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Illithid Anatomy: Comparative Analysis of Pre- and Post-Ceremorphosis by elsenova
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
10 Dec 2025
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I wanted it to be published on ResearchGate, but they declined, so I made an account on AO3. Just kidding, it’s a fantasy story.
Talula, a wizard whose magic has grown rusty after years of ordinary life, is the only one infected with an alien larva set to overwrite her mind and body in the next few days. With little support besides that of a single companion, she leans on her analytical mind to discover a cure, but her every well-considered decision ends in a new disaster.
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Fandom-blind friendly, but contains spoilers the way tea contains liquid. If not for the headcanons and alternative companions, it might count as a novelization of the main quest and the Emperor’s side quests. Also includes the events from the Emperor's POV and some character study. Finished and now being reviewed and then published roughly one chapter per week.
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Donald Trump has a lot going on as president - but things get especially messy after he meets a handsome dictator from overseas. One who comes to unexpectedly invade the border of his heart.
Will Trump be able to navigate new feelings all while tackling family drama from his ex and unexpected secrets?
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When Regulus Black is asked to take an advanced level potions class with the 7th years, he's unaware that his decision leads to a seat right next to James Potter. And especially unaware of the game that would start between the two of them, starting with an innocent note James passes to him...a note that eventually leads to Regulus responding with the ways he'd like to kill James Potter.
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The negative infection, once sealed and forgotten, is now spreading to the mathematical world, corrupting everything on it's path. Four numbers, who met each other in their survival through this terror, decided to put the weight of the world on their shoulders, sending themselves on a quest to find Guardian 0, the only one known to be able to fight this calamity...Or any other solution, seriously, they'll agree on anything.
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The Night That Changed Everything. by My_execution
Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)
09 Dec 2025
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FAHHHH, it's not finished yet, so there's no summary yet, sorry guys 🥺
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A Paradox of Lies by percizy (rxaerivers)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
09 Dec 2025
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!! (The PJO timeline was adjusted to fit the HP timeline. Gotta make it make sense, yk?) !!
07 / 09 / 25 - ?? / ?? / ??
--> "Do not be alarmed, Percy, this is not another quest.” Chiron reassures.
< That made Percy sigh in relief. If he has to handle some more quest bullshit again, he just might accidentally cause a tsunami-
> “Well, rather, it’s different from the standard demigod quests that you have withstood in the past. It’s… a request for help from our best.”
< Never mind. That’s arguably worse.
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The Wizarding World needs help. And of course, the logical thing to do is to obviously ask for aid from traumatised child soldiers who were already preparing for their own war.
The world is unfair, and all Percy wants to do is help those the world is especially unfair to. After all, he can't refuse the offer if he has the power to stop more people from dying.
He can't fail again.
Summer of Order of the Phoenix / Summer after Titan's Curse / Summer before Battle of the Labyrinth.
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Nas terras de Beacon Hills, um território cobiçado dentro do reino de Caeloria, magia é sinônimo de poder - e ausência dela, um convite ao desprezo. Stiles Stilinski, herdeiro de uma antiga casa nobre, carrega o peso de ser um "inerte", alguém nascido sem Arkanis, a força mágica que governa o reino. Ignorado por sua própria família e subestimado por seus inimigos, Stiles está determinado a proteger as terras e o legado dos Stilinski, mesmo sem a magia que todos consideram indispensável.
Com seu avô, o excêntrico e poderoso Kazimierz Stilinski, assumindo o papel de líder em meio a reuniões tensas e traiçoeiras, e seu pai, o duque, desaparecido sob circunstâncias misteriosas, Stiles se encontra isolado e vulnerável. Mas a reclusa Casa Hale, uma linhagem cercada de lendas e temida por sua força quase selvagem, emerge como uma possível aliada. Unidos por um propósito incerto, lobos e raposas devem trabalhar juntos para enfrentar as ameaças que se escondem tanto nas sombras das florestas quanto nos salões dos nobres. -
My Absolute Boyfriend ( Gi-hun x In-ho ) by mexoxo123
Fandoms: 457 - Fandom, byungjae, Squid Game (TV 2021), Squid Game (TV 2021) RPF, InHun - Fandom
09 Dec 2025
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Seong Gi-hun, a closeted virgin in his 40s, has never been in love. Never even had a boyfriend. But when a mysterious company delivers 001: Hwang In-ho, a humanoid robot built to be the perfect boyfriend, Gi-hun's quiet life turns into something he never dared dream of. What happens when artificial affection starts to feel real?
A love story between a man who's never been loved and a machine programmed to love him completely.
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Disastrous Happenings by Adilin
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
09 Dec 2025
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Saiki Kusuo just wants to live a normal life without anything else disrupting it. That is, until you come along. Sure, he could ignore you and act like nothing is different. But curiosity gets the best of him, and he sees something he shouldn't see. Now he has to wrestle with his emotions and his temptations as he navigates the rest of his senior year.
Nothing could go wrong, right?
(No rape, only non-con voyeurism/spying!)
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Eira Ravensong is a healer, part-time babysitter to stray kids, and--totally by accident-- woman who stabbed the wrong guy at 3 AM. Oops.
Now her “target” turns out to be Commander Ryn Calder: missing knight, heroic jawline, and current amnesiac patient in her clinic. He doesn’t remember anything. Especially not… her. Or the stabbing.
Good for him. Terrifying for her.
Told entirely through Eira’s chaotic audio-diary entries, this story follows:
• medical emergencies at ungodly hours
• sarcastic commentary
• unintentional bonding
• geese with bad intentions
• and one girlboss healer trying VERY hard to hide her assassin life from the man she kinda… likes?
She must keep him alive.
She must keep him clueless.
She must NOT fall in love.
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Night city is a place will all kinds of people, from corrupt corporate rats, to morally grey street thugs, and yet, this city of dreams can push anyone not in the one percent to desperation, and even death.
Lots of desperate people become mercs in order to survive, but to those that live longer than most will carve a path for themselves, with dreams of becoming a legend. Desperate people like Isaac Cordwell, a man who's lost way too much and will stop at nothing to force Night City to remember him.
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Who Else Would It Be? by Skullsz
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
08 Dec 2025
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Link finds the last piece of clothing, and meets the one who hid it all...
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- Part 105 of Days Gone By
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 448
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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The killers tv show by Kikijiji
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), Roblox video game - Fandom
08 Dec 2025
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Basically this is just like the origin story before the main stuff happens also if you haven’t played horror portal or camping, you should go play them
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Chief Bogo decides to take a different approach when Judy and Nick go on an unapproved mission…
…yet again.
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- Part 2 of Spanktopia
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One, two, three, four, Jericho and Edge declare snowball war. Christian protests. Ajay picks a side--but which one?
Set in winter of 2004.
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Fire was an element that either commanded respect or consumed fear. Aelita Kenshin had experienced both feelings during her sixteen years of life. A firebending master reduced to nothing but the hollow shell of what she once was, the Butcher of Ba Sing Se no longer trusted the power beneath her fingertips.
The entire world believed the Avatar to be dead and nearly all of the Akira's world thought she was too. Forced to leave Aelita's body behind, Aang and the others are left to grapple with the grief that threatens to overwhelm them with only their desire for peace and justice pushing them forward.
Welcomed home as war heroes next to their sister, twin Princes Zuko and Zetzu are thrust back into the game of thrones, forced to face their demons. With tensions rising faster than Sozin's Comet approaches, it's soon clear that only one of them can be left to inherit their family's scorched legacy.
Fire is the element of power. The people of the Fire Nation have the desire and will to achieve what they want. Only time will tell if that power and desire will be too much to handle as the fate of the world is forged in fire.
Book Three of the series Akira: The Legend of Aelita.
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- Part 3 of Akira: The Legend of Aelita
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SEQUEL to Two Weeks! With the knowledge of his fate weighing heavily on his chest, Harry is struggling to cope with his latest revelations as he is plunged into his sixth year at Hogwarts. Meanwhile, a certain Potions Master, now Defense Professor, is hellbent on finding a solution. The two wizards had never seen eye-to-eye, but that is coming to a change as the two must co-work and conspire against more than just the Dark Lord now. But with both of them burdened with their past mistakes and trauma, the path they have chosen will not prove easy.
But maybe they will not have to venture it alone. At least, not anymore.
So, it begs the question: will they succeed? Will they overcome the many obstacles thrown in their way by this damned war, where the battlefield is a chess board, and they are two mere pawns, played by the two most feared and powerful wizards of the century?
Will they find life and solace in their mere existence?
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- Part 2 of The Path Chosen
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Maybe We’re Both a Little Messed Up by subby_bubby_wubby
Fandoms: Killer Frequency (Video Game)
08 Dec 2025
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After Forrest makes a puzzling discovery while moving Marie’s things into his house, Marie decides it’s time to come clean about why she’s really in Gallows Creek.
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- Part 3 of Change of Plans AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,812
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 38
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Princess (Wind Head) 王女様（風頭) by NaraMoore
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, ティアムーン帝国物語 - 餅月望 | Tearmoon Teikoku Monogatari | Tearmoon Empire - Mochitsuki Nozomu
08 Dec 2025
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Mai Lune Tearmoon goes mushroom hunting with Maomao the apothecary. Somehow, the story sounds different when each tells of her adventure.
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- Part 7 of Detective Maomao
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Predatory flirting at its finest.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 567
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 54