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It's been a long time since the events of Raccoon City. All those years ago - maybe she was naive in thinking anything would be different. The worst was surely over. Bayley and Leon are back as a team, now official for a recovery mission to pluck the president's daughter from rural Spain. They don't know what's to come and it's unlike anything they've ever had to deal with before.
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ah shit. here we go again!
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Clover is...well...bad at things. Like most things. Or all things, really. Oh, and she gets jealous easily.
And as a trainee in the Night Court Intelligence Center, those are pretty unhelpful traits to have. Follow along this silly, satirical love story that is meant to be light-hearted and probably pretty non-canon.
There might be a mating bond somewhere in there too.
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Warming His Cold Heart (Number Five x Destinee) (Enemies to Lovers) by Crowleyfan1
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
29 Apr 2026
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Destinee is friends with the Hargeeves Family. She gets along with all of them, except for Five. She doesn’t like his sarcastic and cold personality. She believes that he doesn’t actually care about any of them. She likes to tease him for his childlike appearance and body. What will she do when she sees a kinder side of Five and begins to develop feelings for him? Will she be able to warm his cold heart, or will his cold personality drive her further away? Read to find out.
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It's a Blackout. | Izuku "I was raised on the Internet" Midoriya | Incomplete Fic by JarOfMiel
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Apr 2026
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Izuku is a hacktivist by the name “R3BU5” (pronounced Rebus), his mother has since divorced his abusive father but then he lost her along with three of his limbs. Those limbs are replaced by the first product of bionic automotive armored prostheses, which turn out to grant him more than just new limbs. Izuku becomes a vigilante that becomes known as "Blackout" (Teiden), the hero Eraserhead is on his case. What Izuku doesn't know is that since meeting All Might, his idol who crushed his dreams has been on a search for him.
Really didn't know how to summarize this but this is an AU that I came up with a few years ago and lost inspiration for, if you wanna pick up where I left off you are welcome to it and if you wanna work on it together just comment(make sure to read the description and notes of the series this fic is a part of); anyone is welcome to take inspiration I just ask for credit where credits are owed. <3
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After being somewhat forcibly enrolled into Jujutsu Tech, you're struggling to navigate young adult life post-graduation. You don't know what you want, you don't know what you're doing, and you're not making a whole lot of progress figuring any of it out.
Megumi has been a thorn in your side since high school. The two of you can't seem to leave each other alone or get it together.
Now working beside each other as sorcerers and TAs at JJT, you've done your best to maintain a mostly professional relationship with him. But the pressure of too much tension and history spells unavoidable tragedy. -
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Stella Voss drives toward Raccoon City looking for her brother. What she finds instead is a city on the edge of something catastrophic, a rookie cop, and the threads of a conspiracy that will define the rest of her life. Sequela Absentia is a multi-decade story about what follows from loss: the kind that arrives all at once and the kind that accumulates quietly across years. About the weight of knowing things you cannot put into words. About two people fluent in absence, and those two people who chose each other inside the shadow of something neither of them could ever fully leave behind.
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Pawbert Lynxley is perfectly capable, at least, he believes so.
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Bewitched by CarlosJoseHabsburgo2
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, History - Fandom
29 Apr 2026
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Carlos Hernandez is a reincarnated king from 1600's Spain - and not one that was remembered well by history. Currently in the year 2000, he is a disabled intersex person who is working at a toy store with the hopes of saving up enough to own his own toy restoration shop one day, for he loves art, history, and a bit of fun.
Severus Snape is Severus Snape. He has survived the Second Wizarding War and as a way to try to enjoy his new lease on life a bit more, he has decided to travel to a different country each year. This year the country of Spain has been drawn out of a hat so, off he goes.
What does fate (and this author) have in store for the two of them?
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❝Your proposal filled me with so much despair I almost threw myself off the roof.❞
❝The fact that you didn't is the most disappointing decision of the night.❞
In efforts to sustain his parents' insatiable greed for money, Hoseok Jung, the troublemaker of Fide High (or free-spirit as he likes to call it), agrees to a blind engagement, with the expectation that his parents will let him do whatever his heart desires.
The only problem?
The one he's to be engaged to is Fide High's notorious student body president, Yoongi Min, the one person Hoseok hates the most.
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Suits you by Horgen
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Apr 2026
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After one too many PR catastrophes, Dynamight is placed under HPSC supervision to keep him out of trouble. With no real choice in the matter, he reluctantly complies—and drags Red Riot along as his associate.
That’s when they meet her: their new supervisor, with a tongue almost as sharp as his.
Both heroes would probably rather be anywhere else than in her office… but things only get worse when she starts showing up at their agency to “optimize” her supervision.
Little do any of them know, this collaboration might lead to more than just a cleaner public image for the explosive hero…—or—
A fic where Bakugou’s terrible temper turns out to be the best wingman for his best friend, Kirishima Eijirou.
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Un cuerpo ajeno
Una bruja en mi mente
Un mundo falso
Que situación mas ridícula.
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Becoming a Master by LittleMissFirebright
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime)
29 Apr 2026
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Three hundred years ago, Indigo's world burned to ashes. In his last battle he fought the evil trying to destroy everything he loved, and lost. All Indigo wanted was to die. As if it were that easy. Cursed and exiled to the future, the only way to return to his time was to learn the meaning of strength and caring. As if that wasn't cryptic enough, he had to do so as a Lucario. Stupid destiny.
[Crossposted from Fanfiction.net: the story there IS complete, and will be migrated here gradually.]
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"He was taught to win wars, not to fall in love."
General Kim Hongjoong is a man of ice.
Orphaned, hardened by the streets, and molded by the military, he has spent thirty-six years building a life of power where no one can ever hurt him again.
As a high-ranking commander in the Vietnam War, his only job is to lead, to fight, and to survive. He doesn't have room for feelings.
Until he meets Park Seonghwa.
In the middle of a brutal war and the endless jungle rain, Seonghwa is the only thing that feels like home.
But in 1970, their love isn't just a secret-it's a crime. Especially in a world of rigid military codes and a war that demands total loyalty, love is more than a distraction.
It's treason.
Loving Seonghwa means risking the rank Hongjoong bled to earn. It means choosing between the life he fought to build and the man he can't breathe without.
Now, the General faces his most brutal choice:
Does he protect the rank that saved him from poverty? Or does he burn it all down for a love that was never supposed to exist?
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明月千载 by shuduoduo
Fandoms: 三国历史 | Three Kingdoms History RPF, 三国演义 - 罗贯中 | Romance of the Three Kingdoms - Luo Guanzhong
29 Apr 2026
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风干书页里的死灵魂，弄出来晒晒晾晾，泡水弄发，也能凑合一桌。此文的初衷，是写一个腹黑军师和他的穿越小娇妻的无脑傻白甜宠故事。但是当这些死灵魂泡发之后，他们就到处乱跑，自己设计剧情，不再受作者控制，所以变成现在这个样子。
其实作者也很无奈！
终于停在了第一百章，再加两个番外。
这是一部翻车的甜宠文，纯属自娱自乐，不喜勿扰！
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A refugee-turned hero attempts to record their story in their own words. Again. Just as badly as ever.
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When a certain Draco Malfoy starts popping up in unexpected locations, Hermione questions the innocence of his motives, which leads, quite unexpectedly, to investigating the murder of their classmate. Eighth year at Hogwarts murder mystery fic. Eventual Dramione but centers around Hermione. Cannon compliant until the very end of Deathly Hallows (after the fall of Voldemort). Prepare for Ron bashing, cult-like rituals, original characters, a lot of gore, betrayals upon betrayals, and fade-to-black smut scenes. Completed! Posting chapters as I do final edits.
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- Alcoholism
- Bible thumping
- Cannibalism
- Child abuse
- Cult-like beliefs
- Date rape
- Death
- Domestic violence
- Drug use
- Extreme gore and violence
- Manipulation
- Mental disorders
- Mentions of grooming
- Mentions of homophobia
- Mentions of racism
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- Psychological conditioning
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- Sexual assault
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The Obsidian Gala by Phoenix_Dragon23
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
28 Apr 2026
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Two different agencies. Two separate undercover missions. One very dangerous, very crowded dance floor that Izuku Midoriya is currently trying not to die on.
Izuku didn't plan on seeing his childhood rival at the year's most prestigious villain gala. In fact, he’d spent the last year perfecting a "Zero Kacchan" lifestyle. But apparently, the universe is a petty comedian who loves shitting in Izuku’s Cornflakes—because the only "backup" he has? None other than Katsuki Bakugo, in a get up that obviously costs more than Izuku’s life wages.
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Showmance by Kayokayokay
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Civil war captain America
28 Apr 2026
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As far as the world knows, Steve Rogers is with Sophie. His agreed upon, specially picked, perfect PR stunt girlfriend. A contractually agreed 3 month ‘relationship’ to help boost his image, boost her social standing, and bring Captain America firmly into the 21st century.
Meanwhile, you’re left sidelined, wondering why it couldn’t have been you.
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Things We Do in a Classroom by sussyhilda
Fandoms: Vocaloid, UTAU (Audio Database), CeVIO, Synthesizer V
28 Apr 2026
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Rin and Len start school once more after summer break. They're now second-years in high school, and their experiences become more and more 'stellar' as the year progresses.
...And by stellar, I mean chaotic as hell.
(Formerly titled "A Stellar High School Experience"!)
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A Marvelous Gamer by cursedgamer1
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Grand Theft Auto IV, Avengers (Comics), Marvel 616
28 Apr 2026
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Congratulations! You’ve been thrown into Marvel.
No superpowers. No genius intellect. Just a normal guy trying not to get erased by some random cosmic entity. But if survival is a game, then he will play to win by any means necessary.
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