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Jackson, Not Wayne by EvieWithTheWebs
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
19 Apr 2026
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After the war, Percy Jackson should finally be able to rest.
Then his mother dies, and Percy doesn't know how to live anymore.
For the first time in his life, Percy doesn't have anywhere to go.
And then Chiron tells him THE Bruce Wayne is his secret uncle, and fuck it, what else does he have to lose?
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A Marvelous Gamer by cursedgamer1
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Grand Theft Auto IV, Avengers (Comics), Marvel 616
19 Apr 2026
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Congratulations! You’ve been thrown into Marvel.
No superpowers. No genius intellect. Just a normal guy trying not to get erased by some random cosmic entity. But if survival is a game, then he will play to win by any means necessary.
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Posting simultaneously on FF, SH, WN, RR, and AO3 under the same username. -
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“For never resting TIME leads Summer on
To hideous winter and confounds him there
Sap checkt with frost and lusty leaves quite gone.
Beauty ore’snowed and bareness everywhere
But flowers distil’d though they with winter meete
Leese but their show, their substance still lives sweet”-Extraction from Shakespeare Sonnet 3
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- Part 1 of Viola Concerto in C minor
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Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger make one spectacularly bad decision and wake up in each other’s bodies.
What follows is secrecy, chaos, public disasters, and an alarming loss of dignity on all fronts.
Trapped together, unable to tell anyone, and forced to rely on their sworn nemesis, fixing the curse quickly becomes the least of their problems.
Or: A story about what happens if you trap sworn enemies in each other's bodies and expect them to behave like adults.
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Neither of them intends to fall for the other. It’s foolish, downright hazardous – and absolutely unavoidable. In the beginning, their meetings are all cutting words, fiery dances, and lies upon lies. But as the masks between them start to fall, the loneliness they share grows into something more.
He refuses to acknowledge the danger their relationship puts them in until it’s too late. Until the flames come for him.
She knows well that their star-crossed affair will ultimately end in disaster, but she takes the risk anyway. She fights her feelings, defying them – to no avail.
Love, after all, cannot be controlled. It drives the heart to make impossible choices. To trespass into the enemy’s most sacred place. To put life and soul on the line in a last, desperate attempt at redemption.
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The Mask Of Yesterday by The_Id1a_Shr0ud
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Twisted-Wonderland: The Animation (Anime)
19 Apr 2026
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Oscar is loud, sarcastic, expressive, and weird.
Rey is quiet, nice, calm, smart, and normal.
Oscar Rey does not exist.
So what happends when, both have to co-exist together?This is a journey of self-discovery, and those are never smooth.
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Hallo Hello Hallo Hi ~ I’m delusional and believe that my self-inserted fic (turned x-reader) will be able to grace all your screens and make your heart flutter. I’m greedy and also can’t have just one love-interest — so for the sake of the plot and my own self-indulgence I’ve created this One-Piece saga where we can share in all of my anime-men crushes at once. Zoro is peak (which is why I bully him). But don’t worry, Sanji, Ace and even Law have their moments. (There are plans for some villains as well teehee)
Lots of diversion from the canon. Just let me cook with this. Also this is post-time skip Straw Hats (but where Ace does not become a donut for example). Original characters inserted too wink wink. I can’t add too many to tags for spoiler reasons. Fluff, drama, angst, and of course smut tucked in there <3
Yes our (Y/N) is unrealistically balancing all these hearts. Yes I bent the rules a lot in terms of the canon, but I live for my own version of One Piece! If you’re interested in a longer fic that doesn’t rush anything (fr fr I write like true one-piece pacing), then please get cozy and enjoy!
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Making fake records and adoption papers to adopt Atsushi is definitely not something kunikida is proud of, yet still, there was something stopping him from trying to get Dazai to think of another way. It doesn't take Ranpo’s genius to know that if they turned Atsushi in with the information they had, it wouldn't go well. Though the kid didn’t deserve to be living in the ADA’s clinic anymore.
OR: We get a bit of absolute garbage writing for Kunikida's past self, and foraging legal papers to keep Atsushi off the government's radar.
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- Part 3 of Learning To Feel Warmth
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No sitting Chancellor in the history of the Republic had ever been indicted for murdering a spouse. Mon Mothma, ever the overachiever, had managed to break both the highest glass ceiling in the land and her husband’s skull within a few short years - the latter, allegedly, with an antique Hana star plate she had once given him for their anniversary.
The HoloPress had already dubbed it the Death Star trial, and tomorrow there he would be, at the red hot center of it. And maybe, just maybe, to make his revenge perfect, he would deliberately lose this one. But so subtly that even Justice Yoda would shake his head and say that no one, really, could have won this case. Not even Orson Callan Krennic.Or, a legal AU no one asked for.
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Andy Sachs spent four years at the Washington Post learning how to take someone's words apart. Another four years at the White House learning how to put them back together so no one could touch them. She knew the anatomy of a scandal, how quickly a narrative could be manufactured, and how much harder it was to dismantle one once it started to feel true.
She should have thought about that before she sat across from the woman who had become the target.
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In Fair and Distant Lands by antigone_ks
Fandoms: Outlander Series - Diana Gabaldon, Outlander (TV)
19 Apr 2026
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The firelight flickered, casting shadows over Dougal’s calculating stare, and something inside her snapped. “You kidnapped me! You dragged me along with no choice in the matter – if anyone here has explaining to do, it’s you!” Her heart pounded in the sudden stillness.
Dougal arched a brow, his gaze darkening. “Oh, kidnapped?” he scoffed. “I saved ye. Without me, ye’d be dead, or worse. Show a little gratitude, lass.”
“Gratitude?” Leah shot back, her voice rising. “You think dragging me off to god-knows-where and treating me like a criminal is saving me? Let’s call it what it is – abduction.”
An extremely slow-burn (no smut until Chapter 40), self-indulgent, (eventual) romance between a 21st-century historian and an 18th-century war chieftain.
There will be dubious consent, but no outright non-con. There will be some sexual harassment and threat (not from Dougal). There will be one scene of domestic violence and a lot of fallout from it. There will be 18th-century assumptions around gender and power. Some things will be handled very accurately, some things will fall under dramatic license, and some things I just don’t want to deal with at all, so I’m ignoring them. Updates on Sundays.
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She has to find a husband and has
1 list containing
22 expectations for her future husband, courtesy of her drunken self,
2 assistants with unresolved sexual and romantic tension,
1 year and
7 possible options.or
While trying to proof to her family that there simply are no men for her to marry, she gets the seven most influencial and powerful men of the country to fall for her.
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Redcoat, Green Blood: Lads of the Company by miparushi
Fandoms: Guts & Blackpowder (Roblox), Napoleon (2023), Original Work, Napoleonic Era RPF, Historical RPF
19 Apr 2026
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[NEW CHAPTER 14]
1805. Seventeen year old Irishman, Fergal Boyle, never cared for emperors or crowns. Not when the same empire that fears Napoleon has taken everything from him. His family, his home, and any right to call Ireland his own. Yet, amidst the smell of guts and blackpowder, he clings to his voice on the pages of a diary he can’t seem to put down his entire life.Series
- Part 1 of Red Coat, Green Blood
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"You're strange."
"You said that before."
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In which antagonist Isagi Yoichi can't help falling in love with protagonist Michael Kaiser across worlds over worlds no matter how hard he tried not to.
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Пограбувати храм - це була погана ідея. Ще гірша - встрягати у справи богів, ніби не читала міфи. Серйозно, звідки я могла знати, що вони існують?!
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Kira is a chemist’s apprentice who treats the Polar Tang’s infirmary like her own laboratory of chaos. She specializes in patterns, formulas, and—most importantly—finding the exact way to smudge Trafalgar Law’s perfect grid.
Law lives by a strict anatomy of logic, but Kira is the one variable he can't solve, can't predict, and can't seem to excise from his mind. When a calculated provocation leads to a clinical breaking point, the Surgeon of Death decides to stop studying the variable and start claiming it.Series
- Part 2 of One Piece Lemons
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"You stir 7 times. Counterclockwise, in case you needed to know that too.”
"I… how did you know that?” Potter asks, almost sounding curious.
Regulus just scoffs, “I pay attention in Potions."
"it’s 7th year material. how do you know that? Last I checked, you're a 6th year.”~*OR*~
James Potter is stressed. It's his last year at Hogwarts, and frankly he has no idea what he's going to do afterwards. So yeah, stressed. So stressed he cannot focus. He starts failing Potions. Then he figures out that Regulus knows his Potions. Chaos ensues
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明月千载 by shuduoduo
Fandoms: 三国历史 | Three Kingdoms History RPF, 三国演义 - 罗贯中 | Romance of the Three Kingdoms - Luo Guanzhong
19 Apr 2026
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风干书页里的死灵魂，弄出来晒晒晾晾，泡水弄发，也能凑合一桌。此文的初衷，是写一个腹黑军师和他的穿越小娇妻的无脑傻白甜宠故事。但是当这些死灵魂泡发之后，他们就到处乱跑，自己设计剧情，不再受作者控制，所以变成现在这个样子。
其实作者也很无奈！
终于停在了第一百章，再加两个番外。
这是一部翻车的甜宠文，纯属自娱自乐，不喜勿扰！
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Ashes and Wildflowers follows Hazel — a sharp-tongued, stubborn hunter carrying more secrets than she’ll admit — as she crosses paths with the Winchesters. Haunted by the murder of her best friend and obsessed with tracking the demon responsible, Hazel hunts with a recklessness born of grief and fury. Her methods are unorthodox, her instincts frighteningly accurate, and her refusal to back down puts her at constant odds with Dean, whose own walls mirror hers.
What begins as reluctant partnership spirals into a tangle of uneasy trust, sharp banter, and dangerous closeness — complicated further by Hazel’s buried connection to Sam, her growing bond with Dean, and the revelation of a bloodline she can’t escape. As they face demons, werewolves, vampires, and all that goes bump in the night and the looming war between Heaven and Hell, Hazel’s identity unravels alongside.
Between hunts, motel rooms, and the weight of secrets, Hazel must decide if she can be more than the thing she fears — and if the Winchesters can accept her when the truth finally claws its way out.