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Olga is getting pictures taken since she is the new principal. The only problem is that she is bored and doing provocative poses and suggestions
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Rumplestiltskin had returned.
The trigger had been elegant. Emma Swan. A name spoken carelessly, like a stone dropped into still water. He had designed it that way, because of course he had. Insurance meant to wake him when hope itself walked back into his carefully constructed nightmare.
And now here he was. Awake. Fully, painfully awake.
Three hundred years of memory slammed into a life that had been lived for twenty-eight years as a crippled pawnbroker with a sharp tongue and a fondness for expensive suits. Three hundred years of blood, bargains, screaming villagers, iron chains, magic humming beneath skin like a second pulse.
And a husband.
*I just wanted to see what would have happened, if Regina out of pure irritation and desire somehow make Rumplestiltskin's life under curse more miserable had placed him in the marriage with a man, but it completely backfired. During the years the curse lasted Gold actually fell in love and now is facing the fact that the curse he designed to break, might take that love with it.* -
𝐲𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭 by joewest000
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Dec 2025
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The boy braced a trembling hand against the ground and forced himself to move, rolling onto his back with a strained hiss. His body went slack once he did, arms falling limply to his sides as the rain poured down, soaking into the damaged fabric of his suit and washing thin trails of red across the pavement.
Izuku froze.
Blood. There was blood everywhere, matted into the fabric, streaking his skin, pooling beneath him and disappearing into the cracks of the asphalt. Too much blood. Far more than there should have been.
And lying there, broken and bleeding, staring up at the empty sky with half-lidded eyes–
Was him.
(OR = Izuku midoriya stumbles across a version of himself from another universe. At the brink of death, this other version of him transfers the quirk “one for all” onto him. He’s been warned of a threat … one that only he could defeat.)
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Project: Unevitable Catalogue by CynderMoon
Fandoms: Waifu Catalog - SwiftRosenthal, Lobotomy Corporation (Video Game)
20 Dec 2025
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A woman making ends meet joins the 'illustrious' L Corp to strive for a better future. This ends terribly, as expected. However a strange occurrence results in her remembering the loops and - egads! - strange powers!
Blind Cataloging adjacent Waifu Catalog fic with a woman who made the mistake of 1) Thinking it was a good idea to attempt Lob Corp as a starting world and 2) Took an experimental origin that scuffed up the Extra 'know what you are doing and who you work for' stage. Enjoy!
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During the gap year you take after graduation, you start working at the comic book shop you’ve dreamed of for years—partly to keep yourself busy, hoping the routine will keep you grounded, and partly to spend less time at home.
There, between shared shifts and a routine of playful banter, a slow and unexpected romance begins to take shape between you and your coworker, Kim Seokjin.
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She had once been an agent of the Dark One, Rumplestiltskin, furthering his plans and collecting items for his collection along with his other servants. Once Rumplestiltskin is imprisoned she had lost that protection. Now she rots in Regina's dungeon and is traded off to an infuriating (yet attractive) old enemy: Jafar.
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After the shock of his life, Tony reflects on the past week.
Then the past decade.
And he realizes a few things.
He became a “super hero” - because no matter how much he hates the label, that’s what he is - to help people.
So that’s what he’s going to do. Starting with someone the world has failed.
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Spells Don't Heal Hearts by MrNickLower
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Dec 2025
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Stephen, the newly appointed Sorcerer Supreme, accepts Tony's invitation to join the Avengers – a decision that condemns him to live with the man he loves in secret. While Tony dates Steve and deals with his own demons, Stephen hides his pain (both physical and emotional) behind sarcasm.
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- Part 50 of AUs Marvel
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Vannessa Anne Palmer, a beloved soccer player. The name Vannessa meaning ‘Butterfly’ in Greek, is often associated with a fiery personality, elite music taste and an absolute dork when it comes to talking to girls, especially girls like Taissa Turner.
Akilah Sondaya, one of the two school prefects. The name Akilah meaning ‘Intelligent’ originating from Arabic, is usually related with a passive personality, undying love for animals and the best when it comes to helping her friend Vanessa Palmer.
By forcing her to join The Classics Society and getting her dear friend to play a game, giving Taissa Turner a month to win Van over.
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Iron Howl by MrNickLower
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
19 Dec 2025
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The scent arrived before the sound of footsteps: ozone, expensive leather, 60-year-old whiskey, and something else… something wild. Wolf. Alpha. Tony Stark.
Stephen rose to his feet in a movement too fluid for someone who looked as if he were on the verge of collapse. His hands trembled slightly as he clenched his fist, concealing the claws that had begun to grow.
“Stark,” he said, when the man appeared at the top of the stairs, without knocking, obviously. “The door has a function. It’s called ‘being used’.”
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- Part 49 of AUs Marvel
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death anniversary to the conscious of a mortal and immortal
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The Sassy Intern and Spider-Man: Far From Peace (With Great Power Comes Great Sarcasm) by ClosetParleyScorbus
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Dec 2025
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Harley Keener never expected that accepting Tony Stark’s internship would drop him in the middle of New York’s superhero chaos—or that he’d end up clashing (and connecting) with fellow intern Peter Parker. As Harley’s sarcasm chips away at Peter’s awkward exterior, an unexpected friendship forms. But with secrets, superhero duties, and Tony’s eccentric mentoring, the line between friendship and something more begins to blur.
In a world where great power comes with even greater sarcasm, can Harley and Peter find the courage to face their feelings, or will the weight of their double lives keep them apart?
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Morality has aethetic standards (as in: Fate's meddling in Potter luck again, folks) by Empione
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Dec 2025
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When Regulus Black went into that cave, he was fully prepared for self-sacrifice. In theory. In the end, Kreacher took matters into his own tiny hands and decided to (be a little shit) rebel. Well, it did save Regulus' life temporarily, if that counts for something. What Regulus did not predict is that a Master of Death would materialise in the living room of his safehouse while he was totally chilling (bleeding out more like, really) on the floor there. And save the day.
Includes: one grumpy Hadrian Peverell, now stranded in another Dimension because Fate deemed it entertaining enough; four tubs of emotional angst, mending relationships, fighting (White, Dark and solely political) Lords and a whole lot of fluff when we force things to work out.
Meaning: your average Tuesday for Harry, obviously.
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At the first Ball of the season Lord Fife bumps into Miss Penelope Featherington but rather than stutter and apologise she gives him the perfect set-down. Intrigued by this new version of the wallflower, Fife can't help but seek out her company. But what are his intentions and what will happen when Colin Bridgerton comes back from his travels?
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*书设，现代人类AU，神父A/非二元C，现在时C全部使用he/him代词
*Good Omens-Book Aziraphale and Crowley, Human au, non-binary Crowley with priest Aziraphale
*涉及宗教创伤、心理恐怖以及大量不健康应对
*including religious trauma, psychic/physical horror
*圣经（不正确）引用
*use Bible content请随时检查tag更新，更多tag内容尽请期待
mention tagssmut will come later, I promise
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The self is not so weightless (nor whole and unbroken) by Artemus_n8
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
19 Dec 2025
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Alastor had just extricated himself from that not-so-clever deal he made with Rosie a century ago— surprisingly, she wasn’t too bitter about it. His staff was back in one piece, and he was enjoying life: lounging around while watching dear Charlie botch her way through redemption attempts and occasionally messing with the powerless king of hell.
Death was great.
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Meanwhile, death wasn't so great for the dethroned Vox. His grand revolution crashed and burned, leaving him worse off than before. With his powers stripped away, his allies gone, and the humiliation of Alastor slipping through his fingers again, he was a total wreck.
After three months of sulking and trying not to electrocute himself, he managed to regenerate, though all the fancy upgrades he underwent in his years as a top-notch overlord were gone for good, as was his dignity. Now he was just an old picture box abandoned in the attic, drowning in self-pity.
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Unfortunately, this period of peace was interrupted for both of them by some time-travelling mishaps caused by accidental and deliberate demonic rituals. What? Who could've known that splattering some blood could summon a whole demon?
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The Avengers: And Their Bizarre "Vacation" in Gotham by Glory_to_Westhelm
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU (Comics), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Batman - All Media Types
19 Dec 2025
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Long story short, Nick Fury had arranged a meeting with the Justice League and the Avengers, regarding the matter of the condition of their dimension, and the thread that ties it to Yggdrasil.
Definitely not concerning at all! Yup! Peter wasn't gonna stay up at night at the ominous implications of that!The original meeting place was Washington, D.C., at the Hall of Justice, maybe Star City if something went wrong. As if the sisters of fate laughed at them, a string of simultaneous supervillain attacks leading up to the meeting happened, and the city least affected or damaged seemed to be the cruelest one of them all.
Gotham.
"I can't go to Gotham." Peter explained like it were the most obvious thing ever. Gotham is a place solely for the suicidal. It was the one place Vigilantes like him, and Daredevil didn't dare step into;
Not because of the crime, but because of one very particular "No meta" rule, and a very territorial Bat.
And his..batlings? baby bats? Is that what you call them?
OR: The Avengers take a trip to Gotham for a meeting with the JL, and Tony drags Peter along. The Batfam is intrigued about the only masked and chatty avenger
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Act III (What Darkness Reveals) by here_be_dragons_and_cats
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
19 Dec 2025
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They say that arriving at the Gate means you're Halfway to Everywhere. Whether that's a good omen or not matters little, for the City of Blood can be your triumph or your ruin. Some deem it a nest of schemes and schemers, whereas others refuse to call it anything else other than home. But all agree that the melting pot of Faerûn is a place of opportunity, intrigue, and ambition. What would you be willing to exchange for these?
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"Our master hunter returns," Astarion quipped with a flourish of sweeping hands.
She snorted and said, "I think a few of us hold that title lately."
... ... ...
He pulled away and said, "As good a dinner as any, I suppose."
Nyx arched an eyebrow at his spreading grin, and he brushed the back of his fingers along her neckline. Her blush heated her face while he purred, "Though, I wouldn't turn down an even more decadent dessert."
She scoffed and jabbed him in the chest. "Chancer."
He pouted, "You can't blame a vampire for trying, my sweet." ... He sighed theatrically in defeat. "I'll have to make do with my own deer then."
Nyx sobered immediately and said, "Please be careful; there is something stalking the woods."
"Such as?"Series
- Part 3 of The Chaos Bringer
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Nōtan [濃淡] by Scribblindown
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Teen Titans (Animated Series), Teen Titans - All Media Types, DCU
19 Dec 2025
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After using his daughter to open the portal, Trigon casts her away in a dimension where no one can save her… Except for the hundreds of heroes on the streets and the dozens of heroes-in-training she eventually goes to school with.
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- Part 1 of Unkindness
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Severus Snape wants to get rid of Hermione Granger — with ten nasty acts of sabotage in ten days. Yet she plays along, counters him with irresistible charm, and throws him completely off balance. A deliciously sarcastic game full of temptation, resistance, and crackling tension.