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    风干书页里的死灵魂,弄出来晒晒晾晾,泡水弄发,也能凑合一桌。此文的初衷,是写一个腹黑军师和他的穿越小娇妻的无脑傻白甜宠故事。但是当这些死灵魂泡发之后,他们就到处乱跑,自己设计剧情,不再受作者控制,所以变成现在这个样子。

    其实作者也很无奈!

    终于停在了第一百章,再加两个番外。

    这是一部翻车的甜宠文,纯属自娱自乐,不喜勿扰!

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    79/102
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    137
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    Night city is a place will all kinds of people, from corrupt corporate rats, to morally grey street thugs, and yet, this city of dreams can push anyone not in the one percent to desperation, and even death.

    Lots of desperate people become mercs in order to survive, but to those that live longer than most will carve a path for themselves, with dreams of becoming a legend. Desperate people like Isaac Cordwell, a man who's lost way too much and will stop at nothing to force Night City to remember him.

    After the loss of his sister, Isaac forced himself to become a mercenary in order to get by, yet as each day passes, he has to face increasingly difficult odds as he adds more cyberware into his body and he meets people that make him question his own mind. In this city of dreams, where there are no happy endings, there's no way this will go well for anyone.

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    14/?
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    Based off chapter 25 of the phantom busters manga:
    One rainy night Ren and Noir get into a fight before they both get distracted…

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    3/3
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    21
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    1
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    Kenma pulled at one of the strings of his hoodie, a deep-set scowl plastered on his face. “Being put into a room and forced to make friends. I feel like such a freak.”
    “Hey- at least we’re all freaks, here,” Kuroo winked.

    Six boys. The ugly, freckled weirdo; the skinny loser with the blonde hair. The creep with the open wounds; the boy with the dead father. The weirdo who can’t breathe; the twin, always damned to be half of a whole.

    Lonely, friendless; sick and monstrous to the bones. Maybe a few friendships might blossom. Maybe those friendships will twist and churn into something more meaningful.

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    15/?
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    A regra de ouro da residência no Columbia Presbyterian é não se envolver. A Dra. Emília Romano, fria e blindada, seguia isso à risca, até seu ex-namorado da faculdade, Spencer, ser transferido para Nova York. O pior? Ele está noivo de June, a única amiga de Emília.

    Para não parecer a ex amargurada, Emília entra em pânico e inventa que está perdidamente apaixonada. O problema é que ela aponta para a primeira pessoa que cruza a porta: Brendon Park, o cirurgião mais ranzinza e antissocial do hospital — e, por ironia do destino, o meio-irmão de Spencer.

    Surpreendentemente, Brendon entra na farsa. Ele precisa limpar sua fama de "rebelde instável" com a chefia para ganhar a vaga em Trauma, e namorar a residente mais metódica do setor é o álibi perfeito.

    O contrato de conveniência é simples: afeto nos corredores e ódio garantido nos bastidores. O plano era infalível, pelo menos até os beijos falsos na sala de suprimentos começarem a parecer perigosamente reais. Afinal, a linha entre querer matar um ao outro e querer apenas um ao outro é fina como um bisturi.

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    Português brasileiro
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    2/?
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    RPD is playing Secret Valentine and will exchange gifts on Valentine's day, but nobody wants to be the Secret Valentine of Albert Wesker, nobody wants Wesker.

    Except Leon, who was pressured to be the Secret Valentine of Wesker. 🎁🎁🎁 😎👮

    Carlos Oliveira x Jill Valentine (chapters 21, 22, 23, 24) 💞💞💞

    this fic comes with ugly fanarts 🥳🥳🥳

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    15,274
    Chapters:
    26/?
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    286
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    Jane Smith y Tony stark. mejores amigos desde los quince años.
    Ven a conocer su relación y dinámica en su vida diaria.
    Añoranza, conexión profunda, sarcasmo compartido, confianza absoluta, almas gemelas. Mejores amigos o algo más? Descubrelo.

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    Español
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    3/3
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    2
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    Пограбувати храм - це була погана ідея. Ще гірша - встрягати у справи богів, ніби не читала міфи. Серйозно, звідки я могла знати, що вони існують?!

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    Українська
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    8/?
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    1
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    Obito thought he could create perfection. Instead, he broke reality.

    Now Naruko Uzumaki wakes up in a world where everyone lives — but no one is the same.
    And neither is she.

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    Chapters:
    26/?
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    17
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    Apparently moving to the middle of nowhere doesn’t cure being mentally ill.
    It does, however, get you stalked by creepypasta.

    0/10 would not recommend. (maybe)

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    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
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    Two different agencies. Two separate undercover missions. One very dangerous, very crowded dance floor that Izuku Midoriya is currently trying not to die on.

    Izuku didn't plan on seeing his childhood rival at the year's most prestigious villain gala. In fact, he’d spent the last year perfecting a "Zero Kacchan" lifestyle. But apparently, the universe is a petty comedian who loves shitting in Izuku’s Cornflakes—because the only "backup" he has? None other than Katsuki Bakugo, in a get up that obviously costs more than Izuku’s life wages.
    They came to steal secrets, but with the way Katsuki is pulling him closer, Izuku might end up being the one to give up lifelong secrets.

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    2/?
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    Three hundred years ago, Indigo's world burned to ashes. In his last battle he fought the evil trying to destroy everything he loved, and lost. All Indigo wanted was to die. As if it were that easy. Cursed and exiled to the future, the only way to return to his time was to learn the meaning of strength and caring. As if that wasn't cryptic enough, he had to do so as a Lucario. Stupid destiny.

    [Crossposted from Fanfiction.net: the story there IS complete, and will be migrated here gradually.]

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    After the war Azula is living the perfect life. Her relationship with her brother is great, she is no longer crazy and she doesn't have to worry about anything except the headaches brought by the Fire Nation politics.
    The best? She gets the girl, Katara her beautiful and perfect girlfriend that she stole from the Avatar - not really, but it's what she likes to tell people.

    Talking about him, he is determined to send Azula back to jail for corrupting Katara. Azula is amused, until she isn't, and Katara? She was never amused in the first place, and the whole palace will hear about it.

    or

    Azula & Katara are living their dream and Aang is not happy about it.

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    2/?
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    Der Leser beobachtet Gibbs immer wieder aufmerksam … bis er genug hat.

    Gibbs' Sicht

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    Deutsch
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    Rowan Holloway moves to Hawkins with the expectation of it just being another small town, and plans to leave as quickly as possible.

    Instead, she becomes a target and crosses paths with Eddie Munson, the school's infamous outcast with a sharp tongue and a softer side hidden between layers of attitude.

    In a town that seems determined to break them both, Rowan finds an unexpected ally in the last person she ever thought she'd connect with.

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    English
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    41,718
    Chapters:
    28/?
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    12
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    17
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    6
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    The reader observes Gibbs intently time and again...until he has had enough.

    Gibbs' POV

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    “No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
    Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
    “That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
    Harry didn't like the sound of that.
    “But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
    “Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.

    Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.

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    Chapters:
    126/?
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    Гэвин не понимает, как продержался без андроида-напарника целый год, но Фаулер будто злорадно ждал особого случая, чтобы вручить ему жестянку. И ладно, если бы с RK900 они поцапались в первый же день работы – был бы повод сходить в очередной «современный» бар и угостить тириумом, но этого не произошло… Да и андроид не дал ни одного повода, что было необычно, Рид бы даже сказал, слишком необычно. До такой степени, что даже подозрительно.

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    Русский
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    69,102
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Kudos:
    12
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    3
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    “Anakin, please. This is hardly the time to be hitting a ball back and forth. We don’t know how long we’ll be stuck here. Really, we should be getting help, or finding food, or…”

    Anakin bounced the ball up and down on his racket. “We’ve already contacted the Council, and we have plenty of rations to eat until they get here. There’s no wind, the sun is shining, and we’re not fighting in a battle for once.” He caught the ball, then ran to the far end of the court and bent his knees in a ridiculous squat, holding his racket out in front with a grin. “And this isn’t exactly a one-person sport,” he yelled.

    ***

    Stranded on a planet with nothing but a useless ship and each other, Obi-Wan and Anakin do the only rational thing: play tennis.

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    3,995
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    18
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    1
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    some stories arent meant to end the way they did.

    so what if they got another chance to live their lives?

    A original Zenless Zone Zero fanfiction, covering the potential story of Silver Squad. Jump in to explore the developing story of 12 replicas, some you are familiar with, others you'll grow to love.

    Every chapter is Canon unless otherwise stated.

    If you have any questions, reach out via discord: Banished2512

    Creatively inspired by: Elite.

    Written by: Banished2512.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,219
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,946

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