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Light on the Ascent, Heavy on the Pull by LitVulture
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
29 Sep 2026
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Part 2 of the story, aiming at app. 150k words
What to expect: A fiercely independent, quantitative Bella; an apex predator out of uniform, fierce sisterhood and found family; an intellectually complex, chess-master Aro; and a slow-burn exploration of love, boundaries, and self-discovery
A rich study of intimacy, yearning, dry humor, and autonomy.
If you are looking for hand-touches with the emotional impact of a seismic event and intimacy built on precision, restraint and trust, welcome.
Endgame Bella/Japser but the story dodges traditional relationship tags
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- Part 2 of Crisp is the Wine
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Liora Vexen Lavellan went to the Conclave for a stolen piece of elven history.
She leaves with a mark capable of tearing open and closing the Fade, a growing Inquisition determined to call her holy, and far more attention than any decent spy should ever have to tolerate.
Then there’s Solas.
A quiet apostate with too much knowledge, too many careful silences, and an irritating habit of answering questions with more questions.
As Corypheus threatens Thedas and pieces of forgotten elven history begin surfacing, Liora finds herself caught between the woman she knows herself to be and the legends everyone else wants to make of her.
And the closer she gets to the truth, the harder it becomes to ignore the man hiding at the center of it.Series
- Part 1 of Fox & Wolf
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- English
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- 7,401
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- 1/40
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The world moves at a stagnant pace.
I dream every night of leaving this town.
But I know I never will.
I'm not strong enough, not on my own.
Maybe if there were nine of me I could.....
All depictions of real-life people are fictitious, and are not meant to harm or slander any of the parties involved. This work receives no monetary benefit and was created for fun.
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“Do you know what it’s like to love someone who doesn’t remember you?”
Three funerals. Two graves. One last chance.
Fable has buried Tamsin three times. Tamsin keeps coming back, never remembering a thing. She appears on Fable’s doorstep in 1977 New York. Covered in dirt and carrying only a sarcastic cat named Este.
Fable has a decision to make: push her away again, or break the cycle. The elder vampire who turned Fable has other plans. He’s watching and waiting. And he’ll do anything to keep them apart.
The smut happens fast. The emotions are a slow, freezing burn.
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Control stood the test of time as a tricky thing for Andrew. He needed it. And he hated that he needed it. With every single aspect of his life under his thumb, he felt like he was grasping for straws. Bee had a terrible, awful, no good suggestion.
Or the journey of Andrew and control.
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“I'm tired of wishing I could disappear, only to give up at the last second.”
Everything’s too much. Everything. Everything. Pretending to smile. Pretending to be cheerful. Being the comfort that everyone wants. Pure Vanilla’s slowly breaking under all the pressure. Maybe he already has.
TW for suicide, self-harm, depression. Feel free to read, but if you ever feel overwhelmed by anything or if you don’t feel like it suits you, you’re free to stop. U matter more :D
Side note I’ve edited the rating to mature because uh I just realised this is kinda a heavier topic so ya
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My Voluntary Confinement with Harry Potter by Victoria_RiverQueen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Sep 2026
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“It’s that, or you can wait for your former friends to come looking for you because you gave away their secrets. Your choice,” Harry said with a shrug.
“This is insane! A Muggle apartment, you said? What kind of protection is that, Potter?”
“The best kind.”Cornered, wandless, and stripped of every last Galleon of her inheritance, Pansy Parkinson has no choice but to accept the Ministry’s offer: five months confined to a Muggle apartment under the protection of the Fidelius Charm.
With no magic and cut off from the world, keeping her pride intact will be difficult when her emergency contact is her enemy.
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Mi confinamiento voluntario con Harry Potter by Victoria_RiverQueen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Sep 2026
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«—Es eso o puedes esperar a que tus ex amiguitos vengan a buscarte por revelar sus secretos. Tú decides —soltó Harry encogiéndose de hombros.
—¡Es una locura! ¿Un departamento muggle, dijiste? ¿Qué clase de protección es esa, Potter?
—La mejor.»Acorralada, sin varita y habiendo perdido hasta el último galeón de su herencia, Pansy Parkinson no tiene más opción que aceptar la oferta del Ministerio: cinco meses de confinamiento en un departamento muggle bajo el encantamiento Fidelius.
Sin magia y aislada del mundo, mantener el orgullo intacto será difícil cuando el contacto de emergencia es tu enemigo.
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People talk about fate like it's something that happens to you. Like the universe is out there making decisions and you're just along for the ride. But Maren knew better. Fate was just a word for the thousand small choices that added up to the moment when you couldn't leave, couldn't walk away, couldn't pretend you didn't see the thing that needed saving. Jack found a dog because he happened to be home. Maren took the dog because she couldn't say no. And by Thursday they were both committed to something neither of them had chosen, which was maybe the most honest thing about love — it never felt like a choice until it was too late.
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A Dragon's Winter by Airam_Draco
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), Rise of the Guardians (2012)
28 Sep 2026
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Intense blue eyes stared back at him, snow-white strands framing a pale, angular face along with an expression just as cold as ice.
Jötunn.
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A Dragon's Winter by Airam_Draco
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), Rise of the Guardians (2012)
28 Sep 2026
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Unos ojos de un azul intenso le devolvieron la mirada fijamente, mechones blancos como la nieve enmarcando un rostro pálido y anguloso junto con una expresión igual de fría que el hielo.
Jötunn.
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Send it straight to Hollywood by Anonymous for lyemun
Fandoms: Sherlock (BBC TV 2010), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
28 Sep 2026
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— Four-month periods of almost nothing. Weeks of intense activity. Men, women—sometimes in the same month without schedule overlaps—suggesting selection based on function rather than preference. — Mycroft took a sip of tea. — And the curve rises and falls in sync with his speech in the intercepts. Weeks of multiple encounters correspond to weeks of maximum chatter on the channels.
— Mania — John said, unable to help himself.
— Hypersexuality as a symptom — Sherlock said from the counter. — Along with rapid speech, reduced sleep, grandiosity. The classic clinical picture of an episode.
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De mi familia entendí que soy la más inútil de todos. Esta es la historia de cómo llegué a esa conclusión.
Entre una abuela que me amó, un papá que existió pero no en mi vida, una madre desentendida y herida que hizo mucho por otros y poco por mí, situaciones hilarantes que no deberían dar risa - aunque me esfuerce por que sea cómico - y una familia extensa, disfuncional y muy metida.
Narrado por mí a los veintitantos, riéndome para no llorar, mientras busco desahogar mi alma, antes de que sea demasiado tarde.
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- Español
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- 1,696
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- 2/?
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Descendants Chronicles by julia_writing08
Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies), Lunar Chronicles - Marissa Meyer
28 Sep 2026
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A Glasshatter fanfiction based on the first book of The Lunar Chronicles series by Marissa Meyer.
Max is a skilled mechanic, assisted in his workshop by a robot named Alice. One day, a mysterious hooded girl comes into his shop, desperately asking him to repair a robot she brought with her.
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Harry Potter has been dead before.
He doesn't recommend it.
Waking up in 1980 is marginally better, even if he is currently small enough to be carried under one arm and incapable of properly pronouncing the word fuck.
Still.
Lily is alive.
James is alive.
Sirius can be saved.
Peter Pettigrew can be dealt with.
And Albus Dumbledore—
Well.
Harry has plans for Albus Dumbledore.
Everything might have remained relatively manageable if, several years later, Harry hadn't found one of Voldemort's Horcruxes and asked himself a very simple question:
Could I put him back together?
The answer, unfortunately for everyone involved, is yes.
Or:
In which Harry Potter travels back in time, weaponises bureaucracy, accidentally acquires several Slytherins, resurrects a Dark Lord, and spends an unreasonable amount of time pretending none of this is his fault.
Tom Riddle would like to know who brought him back from the dead.
Harry is more than happy to help him investigate.
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¿Te imaginas ir a asesinar a tu peor enemigo y, al cruzar miradas, darte cuenta de que en realidad sus almas han estado unidas por 95 vidas? Pues a Lord Voldemort le acaba de pasar.
En la mismísima noche de Halloween, el temible Señor Oscuro recibe un golpe cósmico de realidad y descubre tres horribles verdades: su alma es un desastre, no tiene nariz, y su archienemigo (y eterno esposo) es ahora un bebé de catorce meses que lo mira con profundo asco y amenaza con pedirle el divorcio cósmico.
Exhaustos de ser los peones trágicos en el gran tablero de ajedrez de Albus Dumbledore, Tom y Harry deciden mandar el guion original al demonio, fingir sus muertes y jubilarse anticipadamente. Sin embargo, su plan maestro tiene un pequeño y humillante inconveniente. Porque tener la mente de un mago milenario, letal y sarcástico es genial, pero estar atrapado en un cuerpo que usa pañales con snitches, come puré de manzana desabrido y sufre por la dentición, es el verdadero infierno.
Prepárate para una historia donde el Niño que Vivió y el Innombrable descubren que el peor terror no es una guerra mágica, sino lidiar con el karma, el aburrimiento y una muy peculiar vida matrimonial.
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When Draco Malfoy uncovers a powerful potions book abandoned in the Room of Requirement, what starts as helping a fellow snake evolves into a secret trade aiding both sides of the war.
In the aftermath, Draco rebuilds the Malfoy name through this hidden empire as well as public good will. But when the secret to his success, and most dangerous creation are stolen, his world begins to crumble. With no options left, he turns to Hermione Granger, now Minister for Magic, and Auror Harry Potter, forcing a fragile alliance to hunt the thief before everything unravels.
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Fuck Blood by PleaseHelpMeMyPrince for Tsume_Yuki
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Black Panther (Marvel Movies)
28 Sep 2026
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Female Harry Potter x Erik Killmonger (N'Jadaka) - Soulmates
Harri's so excited for her 12th birthday. She's going to meet the person who's meant to be by her side. She's never had that before. Only... the boy in the dreamscape doesn't like her at all. That's okay. She's always been alone anyway, so she's not going to start being all fucking needy now. She's never got anything handed to her for free, why would it be different for her soulmate?
This work was inspired by 'like the grass catches the rain' by Tsume_Yuki (https://archiveofourown.org/works/15685254/chapters/36443814). Same paring and soulmate concept, but it's my own work and ideas after that.
XXX Will be frequent updates. I'm obsessed with this at the moment. XXX
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Step 1: Kidnap an angel
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Die horribly when Dean Winchester finds outThe demons are still on Step 1