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What's cookin' good lookin'? - Bread sticks, Despair, Orange Joe and other shenanigans. by tiratiramisuu69
Fandoms: OMORI (Video Game), Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Dangan Ronpa Series
17 Dec 2025
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"What's this? Where am I?"
Mari woke up in an unfamiliar and strange building. She saw a sign that read "Hopes Peak Academy" Hopes Peak? Hmm..Suddenly, a strange yet alluring bear walked in...
"Welcome to Hopes Peak... Ultimate Hottie"
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Rumplestiltskin had returned.
The trigger had been elegant. Emma Swan. A name spoken carelessly, like a stone dropped into still water. He had designed it that way, because of course he had. Insurance meant to wake him when hope itself walked back into his carefully constructed nightmare.
And now here he was. Awake. Fully, painfully awake.
Three hundred years of memory slammed into a life that had been lived for twenty-eight years as a crippled pawnbroker with a sharp tongue and a fondness for expensive suits. Three hundred years of blood, bargains, screaming villagers, iron chains, magic humming beneath skin like a second pulse.
And a husband.
*I just wanted to see what would have happened, if Regina out of pure irritation and desire somehow make Rumplestiltskin's life under curse more miserable had placed him in the marriage with a man, but it completely backfired. During the years the curse lasted Gold actually fell in love and now is facing the fact that the curse he designed to break, might take that love with it.* -
Perfect Combo by Bluelyn98
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Ao no Exorcist | Blue Exorcist
17 Dec 2025
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When an ex-scout who vowed to live a peaceful life, finds herself repeatedly entangled in the chaos of her former job.
It doesn't even help that when she was finally able to settle down, her peaceful life was wrecked right in front of her.
"AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE SOME BIG-ASS TITAN THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY TO THROW A BOULDER AT MY SHOP!"
iUPDATES EVERY THURSDAY!
Cross poster on Wattpad "PERFECT COMBO || Levi X Reader" under the username of "bluelyn98"
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Severus Snape wants to get rid of Hermione Granger — with ten nasty acts of sabotage in ten days. Yet she plays along, counters him with irresistible charm, and throws him completely off balance. A deliciously sarcastic game full of temptation, resistance, and crackling tension.
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Two Fronts One Heart by Thunderstrike16
Fandoms: Band of Brothers (TV 2001), The Pacific (TV)
17 Dec 2025
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Pearl Harbor affected everyone, more so Zack Westbrook and Elizabeth Tadashi. The war separated them, they then fight their separate wars, with Zack fighting with the Marines in the Pacific. And Elizabeth being a medic in the Airborne in Europe. All the while, they fight and claw there way through it all in the hopes to reunite.
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- Part 1 of Two Fronts One Heart
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“The gods may throw a dice, their minds as cold as ice” by Dand1ion
Fandoms: The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
17 Dec 2025
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The young gods, tales of 3 cousins turned to godhood for their unmatched strength and will to the gods, a myth and idol to demigods and the curse and tragedies to monsters. Ascended for the purpose of protecting half-bloods, these divine beings were made to serve their elder gods for the rest of time, enduring many quests and prophecies for the sake of Olympus.
Inspired by the young gods Velinxi AU
(Currently editing/rewriting some of the first 3 chapters but I'll still be writing new ones at the same time dw)
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Almost Wild by PogonaProse
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995)
17 Dec 2025
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The new residents of Netherfield Park are horrified when a young woman is viciously attacked less than a mile from their home. Discovered by Mr. Darcy, she is brought to Netherfield Park to recover. When Elizabeth Bennet wakes up in a strange house with jagged wounds marring her skin, all she can remember is wretched, screaming terror. The only thing she knows for sure is that it will happen again - and that nobody is safe. Horror/Mystery fic with lots of drama, finger-pointing, vicious comments and suspicious mobs, growing romance, and a happy ending.
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The Brooding Bat of her Dreams. by ASlytherinBadger
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2025
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Hermione Granger thought being the Hogwarts’ Matron would make her life quieter, until Severus Snape stormed back into it like a gothic fever dream with cheekbones sharp enough to file paperwork on.
Enter Draco Malfoy: agent of chaos, self-appointed matchmaker, and menace to the entire staff table. With a talent for melodrama and his disastrously timed pelvic thrusts, he is determined to shove Hermione and Severus together whether they like it or not. (They don’t.... They definitely do. They’re both in denial.)
With Hogwarts whispering, Harry approving, and Ron distracted by impending fatherhood, Hermione finds herself caught between attraction, irritation, and the unsettling suspicion that she might actually care about Snape.
And as she becomes even more entangled in his life, one thing becomes obvious:
They’re either going to kiss, kill each other, or collapse passionately into a bed, and nobody can decide which outcome is more likely.Draco, armed with his popcorn, is ready for it all.
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It's Not Complicated (Yet) by bvblless
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Next Generation
16 Dec 2025
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You could have chosen anyone. You've met hundreds of people throughout your life. So, really, you could have chosen anyone.
But it wasn't merely anyone that you chose. No, see — that would have been too easy.
It had to be Data, right?
You just had to fall in love with the one person entirely incapable of ever loving you back.
At least... for now, anyway.
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Working Overtime - A Boss/Office Vox Akuma Continuation by ItalianLoveCake
Fandoms: Vox Akuma - Fandom, Nijisanji EN, Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
17 Dec 2025
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This story takes place after the events of the currently archived Boss Akuma ASMR. While he may no longer be public, he will forever remain in my heart. It's more likely than not gonna be self-indulgent. Come along for the ride!
(Thank you very much for 690 kudos [nice] and for 34k hits! Making stories like this isn't possible without your support, so thank you so much for being a part of this wild journey with me.)
You've been working with Vox for some time now. After the events of the ASMR, he commits to his word to reward you for behaving well for the remainder of the work day. The two of you proceed to have intense sexual encounters, expensive dinners, and unexpected romance. After a while, he puts more of his trust in you, and you get caught up in a dramatic situation with a past fling. Will you be the one to heal the monster within the business mogul, or will you fall flat on your face trying to keep your current project afloat?
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STAR WARS- The Shadows of Fate by AutumnsWhisperer
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
16 Dec 2025
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He was never just her best friend. And she was never just another Jedi.
Padawan Aydia Whitelighter has always walked the line—between loyalty and defiance, silence and feeling, light and shadow. Quick-tongued and unorthodox, she’s stood beside Anakin Skywalker through battles, banter, and the bond they never dared to name. But war doesn’t care about boundaries.
When a mission to Naboo reawakens everything they tried to bury, duty begins to unravel. As assassins close in and Count Dooku casts his shadow wider, Aydia finds herself protecting not just the Republic—but the one person who could break her.
Torn between the Jedi Code and the fire building between them, Aydia and Anakin must navigate a galaxy slipping into chaos. But in war, every choice leaves a mark—and some you can’t come back from.
Because sometimes, the hardest fight isn’t surviving the war. It’s surviving each other...
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the reservation being missed was definitely an accident, and yet....the cards fall perfectly for the spider to trap you in his web
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Iron Howl by MrNickLower
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
16 Dec 2025
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The scent arrived before the sound of footsteps: ozone, expensive leather, 60-year-old whiskey, and something else… something wild. Wolf. Alpha. Tony Stark.
Stephen rose to his feet in a movement too fluid for someone who looked as if he were on the verge of collapse. His hands trembled slightly as he clenched his fist, concealing the claws that had begun to grow.
“Stark,” he said, when the man appeared at the top of the stairs, without knocking, obviously. “The door has a function. It’s called ‘being used’.”
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- Part 49 of AUs Marvel
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Spells Don't Heal Hearts by MrNickLower
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Dec 2025
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Stephen, the newly appointed Sorcerer Supreme, accepts Tony's invitation to join the Avengers – a decision that condemns him to live with the man he loves in secret. While Tony dates Steve and deals with his own demons, Stephen hides his pain (both physical and emotional) behind sarcasm.
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- Part 50 of AUs Marvel
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My Absolute Boyfriend ( Gi-hun x In-ho ) by mexoxo123
Fandoms: 457 - Fandom, byungjae, Squid Game (TV 2021), Squid Game (TV 2021) RPF, InHun - Fandom
16 Dec 2025
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Seong Gi-hun, a closeted virgin in his 40s, has never been in love. Never even had a boyfriend. But when a mysterious company delivers 001: Hwang In-ho, a humanoid robot built to be the perfect boyfriend, Gi-hun's quiet life turns into something he never dared dream of. What happens when artificial affection starts to feel real?
A love story between a man who's never been loved and a machine programmed to love him completely.
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The Prince of Olympus by SirOliverSurface
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
16 Dec 2025
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For Alexander Prince, life has been one long series of him trying to make his own place in the world. He knows how unforgiving it is, and the last thing he'll ever do is let this thing called reality break him. He'll survive, as he's always done: Alone.
But after being confronted by a vicious monster in disguise as someone he thought he knew, Alexander is forced to reconcile that his version of "reality" is all one big lie. Ancient gods with bad attitudes still exist. Anyone he sees could be some horrible nightmare out to kill him. And most frighteningly of all, a bunch of people want to be his friend now.
Apparently, he's a demigod, they say. A product of a relationship between an Olympian and a mortal. He's never met either one of his parents, so he can't exactly disprove that notion, but as he tries to adjust to this new life, one of those answers becomes clear. And it puts his life in mortal danger.
Alexander should not, by any rhyme or reason, exist. And unless he can figure out why this impossibility came to pass, he won't be alive for very much longer.
(Expect a monthly update until my other PJO work, The Other Heroes, concludes. Once it does, I'll fully devote my time to this story.)
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The Profiler’s Echo by Winter Waters (mystmae)
Fandoms: Midnight Series: Moonlight Chicken พระจันทร์มันไก่ | Moonlight Chicken (TV), แฟนผมเป็นประธานนักเรียน | My School President (TV 2022), My Love Mix-Up! เขียนรักด้วยยางลบ | My Love Mix-Up! (Thailand TV 2024), Thai Actor RPF, เด็กชายไม่ไปสวรรค์ | Ticket to Heaven (TV) RPF, เพื่อนายแค่หนึ่งเดียว | Never Let Me Go (TV 2022), We Are คือเรารักกัน | We Are (Thailand TV 2024) RPF, We Are คือเรารักกัน | We Are (Thailand TV 2024), Midnight Series: Moonlight Chicken พระจันทร์มันไก่ | Moonlight Chicken (TV) RPF, แฟนผมเป็นประธานนักเรียน | My School President (TV 2022) RPF, เกมทอยทะลุมิติ | The Dark Dice (TV 2024), ผมเจอเจ้าชายบนชายหาด | That Summer (TV), Cherry Magic 30 ยังซิง | Cherry Magic (Thailand TV 2023), Star & Sky: แล้วแต่ดาว | Star & Sky: Star in My Mind (TV), ไขคดีเป็น เห็นคดีตาย | Dare You to Death (TV), สายรหัสเทวดา | Perfect 10 Liners (TV 2024) RPF
16 Dec 2025
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Gemini Norawit is Bangkok Major Crimes’ behavioral profiler: brilliant, unsettling, and a little too good at seeing the worst in people. Fourth Nattawat is the detective who hates profilers, hates being read, and definitely hates that he’s been saddled with “the department’s pet mind reader” on a new serial case.
When a killer begins suffocating victims and leaving their bodies ritualistically cleaned, Gemini and Fourth are forced into an uneasy partnership—profile versus instinct, theory versus street work, sharp sarcasm versus blunt stubbornness. The more the pattern unfolds, the clearer one thing becomes: the killer isn’t just hunting at random. He’s watching Gemini.
Forced into the field together, they go from trading barbs across evidence boards to watching each other’s backs in alleys, stairwells, and interrogation rooms. Hatred frays into grudging respect, respect into fierce protectiveness, and somewhere between late-night stakeouts and “temporary” couch sleepovers, the line between partners and something more quietly disappears.
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- Part 1 of The Bangkok Behavioral Files
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missed opportunities by extra7oOo
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Dec 2025
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I was thinking, every time Tony finds Peter in all the stories Peter goes with him in some way or another, I have another idea about that
Welcome to my own version of Kidnapped Peter!!
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Kamen Rider Dekiru 👊 by Hytellex23
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Kamen Rider - All Media Types
16 Dec 2025
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Izuku has always dreamt of being a hero alongside his sister. It's a shame that he never got the opportunity to know what kind of power he might have received from his parents,along with....what type of hero he could have become and more, that's because he gets kidnapped by All for One's hired goons for some nefarious purposes.
After the legend of one of Japan's greatest heroes,the Kamen Riders has faded and lost to the sands of time,the experiments of one Evil Scientist and said experimented young man's tenacity and strength,will help to change the future of this word for the better....
Or perhaps for the worst.
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If he could kill her, he would. Well, of course he could, but he wanted to stay alive, and she was good at that.
Or, Astarion falls in love with a cleric he despises, unexpectedly.
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- English
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- 1/2
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