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    Three hundred years ago, Indigo's world burned to ashes. In his last battle he fought the evil trying to destroy everything he loved, and lost. All Indigo wanted was to die. As if it were that easy. Cursed and exiled to the future, the only way to return to his time was to learn the meaning of strength and caring. As if that wasn't cryptic enough, he had to do so as a Lucario. Stupid destiny.

    [Crossposted from Fanfiction.net: the story there IS complete, and will be migrated here gradually.]

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    Second year has arrived, and Theodora Earl finds herself feeling curiously anxious following the events at the end of the previous year. However, she’s not alone. The bonds of friendship and family are proven and tested, but Theo seriously could have done without Jasper’s nosiness, thanks, though, to be fair, when there was a bunch of kids being attacked around the school and rumours that an ancient, evil monster was lurking about the place behind it all, Theo supposed she couldn’t really blame her big bro for fussing...and maybe he did have good reason to worry, because when you go after one of Theo’s friends or family, all bets are off.

    Eventually, Harry/OC. Still, not quite yet, though…

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    Piltover’s emergency services have a few very important rules:

    • Don’t sleep with the three p’s.
    • Maintain professional boundaries.
    • Don’t make dispatch regret sending you to a scene.

    Caitlyn Kiramman follows the rules.

    Vi does not.

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    Space: the final frontier.

    These are the voyages of one errant Talaxian Furfly. Its mission: to escape it's enclosure; to wreak havoc and cause wide spread chaos across the Academy. To boldly go where no fly has gone before, and take as many people's sanity with it as it goes.

    AKA "Flies just wanna have fun."

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    Clover is...well...bad at things. Like most things. Or all things, really. Oh, and she gets jealous easily.

    And as a trainee in the Night Court Intelligence Center, those are pretty unhelpful traits to have. Follow along this silly, satirical love story that is meant to be light-hearted and probably pretty non-canon.

    There might be a mating bond somewhere in there too.

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    22/?
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    Would you like to snoop behind the scenes of rich people? Not at the level of an intern, but really up close and personal. You, Y/n, get this opportunity for a day. It's not a scam and it's not a joke, because you'll be face to face with Aventurine. And the program he has planned for you is not even empty and highlights his usual everyday life. Have fun, Y/n!

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    Wollt ihr mal hinter den Kulissen von reichen Menschen schnüffeln? Jetzt nicht auf einer Ebene eines Praktikanten, sondern wirklich hautnah dabei sein. Diese Chance bekommt Y/n, also du, für einen Tag geschenkt. Das ist kein Scam und keine Verarsche, da du Gesicht zu Gesicht vor Aventurin stehen wirst. Und sein Programm, was er für dich geplant hat, ist gar nicht mal leer und hebt seinen üblichen Alltag hervor. Viel Spaß, Y/n!

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    Peter is involuntarily admitted to a mental hospital and meets four people he attended secondary school with (only one of whom he's friends with). None of them to be there. He initiates a plan to break out. (Not Peter-centric)

    What ensues is the exchange of many an inappropriate joke, the birth of two romantic relationships, the formation of undying friendships, a realization of aromanticism and a coming out, and living on the lam as the 4 Marauders + Reg realize their issues are more deeply rooted than they'd initially realized.

    Or

    "'Will I see you tomorrow?'...
    He'd resolved years ago he'd gladly die yearning for Reg—volunteer to, really. But after all that'd changed within the past four months, especially the last thirty-five (and counting) minutes? He'd live for him. He'd probably relapse the next day. But his thoughts would return to him eventually. His heart would wither, but it'd find an anchor in him...
    'Hopefully, for the rest of my life...You can't get rid of me. You'll fucking hate it; I'll burrow into your skin, and you'll try to scratch and wash me out, but you can't, 'cos I fucking love you, and I'm so glad I get to say that to your face now.'"

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    Neither of them intends to fall for the other. It’s foolish, downright hazardous – and absolutely unavoidable. In the beginning, their meetings are all cutting words, fiery dances, and lies upon lies. But as the masks between them start to fall, the loneliness they share grows into something more.

    He refuses to acknowledge the danger their relationship puts them in until it’s too late. Until the flames come for him.

    She knows well that their star-crossed affair will ultimately end in disaster, but she takes the risk anyway. She fights her feelings, defying them – to no avail.

    Love, after all, cannot be controlled. It drives the heart to make impossible choices. To trespass into the enemy’s most sacred place. To put life and soul on the line in a last, desperate attempt at redemption.

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    In a hole in the ground lived a hobbit named Remus John Lupin, who held quiet days, good books, and second breakfast in the highest possible regard. The Shire was stable, predictable, and, most importantly, entirely free of unnecessary dangerous occurrences.

    That was, of course, until a wizard appeared on his doorstep accompanied by eleven dwarves and a request that had no business disturbing such a perfectly well-planned-out life. It was something that threatened to unravel everything Remus wanted in life, or had very carefully convinced himself he did.

    Or, to put it into simpler words:

    Remus Lupin finally learns what it is that his heart has been yearning for all this time: Sirius "Oakenshield" Black and a life-changing adventure.

    Harry Potter (Marauders) x The Hobbit AU

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    🪶 Nyx moves through the world with a majestic, statuesque aura and wings of perfect posture. Shaped by scout duty, she is impossibly cool, sharp, and just the right amount of intimidating.
    I'm the anxious, curious animal-talent fairy who can't help but stare.
    She's devoted to her job, and I'm devoted to the fire within me.

    As rules are broken and secrets are revealed, a slow-burning connection sparks between us -full of magic, tension, mischief, and the kind of vulnerable love that sneaks up on you... and changes everything. ⚔️🖤🧚🌈
    xx

    Although I changed the mc a bit so its technically not Fawn, this is heavily inspired by the obvious queer-coded tension between Fawn and Nyx in Tinkerbell and the Legend of the Neverbeast (movie)

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    I wanted it to be published on ResearchGate, but they declined, so I made an account on AO3. Just kidding, it’s a fantasy story.

    To find a decent thrall in a burning nautiloid was somewhat... troublesome, but the Emperor was not one to give up. Not even when the only option left was, objectively, a disaster.

    Infected with an alien larva that will overwrite her body, Talula — a wizard whose spellcasting has grown rusty — has only days, a kleptomaniacal companion, and her analytical mind to find a cure. A shame that each of her well-considered decisions breeds a worse emergency.
    ~
    Now with art in chapter 21.

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    Lily Parker only wanted one thing, to feel like she made a positive impact in people's lives. But when the impending decimation of the humanity she was trying so hard to preserve comes crashing into her life, so does a hardened, trauma deflecting DSO agent, Leon S. Kennedy. Growing feelings for her charming escort and the magnitude of her new reality has Lily questioning if she can survive the infected without him, while Leon struggles with the desires and pull he feels towards a civilian who constantly reminds him of the humanity he was trained to forget.

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    Alternate universe Hucklerabbot fic where Dr. Robby retires from the ER to become a national park ranger (NPS officer). He shares an on-site lodging with a volunteer EMS ranger (Dr. Abbot) and they have to help a young University of Pittsburgh student (Dr. Whitaker) who got hurt in the woods after getting separated from his friend group.

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    3/?
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    What if Vox met Alastor while they were both humans? Things sure do happen.
    Well, all I can say is: gay panic, sharks, jambalaya, murders, manipulation and an unhealthy amount of irony
    Update on fridays :)

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    20/?
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    [s. reid]
    In which a victim of a notorious serial killer has something in common with the team at Quantico.. she excels at profiling.

    Vera Langford is just 18 when she survives a crime that should have ended her life.

    Five years later, recruited into the CIA she disappears into a world of aliases and moral compromise. Until her path crosses again with Dr. Spencer Reid, the man who once helped save her. But she's no longer the same.

    "Last I checked, you were-gone."
    "Gone, but not exactly retired it seems."

    spencer reid x oc
    [slow burn] [strangers to friends, friends to lovers] [undercover agent] [yearning]

    Tag: FBI, CIA, spy, undercover, victim, profiler, BAU, genius

    [ongoing]

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    When Harry meets Dumbledore in King's Cross, he decides to go on his "next great adventure" instead of go back to face Voldemort again. When he leaves Hogwarts behind, his memories still follow him, and he discovers a new destiny forced upon him just like the last one. In the country of Skyrim, it seems like everyone needs help, and he can't help himself but try to help them.

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    After being somewhat forcibly enrolled into Jujutsu Tech, you're struggling to navigate young adult life post-graduation. You don't know what you want, you don't know what you're doing, and you're not making a whole lot of progress figuring any of it out.

    Megumi has been a thorn in your side since high school. The two of you can't seem to leave each other alone or get it together.
    Now working beside each other as sorcerers and TAs at JJT, you've done your best to maintain a mostly professional relationship with him. But the pressure of too much tension and history spells unavoidable tragedy.

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    风干书页里的死灵魂,弄出来晒晒晾晾,泡水弄发,也能凑合一桌。此文的初衷,是写一个腹黑军师和他的穿越小娇妻的无脑傻白甜宠故事。但是当这些死灵魂泡发之后,他们就到处乱跑,自己设计剧情,不再受作者控制,所以变成现在这个样子。

    其实作者也很无奈!

    终于停在了第一百章,再加两个番外。

    这是一部翻车的甜宠文,纯属自娱自乐,不喜勿扰!

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    “No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
    Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
    “That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
    Harry didn't like the sound of that.
    “But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
    “Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.

    Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.

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    Chapters:
    127/?
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