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Euan MacGillivray came home from one war to inherit another. His estate is dying, blighted by a decay that starves the fields and bleeds his coffers dry. His only solution is the axe, to sell the ancient heartwood of Alder Stone to pay its debts.
Unfortunately for him, the land isn't empty. Something guards it. Coira is the Glaistig, the 'Grey Lady' of local myth made flesh and fury. Bound to the soil for centuries, she is the land's weeping heart, stony protector, and its vengeful spirit.
Poison creeping from the sea saps her strength. And the new Laird's axe threatens her sacred groves. To save their home, a soldier who believes in nothing and a distrustful guardian must forge a new pact. One that will either heal the scarred Highlands, or unravel them both.
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Spark in Double by IgniaRaw
Fandoms: Transformers One (2024), Transformers - All Media Types
22 Apr 2026
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Sparklings are rare. Dangerously rare.
That’s exactly why Starscream kept his twins a secret.
Nightwish and Dawnbringer are Shuttle-Seeker hybrids—sharp wings, sharper tongues, and zero impulse control.One is a tiny ball of rage and bad ideas.
The other is the calm, rational one who somehow still ends up helping his twin cause chaos.
Raised in the middle of a war, under the watchful optics of their carrier’s very complicated new conjux, the twins have turned “quiet moment” into a war crime.
As Starscream fights to keep them hidden from both sides of the conflict, the twins grow obsessed with the one question no one will answer: who is their real sire?What starts as childish curiosity quickly spirals into stolen files, broken labs, furious scientists, and headaches for every leader on Cybertron.
Because sparklings may be small… but these two are fully capable of destabilizing factions, empires, and Megatron’s last remaining nerve.
Starscream only wanted to survive the war.
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A Path of Flames to Hero Fame by Kai_theclown
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Apr 2026
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“Tch. Hi zuku. You on the way to the entrance exam?”
“Mhm! We are going to be the best heroes ever!!”
The boy said energetically, waving his arms around in an excited motion
“Yeah yeah, but you’re going to be number 2! And don’t walk infront off me!”-
Or: an AU where izuku has a fire quirk, and him and Katsuki are ‘friends.’
(Inspired by roemam on tik tok)
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- Part 1 of A Path of Flames to Hero Fame
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Wherein Hermione and Malfoy band together to solve a murder. Eighth year at Hogwarts murder mystery fic. Eventual Dramione but mostly centers around Hermione. Cannon compliant until the very end of Deathly Hallows. Prepare for Ron bashing, cult-like rituals, original characters, a lot of gore, betrayals upon betrayals, and fade-to-black smut scenes. Completed! Posting chapters as I do final edits.
Trigger warnings:
- Alcoholism
- Bible thumping
- Cannibalism
- Child abuse
- Cult-like beliefs
- Date rape
- Death
- Domestic violence
- Drug use
- Extreme gore and violence
- Manipulation
- Mental disorders
- Mentions of grooming
- Mentions of homophobia
- Mentions of racism
- Misogyny
- Psychological conditioning
- Religious themes
- Sexual assault
- Sexual harassment
- Suicidal ideation
- Suicide attempt
- Strong language
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After being rescued from the wilderness, Shauna Shipman is dragged back to a life she no longer fits into. Haunted by memories of survival, betrayal, and the ghost of Jackie, she struggles to reconcile who she became out there with who the world expects her to be. The hunger for control, the taste of power and more, waiting to be stilled.
Her life is a brittle performance, fractured and teetering on the edge of collapse—until she meets Rhiannon. A woman with Jackie's face but none of her innocence. A woman with her own darkness, her own secrets to bury.
Drawn together by obsession and desperation, Shauna begins to wonder if fate is offering her a second chance—or a brand-new descent into madness. As their connection deepens, the line between past and present blurs, and Shauna finds herself torn between the shadows of her haunted past and the thrill of her chaotic future. Will Rhiannon bring her the relief she is looking for?
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Still Choosing You by DoctorAhsokaGranger for sighing_selkie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Apr 2026
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Life after the war was never going to be simple, but it has, at last, become steady.
At Hogwarts, Harry Potter has built something real. A place. A purpose. A rhythm that no longer feels borrowed. And at the centre of it, whether either of them expected it or not, is Severus Snape.
Their relationship is no longer a question of possibility.
It is a question of choice.
As the year draws to a close and the future begins to take shape beyond the castle walls, they find themselves standing at the edge of something new. Not forced. Not inevitable.
Chosen.
Together.
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- Part 3 of The Inconvenient Hogwarts Series
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Evan blinked. “Wait. He has scars?”
“Ohhhh yeah,” Barty said, gesturing vaguely. “Like, across his face. All very ’I brooded in exile for ten years and studied the sword but also literature.’”
Evan’s expression shifted to barely concealed intrigue. “Huh.”
Regulus pressed his forehead to the window. “Kill me. Please, whatever god exists, just kill me now.”
Barty made a theatrical gasp. “Oh my god! This is perfect. Regulus Black, the perfectly pressed, buttoned-up royal of the English department…has a thing for trenchcoat-wearing, soulful-eyed professors who look like they wrestle their inner demons between lectures.”
Dorcas nodded slowly. “A deeply artistic professor-student slowburn.”
Evan cracked a tiny smile. “That does sound like something you’d write, Reg.”
Or…Regulus Black is absolutely fucked because he is attracted to his professor
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Shattered Starlight & Crimson Vows by Elenaamaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Selection Series - Kiera Cass
22 Apr 2026
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Blood
Why does it matter
Your blood can decide your entire life
Did Sirius black want it in the Harry Potter universe
No certainly not although he had a choice to fleeBut in this universe he doesn’t have that choice
As future king he takes part of the selection, he has been raised to rule, to lead…. And to destroyMany are wary except for her…
He wishes she wasObsession-an overwhelming, all-consuming fixation that magnifies emotions, creates intense conflict, and often distorts reality
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a supporting role by Nikkipedia
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Apr 2026
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Midoriya Izuku never wanted the spotlight.
Quite frankly, he'd have been happy spending his three years in U.A.'s Support Course hunched over his work bench drowning in blueprints, caffeine, and whatever gas Mei had accidentally flooded the workshop with this time.
But no, apparently the support students needed to be more 'well rounded' and 'integrate with their fellow classmates'.
Cue Power Loader drafting Class-2H into mandatory training and 'team building' exercises in preparation for the upcoming Sports Festival.
Because that was the obvious solution. Public humiliation and an absolute overhaul of Izuku's carefully curated schedule of avoidance and overwork.
What could possibly go wrong?
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The one where Midoriya Izuku is in the U.A. Support Course and spends his time sabotaging any and every attempt Power Loader makes to train him for the Sports Festival, tormenting the U.A. staff, and single handedly raising the resting heart rate of one Aizawa Shouta. His genius gets exploited, his inventions taken advantage of, and All Might eventually realises that the kid he once said couldn't be a hero is a braver one than he ever was.Eh, summary is ass - I'm bad at blurbs.
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À Contre-Cœur by meisjerauw
Fandoms: Joost Klein (Musician), Eurovision Song Contest RPF
22 Apr 2026
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À Contre-Cœur - a feeling that arrives uninvited, settling in the spaces you swore were closed.
It begins with tension, with glances that linger a second too long, with words that cut just as often as they hide something softer.
Two lives moving in opposite directions, colliding in ways neither expected, pulled into a slow dance of resistance and surrender.It's the story of what happens when the heart moves first, when pride tries to keep pace and fails, when something fragile grows where only friction lived before.
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The Tree in the Park (Skyvik) by TheAdrianBlack
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
22 Apr 2026
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Sky's horribly afraid of heights, so of course, she decides climbing a tree and doing her homework up there is the best course of action. Now...how is she gonna get down?
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Redcoat, Green Blood: Lads of the Company by miparushi
Fandoms: Guts & Blackpowder (Roblox), Napoleon (2023), Original Work, Napoleonic Era RPF, Historical RPF
22 Apr 2026
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[NEW CHAPTER 14]
1805. Seventeen year old Irishman, Fergal Boyle, never cared for emperors or crowns. Not when the same empire that fears Napoleon has taken everything from him. His family, his home, and any right to call Ireland his own. Yet, amidst the smell of guts and blackpowder, he clings to his voice on the pages of a diary he can’t seem to put down his entire life.Series
- Part 1 of Red Coat, Green Blood
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Suits you by Horgen
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Apr 2026
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After one too many PR catastrophes, Dynamight is placed under HPSC supervision to keep him out of trouble. With no real choice in the matter, he reluctantly complies—and drags Red Riot along as his associate.
That’s when they meet her: their new supervisor, with a tongue almost as sharp as his.
Both heroes would probably rather be anywhere else than in her office… but things only get worse when she starts showing up at their agency to “optimize” her supervision.
Little do any of them know, this collaboration might lead to more than just a cleaner public image for the explosive hero…—or—
A fic where Bakugou’s terrible temper turns out to be the best wingman for his best friend, Kirishima Eijirou.
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Harry Potter was never meant to survive - let alone disappear.
When he returns to the wizarding world years after being presumed dead, everyone expects a saviour. Instead, they find a boy with bright Killing curse eyes, an innate understanding of Dark Magic and runes, and teeth far too sharp for comfort.
But power always recognises power, and Harry finds himself being pulled - inevitably, irresistibly - toward the two men who wield it best.Or, "You think you're clever, don't you?" Severus said, though without the bite he usually reserved for such remarks.
Harry tilted his head, a wry smirk on his blood red lips. “I think I’m clever enough... Say hi to your husband for me." -
明月千载 by shuduoduo
Fandoms: 三国历史 | Three Kingdoms History RPF, 三国演义 - 罗贯中 | Romance of the Three Kingdoms - Luo Guanzhong
22 Apr 2026
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风干书页里的死灵魂，弄出来晒晒晾晾，泡水弄发，也能凑合一桌。此文的初衷，是写一个腹黑军师和他的穿越小娇妻的无脑傻白甜宠故事。但是当这些死灵魂泡发之后，他们就到处乱跑，自己设计剧情，不再受作者控制，所以变成现在这个样子。
其实作者也很无奈！
终于停在了第一百章，再加两个番外。
这是一部翻车的甜宠文，纯属自娱自乐，不喜勿扰！
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Hiccup is the island outcast; not a viking, not even human. But maybe he was never ment to be a human or a viking anyways.
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“ It never feels safe when you are truly alone.” For Luna Stilinski, she’s always felt like this. When her friend Scott McCall gets bitten by a creature of the night, she can’t help but feel like everything is going to change. When those piercing green eyes enter her life, everything shifts into a new perspective.
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Kryoz is a little unsure about what they're doing as they look for their missing friends...
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- Chapters:
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(End season 2)
After a ritual gone wrong, Stiles should be dead.
Instead, he wakes up with a hole in his body and something inside him—something wrong, something hungry.
Derek knows there's a threat in town. He just didn't expect it to look like Stiles.
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Rhea-lly Impossible by Mr_Tetoncio
Fandoms: I Wani Hug that Gator! (Visual Novel), Goodbye Volcano High (Video Game), Snoot Game
22 Apr 2026
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Kai solo quería pasar desapercibido en su nueva universidad llena de dinosaurios. Rhea solo quería que nadie la mirara con lástima. Obligados a trabajar juntos en un proyecto de arte, sus pullas sarcásticas se convierten en algo más profundo… y mucho más complicado.