coffin became flooded after a few decades and was cast out to sea? Where a strange but kind crew of pirates took him in and nursed him back to health?
And how would heaven react to the once well-mannered and soft spoken prince now transformed into a brazen and outspoken pirate who’s not afraid to speak his mind?
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Senior Inspector Lee Minho and Inspector Kim Seungmin are hunting a serial killer. As they begin to untangle his pattern, the next name on his list becomes horrifyingly clear.
Han Jisung.
Sweet, anxious Jisung who is completely unprepared to be the centre of a serial killer’s attention. His best friend Changbin insists that he can keep him safe, but it doesn’t take long to realise how high the stakes really are.
The closer the killer gets, the harder it is for Minho to ignore the growing pull towards Jisung. Catching a killer is complicated enough without falling for the man he’s supposed to be keeping safe.And Seungmin, watching it all unfold, has his own problem brewing.
“Minho.” Seungmin’s voice was low and amused. “You can’t fuck the potential victim.”
“You can’t fuck the potential victim’s friend.” Minho retorted, mimicking Seungmin’s sanctimonious tone. -
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"People tend to have an urge to break things which look as unbreakable as you do."
Pond Naravit is used to fear. As leader of the Black Serpent Syndicate, he rules through silence and steel. But Phuwin Tangsakyuen doesn't react like a victim. He reacts like a judge.
When the Prince of the elite ruins Pond's winning streak and mocks his power, a dangerous obsession is born. Between an art room filled with distorted clay and a city on the verge of a gang war, the line between predator and prey begins to blur. Pond wants to own him and Phuwin wants to be the one to let the noise in.
In a world of white orchids and blood-stained marble, the most dangerous thing you can do is care.
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Set during season 1 to keep his job consulting for the FBI Will, an omega, has to find an alpha. He's not having it, but he has very little choice. Enter alpha Hannibal Lecter, Wills therapist and confidant, there to guide him and encourage him; of course it's totally professional and he has no ulterior motives...
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Hannibal, a newly qualified medical doctor, is assigned to a primitive tribe living deep in the forest. His relationship with the translator provided for him is far from what he expected.
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Why the fuck am I in space by Enjoyer_Of_Fandoms_And_Stuff
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
29 Apr 2026
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Simon had sprinted out of the lung from the first gaps of light that where made from someone cutting a new door into it.
This event did lead him to slam what he originally assumed was a 60 year old man directly into a metal wall, ignoring the blood still pouring out of the lung, and then get "restrained" and hosed down, but not the worst thing that could happen in comparison to the blood ocean.
Aka: queer platonic bloodymary hurt/comfort with lots of angst ❤️
Warning, this is slow, very slow, and QPR means they won't actually kiss (sorry romantical folks)
They will cuddle though if that helps -
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Draco Malfoy was an actor with a flawless public image until a mysterious ritual tore his soul from the modern world and cast him into Ancient Greece. He awakened in the body of a Spartan prince destined to marry Ares, the God of War whose ruthless reputation had endured throughout history for centuries.
With no way to return home, Draco was forced to adapt to a brutal world ruled by gods, politics, and prophecy. Yet the longer he remained in Sparta, the more he realized that the Olympian Gods were nothing like the figures described in mythology.
As hidden truths surrounding Olympus began to unravel, Draco found himself drawn closer to Ares despite knowing the god’s infamous history with Aphrodite, the Goddess of Beauty. And escaping Ares’ charm soon became far more dangerous than Draco had ever expected.
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Ocean’s Grace by dragon_girl_116
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
29 Apr 2026
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Thalia storms into Percy’s cabin to bitch about her dad, unaware that there’s someone else inside
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- Part 7 of Dragon_Girl’s Percy Jackson AU
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Star Wars: Shady Deals, Trade Secrets by NormallyAsexual
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
29 Apr 2026
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Set sometime after Cad Bane began to pick up notoriety in the criminal underworld, going from pragmatic survivalist in his youth to cold-blooded bounty hunter. Of course, every bounty hunter needs a reliable set of gear. Enter Ja'hal, a Twi-lek gearsmith with an eye for detail -- and shiny new things.