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Der Leser beobachtet Gibbs immer wieder aufmerksam … bis er genug hat.
Gibbs' POV
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The reader observes Gibbs intently time and again...until he has had enough.
Gibbs' POV
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明月千载 by shuduoduo
Fandoms: 三国历史 | Three Kingdoms History RPF, 三国演义 - 罗贯中 | Romance of the Three Kingdoms - Luo Guanzhong
20 Apr 2026
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风干书页里的死灵魂，弄出来晒晒晾晾，泡水弄发，也能凑合一桌。此文的初衷，是写一个腹黑军师和他的穿越小娇妻的无脑傻白甜宠故事。但是当这些死灵魂泡发之后，他们就到处乱跑，自己设计剧情，不再受作者控制，所以变成现在这个样子。
其实作者也很无奈！
终于停在了第一百章，再加两个番外。
这是一部翻车的甜宠文，纯属自娱自乐，不喜勿扰！
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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Apr 2026
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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Гэвин не понимает, как продержался без андроида-напарника целый год, но Фаулер будто злорадно ждал особого случая, чтобы вручить ему жестянку. И ладно, если бы с RK900 они поцапались в первый же день работы – был бы повод сходить в очередной «современный» бар и угостить тириумом, но этого не произошло… Да и андроид не дал ни одного повода, что было необычно, Рид бы даже сказал, слишком необычно. До такой степени, что даже подозрительно.
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Tennis by tatooinelizard
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
20 Apr 2026
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“Anakin, please. This is hardly the time to be hitting a ball back and forth. We don’t know how long we’ll be stuck here. Really, we should be getting help, or finding food, or…”
Anakin bounced the ball up and down on his racket. “We’ve already contacted the Council, and we have plenty of rations to eat until they get here. There’s no wind, the sun is shining, and we’re not fighting in a battle for once.” He caught the ball, then ran to the far end of the court and bent his knees in a ridiculous squat, holding his racket out in front with a grin. “And this isn’t exactly a one-person sport,” he yelled.
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Stranded on a planet with nothing but a useless ship and each other, Obi-Wan and Anakin do the only rational thing: play tennis.
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some stories arent meant to end the way they did.
so what if they got another chance to live their lives?
A original Zenless Zone Zero fanfiction, covering the potential story of Silver Squad. Jump in to explore the developing story of 12 replicas, some you are familiar with, others you'll grow to love.
Every chapter is Canon unless otherwise stated.
If you have any questions, reach out via discord: Banished2512
Creatively inspired by: Elite.
Written by: Banished2512.
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O Peso de Não Ser by LarochkaS2
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Apr 2026
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Em um mundo onde 80% da população nasce com habilidades extraordinárias, Izuku Midoriya nasceu sem nada.
Sem poder… Sem dom… Sem futuro.
Por anos, ela acreditou que poderia compensar isso.
Observou heróis.
Estudou individualidades.
Preencheu cadernos com sonhos que nunca lhe pertenceriam.
Mas o mundo não é gentil com quem não tem o que oferecer.
E quando até o maior símbolo de esperança lhe diz que seu sonho é impossível…
alguma coisa dentro dela quebra.
Essa é a história de uma garota que queria ser um herói.
E acabou aprendendo exatamente como destruí-los.- Language:
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Remus Lupin, a seventeen year old from a farm in Virginia, is sent to live with his previously absent father in Southern California while his mother takes a much-needed vacation to France. He doesn’t plan on making any friends—he only wants to rot in his own self-pity over his failed relationship with Fabian Prewett—but this doesn’t stop him from being dragged into the tight knit friend group of Sirius Black, practically forced to hang out with them. Suddenly, he’s forced into this much more dramatic life of new friends, new enemies, and the abusive qualities of his father.
or !!
The year is 1978, and Remus is just falling in love with Sirius Black with a backdrop of late-night movies, beach days, and cozy Italian restaurants. (and a sprinkling of angst.)
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Two Fronts One Heart by Thunderstrike16
Fandoms: Band of Brothers (TV 2001), The Pacific (TV)
19 Apr 2026
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Pearl Harbor affected everyone, more so Zack Westbrook and Elizabeth Tadashi. The war separated them, they then fight their separate wars, with Zack fighting with the Marines in the Pacific. And Elizabeth being a medic in the Airborne in Europe. All the while, they fight and claw there way through it all in the hopes to reunite.
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- Part 1 of Two Fronts One Heart
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"This text is primarily noteworthy because the author claims to have been several contemporaneous historical figures. Obviously the Oblivion Crisis was filled with turmoil, but the notion that any one person could be the Champion of Cyrodiil, the Crusader of the Nine, the Arch-Mage, the leader of the Fighter's Guild, and a ranking member of the Thieves' Guild, is comical beyond parody. That they might also be an Argonian named Flibbertygibbet is vanishingly unlikely."
Mostly just me taking the piss out of a few quests, but there are some story moments that could use a touch of genuine catharsis.
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Jackson, Not Wayne by EvieWithTheWebs
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
19 Apr 2026
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After the war, Percy Jackson should finally be able to rest.
Then his mother dies, and Percy doesn't know how to live anymore.
For the first time in his life, Percy doesn't have anywhere to go.
And then Chiron tells him THE Bruce Wayne is his secret uncle, and fuck it, what else does he have to lose?
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A Marvelous Gamer by cursedgamer1
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Grand Theft Auto IV, Avengers (Comics), Marvel 616
19 Apr 2026
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Congratulations! You’ve been thrown into Marvel.
No superpowers. No genius intellect. Just a normal guy trying not to get erased by some random cosmic entity. But if survival is a game, then he will play to win by any means necessary.
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“For never resting TIME leads Summer on
To hideous winter and confounds him there
Sap checkt with frost and lusty leaves quite gone.
Beauty ore’snowed and bareness everywhere
But flowers distil’d though they with winter meete
Leese but their show, their substance still lives sweet”-Extraction from Shakespeare Sonnet 3
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- Part 1 of Viola Concerto in C minor
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Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger make one spectacularly bad decision and wake up in each other’s bodies.
What follows is secrecy, chaos, public disasters, and an alarming loss of dignity on all fronts.
Trapped together, unable to tell anyone, and forced to rely on their sworn nemesis, fixing the curse quickly becomes the least of their problems.
Or: A story about what happens if you trap sworn enemies in each other's bodies and expect them to behave like adults.
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Neither of them intends to fall for the other. It’s foolish, downright hazardous – and absolutely unavoidable. In the beginning, their meetings are all cutting words, fiery dances, and lies upon lies. But as the masks between them start to fall, the loneliness they share grows into something more.
He refuses to acknowledge the danger their relationship puts them in until it’s too late. Until the flames come for him.
She knows well that their star-crossed affair will ultimately end in disaster, but she takes the risk anyway. She fights her feelings, defying them – to no avail.
Love, after all, cannot be controlled. It drives the heart to make impossible choices. To trespass into the enemy’s most sacred place. To put life and soul on the line in a last, desperate attempt at redemption.
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The Mask Of Yesterday by The_Id1a_Shr0ud
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Twisted-Wonderland: The Animation (Anime)
19 Apr 2026
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Oscar is loud, sarcastic, expressive, and weird.
Rey is quiet, nice, calm, smart, and normal.
Oscar Rey does not exist.
So what happends when, both have to co-exist together?This is a journey of self-discovery, and those are never smooth.
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Hallo Hello Hallo Hi ~ I’m delusional and believe that my self-inserted fic (turned x-reader) will be able to grace all your screens and make your heart flutter. I’m greedy and also can’t have just one love-interest — so for the sake of the plot and my own self-indulgence I’ve created this One-Piece saga where we can share in all of my anime-men crushes at once. Zoro is peak (which is why I bully him). But don’t worry, Sanji, Ace and even Law have their moments. (There are plans for some villains as well teehee)
Lots of diversion from the canon. Just let me cook with this. Also this is post-time skip Straw Hats (but where Ace does not become a donut for example). Original characters inserted too wink wink. I can’t add too many to tags for spoiler reasons. Fluff, drama, angst, and of course smut tucked in there <3
Yes our (Y/N) is unrealistically balancing all these hearts. Yes I bent the rules a lot in terms of the canon, but I live for my own version of One Piece! If you’re interested in a longer fic that doesn’t rush anything (fr fr I write like true one-piece pacing), then please get cozy and enjoy!
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Making fake records and adoption papers to adopt Atsushi is definitely not something kunikida is proud of, yet still, there was something stopping him from trying to get Dazai to think of another way. It doesn't take Ranpo’s genius to know that if they turned Atsushi in with the information they had, it wouldn't go well. Though the kid didn’t deserve to be living in the ADA’s clinic anymore.
OR: We get a bit of absolute garbage writing for Kunikida's past self, and foraging legal papers to keep Atsushi off the government's radar.
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- Part 3 of Learning To Feel Warmth