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Your run-of-the-mill transmigration, or rather self-insert story, highlighting the story of Mendes Guiles, before canon. As in, way BEFORE canon.
Follow him as he navigates being a literal old soul in an era where he founds that if Muggle perception on mental health is suboptimal, Wixen perception on mental health is abysmal and is currently burying further into the chasm.
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- Part 9 of Reincarnation, Self-Inserts, and OCs
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Doors were locked, puzzles needed to be solved, and a Tyrant was sauntering around somewhere two floors below her feet. Once Leon arrived, his voice would echo through the station, letting her know the game had begun. Then it'll be Zombies, Lickers, and Mr. X, but until then, it was snacks and soda in Pinhead's Police Station. Maybe this time, she'll survive.
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Harry's Next Great Adventure by M0uthP13CE
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
01 May 2026
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When Harry meets Dumbledore in King's Cross, he decides to go on his "next great adventure" instead of go back to face Voldemort again. When he leaves Hogwarts behind, his memories still follow him, and he discovers a new destiny forced upon him just like the last one. In the country of Skyrim, it seems like everyone needs help, and he can't help himself but try to help them.
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Jack & Samira's Book Club for Chronic Insomniacs by fivesecondsflat13
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
01 May 2026
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in which abbot and mohan start a book club (emotional support group)
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Euan MacGillivray came home from one war to inherit another. His estate is dying, blighted by a decay that starves the fields and bleeds his coffers dry. His only solution is the axe, to sell the ancient heartwood of Alder Stone to pay its debts.
Unfortunately for him, the land isn't empty. Something guards it. Coira is the Glaistig, the 'Grey Lady' of local myth made flesh and fury. Bound to the soil for centuries, she is the land's weeping heart, stony protector, and its vengeful spirit.
Poison creeping from the sea saps her strength. And the new Laird's axe threatens her sacred groves. To save their home, a soldier who believes in nothing and a distrustful guardian must forge a new pact. One that will either heal the scarred Highlands, or unravel them both.
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This is a Conflict of Interest by unlawfullesbianism
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
30 Apr 2026
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Piltover’s emergency services have a few very important rules:
• Don’t sleep with the three p’s.
• Maintain professional boundaries.
• Don’t make dispatch regret sending you to a scene.Caitlyn Kiramman follows the rules.
Vi does not.
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SEQUEL to Two Weeks! With the knowledge of his fate weighing heavily on his chest, Harry is struggling to cope with his latest revelations as he is plunged into his sixth year at Hogwarts. Meanwhile, a certain Potions Master, now Defense Professor, is hellbent on finding a solution. The two wizards had never seen eye-to-eye, but that is coming to a change as the two must co-work and conspire against more than just the Dark Lord now. But with both of them burdened with their past mistakes and trauma, the path they have chosen will not prove easy.
But maybe they will not have to venture it alone. At least, not anymore.
So, it begs the question: will they succeed? Will they overcome the many obstacles thrown in their way by this damned war, where the battlefield is a chess board, and they are two mere pawns, played by the two most feared and powerful wizards of the century?
Will they find life and solace in their mere existence?
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- Part 2 of The Path Chosen
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Spark in Double by IgniaRaw
Fandoms: Transformers One (2024), Transformers - All Media Types
30 Apr 2026
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Sparklings are rare. Dangerously rare.
That’s exactly why Starscream kept his twins a secret.
Nightwish and Dawnbringer are Shuttle-Seeker hybrids—sharp wings, sharper tongues, and zero impulse control.One is a tiny ball of rage and bad ideas.
The other is the calm, rational one who somehow still ends up helping his twin cause chaos.
Raised in the middle of a war, under the watchful optics of their carrier’s very complicated new conjux, the twins have turned “quiet moment” into a war crime.
As Starscream fights to keep them hidden from both sides of the conflict, the twins grow obsessed with the one question no one will answer: who is their real sire?What starts as childish curiosity quickly spirals into stolen files, broken labs, furious scientists, and headaches for every leader on Cybertron.
Because sparklings may be small… but these two are fully capable of destabilizing factions, empires, and Megatron’s last remaining nerve.
Starscream only wanted to survive the war.
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Tony finds a girl who has been enhanced by scientists and Natasha gets attached. She becomes apart of the avengers.
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Billy Hargrove is so fucking done by Amsleepdeprivedlol
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
30 Apr 2026
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Billy wakes up at the Byers house, confused and angry, and just so happens to take a good look around the house. The house that is littered with creepy drawing. And also— the fridge is looking at him funny. He opens it, and a fucking bald dog thingy falls on his shoes.
A.K.A, what if Billy started piecing shit together and found out about the upside down, and with that knowledge— proceeds to become a bad-ass monster hunter.
A.K.A, I wanted more Billy because I felt as if his character was wasted.
A.K.A, my mind was bored and restless, also a freaking curse that tortured me with insomnia until I wrote this down. -
Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2026
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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The Flower of death by No_Sono_Dio_FF
Fandoms: Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children - Ransom Riggs, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (2016)
30 Apr 2026
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Rose lived part of her peculiar life in a loop that was later destroyed by a bunch of hollows. She ends up in the Devil's acre, and after a massive fight with hollows, wights and their leader Caul, all of the inhabitants of the loop have their internal clock reset and they are finally able to roam the world on their own. On her long journey, she finds Miss Cardinal's loop for dark peculiars, and she decides to stay.
Enoch was stuck again in their old loop but decided to try living a little, and along with Millard (who claims he needed to visit Noor's friend), they took off an adventure. Millard leaves Enoch on his own after a few days, and the deadriser tries to find a place to live. After a long journey, he decides to stay with Miss Cardinal and her wards.
(This work is mostly inspired by the books - this is kind of happening after the Desolation of Devil's acre book. The characters' appearances and personalities are based on movie adaptation. I had to alter a few things to fit the story better.)
Characters and sources of inspiration belong to Ransom Riggs and his books (and the movie)
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Jemma Guthrie has too much noise in her head. Between the ADHD she can’t shake and thirty-three years of hearing the neighbors whisper about her mother and Will Dixon, she’s done. People in this town love to dig into her bloodline, but Jemma is too busy sweating over a fryer at the local dive to care. She’s a line cook with a mouth full of sarcasm, stuck in a life that smells like old grease and disappointment.
She belongs to Merle because he was the one who claimed her first. He’s a possessive prick who treats her like property, while Daryl just watches from the background. It’s a dead end existence, but it was the only one she had. Then the dead stopped staying down, and the whispers died with the neighbors.
Now Jemma is just trying to breathe. The kitchen is gone, replaced by the reality of the apocalypse. With her mother dead and Merle lost in Atlanta, the air is getting heavy. She’s surviving while Daryl starts to cut through the grief.
Jemma isn't looking for a hero's ending. She’s just trying to stay upright long enough to forget the person she used to be.
(Starts pre outbreak)
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After being somewhat forcibly enrolled into Jujutsu Tech, you're struggling to navigate young adult life post-graduation. You don't know what you want, you don't know what you're doing, and you're not making a whole lot of progress figuring any of it out.
Megumi has been a thorn in your side since high school. The two of you can't seem to leave each other alone or get it together.
Now working beside each other as sorcerers and TAs at JJT, you've done your best to maintain a mostly professional relationship with him. But the pressure of too much tension and history spells unavoidable tragedy. -
Becoming a Master by LittleMissFirebright
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime)
30 Apr 2026
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Three hundred years ago, Indigo's world burned to ashes. In his last battle he fought the evil trying to destroy everything he loved, and lost. All Indigo wanted was to die. As if it were that easy. Cursed and exiled to the future, the only way to return to his time was to learn the meaning of strength and caring. As if that wasn't cryptic enough, he had to do so as a Lucario. Stupid destiny.
[Crossposted from Fanfiction.net: the story there IS complete, and will be migrated here gradually.]
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明月千载 by shuduoduo
Fandoms: 三国历史 | Three Kingdoms History RPF, 三国演义 - 罗贯中 | Romance of the Three Kingdoms - Luo Guanzhong
30 Apr 2026
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风干书页里的死灵魂，弄出来晒晒晾晾，泡水弄发，也能凑合一桌。此文的初衷，是写一个腹黑军师和他的穿越小娇妻的无脑傻白甜宠故事。但是当这些死灵魂泡发之后，他们就到处乱跑，自己设计剧情，不再受作者控制，所以变成现在这个样子。
其实作者也很无奈！
终于停在了第一百章，再加两个番外。
这是一部翻车的甜宠文，纯属自娱自乐，不喜勿扰！
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A Rather Poor Decision by skyfullofstarlight
Fandoms: Outlander (TV), Outlander Series - Diana Gabaldon
30 Apr 2026
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Although they love each other, Claire and Jamie don’t always see eye to eye. During a heated disagreement, Claire makes a rather poor decision that leads to Jamie having to put his foot down and take care of it.
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A Fly On The Wall by CosmicTapestries
Fandoms: Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026), Star Trek
30 Apr 2026
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Space: the final frontier.
These are the voyages of one errant Talaxian Furfly. Its mission: to escape it's enclosure; to wreak havoc and cause wide spread chaos across the Academy. To boldly go where no fly has gone before, and take as many people's sanity with it as it goes.
AKA "Flies just wanna have fun."
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Pawbert Lynxley is perfectly capable, at least, he believes so.
He just hasn't been given the right opportunity… or a proper gift yet.- Language:
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It's been a long time since the events of Raccoon City. All those years ago - maybe she was naive in thinking anything would be different. The worst was surely over. Bayley and Leon are back as a team, now official for a recovery mission to pluck the president's daughter from rural Spain. They don't know what's to come and it's unlike anything they've ever had to deal with before.
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ah shit. here we go again!
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