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After the war, Harry hadn't had anywhere to go.
Which was HOW he ended up at Hogwarts.
Which was WHY he found himself around Severus Snape.
Which was WHAT... he had wanted?
Which was WHEN he realised that they weren't so different after all.
Which was WHERE he got caught up.
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When Harry Potter walks towards his death and the green light of Avada Kedavra strikes him, he thought it would be the end. But he meets Death in the afterlife, who proposes a deal and in exchange, he gets a second chance and his memories are transferred to his eleven-year-old self.
Now Harry will have to make the best choices to change his future and save his loved ones. On this path, Harry will have to make unlikely allies for his benefit while also dealing with the fact that a piece of Death within him seems to grow even stronger...such as his confusing feeling for a certain Malfoy.
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Secrets in Emerald Dusk by Didistar
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2025
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Nevermore Academy has always thrived on secrets, shadows, and monsters — the perfect hunting ground for Wednesday Addams. Prophecies whisper of ruin, a beast tears through the woods, and her family’s hidden past drags itself back into the light. Yet in the midst of every hidden plot, the strangest enigma may just be the strange boy with green eyes: Harry Potter.
And Wednesday knows very well, mysteries have a quick way of turning deadly.
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When does duty turn into self destruction?
Hermione Granger carries the weight of post-war Britain on her back - undercover, overworked, addicted to potions, and quietly unraveling in the privacy of her Muggle penthouse.
When the hunt for a vanished Death Eater lurking in Muggle corporate circles pulls her into the orbit of Draco Malfoy, everything shifts.
He’s steady. Sharp. Infuriating. Bound to her in a way neither of them understands. And, for the first time in years, she doesn’t feel entirely alone.
But nothing about this is simple.
Not the mission.
Not the Ministry of Magic spiralling without direction.
Not the dark magic rising in the shadows.
And certainly not the fact that he may be her only salvation.-------
Draco slowly examined his own scar before extending his arm towards Hermione. His finger stroked her collarbone and gently traced down her silver lightning. Hermione let her own hand drop by her side, reeling in the feeling. She closed her eyes but could feel her heart thumping even faster than it had during the battle.
“I think… We are somehow connected. You wanted to save me. And I… wanted to be saved by you.” -
Touch Me Like You Hate Me by MrNickLower
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
07 Dec 2025
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Tony Stark doesn’t do feelings. Stephen Strange doesn’t do people.
They definitely don’t do each other… except when they very much do.Series
- Part 45 of AUs Marvel
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’Tis the Season (For Getting Lost in the Pines) by Small_Tragedies
Fandoms: Bob's Burgers (Cartoon)
07 Dec 2025
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Logan tugged his scarf tighter, scanning the endless rows. “This is insane,” he muttered, trying to peer past a wall of people. “I just wanted a tree. One tree.”
Louise, hands shoved into her coat pockets, smirked. “You wanted the real authentic Christmas experience. Well, here you go.”
Christmas tree shopping shouldn’t be that hard… right? You’d be wrong.
Fictober 2025: Day Eleven: “Stupider people than us have done this.”
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- Part 11 of Fictober 2025
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An accident. A failed Apparation. And suddenly, they are alone — somewhere in a wilderness beyond all known maps.
No magic. No help.
Only the two of them: Hermione Granger — brilliant, brave, uncompromising.
And Severus Snape — cynical, guarded, as dangerously compelling as ever.What begins as an involuntary survival exercise soon turns into a dance between closeness and resistance, between trust and despair.
The wild demands everything: instinct, strength, and secrets.
And as they fight against hunger, weather, and unseen threats, their hearts begin to stir in ways neither of them expected. -
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Link isn't serious, and Komali doesn't listen to him...
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“The gods may throw a dice, their minds as cold as ice” by Dand1ion
Fandoms: The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
07 Dec 2025
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The young gods, tales of 3 cousins turned to godhood for their unmatched strength and will to the gods, a myth and idol to demigods and the curse and tragedies to monsters. Ascended for the purpose of protecting half-bloods, these divine beings were made to serve their elder gods for the rest of time, enduring many quests and prophecies for the sake of Olympus.
Inspired by the young gods Velinxi AU
(Currently editing/rewriting some of the first 3 chapters but I'll still be writing new ones at the same time dw)
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You Date Her, I'll Date Him by Skullsz
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
06 Dec 2025
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Link doesn't care what's going on, but he likes the idea...
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I did NOT consent to melting - a Memoir by the One Ring by HelpTheyFoundMyWritings
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies), The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
07 Dec 2025
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Everyone knows how the One Ring melted in Mount Doom.
It’s cultural background noise at this point - even for people who have never read or watched LotR.Unfortunately for all of us, the One Ring is deeply offended by how badly mortals keep telling its story.
Now, as it unwillingly dissolves in the fires of Mount Doom, the most powerful dark artefact in Middle-earth begs you to pay attention for once, and read the actual, factually correct version of how things really happened.
History is written by winners.
And according to the Ring… it really should have won. -
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With Harkon defeated and Tamriel saved from eternal night, Vitus Demirio, former blacksmith turned Dragonborn, sets his eyes upon an even greater threat looming over Nirn: Alduin, the World-Eater, whose return heralds not only the end of the world, but an end to Time itself.
Alongside his two most trusted companions, Serana Volkihar and Inigo the Brave, Vitus must discover his place in the ancient prophecy that foretold the dragons’ return. As the three heroes dive deeper into Skyrim’s secrets, Vitus finds himself haunted by visions of the future as he seeks to unravel the mysteries of the past. In a quest that leads from the Throat of the World to the gates of Aetherius, the lines between hero and monster begin to blur, and Vitus realizes Alduin is not just his enemy...but his reflection.
Facing daedra, dragons, and even the gods themselves, Vitus must decide whether his destiny lies in defying fate, or embracing it. And each choice will determine whether Nirn is saved, or if everything he has ever known and loved will be devoured by a dragon’s teeth.
Is the Last Dragonborn truly destined to stop the apocalypse—or is he merely part of a cycle fated to end this Kalpa so a new one can be born?Series
- Part 2 of The Lastborn's Legacy
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Baby, It's You by Bruisedkissesxx
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
06 Dec 2025
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Billionaire Rhysand hires a babysitter(reader) for baby Nyx as he is having a hard time balancing between work and home life.
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Spilled Bottles And Damage Control by riv_rr
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 Dec 2025
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His song blew up. His ex came back.
And now Bakugou has to work with Shinsou again.
So yeah, he’s having a great time. -
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Prequel to The Inexplicable Act of Devotion set in 1989-1991.
Follow Valentine and Weasley in their battles of wit. A Young Fred Weasley has the tendency to push young Valentines buttons, this cannot go wrong. Can it?Series
- Part 2 of The Inexplicable Act
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"Did I...make an Error?"
Calyste wakes up to find herself in the world of Honkai Star Rail. Completely disoriented and confused she accidentally activates a hidden space unique to her consciousness, dragging in two powerful pathstrides and instantly strikes up an exchange of information in hopes of returning to Earth with the premise of being an Aeon-like being (she doesn't know what she's doing)
In the meanwhile, she has no other option than to seek the protection of the Astral Express as an avid fan of the game while pretending to be a regular pathstrider, trailblazing along with the crew.
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ace in the hole by miss_yap_a_lot
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Twisted-Wonderland: The Animation (Anime)
06 Dec 2025
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Ace's tennis career is over before it even starts. With no awards or money to his name, he might as well just quit—and he almost does, until he's offered a deal he can't refuse: win the Night Raven doubles tournament against Malleus Draconia, and he'll get his livelihood back.
The only catch? Partner up with Deuce Spade who, as Ace finds out quickly enough, he does not mesh well with.
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"This text is primarily noteworthy because the author claims to have been several contemporaneous historical figures. Obviously the Oblivion Crisis was filled with turmoil, but the notion that any one person could be the Champion of Cyrodiil, the Crusader of the Nine, the Arch-Mage, the leader of the Fighter's Guild, and a ranking member of the Thieves' Guild, is comical beyond parody. That they might also be an Argonian named Flibbertygibbet is vanishingly unlikely."
Mostly just me taking the piss out of a few quests, but there are some story moments that could use a touch of genuine catharsis.
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JK and Haijin in Borderland by Fire_eyed
Fandoms: 墜落JKと廃人教師 | Tsuiraku JK to Haijin Kyoushi (Manga), 今際の国のアリス | Imawa no Kuni no Alice | Alice in Borderland (TV)
05 Dec 2025
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"Okay, so a student trying an experimental drug is not allowed, but a student and a teacher trying it together is alright?"
"Of course it's not." He shrugs. "But if there's a 50% chance of you dying, I'd prefer to die with you. We've made a promise, remember?"
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Mikoto and Haiba accidentally get into the Borderland with Arisu and the rest. Obviously they start looking for the best way to commit a double suicide, but will they succeed? -
Well, Fuck Me in My White House, This IS a Brandon Rogers x Reader Fanfic by savealex
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) RPF, Video Blogging RPF
05 Dec 2025
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boy meets boy.
don't think too hard about it, they sure as hell won't.