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What's cookin' good lookin'? - Bread sticks, Despair, Orange Joe and other shenanigans. by tiratiramisuu69
Fandoms: OMORI (Video Game), Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Dangan Ronpa Series
15 Dec 2025
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"What's this? Where am I?"
Mari woke up in an unfamiliar and strange building. She saw a sign that read "Hopes Peak Academy" Hopes Peak? Hmm..Suddenly, a strange yet alluring bear walked in...
"Welcome to Hopes Peak... Ultimate Hottie"
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- 𓂋𓏺𓈖 𓆎𓅓𓏏𓊖
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- 569
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You were warned to stay away from him.
They said you would never survive him.So why does the feeling of being at risk with him feel like comfort?
And why does he look at you like you’re his next big gamble? -
Why Would I Let You Go? by Tony_Perrys_Scalp
Fandoms: Pierce The Veil (Band), Collide with the Sky - Pierce the Veil (Album)
15 Dec 2025
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For starters, this is my first fanfiction that probably isn’t totally shit..and I’ve never even posted on ao3..and I'm scared this won’t be good enough for you gooning freaks but whatever. I’m writing this at 1:29 am on a school night so it’s appreciated if you just have a good time reading. I’ll try to update often but…please do not hold me to it..I'm a senior in highschool..okay onto the story. (Big warning, shitty grammar and punctuation. Grammar police I’m sorry, but I like to be handcuffed so do your fucking worst. :3)
Kitriana Loveless, a stripper. A stripper who is struggling to get by with her one dog Lilac and living in the slums of New York, the Bronx. At 12 she was abandoned and put into a foster home, got released at 18 to be on her own. But, strip clubs needed young girls, and Kitriana needed money. The job is going..somewhat well until she's 22 and runs into her first big problem. Stalker.
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Elliot Marsh was an archivist. Now he’s unemployed, living with his parents, and making rent by taking his clothes off online. When a subscriber asks for a “meet-up,” Elliot expects a hookup—not to wake up trapped in a VR Western RPG designed by a madman.
Armed with only his history degree, his libido, and the world’s worst luck, Elliot must fight or fuck his way through the game if he ever wants to get back to the quiet, boring life he thought he hated.
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Hawkeye's Apartment (Wait. Which One?) by This_Is_My_Writing_Time
Fandoms: Hawkeye (Marvel Comics), Young Avengers (Comics), Avengers (Comics), Marvel, Marvel (Comics)
15 Dec 2025
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Kate scowled, motioning towards her face.
"Robots. Third Street. Distractions. Long story."
Clint nodded as if that made perfect sense, "You win?"
Kate scoffed, "Obviously."
Clint smiled tiredly, "That's my Katie."
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Or Kate crashes at Clint's apartment randomly and just a morning at his apartment when she is over.
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- English
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Severus Snape wants to get rid of Hermione Granger — with ten nasty acts of sabotage in ten days. Yet she plays along, counters him with irresistible charm, and throws him completely off balance. A deliciously sarcastic game full of temptation, resistance, and crackling tension.
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Two Fronts One Heart by Thunderstrike16
Fandoms: Band of Brothers (TV 2001), The Pacific (TV)
15 Dec 2025
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Pearl Harbor affected everyone, more so Zack Westbrook and Elizabeth Tadashi. The war separated them, they then fight their separate wars, with Zack fighting with the Marines in the Pacific. And Elizabeth being a medic in the Airborne in Europe. All the while, they fight and claw there way through it all in the hopes to reunite.
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- Part 1 of Two Fronts One Heart
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Green Light by Nuthin_Gold_Can_Stay
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
15 Dec 2025
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“My name is Percy,” he said quietly, and Michael had to strain to hear him.
“Sorry?”
“Percy.”
Michael rolled the name around in his head. Percy. That was a weird name. Well, not weird, but one he hadn’t heard in a while. He was vaguely reminded of an obscure Harry Potter character. The comparison was so absurd that it made him want to laugh.
“Does you telling me this mean we’re not strangers anymore?” Michael couldn’t keep the amusement out of his tone.
“It’s only my nickname, so it’s okay.”
“What’s your full name?” Even then, Michael knew that he wouldn’t be getting an answer. It was only confirmed when the boy – Percy – grinned at him.
“You’ll never know.”
Or: Percy spent a lot of time on the streets as a kid, so he gets some fun-slash-weird friends on the way as a bonus. Cue tiny street-rat Percy pulling pranks with a drug dealer at his side. (Once a Harlem skater boy, always a Harlem skater boy, no matter how many times you save the world.)
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Javier arrives at camp dressed differently; now he's a cowboy. John helps him adjust his belt while Javier teases him in a way that's... flirtatious and not at all subtle?
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Found In The Silence by Audibug17
Fandoms: Newsies - All Media Types, Newsies (1992), Newsies: The Broadway Musical! (2017), Blood Drips on Newsies Square (1991), Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken
15 Dec 2025
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It's been years since the battle of the boroughs. But time doesn't heal all wounds. It, in fact, could make things a whole lot worse. Secrets, lies, and the threat of something bigger could very well be what causes their lives to unravel and rip at the seams.
Part 2 of Missing In Action
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Concha Traidora by BrazilParadise
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
15 Dec 2025
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Baxter Stockman, transformado em tartaruga mutante pelo Agente John Bishop, infiltra-se no covil das tartarugas como uma vítima indefesa. Seu objetivo é sabotar os sistemas de dentro para fora, destruindo seus inimigos em aliança com o Destruidor e Karai. Stockman destruirá seus inimigos de dentro para fora, provando que a traição é a arma mais afiada ou será que ele pode tolerar as tartarugas como se fossem parentes distantes?
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- Português brasileiro
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Koda the master of decay by Dragongalaxy232
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (Cartoon 2023), LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
14 Dec 2025
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In this Ninjago Au Kur fell in love with a formling and had a child who is Kodas ancestor the dragons where going to destroy the five and the child in order to protect the realms however Kur offered herself as a sacrifice and the sorceress used her sacrifice to make the spell (Bonzel) which trapped the five. Koda is the elementals master of decay and a formling when her elemental powers appeared she lost controll of them and accidently killed her familly causing her to be banished from her home Egalt and Rontu send the ninjas to find her as if the forbidden five are freed they need her to access their temple which needs all five members to be present.
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- Part 1 of Ninjago au
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The Neurology of Falling Apart by MrNickLower
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
14 Dec 2025
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The man is Tony Stark. The boy is Peter Stark. The diagnosis is juvenile myoclonic epilepsy, refractory to first-line treatments.
Stephen's fingers gripped the folder. The paper crumpled. He didn't notice. "You brought me a Stark."
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- Part 47 of AUs Marvel
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Iron Howl by MrNickLower
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
14 Dec 2025
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The scent arrived before the sound of footsteps: ozone, expensive leather, 60-year-old whiskey, and something else… something wild. Wolf. Alpha. Tony Stark.
Stephen rose to his feet in a movement too fluid for someone who looked as if he were on the verge of collapse. His hands trembled slightly as he clenched his fist, concealing the claws that had begun to grow.
“Stark,” he said, when the man appeared at the top of the stairs, without knocking, obviously. “The door has a function. It’s called ‘being used’.”
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- Part 49 of AUs Marvel
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Nobody’s Solider by maytheoddsbeforever
Fandoms: The Hunger Games (Movies), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Sunrise On The Reaping - Suzanne Collins
14 Dec 2025
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You, born and raised in District 13 as a soldier, are ordered to train some of the Victors who have came in from the Quell—which undoubtedly causes your metaphorical and literal sheltered life to change. For better or for worse. But there’s one Victor in particular who seems to sway your narrative.
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Salt and Silk by purebloodames
Fandoms: We Were Liars - E. Lockhart, We Were Liars (TV 2025)
14 Dec 2025
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16-year-old Amilia Buchanan, a wealthy Chicago teen with golden hair, blue eyes, and Juilliard dreams, becomes an unexpected part of the Sinclair world on Beechwood Island. Invited by Mirren to spend the summer with the Liars, Amilia’s quiet confidence and her musical soul catches Johnny Sinclair’s guarded heart from the moment he first sees her disembark the ferry.
Their connection unfolds in stolen dawn walks along the beach, secret piano performances late at night, and shared vulnerabilities. Between board-game laughter, sunrise picnics in the rose garden, and a bittersweet almost-kiss, they tiptoe toward something real, even as the weight of Sinclair expectations creeps in.
Across the Sinclair estate, tensions bloom: Johnny’s grandfather Harris vets Amilia’s family and hints he’ll make Johnny heir if he “settles down,” while Carrie and Ed quietly support him, and the Sinclair sisters bristle over their father’s attentions and legacy battles. As Amilia and Johnny navigate jealousy, family politics, and their own fears, Salt and Silk weaves a summer of longing, music, and the brave hope that love can outlast even the heaviest expectations.
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The Reluctant Hero by notApples
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
14 Dec 2025
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"I never wanted to be a hero. I didn't sign up for any of this."
AU. Roman!Percy
When ancient forces threaten to destroy the peace, a call to arms must be answered by everyone willing to fight, and that includes a reluctant, unclaimed demigod named Perseus Jackson. Will he be able to figure out who he is and fight for the people that he loves? Or will he fail to save what matters most in the end?
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Please let this be a normal work week (In Gotham? No way!) by Library_of_Gage
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
14 Dec 2025
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Local librarian is just trying to get through her work week. A combination of Wayne kids (someone really needs to tell that youngest one to chill), bats, and Gotham villains makes that harder than it has any right being.
Author Note: This is a self-indulgent fic I wrote because I wanted to explore what a library in Gotham might look like. It's very slice of life and chill; read it to relax and maybe laugh.
Also, fuck AI. No AI was used in the making of this fic. I don't agree to this fic being fed to AI. AI can pry my em-dashes from my cold, dead hands.
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In Fair and Distant Lands by antigone_ks
Fandoms: Outlander Series - Diana Gabaldon, Outlander (TV)
14 Dec 2025
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The firelight flickered, casting shadows over Dougal’s calculating stare, and something inside her snapped. “You kidnapped me! You dragged me along with no choice in the matter – if anyone here has explaining to do, it’s you!” Her heart pounded in the sudden stillness.
Dougal arched a brow, his gaze darkening. “Oh, kidnapped?” he scoffed. “I saved ye. Without me, ye’d be dead, or worse. Show a little gratitude, lass.”
“Gratitude?” Leah shot back, her voice rising. “You think dragging me off to god-knows-where and treating me like a criminal is saving me? Let’s call it what it is – abduction.”
An extremely slow-burn (no smut until Chapter 40), self-indulgent, (eventual) romance between a 21st-century historian and an 18th-century war chieftain.
There will be dubious consent, but no outright non-con. There will be some sexual harassment and threat (not from Dougal). There will be one scene of domestic violence and a lot of fallout from it. There will be 18th-century assumptions around gender and power. Some things will be handled very accurately, some things will fall under dramatic license, and some things I just don’t want to deal with at all, so I’m ignoring them. Updates on Sundays.