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SEQUEL to Two Weeks! With the knowledge of his fate weighing heavily on his chest, Harry is struggling to cope with his latest revelations as he is plunged into his sixth year at Hogwarts. Meanwhile, a certain Potions Master, now Defense Professor, is hellbent on finding a solution. The two wizards had never seen eye-to-eye, but that is coming to a change as the two must co-work and conspire against more than just the Dark Lord now. But with both of them burdened with their past mistakes and trauma, the path they have chosen will not prove easy.
But maybe they will not have to venture it alone. At least, not anymore.
So, it begs the question: will they succeed? Will they overcome the many obstacles thrown in their way by this damned war, where the battlefield is a chess board, and they are two mere pawns, played by the two most feared and powerful wizards of the century?
Will they find life and solace in their mere existence?
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- Part 2 of The Path Chosen
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She hexes bullies who dare touch her sister, dominates Truth or Dare with jaw-dropping confessions, trades electric barbs with Malfoy that feel dangerously like foreplay, and navigates a tight-knit crew of bad boys and bold girls. But as Hogwarts rivalries ignite, forbidden tensions simmer, and her unbreakable walls start to crack under the weight of secrets and slow-burn desire, even Emery might not be able to outrun the chaos she's built.
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Jackson, Not Wayne by EvieWithTheWebs
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
23 Apr 2026
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After the war, Percy Jackson should finally be able to rest.
Then his mother dies, and Percy doesn't know how to live anymore.
For the first time in his life, Percy doesn't have anywhere to go.
And then Chiron tells him THE Bruce Wayne is his secret uncle, and fuck it, what else does he have to lose?
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Secrets in Emerald Dusk by Didistar
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2026
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Nevermore Academy has always thrived on secrets, shadows, and monsters — the perfect hunting ground for Wednesday Addams. Prophecies whisper of ruin, a beast tears through the woods, and her family’s hidden past drags itself back into the light. Yet in the midst of every hidden plot, the strangest enigma may just be the strange boy with green eyes: Harry Potter.
And Wednesday knows very well, mysteries have a quick way of turning deadly.
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- Part 1 of Secrets in Emerald Dusk
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You're never truly alone. by thescarygay
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
23 Apr 2026
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Izuku Midoriya was born with a quirk.
Ever since he opened his eyes, he could see and hear the dead.
The dead, the supernatural, the gods people abandoned. They walk the streets just as you and I do, bumping into nobody.
Nobody but Izuku.
They speak. He listens. He helps the best he can, learning dead languages humans were never meant to speak and seeing things humans were never meant to see. Kacchan helps Izuku help the spirits.
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Izuku Midoriya and his best friend Kacchan cause havoc without even meaning to. They're just trying to help. So what if they're being told what to do by a god that is everything and nothing all at once?
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Mike is curious what Vanessa is talking about...
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"You're strange."
"You said that before."
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In which antagonist Isagi Yoichi can't help falling in love with protagonist Michael Kaiser across worlds over worlds no matter how hard he tried not to.
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Sunset On The Horizon by DonutDonny101
Fandoms: My Little Pony Generation 4: Equestria Girls (Cartoon 2013)
23 Apr 2026
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When Sunset Shimmer stole the crown, Twilight Sparkle decided to allow her expulsion as a way of getting back at her for all she did to the students and the school itself.
With nowhere else to go, she has no other choice but to accept a different hand...
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Это ответ на вопрос: а что, если бы они встретились на Земле? С небольшой порцией космического безумия в конце.
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- Part 2 of Avenue 5 Chronicles
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明月千载 by shuduoduo
Fandoms: 三国历史 | Three Kingdoms History RPF, 三国演义 - 罗贯中 | Romance of the Three Kingdoms - Luo Guanzhong
23 Apr 2026
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风干书页里的死灵魂，弄出来晒晒晾晾，泡水弄发，也能凑合一桌。此文的初衷，是写一个腹黑军师和他的穿越小娇妻的无脑傻白甜宠故事。但是当这些死灵魂泡发之后，他们就到处乱跑，自己设计剧情，不再受作者控制，所以变成现在这个样子。
其实作者也很无奈！
终于停在了第一百章，再加两个番外。
这是一部翻车的甜宠文，纯属自娱自乐，不喜勿扰！
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your love is a language i'm still learning by toastedbagel_13
Fandoms: The Black Phone (Movies - Derrickson)
23 Apr 2026
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5 times where Robin offered affection and the 1 time Finney showed affection first.
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My version of a 5+1 that follows Finney and Robin from ages eight until eighteen, featuring some key coming of age moments!
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- Part 7 of tbp short stories & one shots
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Mike talks to his therapist...
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RPD is playing Secret Valentine and will exchange gifts on Valentine's day, but nobody wants to be the Secret Valentine of Albert Wesker, nobody wants Wesker.
Except Leon, who was pressured to be the Secret Valentine of Wesker. 🎁🎁🎁 😎👮
Carlos Oliveira x Jill Valentine (chapters 21, 22, 23, 24, 27) 💞💞💞
this fic comes with ugly fanarts 🥳🥳🥳
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Redcoat, Green Blood: Lads of the Company by miparushi
Fandoms: Guts & Blackpowder (Roblox), Napoleon (2023), Original Work, Napoleonic Era RPF, Historical RPF
23 Apr 2026
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[NEW CHAPTER 14]
1805. Seventeen year old Irishman, Fergal Boyle, never cared for emperors or crowns. Not when the same empire that fears Napoleon has taken everything from him. His family, his home, and any right to call Ireland his own. Yet, amidst the smell of guts and blackpowder, he clings to his voice on the pages of a diary he can’t seem to put down his entire life.Series
- Part 1 of Red Coat, Green Blood
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Dean Winchester has been married to Castiel for a long time. So, he’s really not sure why his body has decided to simultaneously act like it’s much older and far younger than he actually is.
Or, Dean is really horny and his body is misbehaving like teenager. He also gets a calf cramp.
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- Part 1 of Cas & Dean: Domesticity files
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Danylo is nineteen, and his life is a consistent train wreck: debts, getting kicked out of the Art Academy, and a dead-end gig as a waiter at some posh wedding. But when he wakes up in a toilet stall after one shot too many—with the taste of copper in his mouth and a note that reads, "Welcome to the club, hottie!"—his old problems suddenly don't seem so bad.
Now, he’s about to get a crash course in the vampire life, joined by a coterie that looks more like a traveling circus than a pack of formidable killers.
Welcome to the Kyiv nightlife. Here, instead of Twilight vibes, you get the gritty reality of Troieshchyna and the constant risk of catching a wooden stake to the chest.
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Данилові дев’ятнадцять, і в його житті все стабільно йде шкереберть: борги, виліт з Академії мистецтв і підробіток офіціантом на пафосному весіллі. Але коли після чергового шоту він прокидається в туалеті зі смаком крові в роті та запискою «Вітаю у клубі, красунчику!», старі проблеми миттєво відходять на другий план.
Тепер на нього чекає знайомство з вампірським життям та котерією, яка більше нагадує виїзний цирк, ніж грізних убивць.
Ласкаво просимо в нічне життя Києва. Тут замість фільму «Сутінки» — сувора реальність Троєщини й ризик отримати осиковим колом у груди.
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- Українська
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Becoming a Master by LittleMissFirebright
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime)
22 Apr 2026
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Three hundred years ago, Indigo's world burned to ashes. In his last battle he fought the evil trying to destroy everything he loved, and lost. All Indigo wanted was to die. As if it were that easy. Cursed and exiled to the future, the only way to return to his time was to learn the meaning of strength and caring. As if that wasn't cryptic enough, he had to do so as a Lucario. Stupid destiny.
[Crossposted from Fanfiction.net: the story there IS complete, and will be migrated here gradually.]
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Kyler Alaster has done a lot. Military, college, self defense classes, and most importantly, the FBI. Or we could be specific. Supervisory Special Agent Kyler Alaster is the World's Greatest Profiler. Let's see what he does with this title, and see what happens to him on the way.
(I don't own Criminal Minds or it's characters, I only own the adorably badass Alaster family. And the puppy. I own the puppy too.)
Cross posted from Wattpad
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Euan MacGillivray came home from one war to inherit another. His estate is dying, blighted by a decay that starves the fields and bleeds his coffers dry. His only solution is the axe, to sell the ancient heartwood of Alder Stone to pay its debts.
Unfortunately for him, the land isn't empty. Something guards it. Coira is the Glaistig, the 'Grey Lady' of local myth made flesh and fury. Bound to the soil for centuries, she is the land's weeping heart, stony protector, and its vengeful spirit.
Poison creeping from the sea saps her strength. And the new Laird's axe threatens her sacred groves. To save their home, a soldier who believes in nothing and a distrustful guardian must forge a new pact. One that will either heal the scarred Highlands, or unravel them both.