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    Pawbert Lynxley is perfectly capable, at least, he believes so.
    He just hasn't been given the right opportunity…

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    What if I placed Trinity Santos and Baran Al-Hashimi into Call Me By Your Name

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    Welcome to KINDRED.

    A support network designed to connect you with the most compatible group.

    Please remain on this page while the system finds your match.

    Matching...
    ...
    Match found!
    _____________

    You, a burnt-out gap year student, spent your entire life praised of being smart. The smartest.

    Until you weren’t anymore.

    Entrance exam tanked, and parents growing more strict overtime until you couldn’t take it anymore.

    One sleepless night, you decide to download an app called Kindred.

    The system matches you with six strangers.

    And somehow, they might change everything.

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    Being the King of all Norway is hard, being in love makes it harder...

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    On Pandora, Dominique is drawn into an intense conflict between humans and the Na'vi. When she discovers she has special abilities connected to nature, her life changes completely. Now, she becomes a key player in the fight to protect her home.

    As the war intensifies, Dominique faces not only the RDA, but also her own fears and insecurities. With the help of unexpected allies, she learns the Na'vi customs and connects more with Ewya.

    Amidst the conflict, she will discover that true strength comes from within and that, to save Pandora, she must believe in herself and in her connection with the life around her.

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    „Když jsme se potkali měla jsi mě ráda?“
    „Ne. Myslela jsem si, že jsi arogantní, nevyzpytatelný a potenciálně smrtelný problém. Což si mimochodem myslím pořád.“

    „Myslíš si, že jsem charismatičtější než Thor?“
    „Ano.“

    „Kolikrát si mě chtěla praštit po hlavě něčím těžkým?“
    „Denně. Někdy dvakrát.“

    „Když jsem na tebe poprvé začal chrlit otázky, co sis o mně myslela? A neříkej, že jsem otravný, to vím.“
    „Upřímně? Myslím si, že testuješ hranice mé trpělivosti. Jako malé dítě, co zkouší, co se stane, když opakovaně strčí do vosího hnízda. A zároveň... že ti to dělá nebezpečně dobře.“

    Když se Bůh lží objeví v Berlíně jen pár měsíců po neslavné časové loupeži, Nick Fury u toho pochopitelně nesmí chybět. A’lyssian je napůl víla, bývalá žoldačka a přeživší z Hydry, u které je schopnost lhát fyzicky a biologicky neproveditelný koncept. Loki je Bůh falše, který by lhal, i kdyby se ho někdo zeptal, jaký je zrovna den. Když je nevyžádaná zakázka a nechtěný magický průšvih svede dohromady, rychle zjistí, že přežít krveprolití s démony je mnohem snazší, než přežít pět minut v jednom bytě. Zvlášť, když to jediné, co vás kromě nuceného spolubydlení spojuje, je hromada neléčených traumat a sarkasmus.

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    Čeština
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    — А ты что, ревнуешь?

    Новый год. Балкон. И вопросы, от которых некуда сбежать.

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    Three hundred years ago, Indigo's world burned to ashes. In his last battle he fought the evil trying to destroy everything he loved, and lost. All Indigo wanted was to die. As if it were that easy. Cursed and exiled to the future, the only way to return to his time was to learn the meaning of strength and caring. As if that wasn't cryptic enough, he had to do so as a Lucario. Stupid destiny.

    [Crossposted from Fanfiction.net: the story there IS complete, and will be migrated here gradually.]

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    风干书页里的死灵魂,弄出来晒晒晾晾,泡水弄发,也能凑合一桌。此文的初衷,是写一个腹黑军师和他的穿越小娇妻的无脑傻白甜宠故事。但是当这些死灵魂泡发之后,他们就到处乱跑,自己设计剧情,不再受作者控制,所以变成现在这个样子。

    其实作者也很无奈!

    终于停在了第一百章,再加两个番外。

    这是一部翻车的甜宠文,纯属自娱自乐,不喜勿扰!

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    After being somewhat forcibly enrolled into Jujutsu Tech, you're struggling to navigate young adult life post-graduation. You don't know what you want, you don't know what you're doing, and you're not making a whole lot of progress figuring any of it out.

    Megumi has been a thorn in your side since high school. The two of you can't seem to leave each other alone or get it together.
    Now working beside each other as sorcerers and TAs at JJT, you've done your best to maintain a mostly professional relationship with him. But the pressure of too much tension and history seems to spell disaster.

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    Euan MacGillivray came home from one war to inherit another. His estate is dying, blighted by a decay that starves the fields and bleeds his coffers dry. His only solution is the axe, to sell the ancient heartwood of Alder Stone to pay its debts.

    Unfortunately for him, the land isn't empty. Something guards it. Coira is the Glaistig, the 'Grey Lady' of local myth made flesh and fury. Bound to the soil for centuries, she is the land's weeping heart, stony protector, and its vengeful spirit.

    Poison creeping from the sea saps her strength. And the new Laird's axe threatens her sacred groves. To save their home, a soldier who believes in nothing and a distrustful guardian must forge a new pact. One that will either heal the scarred Highlands, or unravel them both.

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    All Charlie wants is to be left alone with his dragons. However, building a one-of-a-kind hatchery to breed and care for endangered whelps costs a pretty galleon. Enter Pansy Parkinson. Event planner. Society maven. And bloody pain in his arse.

    Pansy is desperate to shed the sins of her past like the snake she is. She needs this event for the British Dragon Sanctuary to be a success so she can prove to her parents and the entire Wizarding World that she’s more than the spoiled wretch everyone thinks she is. Too bad Charlie Weasley is the world’s most infuriatingly handsome client.

    This was never going to work, but sometimes fate has other plans.

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    Your run-of-the-mill transmigration, or rather self-insert story, highlighting the story of Mendes Guiles, before canon. As in, way BEFORE canon.

    Follow him as he navigates being a literal old soul in an era where he founds that if Muggle perception on mental health is suboptimal, Wixen perception on mental health is abysmal and is currently burying further into the chasm.

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    Doors were locked, puzzles needed to be solved, and a Tyrant was sauntering around somewhere two floors below her feet. Once Leon arrived, his voice would echo through the station, letting her know the game had begun. Then it'll be Zombies, Lickers, and Mr. X, but until then, it was snacks and soda in Pinhead's Police Station. Maybe this time, she'll survive.

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    When Harry meets Dumbledore in King's Cross, he decides to go on his "next great adventure" instead of go back to face Voldemort again. When he leaves Hogwarts behind, his memories still follow him, and he discovers a new destiny forced upon him just like the last one. In the country of Skyrim, it seems like everyone needs help, and he can't help himself but try to help them.

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    in which abbot and mohan start a book club (emotional support group)

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    Piltover’s emergency services have a few very important rules:

    • Don’t sleep with the three p’s.
    • Maintain professional boundaries.
    • Don’t make dispatch regret sending you to a scene.

    Caitlyn Kiramman follows the rules.

    Vi does not.

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    36/?
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    SEQUEL to Two Weeks! With the knowledge of his fate weighing heavily on his chest, Harry is struggling to cope with his latest revelations as he is plunged into his sixth year at Hogwarts. Meanwhile, a certain Potions Master, now Defense Professor, is hellbent on finding a solution. The two wizards had never seen eye-to-eye, but that is coming to a change as the two must co-work and conspire against more than just the Dark Lord now. But with both of them burdened with their past mistakes and trauma, the path they have chosen will not prove easy.

    But maybe they will not have to venture it alone. At least, not anymore.

    So, it begs the question: will they succeed? Will they overcome the many obstacles thrown in their way by this damned war, where the battlefield is a chess board, and they are two mere pawns, played by the two most feared and powerful wizards of the century?

    Will they find life and solace in their mere existence?

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    Sparklings are rare. Dangerously rare.

    That’s exactly why Starscream kept his twins a secret.
    Nightwish and Dawnbringer are Shuttle-Seeker hybrids—sharp wings, sharper tongues, and zero impulse control.

    One is a tiny ball of rage and bad ideas.
    The other is the calm, rational one who somehow still ends up helping his twin cause chaos.
    Raised in the middle of a war, under the watchful optics of their carrier’s very complicated new conjux, the twins have turned “quiet moment” into a war crime.
    As Starscream fights to keep them hidden from both sides of the conflict, the twins grow obsessed with the one question no one will answer: who is their real sire?

    What starts as childish curiosity quickly spirals into stolen files, broken labs, furious scientists, and headaches for every leader on Cybertron.
    Because sparklings may be small… but these two are fully capable of destabilizing factions, empires, and Megatron’s last remaining nerve.
    Starscream only wanted to survive the war.
    Instead, he raised it.

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    32/?
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    Tony finds a girl who has been enhanced by scientists and Natasha gets attached. She becomes apart of the avengers.

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    2/?
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    3
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