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"You stir 7 times. Counterclockwise, in case you needed to know that too.”
"I… how did you know that?” Potter asks, almost sounding curious.
Regulus just scoffs, “I pay attention in Potions."
"it’s 7th year material. how do you know that? Last I checked, you're a 6th year.”~*OR*~
James Potter is stressed. It's his last year at Hogwarts, and frankly he has no idea what he's going to do afterwards. So yeah, stressed. So stressed he cannot focus. He starts failing Potions. Then he figures out that Regulus knows his Potions. Chaos ensues
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Пограбувати храм - це була погана ідея. Ще гірша - встрягати у справи богів, ніби не читала міфи. Серйозно, звідки я могла знати, що вони існують?!
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明月千载 by shuduoduo
Fandoms: 三国历史 | Three Kingdoms History RPF, 三国演义 - 罗贯中 | Romance of the Three Kingdoms - Luo Guanzhong
19 Apr 2026
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风干书页里的死灵魂，弄出来晒晒晾晾，泡水弄发，也能凑合一桌。此文的初衷，是写一个腹黑军师和他的穿越小娇妻的无脑傻白甜宠故事。但是当这些死灵魂泡发之后，他们就到处乱跑，自己设计剧情，不再受作者控制，所以变成现在这个样子。
其实作者也很无奈！
终于停在了第一百章，再加两个番外。
这是一部翻车的甜宠文，纯属自娱自乐，不喜勿扰！
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Ashes and Wildflowers follows Hazel — a sharp-tongued, stubborn hunter carrying more secrets than she’ll admit — as she crosses paths with the Winchesters. Haunted by the murder of her best friend and obsessed with tracking the demon responsible, Hazel hunts with a recklessness born of grief and fury. Her methods are unorthodox, her instincts frighteningly accurate, and her refusal to back down puts her at constant odds with Dean, whose own walls mirror hers.
What begins as reluctant partnership spirals into a tangle of uneasy trust, sharp banter, and dangerous closeness — complicated further by Hazel’s buried connection to Sam, her growing bond with Dean, and the revelation of a bloodline she can’t escape. As they face demons, werewolves, vampires, and all that goes bump in the night and the looming war between Heaven and Hell, Hazel’s identity unravels alongside.
Between hunts, motel rooms, and the weight of secrets, Hazel must decide if she can be more than the thing she fears — and if the Winchesters can accept her when the truth finally claws its way out.
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Euan MacGillivray came home from one war to inherit another. His estate is dying, blighted by a decay that starves the fields and bleeds his coffers dry. His only solution is the axe, to sell the ancient heartwood of Alder Stone to pay its debts.
Unfortunately for him, the land isn't empty. Something guards it. Coira is the Glaistig, the 'Grey Lady' of local myth made flesh and fury. Bound to the soil for centuries, she is the land's weeping heart, stony protector, and its vengeful spirit.
Poison creeping from the sea saps her strength. And the new Laird's axe threatens her sacred groves. To save their home, a soldier who believes in nothing and a distrustful guardian must forge a new pact. One that will either heal the scarred Highlands, or unravel them both.
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Becoming a Master by LittleMissFirebright
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime)
19 Apr 2026
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Three hundred years ago, Indigo's world burned to ashes. In his last battle he fought the evil trying to destroy everything he loved, and lost. All Indigo wanted was to die. As if it were that easy. Cursed and exiled to the future, the only way to return to his time was to learn the meaning of strength and caring. As if that wasn't cryptic enough, he had to do so as a Lucario. Stupid destiny.
[Crossposted from Fanfiction.net: the story there IS complete, and will be migrated here gradually.]
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Suits you by Horgen
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
19 Apr 2026
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After one too many PR catastrophes, Dynamight is placed under HPSC supervision to keep him out of trouble. With no real choice in the matter, he reluctantly complies—and drags Red Riot along as his associate.
That’s when they meet her: their new supervisor, with a tongue almost as sharp as his.
Both heroes would probably rather be anywhere else than in her office… but things only get worse when she starts showing up at their agency to “optimize” her supervision.
Little do any of them know, this collaboration might lead to more than just a cleaner public image for the explosive hero…—or—
A fic where Bakugou’s terrible temper turns out to be the best wingman for his best friend, Kirishima Eijirou.
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Severus Snape, by some miracle, has been givin another chance at life- and this time he will use it as selfishly as possible. Waking up in the past, he decides to up and leave everythig behind after his last year at Hogwarts. Or at least he tries to.
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Severus Snape decides to start a new life and finally indulge in everything he wanted to and once couldn't. That is until he inevitably gets dragged back to Wizarding Britain.
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(End season 2)
After a ritual gone wrong, Stiles should be dead.
Instead, he wakes up with a hole in his body and something inside him—something wrong, something hungry.
Derek knows there's a threat in town. He just didn't expect it to look like Stiles.
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With an unprecedented snowstorm descending upon Auradon, King Ben finds himself unwittingly lost in the Enchanted Forest. The most unlikely person comes along and together they have to work to survive the duration of the storm, through whatever means, as well as whatever attractions and disagreements arise.
I've missed these two a lot and when we had a recent blizzard that snowed me in for a couple of days, I got inspired...
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You and I are what our Dreams are made of by quirkybestfriend
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
19 Apr 2026
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They had no idea when things started changing between them. Maybe it was instantaneous- like lava meeting water, hardening in an instant with a furious hiss of ember and steam.
Or perhaps it was the little things - reading Fire Nation plays by the turtleduck pond as the setting sun painted the water gold, stories and legends traded like treasures beside a crackling fire in the unending night of the South Pole.
Or it was in the whispered tales of mothers and siblings and uncles and gran grans - each shared word a delicate thread pulling them closer and closer.
No matter how one thing was sure- they were no longer strangers, a thorn in each other's paths. Neither friends nor foes, neither warm nor cold but something in between. Somehow, somewhere along the way, in their dreams and only in their dreams, Katara and Zuko found each other.
In other words - Katara and Zuko start meeting each other in their dreams and shenanigans ensue.
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Thrown into a new adventure before anyone has time to recover, Pomni and Jax are forced to work together while their fallout after the gun adventure still lingers heavily between them. Caine's unsolicited attempt to "fix" interpersonal problems only makes things worse, snowballing into something neither was ever prepared for.
What begins as reluctant cooperation slowly gives way to trust, growing feelings and a confrontation with a past that refuses to stay buried.
(A funnybunny fic, set shortly after the end of episode 6).
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The Obscurial's manifestation attracts the attention of the MACUSA. Under orders, Percival Graves undertakes to find and destroy it. But Newt Scamander finds Credence first, offering his assistance. Subsequently, Newt turns to his friend about the need for a more permanent refuge for Credence and the need to "buy time" while he searches for a solution. Melanie, for her part, is ready to curse the day she met Newt.
IMPORTANT : Grindelwald doesn't exist in my world. Many canon details have been changed for my story. Just a reminder that MANY details from the films will be changed in this story. I love canon, but for me, these changes are necessary.
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A continuation of the Toradora! anime, actively being updated as of 04/18/2026!
The year is 2009. Two years have passed since the explosive beginning of Ryuuji Takasu and Taiga Aisaka's budding relationship. Now almost 20 years old, the couple still lives apart in completely different regions of Japan. Apart from a brief reunion at Ryuuji's graduation, it appears that the time they must spend away from each other only grows. Elsewhere, Minori Kushieda seemingly thrives as the star pitcher of a university softball team while Yuusaku Kitamura struggles academically in America. Ami Kawashima has returned to modeling with a splash, more successful than ever and with newfound confidence, but things aren't as perfect as they seem. Taiga must navigate turbulent relations with her mother as she evaluates her future decisions. Life is more complicated than it used to be, and more variables means more things to account for before she can return to Ryuuji, who feels largely aimless in life.
As the stars begin to align once again, a golden opportunity for a grand reunion begins to take shape. Spring is coming, and no matter what happens, that's the way it's meant to be.
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Clover is...well...bad at things. Like most things. Or all things, really. Oh, and she gets jealous easily.
And as a trainee in the Night Court Intelligence Center, those are pretty unhelpful traits to have. Follow along this silly, satirical love story that is meant to be light-hearted and probably pretty non-canon.
There might be a mating bond somewhere in there too.
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The World Before Memory by TheWanderingQuill007
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Kane Chronicles - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
19 Apr 2026
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A Percy Jackson Multiverse Crossover Fanfic Plot:
Long before Olympus crowned Zeus, before Ra sailed the sun, before Odin drank from Mimir’s well, there existed Nyxara, later remembered only as The First Enchantress.
She was not a goddess by birth.
She was a witch-queen who mastered every form of magic that existed before the pantheons divided reality.
The pantheons united in secret. They could not kill her. They could not imprison her. So they did something worse.
They erased her.
She became a myth that no one remembered remembering.
Until now.
The stakes are higher, more monsters are popping up with frightening new abilities and the fates of all the gods in the world now rests in the hands of their heroes. Will the heroes be able to defeat someone who bound gods or will they perish under her magic? -
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A direct continuation of "Some Dares Go Haywire" and I'd recommend reading that first before jumping into this one but it can be read as a standalone.
Tensions are running high between Bay View's most notorious.
Every move is on a landmine, every mistake a hairpin trigger.
The masters of the game know one thing, either you maintain the Quid Pro Quo or you give up what you gained.Will Jake's violence finally make something snap between him and Simon?
Will the dare cause more cracks than it's worth?Now that's the kind of gossip About That should post.
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- Part 3 of In dares and hearsay
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- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
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SEQUEL to Two Weeks! With the knowledge of his fate weighing heavily on his chest, Harry is struggling to cope with his latest revelations as he is plunged into his sixth year at Hogwarts. Meanwhile, a certain Potions Master, now Defense Professor, is hellbent on finding a solution. The two wizards had never seen eye-to-eye, but that is coming to a change as the two must co-work and conspire against more than just the Dark Lord now. But with both of them burdened with their past mistakes and trauma, the path they have chosen will not prove easy.
But maybe they will not have to venture it alone. At least, not anymore.
So, it begs the question: will they succeed? Will they overcome the many obstacles thrown in their way by this damned war, where the battlefield is a chess board, and they are two mere pawns, played by the two most feared and powerful wizards of the century?
Will they find life and solace in their mere existence?
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- Part 2 of The Path Chosen
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Wherein Hermione and Malfoy band together to solve a murder. Eighth year at Hogwarts murder mystery fic. Eventual Dramione but mostly centers around Hermione. Cannon compliant until the very end of Deathly Hallows. Prepare for Ron bashing, cult-like rituals, original characters, a lot of gore, betrayals upon betrayals, and fade-to-black smut scenes. Completed! Posting chapters as I do final edits.
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- Alcoholism
- Bible thumping
- Cannibalism
- Child abuse
- Cult-like beliefs
- Date rape
- Death
- Domestic violence
- Drug use
- Extreme gore and violence
- Manipulation
- Mental disorders
- Mentions of grooming
- Mentions of homophobia
- Mentions of racism
- Misogyny
- Psychological conditioning
- Religious themes
- Sexual assault
- Sexual harassment
- Suicidal ideation
- Suicide attempt
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Blackkite stands at a tipping point. Ideals that used to be clear cut are becoming increasingly uncertain and doubtful. The absence of Stormpaw is troubling, even more so when those in command are certainly hiding their knowledge from her. In her attempts to unravel what is being kept from her, she also must navigate and power through the social ladder. Blackkite must gain the tentative trust of all those who attempt to keep their distance, while Pikeleg urges her to keep working on the physical, rather than shallow relationships based upon words. Blackkite can’t afford to stop her progress towards either.
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- Part 4 of UntitledCAT
- Language:
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- 5,651
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- 2/27
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